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Why not?

Other SP get 3 heads?

Emeskhalifa:
Which one be accidentally, asif she mistakenly fell on his letter D abi how?

Yes o. She tripped, and fell on her ex. Meanwhile, his WMD bulldozed its way through his trouser and her dress to effect an act of vandalisation.

Lalami3232, is it not so?

Let mumus nor do DNA test on their kids, na dem know.


Wait o, which kain woman dey go hand deliver a wedding card to her ex?

seppuku:
Zim women are educated, calm and don't have too much gra gra for body. Can't you see our resident Zim lady on Arise news TV, Vimbai.

Vimbai na gem.

The only 9ja wife with 250 million in-laws.

edogu:
If the Zimbabwean women are after Nigerian men, Nigerian women should go for Zimbabwean men. Chikina!

Abi o. Trade by barter.

Na cultural exchange.

emmayoc:
This one's are fake witches. Every body know say witches no like development. Infact, most communities without nepa light, water etc are held by witches who does not like development naturally. Wickedness and backwardness is their goal and value. I don't understand this kind of witches clamoring for development. For communities to see developments and thriving, the gospel of Jesus and His light is introduced to chase them away before any good can come

Story. Witches nowadays need light to charge smart phone, they need data, chill inside AC and with the big boys.

Dem don upgrade tey tey.

So, activism has been left to Witchactivists, since most regular activists are ABF. Anywhere belle face.

promami:
He's been asking for help since and I didn't have the means. I have the means now. He doesn't have any choice. Anything I set up for him, I trust him to manage it very well.

You are a good man, dude.
However, don't assume your friend has no choice.

You see, your friend may be humble, but many people are humble when they need help. In reality he might be a very proud person inside.

He might feel "treated like a child" if you just go ahead and set up a business, which he might feel is beneath him. A few months later, it might collapse. You may hear "it wasn't the business of my choice anyways."

I have been there, and it feels bad to see your good and sincere effort basically rubbished.

Find out what he's passionate about, affordable and has a decent profit margin.

Ask him to understudy someone who is successful in the business. Even if for a few weeks or months. If he refuses or feels too big to understudy, forget about any help. Every business requires certain skills and attitudes to be successful, no matter how simple it looks.

Very sad and worrying.
Na wa o.

TOPCRUISE:
So Abidjan is no longer the capital of ivory coast. I am not current o.

That changed decades ago. By President Houphouet-Boigny.

Lol. When I always say ALL men who don't want to run DNA test, simpleton me nor dey understand.

Since Amalgation of Nigeria, it's got to include:

Herbert Macaulay

Fela

Chinua Achebe

JJ Okocha

OBJ

Dangote

Wole Soyinka

Davido

Burna boy

Hakeem Olajuwon (despite repping USA in basketball)

Any of them can be in the top 3.

Sonnobax15:
. The way you guys do colorize this Delta state en . Someone who hasn't been here before would be thinking this place is like heaven on earth . Whereas the rate of societal decadence that has befallen us might take decades to be repaired.

The fact is that the last two generations before her were/are not better. The parents/grandparents age groups instituted corruption, paid and received bribes, took their kids to magic exam centres, collect bribe at road blocks and in their offices/workplaces. The children were/are watching.

Add that to the way older generations worship materialism, hail yahoo boys and flock around corrupt politicians.

GenZ kids have not had good moral role models. The decay didn't happen over night. They learned from previous generation. Fact.

Gbadugbakun:
Do you even need to tell her. DNA can be done with a strand of hair from the child or saliva or anything belonging to the child. Just take whatever you need from the child and do it secretly without her knowledge. If the child is yours you would lock up. If the child isn't yours you can confront her with the results. Telling your wife you want a DNA test is childish and dramatic, because 99% of women would play the victim card with that request.

In many countries, it's illegal to do it without the mother's consent. Yep. They have totally emasculated men.

If you do it and it's negative and you get caught, the gist will now be about your crime, not the woman's fvckabout.
But only a capital MUMU will trust any woman when it comes to paternity matter.

The test is more important than elaborate wedding. It must be done. Unless the man is happy with his household being an orphanage home.

These ladies could have been anybody's wife, girlfriend, sister, friend or relative in many parts of Africa.

Most of our women nor too get level like that, especially with oyinbo, or rich men. Only few are ok.

Even some from so-called good homes or are religious.

We men just expect too much from our women, they are not all that.

