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Kennykenty:
you are please with nokia 3310. no argument

Bros, calm down nah, na smartphone I ask for no bi stone wey David take kill Goilath, shoooooo!

I need advice on the best smartphone to buy that's really strong. Strong as in, can fall on a concrete floor and the screen is still intact.
A phone with a crack screen ain't cool, I'm through with Samsung and tecno, any good advice on what to go for will be seriously appreciated.

I never knew that ladies need a handbook on how to date(deceive] professionals....ha guys we are in trouble.
What's next? How to date a yahooboy? Or how an illiterate wealthy businessman should be handled? Either way we are in trouble guys.

Bimffo:
Yes! You are very correct! School these days are full of Ajebos.. We dont like wahala.

As much as I would love to believe that this development is a good thing, but I sometimes wonder what the future would be like when it's filled with kids that think that they sh.iit ice cream.

The events of that day are still vivid in my mind, NTA news carried that news including students prosession with the coffins of their dead colleagues, my mum cried uncontrollably that night, putting herself in the shoes of the parents of the slain students. I was in SS2 then, that was how my dream to study at OAU crashed.
From my observations now, cultism isn't as strong as it was in those days, na ajebo full schools these days

prettyjo:
2nd semester exams for all
course:Love math
course code: Gms 111.
All question carry equal marks.
1)If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end the guy breaks up with her. What is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?
2)As a guy,you dated more than 3 girls for three years,Calculate the expenses and loss for the three years?
3)In not more than thirty words state the difference between orobo girls and lekpa girls?
4)With the aid of a diagram draw and explain the term "ukwu"
5)you send an airtime worth #200 to your gf and she sends a "please call me back" text.Calculate the profit and the loss of airtime being sent
6)if you break up with your gf cos of Xmas gifts.calculate how long it will take you to get her back?
7)As a guy,you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want another guy to date your sister.Calculate the percentage of your foolish and wicked behavior?
When you check a Facebook profile,99% of the guys are single as their status states and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged or married. Briefly explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.

N/B: Attempt all questions to avoid carry over

Hian!!! Bia onye nkuzi, ule gi a nwekwara ka odi o!
Infact, I rusticate myself from this school o.

Airforce1:
Mango tree dis night?

Na dia una dey hold meeting?

Bros na dia comfortable pass for nacking apako. A try will convince you.

Airforce1:
Every monitoring spirit in my life, I reject you in Jesus name

Dude you just made me fall off a mango tree LMFAO

I used to spend a fortune on designer perfumes( I ain't joking, a huge fortune) until I discovered seduction at just #2200. That perfume is the bomb.

FredHandsome:
The Poster is fuc.ked up. The MOD is a fuc.ktard while the post, itself is a fuckery

Dude, you said it all. The poster should have named the thread, 'The rantings of a lesbo tired of her Fing life'.

chowlade:
1. They wants their Woman to give them a BJ, Dick sucking, Ass licking e.t.c. Listen up guys all the Mamas of Africa of the ancient including your Mothers and grand Mothers did not suck Dicks. Cause we are not in America, but we are in Nigeria. so this annoying traits you watched on films from the Western countries(are from Sodom & Gomoras) are not in a typical african Woman spiritual being beside God is not in support of it.

2.They think relationship is all about sex. My friend if you are one, expect ur heart to be broken multiple times before you change the notion

3.Smoking/Drinking When you know youself as a periodic smokers/drinker, you should date/court a woman of your type. some hides it and impregnate a woman before they come out of their shell as a pot head husband, leaving the innocent woman in her nightmare.

4.They kick there woman out of her matrimonial homes whenever there is dispute in their relationships knowing fully she has no place to go.

5.They takes unclad pictures of their woman and leaks it on social media. in America is a felony.

6.Cheating on their woman while trying to prevent their woman from doing the same.

7. Intentionally Hurting the woman and they will start to watch her reactions

8. Tellling all sort of lies to get a woman. Don't they know that what's hidden today will be disclosed tomorrow?

9. Most Nigerian man don't cook or assist their woman in the kitchen hmm.u leave d house duties to your woman and you think you are the man(serious concern) why

