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Very interesting, never really heard or read about the dude.
This goes to show that Africans are/where really not as barbaric as our colonial bosses would want us to actually believe we were.
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe in the wars to conquer different African tribes, the Europeans from the sea and the Arabs/jihadists from the north actually destroyed all/most traces of our heritage, obscured our history to whatever they wanted and those loads of crap was handed down to us by our forebearers.
Evidence like these goes to show that there was at least a semblance of education here be it however formal or informal.

Funny topic, this is a case of "some have food and cannot eat". Personally, I believe it has to do with the individual. Some ladies like it rough, while some just want that ideal slow motion $h!t they read in novels.
Once had a girl that tought me that I was a learner, despite my previous escapades including a chic fainting on me because of you know what.
So OP, what you don't like and view as long and torturous is actually someone's fantasy, go figure.

lomomike: The MRSP of a brand new 2014 GL700 brabus: £212,112 + VAT, delivery and registration in UK. Convert £212,112 to Naira, you'll get ₦56,356,037.3 (1£ = ₦265.69 as of 30th sept 2014 7:00pm).
If we assume ₦6,000,000 for containerized shipping and clearing, that means we get ₦62,356,037.3

Note: the OP said and I quote "Price 78,000,000 asking"

Meaning folks can actually bargain to a reasonable amount.


Pls let's calm down and stop killing the OP, its his car and its his decision to put any price he wishes but its up to customers to purchase if they like or go elsewhere.

interesting, but at this price and spec? If I had that kind of money to throw around, I'd rather go for a Rolls Royce ghost.

I'm not married yet, still a career bachelor, playing Mr. Loverboy.
Loving it? Well, kinda, but there are times I just feel that loneliness, it just hits me. Might just start looking for her soon.

Even Shaq agrees with me

rokiatu: She is seriously beautiful.

Don't worry she won't take my heart from you bubu, but damn she's hot

rokiatu: She is seriously beautiful.

Don't worry she won't take my heart from you bubu, but damn she's hot

Three7Ty9: Lol.
Hello Chief,
I sent you series of mails without a response. I am trusting all has been good with you.

Still expectant sir.
Warm Regards,
379.

Sorry oo, I've not checked my mail for a while now, I'm supervising a site inside one remote area like that. Will reply as soon as I view them.

Ahmeduana: YES DUMB-NESS IS EVERYWHERE, BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT the whites DON'T GOES AROUND EXPOSING THERE IGNORANCE THEY WAY WE WE AFRICANS DOES EXPECIALLY NIGERIA

Exactly, like the way you just did

01emek: i dey feel you my guy! Me i like them tall. Have you seen those long legs before? It really nice, tall with nice curve

Bros I get your point, but remember that as they say, "beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder". As for me I love them endowed tall or short, but endowment seems to favour the short more. And as for them legs?(kids close your eyes) Whats better than a well rounded full and fleshy leg that I can use to gym on my shoulder while doing the deed. You feel me?

kristen12: Dhur!!!

Window

01emek: picshure or

supported Honestly I love them endowed, a confirmatory pics and then I'll start the chyking sequence(though rokiatu's got my heart, but we can work something out you know], u feel me

kristen12: *in dbanj's voice* I'm fully endowed.....

Plshavmercyamen: Nwanne, pls speak for your self o. Imolites are not in "extreme poverty" and God forbid we wil ever be. Udo diri gi

Ngwanu, nwanne ka anyi si na poverty di na imo adi ha ka nke extreme. Mana I ga ekweta na ihe mu kara eba bu eziokwu. Ego adi ha bu na ego adi ha, ima ego ana ana na tax ndi oru bekee na Owerri? Guy etoro mu na owerri tutu oru eburu mu pu ba, anam abata owerri every weekend, so amam ihe mu ekwu.
Abia na oru Rochas ruru ekwerem mana uzo ndi aruru bu substandard. So so hotel na fast food bu ihe na ene ego na obodo a, oburu na owere ihe ndi ahu o gara obodo oyibo si ha meputa ya ebe a, ima madu ole ihe ahu gara e nye oru?
Rochas e tinyle ndi obodo anyi na mbiam ka ana abia ario ya nri, mana chukwu olisa ga azoputa anyi na aka ya.

