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CelebritiesRe: Chiefpriest's Alleged Babymama Mocks Him For Not Going To US For Davido Wedding by Dancebreaker: 1:04pm On Aug 09, 2025
tunjijones:
This woman funny die. She called cubana chief priest a kasongo (she say warthog man) towards the end of the video. The woman dey really press CP neck.

Abeg I no fit laugh.
And the lady opened leg for the same warthog o.

So she na warthog's babymama. grin grin grin
HealthRe: Am Not Getting Erection For My Wife. by Dancebreaker: 8:05pm On Aug 08, 2025
DUTY:
I'm from ekiti and I know what just happened. It's kind of a cast men do on women's body that no man will have erection whenever they want to have sex with her except the man who did the casting. Your woman has been violated, move on but if you still love her, I csn help remove the cast
He will not listen. They will say such don't exist. A woman left against his wish for 8 months, she came back and OP wanted to dive in straight. Very funny guy.

OP should analyse and study her movement over the years. Did she always travel to village and then get pregnant in the following month? If they already have kids.

Anyway, any guy who hasn't done DNA test on his kids na mumu man. In sex matter, TRUST NO WOMAN.
CrimeRe: UK Based 33 Yr Old Nigerian Man Sentenced To 5 Yrs For Rape by Dancebreaker:
sharpwriter:
Which kain life come be dat wey you abroad guys dey live angry angry angry Are y'all in prison?

Doesn't feel normal to be running away from women like they're plagues. Weird society, I sympathize with you people. cry cry cheesy grin
Well, deal with them professionally. And in the open.

You cannot build your life for decades and allow one devil-incarnate to ruin it.

I don't believe running after women is ever worth it anyway. Even if you marry one, be clever about it.

You live life as you see it.
SportsRe: Super Falcons' Chiamaka Nnadozie Nominated For Ballon D'or Yashin Trophy by Dancebreaker: 3:53pm On Aug 07, 2025
Angelfrost:
Gabriel was not serious about his career tbh...!

Too much ego and lack of commitment to improvement really cost him a lot.

He was on track to becoming an elite striker for England... Snubbing Nigeria was also quite dumb of him.


These players are never well advised by those closest to them. Some parents who left Naija carry some animosity towards the country and pass off the influence to their kids.

Only smart kids insist on returning to their roots.
Lol. Knowing how to improve oneself is part of the talent elite sportspeople have. I guess he reached the level his talent and circumstances allowed him.

Remember he was brought up by a single father after his parents divorced. It wouldn't have been easy growing up.
CrimeRe: UK Based 33 Yr Old Nigerian Man Sentenced To 5 Yrs For Rape by Dancebreaker:
Host78:
There was no rape here. But white ass lickers won't see this.

Young black guys overseas please stay away from these women.

No one would believe anything you say once she use the word rape.
Yes, some of our guys nor dey use their brain.

I don't enter a lift if the only person inside it is a woman. A woman threatened me with false accusation before. I only corrected her bad behaviour o.

She gloated that as a woman, everyone will believe her. A Naija woman for that matter. Black women in UK can be worse than oyinbo sef. Avoid any situation that puts both of you alone together. Once there are no witnesses, they will believe the woman.

Just nor loose guard for any woman, of any colour or creed abroad.
SportsRe: Super Falcons' Chiamaka Nnadozie Nominated For Ballon D'or Yashin Trophy by Dancebreaker: 3:35pm On Aug 07, 2025
Angelfrost:
Brother, we are actually on the same page.

Those guys you mentioned, especially Saka, are not average players na... They practically and permanently own the positions they play in their clubs.

National team call up and permanent caps were never in doubt for them.

Can the same be said for the names I mentioned earlier?!!

When Tammy and Ibe rejected Super Eagles, I just knew they were not sensible at all! grin


Thank God Lookman and Aina didn't behave like that.


