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Christianity EtcRe: Why Was King David Called A Man After God's Own Heart by Dancebreaker: 1:10pm On Jun 01, 2025
specialmati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you will keep wandering.you didn't see the part of David being broken and merciful.see how you are commenting with strong heart.ask God to give you a broken and a merciful heart.you need it grin grin grin grin grin grin
Which person heart never break before? Even without committing heinous acts, our hearts can still break. The hearts of 22 Kano athletes' family members nor break?

See millions of 9ja people with broken-heart plus poverty. grin grin cheesy cheesy

David still had his crown, palaces, wives upon wives, wealth, etc.

Idi Amin lost his position, went to live and die in Saudi holy hand. You think he was not broken? Did anyone rehabilitate him? No.
Oya, go kill a man and take his wife. When caught, tell us how broken and merciful you are. Alagbon Close go really pity you. grin cheesy cheesy

We dey too let religion blind us.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Was King David Called A Man After God's Own Heart by Dancebreaker: 12:48pm On Jun 01, 2025
gohf:
Did David keep the commandments more than Saul?

What commandments did Saul break?

David a man after God's heart because he was broken hearted and merciful.

Do you know how many times David broke the laws of Moses?
I wonder.

David had all the girls he could ever want. Yet, na married woman hin eye dey.

To the point of engineering her hubby to be exposed to the highest possible war front danger to be "cannon fodder".

Bible writers portrayed an adulterer and killer to be "man after God's own heart".

If David was an African man, he would be portrayed like Idi Amin.

Like most Pharaohs (African people), were painted as evil.

Egyptians called their country "KEMET". It means black.

If you want to hide something from Africans, hide it in a book.
SportsRe: Team Delta Wins 22nd National Sports Festival by Dancebreaker: 5:33am On May 31, 2025
sagitariusbaby:
Shame on the INEC governor of Edo state. Everything he touches turns to dust. Again, Shame.
There is another way to look at the table. By total number of medals, Edo came second. Over 100 silver. That's how many others count it.

The result reflects rate of urbanisation (stadia) and other facilities in average-sized towns in Edo and Delta.

Delta has more good-sized average towns. Both states are estimated to be about 8 million population each.

Both states as Bendel were up there since time of Ogbemudia as Military Governor.

Both states can keep doing better, irrespective of who the governors are.
RomanceRe: “I Was With Him When He Was Drinking Garri” — But Did You Buy The Garri? by Dancebreaker: 6:42pm On May 30, 2025
DarkJeddi:
She didn't have a better option.
Women knows where their bread is most buttered.
She ain't with him because of love she was there because that's her best long-term option.
Gbam! Even the Bible did not command women to love their hubby. No love from that side. Bible only says women should obey their hubby.

Even Eve could not love or obey Adam in Eden.

So who be us to expect woman's love?

Women dey play coupon. Perm 3 from 5. The Garri talk na format. Na big scam. cheesy grin
RomanceRe: “I Was With Him When He Was Drinking Garri” — But Did You Buy The Garri? by Dancebreaker: 6:35pm On May 30, 2025
HawkTuahGirl:
Most Nigeria women struggle with you because they don't have better options.
Dem even dey see other men behind your back. No loyalty anywhere. But you happen to be the only single among her men. The shareholder without other commitments, as an insurance. Babes too dey play guys. grin grin cheesy cheesy
SportsRe: Chelsea: The First Club In History To Win All Five UEFA European Competitions by Dancebreaker: 1:24am On May 30, 2025
Omoawoke:
There’s no achievement in this….
grin grin cheesy
Dem need to win Okokomaiko zonal primary school cup join am first. Dem never complete am.

