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DigitalSignal: Very true. You must be a real man!

Waow, thanks for the complement bro. Truth is no woman I repeat no woman is insummountable, they want a father figure, a hard protective superman exterior kinda guy. But what they really need is an inwardly sentimental poetic guy that can compare their eyes to the glittering stars, their face to the rising sun, the gentle breeze to radiation of the inward grace, humans love to be praised and a woman want to feel better than her fellow women even better than Nepharati herself. Guys do this even to a streetwise ashawo(at the right timing of course) and believe me Don Juan's got nothing on you.

call it cheesy call it mushy, but this format works everytime. But the trick here is to use the environment around you to your advantage. That's why am most dangerous to a chic when you make the mistake of taking an even stroll with me. I'll make the clouds, trees, stars, breeze infact the entire environmental elements will plead my case for me.
No woman stands a chance. Simple.

Martowskin: wats ur problem, i shld be tellin u to grow up, cos u dnt knw hw to mind ur business.

No vex o, abeg just go the nearest brothel and pick a babe and marry at least they've had lots of opportunity and experience in their kitty ok.
Once again abeg no vex o.

Martowskin: mind u virginity is no longer dignity but lack of oppotunity

Wat da Hell?
Can you listen to yourself? Abeg grow up

kimberluge: At d end of d day,una go still marry d none virgins,so y spew rubbish or waste ur energy ova d simple truth?!

WTF nigga WTF
Younglady are you alright atall? Has the catastrophic deteriorating nature of that honeypot made you see a lion in a chickens cage? Who mentioned virgin here now? My dear please repent o.

Lexaccord: Czar e go beta for u o. I beg say AMEN. Exactly my philosophy

AMEEENNNNN!!!

Muna.
Angelina jolie

Kids......smh.
You guys stop disgracing Igbo people.
Ozu go kwanu

[quote author=money-hungry ]19? u look 91.[/quote]Dude u harsh o, have a heart. ROTFLWKMD oh my days.
Well as for me, i've not seen anyone worth marrying. When i see that special girl that sees me as a friend and not just a lover and that can cope with my bullsh!t, I'll marry her in a heartbeat. I mean it.

lalaosky: to sum it all up in a sentence, "the wailings of a dickmatized bîtch!!"

Classic, ROTFLWKMD O my days guy you too much.
But check am o with all the counter bashing on this thread, the ladies have actually beat a speedy retreat. What happened, cat got your tongues? Lol

odlucky: maybe true.......but she is just too correct and thats the fact. abi u go allow ur daughter marry the kinda man wey she dey talk of...........
Nice one babe at least u don give me some encouragement

Women you guys are just clueless. Once you see a man of say 28> still wearing tight jeans and sagging, doesn't at least a fraction of your brain tell you that the guy is still immature or some bricks are missing in his brains? That said why won't ladies see a mature guy that has a vision but just down azz broke atleast stay with him and build a future together? Do you think he won't know you relevance in his life even if he is an ingrate? No, go to the big established boys, believe me he would never value you, your just one of his acquired assets.
And don't deceive yourself about love, love=romance and romance dies, and when it dies its unto the next one. Ladies please grow a brain.

[quote author=190-the-clown]Czar chris come my store come carry 2 cartons of small stout later this afternoon [/quote]Thanks bro, though I quit alcohol as a new year resolution, I'll make an exception for you..lol.
But seriously am sick and tired of women always playing the victim card. They see any car they jump in, they demand recharge card like its an obligation, the demand money for hair-do ask if your life depend on it, they are gulltons, they promise you heaven on earth when you get to congo, 3rd mainland bridge will be tighter than the place, you would wish you just bought a soap, it would have been cheaper(yes, I said it). Who is deceive who? When you get to 28/29> no husband yet, you either start sounding like that nollywood actress bimbo wetin be in name sef or you run into a church and look for a clueless brother to hook.
Guys don wise up abeg, thank God for pre-nups.

[quote author=190-the-clown]Czar chris come my store come carry 2 cartons of small stout later this afternoon [/quote]Thanks bro, though I quit alcohol as a new year resolution, I'll make an exception for you..lol.
But seriously am sick and tired of women always playing the victim card. They see any car they jump in, they demand recharge card like its an obligation, the demand money for hair-do ask if your life depend on it, they are gulltons, they promise you heaven on earth when you get to congo, 3rd mainland bridge will be tighter than the place, you would wish you just masturbated, it would have been cheaper(yes, I said it). Who is deceive who? When you get to 28/29> no husband yet, you either start sounding like that nollywood actress bimbo wetin be in name sef or you run into a church and look for a clueless brother to hook.
Guys don wise up abeg, thank God for pre-nups.

