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 Romance › Re: How Do You Know If Your Partner Is “the One” For You? by CzarChris(m): 4:17pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
[quote author=Yemi_Unltd]COMMON SENSE!!![/quote]Which happen not to be so 'common' anymore. Guys have forgotten the importance of friendship. When the love/romance or spark is no longer there, its the friendship that keeps the 'one' as the one for you. Because there will always be that awkward moment in a relationship that everything that needs to be said has been said and there is nothing mutually benefitical to talk about again. At this stage, only a relationship based on friendship will stand. QED 5 Likes |
| Family › Re: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by CzarChris(m): 12:23am On Dec 29, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Ur house of course! U no go gist ur unborn pikin d parts of d house we use conceive?Yuch, can you guys go get a room? Too much info(green with envy) But bros o, kuwaiti dinas no bi beans o(envy disappears), goodluck*you'll need it |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Men, So What If She's Not A Virgin? by CzarChris(m): 2:26pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
bbulldog: Let all virgins go to hell in my country.... If u are a virgin, does dat mean u can give birth to an angel, or does dat mean u will not have probs in ur family..... Virginity at times bring woes to marriage, because they mostly experience delay to give birth..... I can respect virgins if only u av not seen a naked dick before, mayb in a magazine, site, or ur brother'sForgive me for being blunt, but you are the most stûpîd, irrationally human being I have ever seen. Who says virgins are all saints, but then again hos can also be a saint(foool). Since virgins don't get preggy easily, maybe a chic whose womb has seen enough postinor-2 to open a pharmacy, or better still one that has atleast 5 abortions or more on her resumé will most definiately give you bundles of kids immediately. PUNK!!! 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Men, So What If She's Not A Virgin? by CzarChris(m): 6:24pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Let me be blunt here. Am sick and tired of all these virgin topics popin out on NL like 3times a week for the past 12months. @OP cos you lost your virginity and you regret it doesn't mean that men lookin for the other ones that kept theirs should make you bitter. Just take life as you see it and close your legs, and stop the bashin virgins and the men alike, who no prefer brand new/tire leather to fairly used not to talk about over used? Abeg lets be real here. @The fellows here posting that they can't marry a virgin because of lack of experience. Plz get a hold of your life or better still, go to a brothel and pick an ashii cos shes got years of experience*fooôls*. Once met a matured lady way back, a virgin. But after 2 intensive lectures, she became a freak. I had to run for it(before you guys start judging , we couldn't marry cos of parental issues). A good girl thats not a virgin, if i like you i marry. A good girl and a virgin, i will move mountains to get and marry her. NB:In the new year, no more virgin topics abeg. If you've lost yours, you've lost it, get a grip of your life and move on. If you still have yours, please make sure who your giving it to is worth it(your virginity is the best gift you can give your husband). QED 3 Likes |
| Family › Re: One Special Thing God Did For You This Year! by CzarChris(m): 11:45am On Dec 24, 2012 |
The gift of being alive, though the year wasn't rosy, I still thank him for the gift of life, and also for giving me someone i can settle down with. Thank you Lord |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by CzarChris(m): 1:00am On Dec 22, 2012 |
Pursue Women  WTF? Nigga you serious? Am I in the stone age? Wat do I pursue women with? A club? Or a Dinosaurs jaw? Jeez These girls are sleeping on mouka foam. The fact is, if my mates are busy pursuing and making money and am here pursuing women, i'll be labeld a failure. Make your money guys and women will chase you around. Real girls know what they want and go for it, the only thing they want is an initiative from you and the deed is done. I tell you am a busy man, if you want to hook up then am game, if not take a hike bîtch no long tin PS: These girls of 2day are nt worth being pursued. |
| Politics › Re: Injustice Over Nkiru Sylvanus Kidnap by CzarChris(m): 8:39pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