They are just hyping themselves.
CelebritiesRe: Verydarkman Shares Photos With A Curvy Lady In Istanbul, Turkey by Dancebreaker: 3:22pm On May 29, 2025
Lanruze:
The two (2) most over-hyped people on this Obasanjo internet are ;

1, Peller
2, VDM.
Lol, Baba Iyabo don patent internet? grin cheesy

OBJ granted com licences on our behalf na. Na awa internet.
EducationRe: Ghana Female Primary School Teacher Successfully Guesses All Her Pupils' Names by Dancebreaker: 3:16pm On May 29, 2025
Arostar2023:
Hmm... Africans and obsession with ethnicity. Too much diversity is a recipe for disaster and confusion . It's time Africans start consolidating into a strong unified force. Check out the Whites , in the USA, you can't tell apart people that have Irish, English, Scottish, Polish, etc. origins. The Hutus are fighting the Tutsis. One black man from Ogbomosho is busy fighting another black man from Anambra...all from the same country.
So you didn't do history. Ahmadu Bello said 1914 amalgamation was a mistake. When he died in 1966, 9ja was more united than now.
Pa Awo said Nigeria is a mere geographical expression. When Awo died in 1987, 9ja was more united than now, despite IBB's SAP.

Remember these are two of the founding fathers.

Only Zik of Africa was a dreamer. Either he didn't know wazzup or he refused to know.

If you buy into one9ja that the founding founders already rubbished, na you know.
PoliticsRe: Most Successful English Football Clubs By Major Trophies Won by Dancebreaker: 3:04pm On May 29, 2025
thesicilian:
I said it with 47 major trophies in the cabinet cool
Yes o. YNWA.

Some people dey parade Donald Duck abi Winnie the pooh trophy. grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

Only those with Liver dey parade EPL and Champs League trophies like water. cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: "This Is Why No One Should Marry A Single Mother" (Photo) by Dancebreaker: 9:00pm On May 26, 2025
Anything step--, my hand nor dey.

Na thankless job.
Science/TechnologyRe: Geologist Who Accidentally Discovered Humans Have An 'internal Clock' by Dancebreaker:
Broveens42:
The existence or invention of circadian rhythm in the actual sense reduces life span as you are structuring your system to react to a particular pattern (Unnatural/anti-science)
Any normal human being should sleep at anytime or work at anytime.

Our forefathers would farm or hunt(at their convenience) for few hours, trek back or use the bicycle to their huts, sleep for several hours, wake, and have mind blowing sex with wife/wives.

In igbo land, there were very familiar responses whenever you did visit a particular household like; "nna anyi na ehi ura" meaning "our father is sleeping".

Most people think, sleeping too much is sedentary.. or risk factor for HBP or body weight increase. Sedentary life style is more of psychological (not engaging your brain with a group) eg. If a man sits in front of his house every morning and discusses the news on the dailies with neighbors, it isn't sedentary.

But what the agendist will never tell you is ; the tiniest of stressors will kill you faster in a long run
Lol. No agenda here. Remember that circadian rhythm disruption can increase cortisol level in your blood at the wrong time. Cortisol is a stress/alertness hormone.

Our forefathers slept at nightfall and woke up when cock crows at dawn or sunlight appears. So nightfall, cockcrow and sunlight are all part of natural cues. At nightfall, your blood melatonin level rises. It's a "sleep hormone".

You can measure melatonin and cortisol levels in your blood sample. The link to sleep and wakefulness are clear. So is the link with SCN as central clock. This was a major research area about 20 years ago. Especially it's link to diseases. It still is.

A person who is tired may sleep, so sleeping after walking 10km over hills to and from the farm or hunting, has nothing to do with being sedentary. In any case, our ancestors worked hard, trekked long distances and probably had a calorie deficit daily. So, low chances of obesity.
8 to 9 hours of sleep appears to be the best sleep hours for good health. This is roughly 9 pm to 5 / 6 am, enough jigijigi time within. grin cheesy
Roughly how our ancestors slept.
Science/TechnologyRe: Geologist Who Accidentally Discovered Humans Have An 'internal Clock' by Dancebreaker:
The circadian rhythm is vital for the human body.

