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op this is naija o, u can't just walk up to a girl and tell her u want to f**** her. she go pour you hot water o.

kenddys:
I one toast this girl
can't get my lines straight help a brother

please that ilegend lady I won't download that book so please don't comment!

hahahahahaha. that part of you saying you won't download that ilegend Ladies book, got my ribs cracking.

Apple2:
Mark Angel's comedies are not funny to me but I admire their courage to keep up

I also think they should allow her to grow hairs maybe she will look more beautiful to produce beautiful comedies

I thought its just me. I don't find them funny at all esp. the Emmanuela self

Pavore9:
The real small girl with a big God.

hahahahahaha hahahahahaha. this is rib cracking

100% accurate

Bsuedu:
Too much singing for me.
At one point in the movie, I started treating the musical selections as intermissions.

hahahaha. guy belike say you no too like music

daryoor:
film that they will just be singing like somebody they swear for

guy if you don't enjoy that movie I wonder which one you will enjoy

please this movie is more interesting than the titanic. if you haven't watched it please do cos it will inspire and motivate you.you can sit and watch it with your family.i recommend it for every one not just movie lovers. thankx

punisha:
U need to upgrade your 2mb brain. Not everyone is a low life like u here on Nairaland. only people who depend on govt are broke yen yen yen... Govt owes people to the tune of billions for executed and unfinished contracts such people are broke Abi?

U admit you r stingy. Mbok it is worse than being broke, but I'm glad u have taken a bold step to identify you got issues.
U are a sex starved urchin.
Suddenly u r telling us it's humility. Go and take several seats. Get a job and be able to top up your Phone And stop making excuses. Stop bombarding girls with sex talks, be more interested in their welfare. If her B-Day isn't past go and be a man pay for the photo section, make her day and stop being a coward. We'd love to see how u made her day Mr relationship coach.

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punisha:
U need to upgrade your 2mb brain. Not everyone is a low life like u here on Nairaland. only people who depend on govt are broke yen yen yen... Govt owes people to the tune of billions for executed and unfinished contracts such people are broke Abi?

U admit you r stingy. Mbok it is worse than being broke, but I'm glad u have taken a bold step to identify you got issues.
U are a sex starved urchin.
Suddenly u r telling us it's humility. Go and take several seats. Get a job and be able to top up your Phone And stop making excuses. Stop bombarding girls with sex talks, be more interested in their welfare. If her B-Day isn't past go and be a man pay for the photo section, make her day and stop being a coward. We'd love to see how u made her day Mr relationship coach.

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Here we go landers,no stress; Have you ever wondered why the man with whom you had a great relationship didn’t marry you, only to find out later that he married his next girlfriend ?
Welcome to the world of men!
It’s not fun to find that out. The difference between men and women is that men don’t fall in love … they decide to love and become ready for marriage based on these 3 factors:
1. The right timing .
You know they say timing is everything . Well, that’s an understatement for men. Timing is the only thing to men. You may say, “I get it but what does timing mean to a man?”
Real men base their decisions on facts, not feelings. They need to know their goals are on track. Men need accomplishment and cannot sleep at night if they don’t know where they’re going.
It’s a simple equation. Once they know where they’re going, they decide whom they’re going with . There is no other way and this can save you a lot of heartache because it’s not about you. This leads to factor number 2, which is about you.
2. The knowledge that he can give you a better life
Real men ask themselves this one simple question when they meet you: “How can I make her life better than it is now?”
However, boys do not ask this question and will waste your time and then tell you later, they’re not ready for a relationship.
If the answer is no, then there’s no deal . Men know that a woman can only be in love with a man she looks up to. These men won’t marry until they are in a position to do so. They have to be able to make your life better.
Boys will just let you take care of them. Watch Chemistry To Commitment to fully understand a man’s calculator.
3. Their maturity level
This is the most frustrating factor because men can go years or decades without it , then suddenly have it. Which explains their sudden decisions when they are ready. Of course, it’s not a complete mystery.
Look at his family life. Are his parents together? What’s his relationship to his mom? It’s a sad but true fact that people raised in single parent homes don’t know how to marry. They’ve been taught to go it alone.
Fortunately, we are not set in stone. However please be aware that uphill battles are not a lot of fun. The price of maturity is experience, which is why timing is so important. It’s easy to tell what makes a man marry you.