Am still in shock. I just saw a kidnap take place at trans-egbu area of owerri. They where with a black camary. Guy i was like "legs please don't fail me now". They just blocked the man as he was driving in. Guys am leaving Owerri for Ph 1st thing tomorrow. Xmas gbakwa oku. I just came into Owerri to arrange ground for my coming this sunday, and decided to go see an old pal, then i saw this. Hell no, this is the 2nd time am seeing this kind of ishii and in Owerri too. No more, Owerri bye bye till area safe again o |
| Phones › Re: Compare Current Call Tarriffs. Airtel, Etisalat, MTN, Glo by CzarChris(m): 8:25pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Kellymann: Correction!!! What you are referring to is Cliq for the Day. Easylife 3.0 gives u 20k/sec to all networks in naija, 5 international destinations; US, UK (fixed lines), canada india & china, 20 free on-net sms daily & 1mb for only, N5 daily fee.Guy easy nah, nah fight? I called the customer care and the lady told me categorically what I mentioned earlier, when i called to complain about my charges to other networks. So if you feel otherwise call 200, and hear it for yourself. |
| Phones › Re: Compare Current Call Tarriffs. Airtel, Etisalat, MTN, Glo by CzarChris(m): 7:40pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Etistalat is gud for internet browsing, but for calls, no way. Etisalat's call tariffs are terrible. @Op, Etisalat's easylife N5 daily rent is 20k for on-net calls, but 50k for off-net calls. So its too much. |
| Politics › Re: Nominate Your Worst State Governor Of The Year 2012 by CzarChris(m): 6:53pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
ITbomb: I'm suspecting that T.A ORJI is rigging this nomination to his favor, it is becoming a landslideBros, the thing tire me o. Am heading to the tribunal to contest this anomale, this fragrant disregard for the popular vote of the people. How dare he take the 1st position from my able sweet sugar coat tongued Ewuelu roaches anuofia okorocha. Who is on a mission to make every imo indigene a pauper to replicate the almajiri menace of the north in imo, so he can be the emperor handing out largresse to those he has improvished, while making a publicity stunt out of it to appear as a messiah. But God pass am. He has disappointed the masses that fought and died to keep give him power. Okorocha God will judge you. |
| Health › Re: Doctors Cure Leukemia Patient With HIV Injection by CzarChris(m): 2:40pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
alaoeri: Anytime i read things of this nature i just pity Africa ωε are hundred of years behind this ppl. |
| Food › Re: Foods You Absolutely Cannot Stand by CzarChris(m): 11:13am On Dec 13, 2012 |
blink182: guy, let me make the picture clearer. The egusi soup will have no water any where, the bitter leaf partially washed so the soup is bitter in such a sweet manner, u de there? When you finish eating, you take a glass of water and your whole mouth becomes so sweet. Guy when u de chop this food, you go graduate from wearing shirt, by the time you chop finish na only boxers go remain. Meanwhile you de sweat like who just complete 100m race.I didn't want to comment, but let me tell u categorically speaking, that your a very wicked and heartless individual. My mouth don water soteee nah, bucket im full. Am sacking my girl 1st thing tomorrow morning thats after teaching a lesson or two tonight, for making me forget how good, good food really is. |
| Politics › Re: Nominate Your Worst State Governor Of The Year 2012 by CzarChris(m): 10:01am On Dec 13, 2012 |
Rochas wins this award for me. The man just uses his speech eloquence and sweet tongue so much, you just feel Imo State is heaven on earth. His free tertiary education is the joke of the century, excessive taxing of civil servants, all the roads he constructed have turned into deathtraps. No human capital development, the rate of unempolyment in Imo State is alarming, insecurity is at its peak. Gradually turning Imo State into a personal empire, dictatorial tendencies. In short, Imo indegenes are dying of hunger, while our beloved governor builds castles in the skys. 1 Like |
| Events › Re: 12-12-12: One Of The Magical Dates, It Would Happen Again The Next 88years by CzarChris(m): 10:30am On Dec 12, 2012 |
Ozonna: Just copied this from MFM site. EnjoyAMEEEN!!! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Kidnappers Of Okonjo-iweala's Mother Demand $1Billion Ransom by CzarChris(m): 11:54pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
This guys are either extremely smart or extremely stupid. But believe me, this is one kidnapping act too many, this will mark the end of this kidnapping menace in this part of the country, because this is a hugh slap on the goverment of the day. But our leader, try and provide employment. A lot of smart, idle and broke minds are out there with nothing to do, but man must wack. A word is enough for our leaders. Cos with the way we are going in this country, boiz are not smiling and they are gettin very bold. "I just hope we don't go the way of the 1789 French Revolution". Just thinking out loud, shaa |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Role Model? by CzarChris(m): 12:39pm On Dec 08, 2012 |