If the sleep-wake cycle is out of sync, it can damage the body.
It means the central clock in the suprachiasmatic nucleus, controlled in the brain's hypothalamus, is messed up.

For example, people whose sleep pattern is disrupted over years by shift work are at risk.

Body weight increase, HBP, diabetes, insomnia and a whole lot.

Even though sunlight is a vital cue, the body does retain the clock for a long time, even in total darkness.
AutosRe: Distress clean Honda CR-V 08 For Sale 5.8 by Dancebreaker: 1:46am On May 25, 2025
Jsaviour:
Nigerians are funny people aswear...

People are asking questions about the car to determine if they will buy but seller prefers to be shouting around "buy my market" instead of answering the questions.
Some of the worst when it comes to customer service.
Too much empty pride and lack of focus.

If this car exists for sale, it might be direct brief of a 5th or event person. OP has no proper information about it.
HealthRe: Best Ways To Treat Steven Johnson's Syndrome by Dancebreaker: 1:34am On May 25, 2025
Dilijingsly:
I've been suffering from this ailments since 2016. Is there any cure for it.
Hmmmmmm

9 years is a long time for SJS.

You didn't mention the cause, how old you were when it started, treatment since and previous and current severity.
Any internal organs affected? Any necrolysis?

Was it diagnosed and treated early? Is it recurring or you are left with the scarring?

Maybe you remember medication that may have caused it, or if you were a child, did you have a bout of infection before it started?

How was it diagnosed?

These info will help those who can advise you.
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie And Judy Austin Welcome Third Child, Universe Ifeyinwa Storm by Dancebreaker: 6:23pm On May 23, 2025
Wait o. This Yul guy, is he related to Kanye West? That one call his child North West that year. grin cheesy

Anyway, congrats!
RomanceRe: Man Warns 'freshly Arrived Babes' To Be Wary Of Nigerian Men In UK by Dancebreaker: 6:20pm On May 23, 2025
So, after all the knacks left, right and centre in 9ja, what is special about them?

Only 9ja guys seeking liability will go for "fresh off the boat" bannies. shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: "He Left Me, So He Must Pay Spousal Support!" Read This Before You Go To Court by Dancebreaker: 3:07pm On May 23, 2025
free2ryhme:
team independent women in tears 😁😁🤣🤣
Hakimi comes to mind.
Many shed tears on hearing the dude's masterstroke that year. grin cheesy
FamilyRe: "He Left Me, So He Must Pay Spousal Support!" Read This Before You Go To Court by Dancebreaker: 3:04pm On May 23, 2025
Negroid001:
Hmmmmn. One of my egbon adugbo had issues with his temperamental wife and she left and abandoned 2 kids with him. She came back the following month seeking a divorce, my smart bro only wedded her traditionally. He has custody of the kids now and enjoys the single life with many side chicks.

The woman dey suffer like this. She go bite finger wey dey feed her.
That area dude nor get joy o. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: The Coalition Is To Ensure Tinubu Goes Back To Lagos - El-Rufai by Dancebreaker: 6:31pm On May 21, 2025
El-Rufai is a Tinubu agent.
Anyone who takes him serious na joker. grin grin cheesy

Even if we assume he is serious, Tinubu knows his mumu button. He go press am at the right time. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Benin Market Women Protest Over Government's Removal Of Store Roofs( Photos/Vid) by Dancebreaker: 6:11pm On May 21, 2025
Spursy:
Yes I agree. Ibadan and Edo are ancient cities.
Ibadan is actually a young city o. Barely 200 years old. Like Abeokuta. Over 250 years younger than Lagos.

Ibadan was founded in 1829. One of the youngest major cities in SW.

The British already called Benin a city in 1553. The Portuguese even earlier.