Their sexual behaviour outside will shock you.

iichidodo:
The Iconic Generation was the first one. Zidane, Ronaldo,Ronaldinho was the best generation because there was so many good players that could replace them, we are talking about Pavel Nedved, Trezeguet , Inzaghi, Raul, Beckham,Bergkamp,
Kluivert,Seedorf, Edgar Davids,Rivaldo, Alexander Del Piero, Gianluigi Buffon, Steven Gerrard, Lampard, Drogba, Patrick Viera, Kanu Nwankwo,Jay Jay Okocha,Robinho, Juninho Pernambucano, El hadji Diouf,khalilou fadigha, Papé Cisse,Omar Daf, Ibrahimovic, Samuel Eto, Thierry Henry.... hundreds of legends in that generation..

You forgot Figo.

Football was packed with true footballers.

Good. But you forgot the biggest part. Poverty.

With so many poor people, they just want a full belly, if at all possible. The quality is immaterial.

By and large, those better off financially have access to better food, the best local and foreign health care, etc.

Baba Iyabo, Jack Gowon and many others are still waxing strong. IBB might not be alive today if he was a poor person.

Also, remember that average life expectancy takes child and maternally mortality into consideration.

Canadians have few kids and the vast majority survive. Maternal mortality is very low.

Whereas, "We Hail Thee" is world champion in these categories.

If you nor strong, nor go near dating oyinbo.
Oyinbo fit change any minute. Just be prepared.

Ako or Igberi.

Pepper fruit to kids of nowadays.

nairalanda1:
Yes we know, meanwhile have you asked your government why it is not spending 7% or more of our GDP on healthcare?

Or did the person you quoted read anywhere about how several hospitals first refused to admit him. Or how there was nobody to pay hospital deposit as his wife was away in Nigeria, hence his treatment was delayed. Many of our people signed a contract with poverty and poor governance. Let them enjoy 9ja of their dream as it is now.

Feldie:
How come she didn't have 600 Naira for bike? She's not ripe for marriage yet. The boy should be arrested for assault if he struck her though. He could have let her into the store and collect the money at least he knows her and it's not a case of robbery or theft

Don't believe the entitled broke lady's story. If at all the story ever happened.

She must have looked down so much on the salesboy and manhandled him as he tried to prevent her entering the shop. No salesboy will just slap a lady for no reason as she puts it.

Her anger is that her fiance did not punish the salesboy just based on her skewed story.

The guy knows what an asset the salesboy is. The woman on the other hand is a net liability, up to N600 bike money. The man is very wise. He must already know the woman's temperament.

Do you know the punishment the salesboy might have suffered in the past for minor errors?

What if the master refuses to settle nwa boyi after 7 years, citing that N600 among his lapses?

What about waiting in the shop for the fiance to return? A woman without N600 bike money wants to marry?

There are two main barriers to and and in the army.

First is to enter in the first place. Second is to rise above Colonel position.

I have seen the finest, brightest and fittest people denied entry, especially in SSC ones and NDA.

One fine and smart lady who was refused SSC despite scoring one of the highest marks in all areas tested, later travelled abroad. She's doing very well there.

She had nobody of the rank of a Brigadier-General or equivalent to recommend her. An insider told her very clearly.

correctguy101:
How? Why should you, a man care about such mundane matters?

What exactly do you want or expect from today's woman? Do you as a man believe you'll only get it by becoming a "married man?"

What's the gain of a man in all these relationships with women?

As for the OP, how on earth did the woman have access to the papers of his property to sell it of gbanjo price? Even if the account sounds somehow, e fit happen as some men no geh sense. Woman wey don born before, wey you meet online, you go come trust such strange principality with ya important documents?

They should goan sidon one place abeg...

Not the property. She cleared the property in the house. I guess TVs, sofas, freezers, etc.

The lady na Anini in disguise.

Dude, the guy you quoted is not supporting women here.

He is saying that modern woman don't want to take responsibility. If as a man you fall victim, women and most men will still find a way to blame you. My opinion and yours won't change it. In 9ja of now, the victim takes the blame. We don sink very low.

Every dude should look after himself, because he is on his own,

Seeing Owerri and student----was enough for me.

At times, we fail to accept how our people really are, from whatever tribe. At least, better he found out early.

The girl's plan was to get abroad, bring her ex or baby father into the UK, and kick out the UK man.

Very sad.

Seeplusplus:
Atiku go still lose next year. E sure me die.