foxxynik: are u a philosophy student?No am an Engineer, with a strong love for history and philosophy and yes, I read alot. How could I have forgotten Cesare Borgia and Talleyrand |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Role Model? by CzarChris(m): 9:17am On Dec 08, 2012 |
Philosophy- Niccolo Machivelli Science- Albert Enistein, Thomas Edison Politics- Czar Ivan IV(Ivan the Terrible) of Russia, Joseph Fouché of France, Napoleon Bonaparte, Chief Arthur Nzeribe, IBB. Wisdom and Affluence- King Solomon |
| Romance › Re: Barrister Fred Agabje Bombshell! Only 25% Of Nigerian Women Are Wife Materials! by CzarChris(m): 1:43pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
[quote author=Afro_Blue][b]Fact or Fiction? 190, get on the bandwagon quickly  [img]http://2.bp..com/-KSDQshq77RM/ULtOs06I_MI/AAAAAAAAF3g/2tLiwQRYTh4/s320/Fred-Agbaje-360x284.jpg[/img] Money, women and power are three inseparables that form a carnal trinity all over the world. Men of money and power usually end up attracting a flock of the most beautiful women. In a recent interview with Yes magazine, popular Lagos Lawyer and human rights activist, Fred Agbaje spoke extensively on how he cope with Nigerian women and his perception about them. His words below: “If you abandon your job and begin to pursue women, they will bring you down. The average Nigerian woman, they want successful men. Those who have made their marks in their professions, those who have a name. But you have to be careful to avoid them otherwise they will bring you down. Otherwise they will cause you distractions. And let me tell you, it’s not all the girls out there that have anything to offer you; it’s what they can take from you. Otherwise why don’t they go for people who are still struggling? 75% of Nigerian women today, they want successful men. Meanwhile, ask them what their contribution to help that man to greater heights, nothing! I resume work 7 o’clock, I close 10,11pm every day. So, I have no time for those frivolities. So, is it the type of me that one lady will be running after? I’m not saying they don’t come after me, they come after me, but I know that they just want to associate with the name and what they can get. Not what they are going to contribute; they have nothing to contribute, they have nothing to offer me and that is typical of 75% of Nigerian women out there. That is why most of them remain single at 35.Because they are looking for ready-made men, not who they can build with. Not even coming in and helping you to develop further. That’s why you use and dump them”[/b] http://juicygists..com/2012/12/fred-agbaje-bombshell-only-25-of.html[/quote]Your honour, with the above statement from a respected constitutional lawyer, activist and citizen. I hereby rest my case......ROTFLMFAO 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: The World Will Not End In 2012 - NASA by CzarChris(m): 11:00pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Wat da hell?  After i've spent my entire savings building an ark? Someone must pay for this misinformation o. Hmmm . But seriously the mayan calendar ending doesn't signify the end of the world people, just the beginning of a new era in world history. Like the topic said your calendar ending on the 31st of Dec. Only marks the end of a year and welcomes a new year on jan 1st. So in the mayan calendar a world era ends on the 21st of Dec. 2012, a new era starts on 22nd Dec. 2012. What this means for the human race? We can only wait and see. |
| Romance › Re: Most Common Reasons For Break Up? by CzarChris(m): 10:05pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Simply dude, there is a need ur not filling. I guess she found someone else who could fill the void and moved on. For those here screaming that a dude must have a big dîck? Grow the f-up, i've had quite a number of women and they all say the same thing"whats the use of a huge engine when you can't even operate it?" So learn how to take your woman to cloud nine, you have a tongue nd fingers dude, use them. So thats not an issue. As for the money, you can't ever separate women and money, but money without good sêx, will only make her keep you for financial reasons, but keep and fund a séx-freak outside at your own expense. That's it dude learn to communicate with your partner and find out you ain't living up to, to one another and make amends. QED 3 Likes |
| Family › Re: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by CzarChris(m): 1:35pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