@op, she no finish guys anything. Am personnal tired of seeing grown men sagging their jeans n whats with the tight jeans, are you a fagg? It simply makes me puke.
But ladies get this into your heads. No guy respects an over demanding wretch for a serious r/ship. For heaven sake get a job or give your parents some responsibilities. Let me take care of the resturant check. I'll give you money for your hair-do whenever i feel like. You cannot be 100% dependent on me and expect me to take dat r/ship serious. Your not doing me a favour we are both enjoying the sex, get that into your head.
One other thing, no matter how smart you are ladies, we are a step ahead of you guys. Once you cheat we know, we are just quiet and enjoying congo till we get tired of it and walk out the door. Guys are not really that dumb. What you give is what get. You may think your "choping him mugu", well he looses money, you loose your dignity and woe betide you if he is a ritualist.
Once a guy spots a good girl(and they are really hard to find, less than 26years is an added advantage), in less than 3 months you will definitly hear wedding bells ringing. QED

Kaa mu kwu o ka o ramu na onu.
Umuigbo ndi nno na ebe a, ezigbo ihere mee gbu kwa unu nile. Owu di gini di? Kee nke ndi Anambra na ndi Imo putara nga na eteh onwe ha unyi na ihu.
Onyere obodo akwuna na anoha? Kedu ihe unu putara nga na ezuzu? Ihere eme gbulam. Ele ebe ndi obodo ozo dika ndi ofe mmanu na ndi ka na etukwu anyu mamiri na apo onwe ha iyi otuah.
Chai, ihe a o wu aka anyi gi achi onwe anyi ehh?
Biko nnu kwusi nu ihe nka unu na eme ebe a. Igbo wu otu. O wu nu ka oram na onu. Onye nwere nti ya nuru ihem kwuru.

Freiburger: me too

Me three.
*singing* Ukwu sara mbara na adi mu mma o........ sahiee.

But wait o, sister why are you all dissing her.
You want the truth? Truth is that most of we black brothers prefer chubby orobolistic looking lady to an anorexic looking one. Simple deal with it

Freiburger: me too

Me three.
*singing* Ukwu sara mbara na adi mu mma o........ sahiee

People who come here saying imo women bride price is too much, abeg leave your villages and travel so you can have a broader view of the world.
Make una try go price kalabari and ikwerre women make body tell una.

I can tolerate anything, but once a chic makes a financial request of me especially the please send me card line, I'll give you your request, but you just made yourself a statistics.
As the man in the relationship, just let me spoil you as i see fit.

Infidelity is another issue that really pisses me off.

Lies as much as it is annoying, i kinda find it hilarious and entertaining.

I honestly tought it was just me that noticed this new phenomena of names, I've seen a man that named his kids, wealth, prosperity, harvest and plentious. Just hoping the wife doesn't bring another to the world cos i can't imagine wat else he will name the kid.
As for me nothing beats a good igbo name like:
Odumegwu
Agumba
Mbadiwe
Mbakwe
Olaedo
Ezemba
Ojiugoeze
Chimamanda
Yeah, that's exactly what am going to call my kids when they start coming.

Jasmine Jetz: Am really getting tired of guys ranting about naija girls and their love for money. Who doesn't like money? The painful thing is that 99 percent of the guys talking have no money or even a bank account. A guy who gives me that line about giving him my account number or him giving me his atm pin will get something nasty for me. Even listing your dumb assets and family history, where you work in,blah,blah,blah. Get a life! When did that play start? Are we mates? All this lines suck bigtime, what works for me? Nothing! Guys and their lines don't get to me a bit! Hate compliments and flattering! And those dumb lines!

Lesbian alert. We would give you a good therapy section to help make you straight when you come out of the closet. Or are you in denial?

At my age i shouldn't be saying this, but i have a chronic phobia for roaches, rodents and snakes. I once ran out of house cause i saw a rat, my gf actually killed, man was i embarrassed.

I know you have a bf, and i hate to be a home breaker. But, i can't help thinking about you. I hope he takes good care of you, but i believe you deserve more.***works everytime

@op, am seriously trying to give a phuck but i just can't.
Op you've got absolutely nothing on guy, he's got a new fb, so d fuc what? He ain't cheat till you catch him cheating.