,here I am interested in studying sociology.searched and found this. is this op.still alive? if she is I would love to know more and know what she is doing with the degree.

chai, op na watin we do u na.

clive2u:
its almost everybody bro

do girls experience this too?

clive2u:
For guys If ur scared whenever you see a girl just know that you're inlove with her

hmmm. I thought it was a personality thing.

Magnifik18:
Isn't it 70 × 7 times ? Keep forgiving her ooo Christian brother

Pls play the song "deep and wide" on your wedding day... no be only virgin... LMAO

Virgin that has taste for married men. SMH

Please close this thread, you got enough wise advices in 2017 to last you a life time.

Be a man and stop this dull NONSENSE.

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Magnifik18:
Isn't it 70 × 7 times ? Keep forgiving her ooo Christian brother

Pls play the song "deep and wide" on your wedding day... no be only virgin... LMAO

Virgin that has taste for married men. SMH

Please close this thread, you got enough wise advices in 2017 to last you a life time.

Be a man and stop this dull NONSENSE.

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frankmoney:
exactly , it works Everytime

all right then, am going to give it a try

frankmoney:
girls love someone who is interesting , Have you not ever wondered why girls some people love never love you back? Have you ever wondered why some show a girl love, show her how much you care for her but she still never returns their feelings. The more you show her you are seriously in love with her the more she withdrew from you .It's because she has become sure. Sure that you like her, you are no more interesting again. You are like a movie she watched from the end.

so in essence guys should adopt the push- pull method. let her think wat is going on.act interested tuday and disinterested the nxt

frankmoney:
Op let me educate you , Never , I repeat never ask a girl out until you are sure she loves you and by love I mean she is head over heels for you , a woman's brain is wred differently , once she is sure you like her and you have started responding to her green light she shuts you out . She feels there is nothing interesting about you anymore , the best way to get a girl you like is to confuse her perception , act like you like her today , and don't give a damn 2moro and the next few days , she would be totally unsure of her place in your life and would try to win your attention without you even doing anything , w
hy do you think girls fall for guys don't care about them

sir you seems to know what you are talking about.can you throw more light on it.

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Smellymouth:
No chills.

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OtemSapien:
I want to keep my virginity o

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Dead men tell no tales

Good day landers. In my short time spent here, have heard some folks complaining about being cheated and i looked into it and found out that christians are actually cheated. i wish the mods or whoever thats in charge of this forum should look into it.
You created Islam for muslim which is not totally wrong BUT WHY ARE YOU TURNING DEAF EARS TO CHR
ISTIANS WHO ARE PLEADING FOR THEIR OWN SECTION.and you did it in a way that if i want to comment in a muslim thread i would have to deny my religion. please
Are you a pheroah of some sort? dont you know the majority of landers are christians? what are you afraid of?. do the right thing. THANK YOU.

this guy is just lieing anyhow.

i have noticed dat peter's fans here are like chelsea fans, full of hate and insultive. and those mumu people dat thought psquare blew because of their dance are thinking from the bottom side of their brain. what do people look forward to?their dance or their songs?what gives them awards their dance or their song? what do the old and young do most their dance or their song? come make una pack well o.

The Igbo people say: 'he who finds a wife has found a good thing; Thats from the bible not igbo people

hmmmm.

ItalianWine:
Where in Romans are you reading?

Shall we just follow thee blindly to the grave without knoweth what you are preaching?

i tire o.

in christ there is no bad guy or good guy,but a new creation. u are different from the world.any lady(humanbeing) that does not want to be treated nicely but like aggresive people that looks down and only wants to take advantage of her,is not mentally sound.

if u dont like ur own stuffs who will