I don't know if u guys are seeing what I'm seeing, but the two pictures don't match.
Both have beards true but the second's beards looks more scattered and unkept than the 1st and the animal in the second picture has a hairy chest while the first picture has a less hairy chest. #feelinglykshelockholmes

Guy ur in the spirit, the thing just keeps amazing me. God sure knows how to compensate, brief girls are hot... burning hot.

First of all, let me start by saying.... I LOVE WOMEN!!! I love that specie so much that thinking of marriage sometimes gives me the creeps cos since I love women, if I get married then I would love woman and that's a big transition

Now to the topic at hand, i've noticed that majority to ladies of 5.8' > are soooo endowed, as in the Arsenal is in complete proportion with the Manchester, but in tall girls it never proportional, either one is cheating the other or it's non existant.
Need I say that short chics tend to be really attractive.
Well, anybody/everybody is entitled to their opinion, but it is what it is.

Youngman, 1st of I must say that I kinda feel your pain I wrote JAMB like three times before I got admitted into the university that was years before this post-utme stuff kicked off. While in secondary school then I was one of the brightest, I made my WAEC, NECO and GCE in on sitting and I was the youngest kid in my class then(I left secondary school few months to my 15 birthday) So why was JAMB messing me up? Then I later realized that over confidence was my problem. I remember some years back some people wrote to JAMB that they wanted their papers remarked, jamb obliged and they still got the same thing.
From the way you sound OP, your displaying that same over-confidence I felt back then. Once you get an exam paper that seems easy take a deep breathe and go through it thoroughly before you start and after your through with the exam, go through it again and again to be sure before submit.
There are cases where while marking a student's scripts he/she may answer a question out of context or misplace no. 1 with no. 2, he/she has lost that mark and the student will come out screaming I don smash am and at the end it was the exam that smashed you . That question that looks easy must have been so twisted that if you don't look well you won't know that the examiner is looking for x and you gave y and you still expect a full mark. I know someone that made 34 in this same exam your shouting about.
About Fupre, I know that that school's standards are very high and their graduates are one of the best(judging for a conference I attended in Ghana, and saw the students excel).
Ranting here won't do you any good, go and request for a remark of the exam and please shed off the over-confidence character, it would only bring you tears.

rokiatu: [size=15pt]Thanks for the examination, point of correction, thats not a push up bra no it isn't, not that I dont wear one infact most of my bras are, I don't have big breast you can't blame me. Secondly thats my hair yes, thats my hair after it has even cut even, so sad your suck at your examination. The suspicious looking butt part, I take that as a compliment, am still doing squat to make it even bigger.

Lemme make this clear to you, my pic ain't photoshopped. I don't even know how to use the dang thing pun intended. You don't have to be a girl to be prettier then me there are still loads of girls finer then me, it don't stop my breathing nor my daily bread. I could care less and am not complaining.

And lastly am not forming Angelina Jolie, she may be the most beautiful woman to Hollywood not to me. Incase you didn't know these are women like Aishwarya ria, Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Halle Barry, Katrina Kaif, Kareena Kapoor that are very beautiful but i guess beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.


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Classic

1st of all, let me make something clear, I hate rochas and everything he stands for.
There is serious cash drought in Imo State. All his projects are all done by with his family circle, if you ain't his family nothing for you.
He imported school uniforms, school bags, socks and shoes are there no tailors in Imo? He imported chairs and tables for the schools, don't we have carpenters in Imo?
When Udenwa built the secretariat at port-harcourt road, major contractor got the job and the government also allocated sand and chippings supply jobs with full LPO to hundreds of indigenous people and money circulated in the state. But this nigga imports even socks, how will the state economy grow?
True he's built a lot of projects in the state(even though the standards are questionable) but there is no local content in them, everything goes into one pocket, people are in extreme poverty in Imo State why won't prostitution, rituals and yahoozee trive in Imo.
Yes Rochas has worked, but his people are in extreme poverty.

