₦airaland Forum

ismokeweed:
So you think if you give me loan of 3m and I drop my b.sc certificate, I'll come back for it? Something I almost used as rizla to smoke igbo some days back.

Your Certificate is just a piece of paper because you did not work for it, as other normal students do.
And that is why it has remianed unproductive for you since you got it, while your mates have used theirs to secure jobs in banks, oil companies, e.t.c


You entered Higher Institution as a "garbage-in", and left the institution as a "garbage-out". (GIGO)
Even if they give dolts like you the #3M, you'll liely use it to gamble and still endup inside the gutter that you emerged from.

"A Pig, no matter how dressed, will still grunt like a Pig"

oyb:
That is more a case of poor design. Why would you connect an electric fence with surface wiring?

hatchy:
This satanist,religious and Northern bigot was made committee chairman for restructuring deliberately because Buhari and Apc knows that nothing good will come out of this committee.

El Rufai is known for his hatred for the South and non moslem.

smardray:
eediot....did anyone tell u babalawo's are no more ....u cannot use juju to paralyse him,his wife and children

mofedamijo:
Believe this poo at ur own peril,HE RAPED YOU THROUGH YOUR VAGINA AND ANUS FOR HOURS at age 11,and u were not hospitalized,you didnt not cry out,your mom didnt notice any behaviour,you walked out normal,there was no blood,......lol tell that to the dogs.
Dont get me wrong rape is horrible and a law should be passed on this asap, but all she needs is the attention....

FastShipping:
Hajj, I saw this on YouTube and almost died while laughing.

What would you do to your son if this happens to you?

African dad.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YQY-38ich4

alstacs:
Word!
I have a friend who did the electric fence thing but always left it switched off, at last for most parts of the day. The days boys visited him, they just cut the cables and nothing happened. They were in his house before he knew anything was happening

pointblank247:
I pirrrry this country. let me make it clear once again that Nigeria does not yet know what it is up against in attacking Kanu. when they set the crasiest bail condition out of stupidity and frustration the never knew it would be met in hours. IF NOW they think they can frustrate this young Prince they are joking again. 20 pounds for all we had in the bank after the war never stopped us even as it was done at a time when nigeria was been sold in the nwme of privatision to make sure we eont partake. we still went ahead in a matter of less than 20years to become the most progressive tribe in Africa. this your python with broken spine dance will only end in deserter aginst the republic and will not scratch the diamond hard resolve of the igbo man to go his way. no it will not. all hail Biafra

KardinalZik:
Even if everyone else is intimidated murdered, AN IDEA CAN NEVER BE MURDERED until it gets to fruition.

I'm neither South-Easterner nor Igbo; but I'm convinced (believe it or not) that BIAFRA WILL SURELY BE ACHIEVED.

Isn't it easier to LET THE PEOPLE GO than force unity on them?

QuietHammer:
She knows I don't have one. I know she'll feel very bad if I tell her to stop. She does it with a passion.

Ball her so hard and when you are done, look her in the face and say:

I just dey pity you but Don tlet me see you here agian otherwise l will use you for money rituals!

I swear, fear nor go even let her waka pass your window.

peterphd:
Chairman, I'm not confused. I initially thought your post was in isolation. I have seen the others. It's no biggie. I thought you're one overzealous religious person who doesn't take physical precautions and then leaves it all to jesus. Peace.

IamKashyBaby:


So now, its not only her is in danger but her unborn child as well...

Having HIV is a hopeless case especially if you don't have money to fund ur own medications to suppress such deadly virus.

thonyokun:
All I can say is Wao Wao Wao Wao Wao like an ambulance.

madridguy:
Make I no talk

Talk abeg!

They commission ordinary Bustsop in Nigeria!

Small time now, l am sure that Ambode wil start commissioning Street Gutters.

Useless Politicians. Shame!

When will they commission One thousand low-cost housing for the masses?
When will they commission dilapidated street Roads that litter everywhere in the state?

saints2:
Call for action for LASG please

See more bad photos here..

http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/10/these-are-bad-roads-leading-to-luth.html

ddippset:
he was locked up in the car. suffocating is a huge possibility.