Zion Suzuki in Japan is a first team starter, so understandably had to reject Super Eagles call.
Gabby Agbonlahor was the one that really surprised me back then. He rejected SE, to play only 3 games for England and never scored. Not great for a forward/striker.
Scotland would have been a better choice if not playing for 9ja. He was eligible.
FamilyRe: Tiktoker Sparks Outrage After Calling Wife “A Fairly Used Mother Of 4” While Boa by Dancebreaker:
Lumig:
He has said what he said and he knows what he said. People should stop worrying or fighting over another man's feelings and perspectives
Lots of the chemical women here save guys' names with: ATM, My Mugu, Urgent 2K, etc. Yet dem dey chook mouth into wetin one man call him wife.

As for the woke men here, na una help the man pay her dowry? shocked shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Oshodi Lady Who Sponsored Boyfriend Through School Gets Dumped For Educated Woma by Dancebreaker: 5:32pm On Aug 06, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Men complain when it happens to them, so she is within her right to also complain. undecided
Sure, she can complain up to White House, but no pity here. Since women say it's fine for women to do it to men.

The Great Achebe wrote " Aneke the bird said since men began to shoot without missing, it has learnt to fly without perching."
RomanceRe: Oshodi Lady Who Sponsored Boyfriend Through School Gets Dumped For Educated Woma by Dancebreaker: 5:27pm On Aug 06, 2025
Dizzyyish:
Funny enough, from dating up to monkey-branching, all the guy did was employ female dating strategy.

Don't Let Your girlfriend Stop You From Finding Your Wife - HerEx ft. 2Baba
Women dump men who paid their fees and rent, plus food plus hair plus everything everyday.
No biggie.

Here on NL, 99% of women say paying fees for a woman doesn't make her your property.
Same applies here.
CelebritiesRe: "UK Men Are Too Broke. Avoid Them" — Bobrisky by Dancebreaker: 5:24pm On Aug 06, 2025
omoredia:
This Idris oo.

This is just a bloky. Sad to see and disgusting to watch
We miss the days of Idris Aloma.

He for deal with this entity with same name rubbishing himself. grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Ghanaian Ministers Die In Helicopter Crash, Along With Six Others by Dancebreaker: 5:20pm On Aug 06, 2025
RIP to the departed and condolences to those who loved them.
CultureRe: Rashidi Ladoja Nominated As Next Olubadan by Dancebreaker: 5:47pm On Aug 04, 2025
epainos:
Dude, and what part of history is loud enough to resound your Ovonram....whatever? GenZ sabi am today? Dey play.


Like the way they turned their back and destroy the Kano empire after Sanusi was dethroned. Right? You must be a kid when Abacha dethroned Dasuki. Lol. Nothing will happen.

These kings are there to serve politicians during elections. This is tje only reason they are left there, and nothing more.


How many ruling houses are there in Edo? cheesy
Yeah, GenZ needs to know that the rules for succession were not made by GenZ, so GenZ needs to learn before opening mouth Waa in public.

In Benin Kingdom, it's not by ruling house. Only the current Oba and the crown Prince matter, and the crown prince's first son, if he already has one. He is anointed crown prince the day he's born. For at least 500 years, each crown prince has survived to become king.

Kano has nothing in common with Benin. Kano was an Hausa Kingdom taken over by Fulani foreigners just about 200 years ago.
CultureRe: Rashidi Ladoja Nominated As Next Olubadan by Dancebreaker: 5:14pm On Aug 04, 2025
epainos:
Personally, I think the monarchy system is not doing us any good. Those kings are tools in the hands of politicians. They should be scraped. There are thousands of royal homes all around Nigeria. What the heck is that?


Dey play. If the governor of Edo decides to remove your king, he is gone. Is your king more powerful than the emir of Kano that Ganduje rubbished? Is your Benin king more powerful than the Sultan of Sokoto that Abacha destroyed? The emir of Kano and Sultan of Sokoto are both bloodline thrones? What have become of them? Sultan of Sokoto that Tafawa Balewa used to consult before doing most things in those days has become what exactly now? And having two emirs in Kano is what exactly? The judiciary has to settle bloodline power tussle. Lol. Their gods cannot settle it for them? Dey play.
Dude, understand history and the present first.

To remove is not the issue, but the government cannot replace him. Even the British removed Ovonramwen in 1897. But they could not replace him. Until he passed on in Calabar in 1914 and his son, the crown prince became Oba.

