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Samurai don go exile.....reminds me of a cartoon titled samurai Jack where samurai Jack was fighting with the demon Akum, and in other not to be defeated Akum opened a portal and send Samurai Jack to the Future which is Akums. so samurai Jack seeks to return to the past and undo the future which is Akums.hahahahahahaha

Mel-san

Oga op let's see your reasons

Hahahahahahaha

no man can help you save the spirit of God. Not by might or power but by the spirit of God.the problem is that you have given up on the tools in which the Holy spirit will use to transform you which is prayers.you think this transformation will be overnight but you forgot that it took time for you to develop that habit. spend more time in prayers not just 5 minutes then the Holy Spirit will transform you

pls what does 2019 holds for me

SenorFax:
You banged her for five (5) good years.....

Banging her at that age wasn't the crime, banging her for that long is the real crime. Did you realize you have ruined her local government for someone else??

hahahahahahaha

azraeljaheel:
story when you have the money


she will be the one asking herself all this questions and answering em too

haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha halvah...sorry...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

azraeljaheel:
story when you have the money


she will be the one asking herself all this questions and answering em too

haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha halvah...sorry...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is soooooo funny

NwaAmaikpe:



There are endless rational reasons as to why NwaAmaikpe always masturbates.

First of all,
I masturbate as a sign of gratitude to God for making my hands long enough to touch my genitals.

You have to know how to please yourself before expecting another person to please you. That is another reason why I masturbate.

Then with a sexual appetite like mine, masturbation is the safest route when in locations like the mosque, functions or in the bank where sex can't be readily gotten.

Lastly,
Masturbation is the safest sex.
No pregnancy scare,
No fear of being accused of rape,
No STIs.
No heartbreaks
No shakara.

hahahahaha laffing very hard. gratitude to which God?

i have been reading the doctrine of the UFOs for days now since you linked it to me and I have been coming across the word meditation. pls how do I meditate and get an answer

what an interesting story...where did you get it from? would like to read more

my friend there are cons o. you two will have areas of disagreement, she will be loud, outspoken and dramatic. at first both of you will find it hard to agree on issues because she will act without giving much thoughts about an action or decision. while you will like to take your time and reflect on your decisions before actions. if you will sacrifice for each other your relationship will last long. no body is all introvert or extrovert.it is 60/40

jabberjawz:
At this moment....Osinbanjó should not be at the Frontline........why can't Buhari personally challenge Atiku to a debate....that's how politics is supposed to be...!


The dull one keeps pushing Osinbanjó to the Frontline......cos he's nutting but a numbskull...

hahahahahahaha. which one come be the dull one again na?

op, where are u? finish what you start na

iamdammie:
Firstly, you sounded like a sissy with the 'she deflowered me...' thing...I don't know, I may be wrong but it's kinda un-manly to say that shii

Secondly, since you ve decided to attach much importance on a girl while you are still in school, I will advice you to cut her loose completely, get another girl, if she loves you like you claimed, she will come around,but u gotta be bold n cut her loose first. Don't call her, dont text, view her WhatsApp story and ignore.
And I will advice you focus more on graduating on time cos the lifeless one in conjunction with the minister of education is suggesting tertiary institution school fees is gonna start from 350k anytime soon, I don't think ASUU can stand their ground for long.


With Love.
Bro.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha the ''lifeless one"

Wilfredpat22:
Our pussy that is not even neat at all

No wonder Europe guys don’t like NIgerian ladies at all

hahahahahahahahaha if nairaland girls see you them go kill you o. but are you really a girl

glory to God

hallelujah

I am so surprise that my fellow brethren are agueing this topic. grace does not stop you from praying and studying Gods word. I don't understand who preached these things to op.I think this is no topic atall

jiggaz:
Yes i am...

that's great,have been listening to pastor prince teachings for sometime now

Deckline:
Werey boy. Better comman be going to church.elaborate koh commemorate ni

guy u chop hot shit? I tell u say I no dey go church, na ur question?

goodevening sir, pls sir were you not the one that opened a tread, that you had a spiritual problem, but aftet listening to pastor prince, you were freed after a month?

cronsberg:
This op na real slow guy o. You asked for how to excape the friend or bible zone, guys told you to make her see u in a sexual light, u said u aint interested in sexual things, then thats why u are in the friend zone in the first place. What a paradox. Now listen. For a girl to be interested in u and thus agree to date u, she has to see u in a sexual light. Same way the daughter of a pastor was blocking all my attempt to toast her and even trying to preach to me. I started telling her how her lips are perfect for kissing deeply,another time will tell her how i fantasy about licking her in the lecture hall when no one is there, then making her jealous by ignoring her for a while by focusing on other girls. It worked cuz one day when jisting with her in field, i just cut her talk mid way and said i want to kiss u, leaned forward and locked lips with her,no resistance from her as we kissed deeply for almost 15 minutes straight. From that time,my bed became her comfort zone. Marathon sex was everyday thing etc

can u elaborate more on this your technique pls