10. Lastly, Disobedience. They don't take corrections from a woman.
Pls add yours

Seriously? Biatch which planet are you from.
Okay let me break it down for you.
1) Ladies(note: I'm avoiding the word biatchessss) actually demand head, if the are not demanding it they say it subtly. So whats wrong if if I demand a bj since I know I'm gon return the favour?
2) Sex is the spice of every relationship, let's stop being so sanctimonious. Sex makes a relationship strong.
3) I smoke and drink my girl knows this and she knows it's my major vice, and we are working on it.
4) If you behave then why would I kick you out? You don't just nag at me or worse cheat and expect me to stay under the same roof with you. That's madness. I kill myself if I see me getting that sissy.
5) Well I don't do that, that's just childish.
6) Well, it's a man's world girl deal with it.
7)Women do this all the time to guys to know how we react when angry, both parties are guilty of this.
8 ) Wooing a woman is like war, all is fair on the battle field. And please note women love liars, you doubt me? Look around and ask yourself why bad boys get all the girls?
9) I pay your bills and you expect me to cook? Girl get a life.
10) Go get a life.

Personally, I don't do online transactions. Call me old fashioned, but my money is still safe the old-fashioned way, why change it?

Look at her face, that expression is epic

Truthfully, I love light skinned ladies, they just turn me on.
But there still guys who like dark women, this is a classic example of insecurity.

Now they are building phones with bulletproof vest?
I give up!!!

hiplanetv:
firstly look
left and
right for cars and bike......look up for
aeroplane then
down for bomb. Look back for kidnappers.....
.look side
hold yhur bag tight. And watch de person
beside
yhu.....den walk zig zag for stray
bulliet......thanks

Dude your crazy, I'm so stealing this ish(plagiarizing) this stuff.

Abeg make una no kill me ooh. But all I see here is a carton of marykay abi na marks&spencer finished for just one person face, she looks like Barbie.
Just an observation though, but what do I know?

It still baffles me whenever I come into nairaland and see the of level of vile, hate and ill-feelings I see against the igbos, particularly by people from the west of Nigeria.
Wetin we do una? Is it our fault that we are a confederation of enterprising, shrewd, brilliant and wise individuals?
Is it because you guys can't understand how we keep on surviving and have more modernised cities than every other part of the country, despite the fact that our cities where razed to the ground during the civil war?
You people put us down, gave our fathers 20pounds each after the war, no matter the amount of money you had in the bank, that no igbomanan could invest into the oil boom of the 70s, yet we are making it in our own little way.
You all have shared Nigeria among yourselves, Northerners own the ministries and the entire public service, the yorubas own the oil companies what is left for the igbos if not our businesses, that keep expanding even if we try to play it down.
To all you haters, no matter how you look at it God is on our side. The more you hate the faster we grow, so please my ever distant and discontent brothers in this forced marriage called Nigeria, keep hating us, it really pushes us to greater heights.
But you all have it in mind that one faithful day the east shall rise and this nation shall quake.
BTW, may a combined team of Amadioha, Aghaikeohu and Alaogbaga strike anybody that quotes me in a vile manner.



Thanks.

This is just plain childish.

nelandrewz:
love at long-sight

dude, this is the real deal.

Omo see legs , I think I'm in love !!! Who has her digits? I really need it! Who can help a brother in love?

Time2Smile:
@CzarChris You do have a point. But it is expected of the lecturers show high level of maturity and integrity and resist such overtures. Academics the world over, represent the highest level of intellectual capacity of a society. Nevertheless, overwhelming majority of cases are being instigated by the lecturers, and the extent to which some of them denigrate themselves to achieve their aim is odious and loathsome. A 30 year old may be easily pardoned but not a 64 year old debauched lecturer.

Well, from your analogy, I can be pardoned then considering my age.
But jokes apart, some of these students are just wonderful(I'm trying very hard not to use a derogatory word), you can't even begin to imagine what one goes through at the hands of these kids.

This is thread is soo one sided, why don't we talk of the girls that openly and vagrantly assult lecturers sexually? What's fair is fair, most of these students just throw themselves at you.


Yeah, I lecture on part-time basis in two universities, one of them is a Federal University . Go huge transformer if you feel like it.

Kai!!! Super Mario. Those where the days, man!!!

Still can't believe that Chris, my namesake for that matter beat me to this babe..
What a backstabber

Why don't I believe this story? Before you guy crucify me, please read the story again, sooo many loose ends

This ishi has got yahoozee written all over it, GMB is now in power, you guys should be on the run by now.

My girl is fond of this bulls**it, but I kinda like it in a weird way. It normally happens when I do a very good job down there

Speak for yourself op, I love 'em chubby, thick, fat, huge...... I can't stand skinny chics. When I'm hitting that ishi from behind and I see that flesh boncing....... ooh it's a muth..a..f**cka.
I don't go near skinny girls, they look malnourished, and I'm like "someone give that kid a burger"

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