The people will turn their back on any govt who tries it. Edo South has about 67% of Edo State voters. Not a governor with an ounce of working brain matter would even think of it. That is the difference.

In virtually everywhere else in 9ja, another ruling house member will quickly ascend the throne. There is no such in Benin. Very unique.

It took many centuries previously to refine it to how it has become in the last 500 years now.
LiteratureRe: "Middle class Nigerians now beg to feed, this worries me" – Chimamanda Adichie by Dancebreaker: 4:58pm On Aug 04, 2025
Skyfornia:
Seriously speaking...how Nigerians are surviving under this regime is a miracle.
It's not really a miracle. Many are perishing. And many more are about to. Silently.

Someone who can't afford 2 meals a day, how can they afford medical care?

Life expectancy will nosedive over the next few years.

You can already the increase in various crimes.
TravelRe: My Friend Relocated Abroad And Ghosted Me Afterwards - Man Laments (Photo) by Dancebreaker: 2:38pm On Aug 03, 2025
omoredia:
Nobody owes u anything bro. He is hustling and the time for ur reward is not yet due
People can be very impatient. I don't think he even knows what type of visa his friend left with.

We now have Trump's America.

We have been there. Vilified by those who had no idea how we struggled in the early years away from home.
SportsRe: Women's Afrobasket 2025: Nigeria Defeats Senegal 75-68 To Advance To The Final by Dancebreaker: 2:24pm On Aug 03, 2025
Abeg, the gallant ladies should win final and come pocket $100k jeje.

Well done!
SportsRe: Which Of This Position Is Hardest To Play In Football? by Dancebreaker: 12:21am On Aug 03, 2025
Wing back, no contest.

You need everything: Speed, stamina, vision, passing, crossing, set pieces, etc.
RomanceRe: Finally Getting Married To Her by Dancebreaker: 7:38pm On Jul 31, 2025
Sirkingsnado:
Good Day Everyone.

I hope some of you all might had forgotten me,
Actually am the guy that made a post title
About to wed a prostitute.

Some months back.

After the set and done she abort the baby.
Ever since then I promise to be by her side

She has stopped being a sex worker ever since then and do come and spend some months with me here in rano

Our relationship is being known by the both families although I didn't open up to any of my relatives how I meet her, only my friends and area people knows about her past


Had made up my mind to wife her.

Am not even planning on relocating again

I just engage her some weeks ago

Igbo boy going to marry a tiv girl

Wish me luck hommies.

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8314809/wed-prostitute
Dude, there's hardly any difference between this babe and 97.5 % of girls out there. All na packaging.

I would have blasted your choice 10 to 20 years ago. Not anymore. Not after what I know now.

Good luck!
HealthRe: What Causes Big Or Pointed Navel? by Dancebreaker: 4:04pm On Jul 31, 2025
pyyxxaro:
Na POMPU we de call am for Warri

I remember one hotel for Warri wayback , they decided to bring strippers

Omooor as the Stripper pull cloth when she wear , Naim men see her BIG POMPU(NAVEL)

Men halaa , STRIPPER DE GET BIG POMPU

WARRI I HAIL✌🏾
Most parts of old Bendel na POMPU POMPU. grin cheesy
It's actually umbilical hernia.

It needs to be fixed surgically because as her abdominal muscle will get weaker with age, it could be a problem.

Intestines could push out (protrude) through the herniated umbilicus.
SportsRe: How Michelle Alozie Joined The Super Falcons (Video) by Dancebreaker: 12:40am On Jul 31, 2025
The lady na true 9ja.

Just like that, she joined Super Falcon. No long thing.
SportsRe: Two Players Are Not Nigerians: Morocco Drag Super Falcons To CAF After Defeat by Dancebreaker: 4:25pm On Jul 30, 2025
ruggedtimi:
If morocco dey share border with nigeria. I am sure by now we for dey collect through the air grin. They are so pained
Of those two countries you mentioned, i nor know which of the, bad pass. Dem suppose ban this oja tutu people because of Saharawi Martha. It's not different from Apartheid.
RomanceRe: My Friend Won’t Talk To Me Because I Show Interest In Her Ex by Dancebreaker: 11:49pm On Jul 29, 2025
Jeweltz:
But he likes me. That’s just it. She snatched him.
Chai! Dis life nor balance.

