₦airaland Forum

If only many more Nigerians were educated.....

cyprianlah:
then ur momma is like mine

Hehehe

Heard that 'you are the 1st person I'm having sex with after many years...... bla bla bla a while back. All I said was 'well, it was bound to happen sometime'. I can be blunt at times.


Funny thing was, we still f**ked. I don't force anybody. If you wanna f**k me, fine. if you don't, still fine. Either way I'm getting p***y.

My mum is a 'no nonsense' type of person. If she knew the slap would be worth $1b, she will train me on how to make it a resounding slap.

I might end up dead if I dont do it.

Love her to bits though.

Funny, Stalin was once perceived as a hero and people's person for his stand against Hitler by western media, only to later be labelled as the man responsible for the deaths of more people than WW2.

I prefer to have both. But if pressed with a choice, I'll go with a**.

Honestly, I'm tired of all this. Let election just come and go sef. Everyday 'sources' 'sources' 'sources', allegations without proofs etc.

The president has no constitutional power to remove the INEC chairman, as reported by this same people. Last I checked, the APC is now the majority of the house so why fret over something they have the power to decide. No need smearing the office of the president.

This is a democratic country, not a dictatorship or absolute monarchy like Botswana.

He has a right to freedom of speech. Everyone does!!!

A person's opinion does not necessarily mean the collective opinion of all.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Same way I see a lot of m.oronic posts on Nairaland and I just shake my head and move on, instead of insulting them for sharing their opinions.

#NoTimeForBulls**t

22nd

22nd

12years. Same SIM. Only change is I cut it into a micro SIM.

It has been around for quite a while. I remember 1 such place in Kano a couple years ago.

Apart from the traffic, almost everything other thing on that list happens in other Nigerian cities. So please don't say "only in Lagos....."

Ohh Eva!!!

Etibaba!!!

talktimi:
I don't know why op is trying to destroy our poster boy governors reputation. These places are not in Lagos, they're in Abakaliki and besides Lagos is bigger than Nigeria si development cannot reach everywhere at once

I don't know what you are trying to say or point to.....but this is extremely st.upid

All of the above. My sleeping position depends on the mood.

R.I.P to the 2 dead soldiers and quick recovery to the wounded.

Kudos to the armed forces. Keep it up.

#PeacefulNigeria
#UnitedNigeria

There's a possibility that these videos may have been recorded at an earlier time but now been released 1 after the other.

But hey, I might be wrong.

Anyways, good luck to the Nigerian armed forces as they try to end this terrorists.

#PeacefulNigeria
#UnitedNigeria

If they are still producing PVCs like he said, plus the revelation today by the Cross River REC, then the postponement of the election is justified. Hopefully, by the new date (March 28 and April 11), everything will be in place.

"Makes you wonder when man's hatred for its kind would end"

Impressive

I have stated a few months ago on multiple threads that I have no issues with GMB's personality, religion, age, educational background, ethnicity, integrity etc....I'm just strongly against recycled leaders; it shouldn't be so in a country of 160M+ people.

Has GEJ achieved enough to impress me? Yes.
Has he achieved enough to impress others? That's their cup of tea.

Well, I'm entitled to my 1 vote and GEJ has it.

Good it was noticed on time. Now, they should send it back to Cross River immediately to enable affected registered Cross Riverians collect theirs before the elections.

Kudos to the Kebbi REC.

A few years ago, I would have believed that no Nigerian girl can do this....but considering that I've also been recipient of relationship proposals with some going as far as suggesting I leave my girl for them; then this is not impossible.

Love can make some people do crazy things.

charlesm91:
i read somewhere the word bootylicious was first coined by snoop in 92 dre track f--k wit dre day. it meant being feeble or weak. beyonce later changed the meaning to being endwowed with...you know that already.

Obviously, some didn't read before commenting.

@eph12 what you said is quite sensible. I can relate.

Rexnegro:
And is that why we shouldn't take corrections ?

I never said Nigerians are above corrections. I meant that as Nigerians, a few words should be alluded to Nigerians and their language. Nigerians can use them without seeming out of place. The British and Americans both speak english but have words not in each other's dictionaries.

Bootylicious is one word that baffles me in new dictionaries. Weird thing is that for centuries, the word 'booty' wasn't related to someone's buttocks.

That's why we are Nigerians

Very funny movie


AY no kukuma let e money waste. He just use brain kiss most of the black American actresses. Na only Vivica Fox he no press or kiss.

I have no problem with Corpers screwing themselves or screwing adult indigenes of host communities. But with secondary school students? That's the one that disgusts me.


F.Y.I. everything he posted is true and does happen. I'm no saint cause I did some.

I remember a few years back in Obubra camp, Cross River state when a female contestant of Miss NYSC was asked her state of origin and she replied 'Ibadan'. The embarrassment she must have felt that day must be epic because everyone laughed hard. Funny thing was that she was an international student.

Same camp period, a local government chairman came visiting and the corper that gave the acceptance speech to the chairman's gifts caused another uproar when she said "on behalf of my fellow corpers members.......". I gotta admit: I laughed out loud that day on the assembly ground