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buygala:
Dear God, please don't let my girlfriend see this hairdo


Na so my monthly allocation for food and fuel go just waka ontop one yeye braid wey no go increase the size of my peniss


*runs to remove battery from bae's phone

btw

she is looking very different in each of these pishures


God punish Instagram filter, Marykay, foundation,and all them other feminine witcheries wey dey give these girls chameleon capabilities on per-second billing

The "witcheries" part got me rolling on the floor

Well, I built my first house in the village, home front first is my motto. We igbos have learnt alot since the civil war.

Unibenstudent:
o bobs,this ur grammer too gbaskelebe..ikwekwekwe...abeg were I fit get a pdf copy of okafors law of congodynamics

Like I said, do some research

Unibenstudent:
Point of correction, bad habits are hard to drop, wits failed

Youngman, I don't think you're looking at the big picture here. Dropping a bad habit is hard, that's why even after a break up you can still F your ex easily. Go do some research on okafor's law of congodynamics

I help her carry her bags sometimes, that doesn't mean that she doesn't know the man in the relationship.
She knows I don't take sh...t, a single show of disrespect and I drop her faster than a bad habit.

Well I'm proud about what I've achieved at my young age, but not by my power ooo, na baba God do am.

I think it was the second goal at the USA 94 World cup. It was Nigeria's 3-0 win over Bulgaria. Amuneke's flying header. It was just a classic.

This thread reminds me of an Ethiopian adage that says " when the Great King passes by, the wise servant/peasant bows very low, but silently farts". Dude truth be told you have a huge ego problem. Take my advice if you wish, go meet your boss in the morning, beg to get your job back, prostrate if you must. If she rehires you, work diligently until you get a chance to strike back at her.
Then you can say at the end of the day "vini vidi vici".

I think I'm gonna throw up ......... too late

Mhizizzy:
datz really funny

Would you blame me? That shi**t was as scary as hell even Dracula will scream blood of Jah on seeing that stuff.

UrennaNkoli:
Change can make that happen. Buhari can make it happen. There will be no room for disorderliness.

Forgive my language, but are you this delusional? Even in the states, New York, California, San Francisco and other major cities around the world experience rush hour lockjams. So you guys are planning to put Nigerians in bondage under this GMB? I honestly hope he wins, after 2months of him in power, I'll come take a very good laugh at you APC followers here on NL. I just pity you lot.

BecaciaBarbie:
Lol naa....far from it! Buhari will not even miss me if I do the unthinkable...besides this life, we win some and we lose some...life is gotta move on.

Good you reason this way. Half crate of orijin for you. After the election of course.

My d*ck will so recoil, that after I've scramped for safety that I'll start looking for it when I get home.

For f**k sake these are kids having their own idea of fun. What's your beef?

BecaciaBarbie:
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Xup bae, your taking this stuff too personal, hope you don't commit the unthinkable if things don't go your way tomorrow.

ginawest:
dats y I lyk owerri boys.

Don't worry, we too don dey wise up.

Of course I will, the only thing holding me back is that I'm trying to clear out so family issues/misunderstandings.
Once that is out of the way, I'll marry bae in a heartbeat.

My girl hates this lady with passion I can't blame her she knows Lola is my number 1 crush. Dammn she's hot you can never have nightmares sleeping close to this ..... Peter dey flex ooo

Since this guy is handsome, then I'm more like an angel. I can't believe this, so I fine lyk dis?

HBD bae, looking ravishing as usual. Your hubby dey flex no bi small oooo

GEJ till 2023. APC, enuff of the blackmail Nigerians ain't blind to the truth.

Godforbid, this op no fit set me up. I jump and pass.

Not to sound superstitious, demons exist. Having studied demonology in my years of searching for the truth. OP, no need of searching for answers here cos even if I start explaining some esoteric truths to you, you will actually get confused.
So in this time of the internet, op just study philosophy and metaphysics to open up you mind then you can delve into in demonology.

Well I'm a hard-core introvert, I've dated a lot of ladies, but my current girl is also an introvert and I'm in the most loving relationship I've ever dreamt of probably cos we understand ourselves so much that by just looking ourselves in the eyes the other party knows what the other is thinking about.
My conclusion? It just takes getting the person that understands you, introvert or not.

@OliverQuinny:

I was in this exact situation some years ago. To be clear on what I'm saying. I was born into a privileged home one thing led to another I lost my dad and the banks took everything from us including the family company. To cut a very long story short, my fiancee then broke up with me in Nov 2009, while our traditional wedding was fixed for Jan 2010.

Well, as God would have it I got my 1st major job in December 2009, now the rest is history. To related to your story, once the little, skimming, conniving biatch got wind of my new status and investments no see begging. She begged me for over 3years with everything you can think of. But my NO was my NO.

Guy a leopard can never clean off it's spots, bathe a pig, put designer clothes on a pig, a pig is still a filthy pig.
Marry her at your own peril dude, mark my words.

rokiatu:
I don't know any married woman thats still a virgin.

Classic answer to a brainless question

Well op, you try small. But truth is you really need to good with women to be able to keep your main woman. (Confused yet? well don't be) The average woman would unconsciously want some sort of a competition to be seen as the overall winner of the main prize "the MAN of course" except you're lesbo, then this thread isn't for you.
Why do you think the best way to hit your ex bad is f...ing her friend?
So players will keep playing and ladies will keep hurting(even though she knew she'll get hurt right from the moment she heard the word hello!) Cause we are all curious beings and a promise of adventure or (as sad as it may sound)a quick escape from poverty is very alluring.

This is a really sick thread. Admin/mods take this thread down.

gsalvatore:
You are right.

I'm also right when I tell you igbos prefer comfort to suffering and smiling marriage.

It easier to see more children of non igbos looking shabby,unfed and not taken care of than igbo children.

It's not by having infantry battalion as children/family because you are in a hurry to have unprotected sex just to say you have settled down, you can't even afford pampas talk more of baby food but ofcourse you have a prick to pregnant woman.

My point is, if you value quality family then you'd cool down and prepare yourself which might take out a few years from some dudes which is not a sin.

Go price baby formula for market or quality education then you will know that settling down is not just an English word but then most folks rushing to settle down without preparation -take a look at some of their children/wife...you have pure water sellers,road side yam roaster and cheapest whores and Okada hordes.

Very true, I'm a proud igboman. I'd rather remain single than not being able to give my children the best of the very best.

Is it just me that's finding this thread disturbing? Well, everybody to his/her own.

AlfaSeltzer:
That's what happens when you join your enemies to fight your brother. As an Igbo, I am very happy some people's eyes are opening through suffer inflicted upon them by those they allied with to kill us. Amadioha liveth.

My brother, you just said my mind. We the Igbos now mind our business, develop our communities ourselves and watch as these other guys tear themselves apart. They say what an elder saw sitting down, a child on top of a tree can't see it, so all I can say now is SS Good morning!!!