So, that babe thought she had a good friend in you. Not knowing you regarded her as a guy-snatcher all along. A guy you introduced to her. World people mind deep o.

May God deliver us o.

Hmmmmm....
RomanceRe: My Friend Won’t Talk To Me Because I Show Interest In Her Ex by Dancebreaker: 11:44pm On Jul 29, 2025
Jeweltz:
You have a crush on me. Just say it.
Babe, forget crush.
Make we compare yours and your friend's back asset first.
So that we can understand the matter wey dey ground wella. Pictures say more than a thousand words. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

My able red blooded guys on NL, abi nor be so? cheesy grin
FamilyRe: American CEO, Andy Byron Caught In Compromising Position, Wife Deletes His Name by Dancebreaker: 8:02am On Jul 19, 2025
Melagros:
COMRADES are speechless, is there any time soon that extra marital affairs/ or cheating in general will come to and end? Because I don't know why this is becoming a trend globally
It's not any trend. It has ALWAYS been this way.

Do paternity test on people from 35 to 55 years old, if their dad is till around. You go shock.
BusinessRe: Most Valuable Brands In Nigeria 2025 by Dancebreaker: 6:25pm On Jul 15, 2025
Love800:
You wrote well.

I think it was during the earliest years of independence that agriculture was a big brand in nigeria. Not now anymore.

If i should ask, can you tell me how beer(drinks) is higher than oil and gas industry?
Drinks are varied: beers, spirits, soft drinks, juices, water/Ragolis, etc.
Use of cooking gas is still low.
We produce too little petrochemical products, which are normally high value.

Car ownership and fuel consumption are low, as exposed by fuel subsidy removal.

Nigeria has about 11 to 12 million cars, for 220 million people. Many can't even fuel their cars anymore.

With about 25 to 30 million farmers, Agriculture should be very big. But it's mostly subsistence farming. Huge quantity of harvest perish: poor roads to transport, poor storage/processing capacity, etc.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Body Arrives In Daura For Burial (photos) by Dancebreaker: 6:09pm On Jul 15, 2025
RIP.

Great leaders die in their country, unless caused by an accident like a plane crash.

Like Mandela. Any advanced country would have happily offered him free medical care till death.

But he died honourably in SA.
BusinessRe: Most Valuable Brands In Nigeria 2025 by Dancebreaker: 4:12pm On Jul 15, 2025
That's why the economy is not solid. Banks are mostly paper value. Any stock market burst, AMCON will buy market. All the money I invested in banks entered voice mail.

I don't think up to 50 million Nigerians have 1m Naira in their bank account.

Industry/tech/engineering and Agro-allied, with services should be powering our economy.

With lots of medium-sized enterprises.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Receives Buhari’s Body On Arrival In Nigeria (Video) by Dancebreaker: 3:32pm On Jul 15, 2025
RIP to Bubu

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PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Arrives In Daura For Buhari's Funeral (Photos) by Dancebreaker: 2:40pm On Jul 15, 2025
deji17:
This Amaechi is fake. Now he dresses like Emir. The other day he confessed that he claims to be Ibo for politics. Only him bears Rotimi to pander to SW. A very desperate politician with no other source of livelihood outside govt patronage
Haba!

His dad admired the late legal icon and politician Chief Frederick Rotimi Alade Williams.

He named Amaechi after the legal icon.
InvestmentRe: How Much You Would Have Made In 6 Months If You Invested ₦1 Million In The NSE by Dancebreaker: 1:56pm On Jul 12, 2025
Betgold84:
Stock exchange na scam o.
You won't know till you start.
Another gamble.
Everything is risk
Nor mind them. NSE is a very opaque entity.

I lost all monies invested. They will just merge banks and do new shares using abracadabra.

I thought the way we used shares to get something quite decent in Europe is same in 9ja.

With 20 years experience of it, I thought I knew something about shares. What works in major European stock markets became total scam at NSE.

Worst mistake ever.

The elite manipulate the nonsense to their advantage.

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