AngelicBeing:
Spot on as usual Daboomb, Don't bother to educate anyone about the existence of God, they are many on Nairaland spewing trash, they are angry against God, they ridicule anything that has got to do with God, Thomas Paine, Volta and several Atheist spoke against God but before they died, some of them recanted all they said, one of them even said the Bible will be a forgotten book but before he died, his house was a printing press where bibles were printed and distributed globally, greater scientists who invented several things that are globally recognized who denounced God but they later repented when they encounterd the Almighty God, so those small chickens spewing trash both offline and online are inconsequential, I read some post here and laugh at the posters, you are erecting a barricade of barriers to protect your small hut, I will not argue with anyone, when jungle mature, you will call on that same God you disrespect, if you like barricade yourself with American and Russian marine, surround yourself with juju and jazz, it is not enough to secure your life in a wicked world we currently live in, like I said yesterday, Except God watches over you, your security gadgets is rubbish, like Obasanjo will say, Na look l dey look, continue to speak against God, you are definitely not a match to your creator

AIYEKOOTO!
Well, we got to say what we gat to say, if they like, they can listen..... its their choice.
Thanks.

peterphd:
Chief, let's not derail. All what you typed doesn't help in terms of home Security. You don't seem to have the concerns many home owners share. If praying cuts it for you in a s|hit storm where the police can't do anything, good luck bro. Think the police can't be overpowered? Google about race riots in the US and read how peeps were forced to defend themselves.


Ps: which of the many God's comes to save bro?

9jatriot:
One of the reasons I have politics.
There are 3 sets of people you cannot win in Nigeria.
Politicians, Police and Civil Servants.
Even if Kachukwu submitted that letter and he was given a stamped copy, they can arrange to steal that copy since most likely it will be with an aide (who most likely will be another civil servants) and then remove the receipt of the mail from their records, making him look foolish.
Go and ask Barth Nnagi what he faced.
Politics in Nigeria is not for technocrats. If you want to enter as a technocrat then you need a politician god father to protect your arse otherwise they will fry you.
It is the political blood of Saraki that has kept him from the burner today.
I really do like Kachukwu but he did not use a long spoon here in dinning with the devil. Who uses a table spoon in such matters, NNPC of all institutions where they are placing banana peels on your path to slide down.

Buhari has to look beyond Kachukwu naivety and protect him, the people after him want to get Kachukwu out of the way so that they can use the same NNPC to embarrass him, unfortunately even PMB is a naïve politician.

NASTYNASOSO:
HMMMNN
FOR REAL!
GO BACK AND READ THE POST ONCE AGAIN

bahaushe1:
Then every civil servant should be ban from engaging in private business.

What is illegal is engaging in private practice during working hours. You can't stop someone from using his skills to earn extra income during his free time just because he is employed by government.

bakynes:
Is it possible to Ban it? Many of them do it in secrecy,so it is almost impossible to detect such doctors, except the Whistle blowing act extends to defaulting doctors at well.

MadeInTokyo:
if Buhari like he should send EFCC after Atiku

thunder fire Buhari insha allah...Buhari is an epitome of failure


We are voting Atiku 2019

filani:
@moghulis

The truth is that it is the PEOPLE who are experimenting with marriage that is the problem rather than the institution itself that is the problem!

Rather than just reading for salacious gossip ,I pick lessons from things like this.

1) "Your most dangerous enemy is the one you once called your best friend"- Unknown

" You never TRULY know someone until you FIGHT them" - Ghost, The Matrix Reloaded

2) We Men should really learn to do our Homework b4 putting a ring on it!

If OllieMeads new Hubby was sharp then He should have seen all the Red Flags this chick was giving off on her social media timelines( As shown on the original thread) on top of the fact that she is a single mom!

The same chick who ragged on Short guys suddenly "falls in love" with one Yeah right

She just wanted the title of Mrs and a foster Dad for her little girl. The bad boy tall guys she really wants are not interested in wifeing her up but she still wants the D!ck from them

She gave her best to them and served up scraps to Hubby telling him that he's lucky to have her

https://therationalmale.com/2013/12/03/saving-the-best/

Ginaz:
She went too far. Totally unnecessary. What are we gonna do with this information that she slept with her ex? We gonna eat it with salad?

May we not have friends like this, they will kill you with your own sword. No real friends, they stab you in your back when you rest on them with your problems.

I'll tell you what we are gonna do with it:

We are gonna show it to her newly wed husband and tell him to take it easy on her because the Devil was responsible.

The husband should just fling her out of the window before she bears a bastard child for him.
Useless Sluts pretending to be married Wives!


No wonder they say almost 70% of first-borns are children of ex-boyfriends (bastrads!)

peterphd:
It's funny how many of us believe it is God that protects over here.

FastShipping:
I have to do this asap. Do you think this can deter determined armed robbers?

FastShipping:
God DAMN!!!!!

I fvcking need assault rifle to sleep with my eyes closed in Nigeria.

I keep telling people that burglary proof is to only slowdown armed robbers for maximum of five minutes.

I need guns to protect myself while on visit in Nigeria.

How do I get one to protect myself while in Nigeria?

EgunMogaji:
We’ve discussed it on here before. It’s mostly a deterrent to the opportunistic robber.

It’s varying and progressively deadly levels of defense that’s necessary.

I like fencing because it clearly identifies intrusion zones if the shyte ever hits the fan.

The only thing I wished I didn’t do are the burglaries.

Also security is a community affair.