Remarkably, Ibadan urbanised and grew quickly. The brown roofs mean iron sheets replaced thatch quite early, a sign of quick development. Quite remarkable growth.
PoliticsRe: How Well Do Nigerians Trust Their Leaders & Public Institutions? by Dancebreaker: 11:27am On May 21, 2025
YorubaLord:
Actually the Religious leaders are the worst!

9ja's religious leaders are worse than 9ja's Politicians
Thing is religious leaders don't promise to fix your road, insecurity or electricity.

So, when your normal hustle pays, from bricklayer to Yahoo Plus, people say pastor's prayer has worked. If your hustle doesn't pay, pastor can say pray more and believe more. He has no accountability to blame him for.
CrimeRe: Kehinde Alade: Police React To Death Of Student Killed By Stray Bullet In Ibadan by Dancebreaker: 12:31am On May 21, 2025
blaise26abj:
Na lie !!! A father taking his kids to school driving recklessly and taking one way . Trying to ram police officers ? Abeg find another lie lie !
Watch it here. Unless it's fake video.
CrimeRe: Kehinde Alade: Police React To Death Of Student Killed By Stray Bullet In Ibadan by Dancebreaker: 12:28am On May 21, 2025
Melagros:
COMRADES are speechless, with this defence mechanism, would the culprit be brought to book?
Sadly, if you watch the video, the killer police will go Scott-free.

Knowing 9ja situation, everyone must be careful.
SportsRe: 5 Records Osimhen Has Made, Broken With Galatasaray by Dancebreaker: 5:16pm On May 20, 2025
PSG will suit him most. Chelsea badly need him though, but they need to qualify for UCL first.
BusinessRe: Is This One Of The Most Of Unprofitable Business You Can Ever Invest In? by Dancebreaker: 4:50pm On May 20, 2025
Kennyideal:
If these biscuits is all you invest in, then you are at a loss....

But if you have other things you are selling, then you support it with biscuits, then its fine........... There are no profits on it that much, but they attract possible buyers to what you are actually selling!.... Its called "Àwọro" in yoruba... 😁 Crowd bringer...
Some run POS with it these days. Even seasonal foodstuff. Other add Christmas and other seasonal goods. It depends on your hustling level, location and ingenuity.

One person I know receives used clothes from relatives abroad and sell there. Even hair products.
RomanceRe: I Saw Gray Hair On My Girlfriend Private Part. What Could This Mean? by Dancebreaker: 1:22pm On May 20, 2025
That's one arugbo abi agadi nwanyi right there. Correct edede. cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin

If there's no pic, it didn't happen. Back it up with high pixel pics. grin grin cheesy

Which time ladies don tok true for age b4?

If that lady nor be 37, make I win lottery.

Dude, they typically cut 5 or 10 years from their age. Round figure.
PoliticsRe: Obidient Movement Reacts To Rumoured Atiku's One-term Deal With Peter Obi by Dancebreaker: 4:23am On May 20, 2025
Arostar2023:
No, Atiku had no business contesting under PDP in 2023. That singular decision resulted in the implosion of PDP. It was the turn of the South...
Or should have shown consistency for once and pick Obi as VP in 2023.

But Atiku wanted Delta's money for campaign. He should have dangled one term presidency in 2023 and promise 3 terms to the South after that. Of course he has no power to ensure 3 terms go to the South but as a goodwill gesture. Even if the Northern PDP might oppose the gentleman agreement.

It would be up to Southern PDP to rotate the 3 terms among Igbo, Yoruba and a minority tribe like Edo, Efik, Urhobo, etc.
FoodRe: Price Of 50cl Coke In Canada Vs Nigeria by Dancebreaker: 2:09am On May 18, 2025
motymop:
This is the dumbest stuff I have ever read in a while.

It is obvious you have no idea about minimum wage or the concept of money
Like at least 80% of 9ja folks.

Reason some don't value money relatives abroad send them.

They think $100 is just like 9ja N100. shocked shocked
I have heard it from peeps, who by 9ja standards, are well educated.

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