Neldrizzy: fixed orderly........

Dude IMSU? Seriously? you commot futo put imsu kwa?
Well I finished from futo years back and I can attest to d fact that futo is hellish in terms of admission and graduating from there.
But truth be told to enter UNN no bi beans o.

Emma8043: Help me tell the guy make him make am 8 bottle nwanne owee di

Guy man e no dia, ighotago.

One thing I don't understand is the level of hate shown by most posters here.
OUK was already a self made billionaire long before he became a Governor.
His 400 room mansion(camp neya) at Igbere was opened in 1998.
So why d hate?

Reference: https://www.nairaland.com/1383416/photos-check-out-inside-ex-gov

frisby: I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IM READING HERE!
DO LEARNED MEN STILL FOOL THEMSELVES WITH "girlfriends"?

Lemme paint u a quick picture:

Men are mostly sexual beings whereas women are mostly emotional creatures.
Ps: I'm neither saying women do not enjoy sex nor that men are devoid of emotions.
I'm talking of base needs. Major driving forces.
Forget money for now, only broke girls care about ur money.

this bf/gf nonsense is a ploy used by women, to live out their fantasies. Their fill their heads with dreams from movies and books and seek out dumb guys to star in their fantasies. They use u to satisfy their emotional needs while telling u there should be no sex. So even without u spending, u re only serving as a tool to ur so called gf, unless u're also having sex.
U doubt me?
Fine,
Next time ur girl mentions "no sex"... don't argue, instead tell her u totally concur. Infact, that u re also trying to keep urself clean in not just body but mind and soul. Tell her u're also deciding there'll be no hugging, no caressing, no kissing, no inappropriate talk (which includes lies aka flattery) tell her since she's coming from a religious angle, that u would prefer u both take it all d way. Then note her response plus ur observation the next couple of weeks.

I hate to talk about spending money on a woman u're not married to because these girls never fished ur atm cards from ur pocket nor held a 9mm to ur head. Rather u were d one WILLINGLY doling out cash that u don't have in hope that u'll impress her enough to get/keep her in bed. So stop blaming d ladies in dat regard. U presented the opportunity, they used it. Simple. U would too if ur roles were reversed.

Pss: I'm not an advocate of premarital sex.
But neither am I an advocate of blind folly.

Wake up young men!
The truth is thaat U DO NOT NEED A "RELATIONSHIP" IN ORDER TO GET LAID (ie if getting laid is ur only motive)
And no, never pay for sex, unless ur life depends on it.
Rather, focus ur energy on personal development, create success. Become a true man. Have some self worth instead of acting all hopeless before every piece of meat in skirt. Reek of dignity and composure. Become an alpha male And trust me, u'll be d one fending off advances from the fairer gender. Women grow weak in d knees for a true man. And until u are able to forge urself into a true man u'll keep placing the skirt on a pedestal.
It's high time men took a step farther into mental evolution.
Stop tumbling after a girl who passes u on d street just cos she exposed a bit of flesh.
Stop bringing insult to the male folk.
Stop being a slave to the skirt.
Our "hopelessness " is the only thing that empowers all these girls enough to give us "conditions" in a relationship that they are ENJOYING the most part of.
The future needs men, not slaves.
Needs evolved men. Not dogs walking on 2 legs.
There's more to life than 10mins of sweaty shuffle.
Uuse ur time wisely so u don't regret time and resources wasted on another man's wife.

I don talk my own finish

Guy take 6 bottles of big stout + nkwobi for my head. You too much bros, you just summed up the whole issue beautifully. Infact, THREAD CLOSED!!!

