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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me,

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of
the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out
of the mouth.


MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : ", And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've
failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

9ja girls !!! anyway all na scop sha but its good to be calm and cool with your girl but no turn to dindinrin oo(mumu)

i dey always drink full jug after, , but if that food no belly full me i dey drink after each spoon

Ca som1 tell me why song like enter the place was banned .cuz i dont see any word us bad in the song like maga don pay cus that wan dey raw for hear self

They need your

love
money
koboko
being caring
and spend all the days of your life with them

Wats the big deal

women women women na waooooooooo

I get form wey i dey dash people oo no money just don't want you to die of hypertension with that club your club join the

RED DEVILS TODAY FOR A BETTER 2MOROW

But you should all remember is not is also is wish what i think is that since he has no option he should still be their for now but as soon as possible he should work as if he wont work again to get his ass out of their with his wife because! because! because!

Chairman of the nigeria foootball says no ACL for super four winner is that true

na waoo

I like am die but this tyn around i hate seing is video see the way his bahaving in (illbliss aye po gan) the guy don tire me joo make him first help himself na only him go first be star?

Haha baba greedy small oo him no even fit call him friend give am 1 , lol   baba dey show sey go do your own , pls what are you thinking on the squred that will be use today?

Yme said it all for me but in addition and the 1 wey go dey give me the thing constantly oo

Haha you no like man oo

bilms abeg make i come your studio i dey the game put help never dey


me i no get idea but hope you will find soon hit me up on my profile

Super tight but man u get upper hand

Chelsea play like mumu even if dem dey find draw na so dem for play am

Do you all know how they take thier self maybe na tru

Notting is wrong but i think too early becourse if na me i go do some how too

=D> 8->

IFELEKE

Na so but i think that will be hard for her ooo

See the pictures in the first page dey manageble but this 1 wey i see now am sure i wont eat for like 10 days av even start vomiting

Hi ya all i weakness it myself that visafone is doing free calls throughout yesterday but to my greatest surprise i loaded up to 400hundred naira credit that same yesterday but visafone no give me 1sec free oo so pls help maybe there is a step i have to take b4 , or ?

I think you should find a way to sit him down and try ask what the problem seems with him but if he refuse to say anything then keep pretending for some while as if you knew notting i believe b4 2 - 3 weeks time you will still find out the situation as you normal find it and i pray it will be in your favour

Na all of ona dey quite now ooo , no be all of us dey thief no be person wey dem catch dem go call thief