Dude I really have been thinking of this ishii  , but out of fear of my mum having heart attack I am thinking of getting married. But @op this is the best in this new era of almost every naija babe being a runs girl, saves a lot of headache and heartache. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Who Turns Out Better: A child Trained By Grandparents Or The Parents? by CzarChris(m): 7:34am On Nov 24, 2012 |
I won't even consider my mum raising my kids, it will be catastrophic. Don't get it twisted, i love my mum, but she loves me too much. So most definitely they'll be spoilt silly. So no way |
| Politics › Re: 20 Ladies Killed In Maiduguri For Wearing Mini-Skirts & Trousers? by CzarChris(m): 11:41pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
I've tried to be open minded about islam, but these deaths are getting out of control. These are human being for fûcksake not cattle or fowl? What type of stûpid point are they tring to prove, and our lovable presdo will say he is on top of the situation. When will he stop being on top of the situation and act on the situation? When the pile of dead bodies push him closer to the heavenlies? WTF grow some balls Mr. President grow some balls and tackle this shît once and for all. Enough of these sensless killings |
| Romance › Re: What Are Your Guilty Pleasures? by CzarChris(m): 11:17pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Did I forget the pûzzy eatin thing? Am an addict i must say, can't help but love the vibrating response i get during the job as the tongue becomes more restless. After a good job, I just sit back with my toothpick as she just keeps looking at me like WTF just happened? Is this even possible? And am like"whose your daddy now?" 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: MTN Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by CzarChris(m): 6:30am On Nov 21, 2012 |
Oh hear ye, oh hear ye my people. What shall it profit a man to have a huge data bundle, but experience techinal difficulties, that won't let u use up to 100mb of your data plan. MTN, theives Inc. Una papa nyash 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: People We Sometime Get Married To Are People We Vowed Not To Be Caught Dating by CzarChris(m): 6:22pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
I come from a family of very fair complexioned people, and they fine die. So vowed not to marry or even date a dark girl. Well look at me now i proposed to a very sweet dark girl. Am an introvert to the core, so i normally like going for extrovert girls to complement my short comings in that area. My fiancee is a worse introvert than i am. We can just spend weekends indoors gossiping and watching movies, and am seriously loving it. 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Did You Spend Any Of These Currencies? by CzarChris(m): 5:39am On Nov 18, 2012 |
Good old days u can say that again. I sent the 50k and N1 notes and i can't remember the particular coins denominations then i think it was 25k and 10k, not sure though. Back then my dad used to give me N5 as allowance evry 2days. I would buy fanta at N2.50k and then use the remain N2.50k to pack biscuits, back then who cared to know the name of the biscuits. It was either 4-corner or round biscuits. God i loved the four corner ones. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Are The Young People Of Today Very Lazy And Materialistic? by CzarChris(m): 7:56am On Nov 17, 2012 |
I get so pissed the fûck up whenever i read or hear something like this and it also baffles me when a group youths just agree and say youths of today are lazy, youths of today can't read, youths of today can't this or can't that. This whole scenerio simply pegs the older generation as a failure. They had the best quality of everything back in their days. Someone ones told me that back then a university hostle room was just for 3 students, lecture halls with no more than 20students, unlike now that you find 16students in one room and over 300students in the same lecture hall that housed 20students in the past. Now they are getting old and in power. They introduced corruption, they introduced sit tight syndrome. Is it the youths that fight in NASS? Is it the youths that sit down to plan how rig elections? Is it the youths that are destroying the economy of this nation? Is it the youths that partake in subsidy and pension scams? Is it the youths that are sponsoring terrorism? Who are the sugardaddies that have made it close to impossible for the youth to get a wife today? The list is just endless. Truth is it's never the youths, its the elders that had the best of everything that have destroyed everything and is leaving nothing for the our own generation to survive on. And one more thing to remember o you self-righteous elders an igbo addage say*as the she-goat is eating the yam, she should remember that the kid is close by watching her mouth*. 4 Likes |
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