Abeg o, thank u Mr. Oga I.G. But the thing is would they hear?
Travelling along east-west road and port harcourt-owerri road is already a nightmare because a 2hr journey is now about 3.5hrs, because you'll meet a checkpoint at every 100m and God punish you wella if your traveling by public transport and your driver no dey gree "settle".
Chai! na ur name dat day.

As much as I know that this list by d op is fictitious, but make una no try ikwerre and especially kalabari people(both in Rivers State) list ooo.
This list dey learn for there.

^^^As a hard-core igbo guy, I get wia ur going with d bucci meaning to doro. But I don't care, I love d song d production is so soooo......hmmm
Gadamn!
Cos I love listening to it doesn't make me a puppet now does it?

Well, I'd say I've given up on this marriage thing until I realized one truth. "You cannot sleep on the lap of Delilah and wake up in Abraham's bosom" and vice versa.
Ladies act like a lady and men will fall all over you.

Three7Ty9: Chief, why not send him or her to Canada or the US, there are cheaper schools in Canada with options for scholarships, Valuable experience and possible after school jobs. You can Google it yourself.
Cheers.

Thanks though, I've actually checked googled imperial college, but no dice.
But i'll check Canada, thanks for the info.

Nice, anybody got an idea what Imperial College London's fees a like? How competitive are their admissions and chances of a secondary school graduate from 9ja getting in. I've got someone gunning for that school.

rozzay: Ok sir, I don hear. So u say wen am with u nd u try dis 3 steps for nyte we go kolobi abi? U die well sha kip bottle for hus wey I go use decorate ur head wen d show start cos I like agressive doings dazall

Lady, he said he was just looking for a 1nite stand not to be murdered
Op you try sha, but for most of this girl wey done tiya tiya eye, hmmm you're on a long tin.

rill: Nah, his s.em.en probably tasted so bad she had to jump off the bridge into the water, to get a proper mouth wash.

Guy you just took the words out of my mouth. You know in this era of ebola prevention with bitter kola, may be the overdosed on bitter kola before hitting the club and the taste of the semen cursed the poor young lady to be suicidal.

For those saying driving and receiving BJ ain't possible, truth is it happens regularly(remember conji na bascard) witnessed it on two occasions.
1) at a hold-up at garrison, ph
2) when a guy and his girl died on their way from a popular club at Owerri cos the guy lost control during the BJ

ChokolateBoss: I anticipated dis post. I knew u'd quickly reel off martin luther's biography as if we dont alredy know. ITK. So in a list of catholic priests dat changed d world, u're xpecting 2 c martin luther wen we all know he was a heretic who denounced d church and apostasized from d church of Rome. I believe u undastand where d OP's coming from, so its freaking ridiculous to include martin luther in dat list; unless of course u just mentioned it 2 sound smart or 4 d sake of argument. So much 4 ur "intellectual grandiosity". Mr na-me-sabi-use-google-pass-to-educate-myself.
Na u no dey use ur fone 2 ping, facebuk and chat. Oya go use am collect money 4 bank.

Well, from the way you sound its clear you like to pick a fight when the truth stirs you in the face as a defence mechanism, but the truth remains that Martin Luther was not a heretic, but an inquisitive mind that refused to accept a system already in place that put the pope in the place of God, buying indulgences to ask for forgiveness of sin, confessing to man rather than God of your sins. So these reforms makes him a heretic abi? Then your head needs to be checked.

In my post, I never insulted the Catholic church, but you will never deny the fact that his questions changed the way of view/practice of Christianity worldwide. So did he not change the world as a Catholic priest?

Well, as for my use of google and the internet to educate myself, I also have a personal library which is particularly one of the things that gives me an edge in life and as per financial resources, let me just say I ain't your mate.

I'm seriously trying to avoid an e-fight here, but quote/mention me again, and you'll wish you where never born.