Atiku is a Fulani but he's politically shortsighted like the average igbo politician. May be it's because he's friends with them.

In 2015, instead of Atiku to queue behind Goodluck and support his reelection with an agreement that Goodluck will support him when he finishes his tenure, naive Atiku allowed Tinubu used his dumb head to go form APC, not knowing that Tinubu and Buhari already had an agreement.

In 2023, instead of Atiku to do everything possible to have Obi on his side, again, he allowed the useless man to split votes and allowed Tinubu easy access to the presidential villa

Obi, on the other hand, instead of him to maintain his position as a running mate to Atiku and build his network if he gets to Aso Rock, he foolishly allowed the social media hype get to him. Both men lost, even though their votes combined could have been enough to make them win.

All of a sudden, the two shortsighted folks now want to work together to defeat a sitting president, something they know is nearly impossible, especially because of how desperate the person they are up against is

If igbos don't rule Nigeria in the next 30 years, blame it on Obi. He's too shortsighted politically, same as Atiku.

And that is where Tinubu has an edge over them. He carefully calculates his move before he makes them, unlike Atiku and Obi that just jump at anything out of desperation for power.

Useless men

True, Atiku is not strategic enough. But it's not that easy.

Obi left PDP because Wike thought he would get the VP ticket. Obi knew with Wike lobbying so hard, with so much money, Obi left.

Fact is Atiku is not politically savvy enough.

always247:
if our guy refuse to give her shishi she will begin to respect him

Or rough him up streetwise?

The girl na OS. Nor play with such girls.

Pay her for job done. She said she came for the 10k.

No other client offered her more this past New Year's Eve. Someone did back in 2024.

Kalulu44:
And answering your first quotes, I don't have the power or time to convince someone that doesn't know more than tiktok and video viewing websites.
She's not into news and nairaland I honestly guess will be boring for her.
And did you also forget I said her friend told me it's a man she went to see those missing days, so what is she coming to share here if at all she comes on this platform

Nor call nobarry to no Nairaland, dude!

Send the OS her 10k.

I hope you used condom. Otherwise run full STI test at the right time. Please wear CD till then.

Gee! The kind of girl you stick your WMD into. Na wa o.

Why would you continue chatting with a girl like that for 12 months? Just for a single hit?

MarketDispatch:
Your mumu gf use mumu story collect your 200k chop and you call yourself wise.

OP is very funny.

He better be sure the guy the "gf" said can give job, is not her real bf.

Dem fit both collabo scam the guy. Why could OP not go and handover the money along with the girl?

Nothing woman no fit do.

Adam wey think say he wise, e nor see devil koro koro.

Eve saw devil, she dey gidigba.

Ashawoman82:
Bro one thing u don't know about desperate poor girls in need is that they never love, they only try to survive, trust me I have been there.. Let's avoid very poor girls as men, they can't love u and u won't blame them, one has to survive and afford the basics before thinking of love... I had one like that, an orphan and all, very cute girl, her billing no be here, I don't blame her but I can't cope, omo the babe was draining me literally I had to give myself brain....

Word on marble.

Poor people in general are on survival mode. Especially in developing countries without any social safety net. Most will grab as much as they can. Sadly, it's a widespread poverty mode.

Once acquired, people retain it lifelong. Even if they become ministers or senators. The fear of poverty and the desire to always have enough become ingrained in the psyche.

Eniitankorede:
You could have just pretended you don’t have money for a month and see her reaction. That’s better than your sudden breakup.

Well, it will be as if she left him.

No, far better like this. She can go meet her bad mates to give her a high-spending sugar daddy.

Goodmarlian:
My instincts says otherwise, she had start seeing me as a fool and Atm from experience if a woman starts seeing you as Atm it also means she has lost respect for you.

She only showed her true colour. They always do once they feel they have you wrapped around their little finger.

Later on in life, she's the type that will ask "are you the first to support a lady at school? Were you not sleeping with me?"

Every lady who asks the latter reveals her OS mentality, and it's about 90% of them. I exclude none, friends or relatives who express such.

Validated:
Point of note and quote on marble:

"ADC is a party where the son/daughter of NOBODY can become SOMEBODY without knowing ANYBODY"

Dude, every Nigerian is SOMEBODY by right. You don't have to acquire wealth or status to become SOMEBODY.

Yes, I know where (who) the famous quote originally came from. That was a different era. Today, whatever our status, we're SOMEBODY. Thank you.

Happy New Year in advance!