Please take out your frustration on the entire male specie since your looking for an excuse to bring out your inner lesbo.
LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!
NB:Op please try and make an effort to grow-up

I honestly tot i was alone in this, this thread is trully enlightening. My luv for being lonely, my bookworm habits, my talking to d walls, difficulty in mixing up with people, inability to have a stable relationship cos i luv my privacy and space which the ladies don't seem to understand, my over-introvert nature, being called a geek/nerd/mr. ITK.
@op thanks for this thread, quite an eye opener.

My mum is the best, i love her so much, but someone's got to tell her to go easy on the phone calls.DAMN!!! My colleagues make fun of me at work, cos she calls like 7times a day to know how am doing and woo betide me if i miss 1 call, i'll never get enough of the"do u want to give me a hi-BP" speech.

The marriage talks? Save me O Lord, she practically called the entire kindred on me this last xmas to give me a deadline on getting a wife or having one literally shoved down my throat "if I don't meet the deadline". Its just simply annoying to say the least.

Kslib: Well,not really.. If there is one thing i know how to do is to adapt perfectly.. Although,let me admit,it's kinda hard sha cos during most of my teen years i was isolated from the opposite sex(cos mum was over protective.. I mean over over),thus making me feel ackward in the presence of the opposite sex.. But am adapting sha...

Very true, if there is one characteristic i developed from being lonely is been able to adapt to any situation, and I developed ingenious ways of escaping home in my teens. I look back to those days and I just can't help laughing. I was so damn slippery...lol. Truth be told, there is no fun in being an only child, its even worse if your parents are full time career people.

To be honest, to be an only child is a curse i wouldn't even wish on my worst enermy.

I was an only child for 16yrs, before my mum gave birth to my kid sister. My dad overprotective, let me not talk about my mum, her's was an obsession. Everybody was on my case back then, the teachers, the neighbours even the church pastors to gain favour from my dad, anything i did was reported eyes/spies where everywhere.

The pampering was so much I actually developed an inferiority complex in primary school and early secondary school, cause everybody avoided me and my dad didn't even want me to have friends then, he was just too over-protective.
My best friend then was a portion of the wall in my room, i talked to it, played soccer with it*Damn*(I believe it helped me develope an active imagination).But the loneliness was killing.

When my mum had my sis I was just overjoyed that the attention has shifted from me. But later i became jealous cos she practically took all the attention and I was getting non..lol(a classic case of be careful wat u wish for).

But we have matured into very best friends now. Thank God for that, and she is in S.S 1 now.

Its the pressure from all sides now to get married following my dad's death that's really pissing me off now.

well they all work. Been there done that. But the mood or situation determines which to use.
@girls shouting fishbrain, the most common one here works on them so quit the forming.
@op you the craze o, who send you message, ehh. Come the expose us here ehh. Well, no matter, man must shine congo

The day i lost the biggest contract my company had ever bid for, all because my business partner developed 'cold feet' at the tail end of the bid and opted out. Only to discover that he won the job using another company. I felt like dying cos i had invested my life savings already to get the job.
Well its 2013 am still alive and kicking and i believe that God will find a way to compensate me.

This is a big 'superstory' this whole story sounds extra stup!d.
N100k for meals=bread and groundnut bah? He didn't know about the deal but "his 2nd-in-command" ranaway wit his share N1m from what or where? He claims not to be a criminal but he is saling a shotgun?
Abegi, when you guys are through with your abracadabra, and ready to tell us the truth we will know.

[quote author=12 inches!]God will not let it be in my portion to chase any woman. I have pursued some naija girls in the past. All the chivalry, opening doors, dinner dates etc. That is in my past now. Naija girls respond to one language only. MONEY. Does he have a car? What car does he drive? Where does he stay? Does he work in a multinational or oil company? Not against naija women but it is wat it is. Many poor pple in naija. Or should I say greedy. Materialism is the other of the day. I'll rather spend my time chasing my career or money and meet a wonderful woman along the way. When u're successful women chase u and u pick. When u're still hustling u chase women and they pick. The choice is urs.
PS: There are still some girls who will stand by u in ur trying times. U jst need to look well. And mature women don't require too much chasing. It's only small girls that don't knw what they want.[/quote]Case closed, End of Discussion.
QED