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 Romance › Re: Romance Section And Fake Females. by Danhumprey: 10:27pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Andy790: Smart guys dont need to know this...How do you catch them,Mr Smart guy? Care to share the tactics you use to catch them? |
| Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Flaunts Thin Figure While Modeling Her Lingerie by Danhumprey: 9:29pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
dechandel: I don't want you to believe it  |
| Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Flaunts Thin Figure While Modeling Her Lingerie by Danhumprey: 8:20pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
dechandel: Her skin colour 
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| Culture › Re: Name This Soup And Win An Instant Prize by Danhumprey: 6:24pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
dechandel:Why do you like pushing out your tongue in every comment? I will cut it off one day! |
| Family › Re: Is It Wrong For Parents To Display Affection In Front Of Their Children? by Danhumprey: 5:54pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
There is really nothing wrong with that. But African parents are the super-shy. They will make it look like displaying affection in the presence of the kids,is a taboo. I wouldn't mind me and my wife showing affection in front of the kids,though there must be a limit to such acts. 2 Likes |
| Culture › Re: Name This Soup And Win An Instant Prize by Danhumprey: 5:47pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
dechandel: I'm takenHian! Na wa for you o!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Am In Police Cell Because Of Her!!! Somebody Helpppppp!!! by Danhumprey: 5:46pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
dechandel: If only the 'w' would even give the op some mental sanityHa! You never can tell. Add more 'w'. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies What's Your Say About Guys/men Who Wear Pants? by Danhumprey: 5:41pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Ekiseme: Cooler than thermocool a.cYou just spoke my mind. I don't feel comfortable wearing boxer. 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Am In Police Cell Because Of Her!!! Somebody Helpppppp!!! by Danhumprey: 5:26pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
dechandel: MchewwwwwwwwwwwwwThat 'mtcheeww' never do. Increase am. Add more 'w'. |
| Romance › Re: Why Must Guys Have Sex With Girls Before They Marry Them? by Danhumprey: 4:08pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Why do girls love spending guys money when they are not married? 34 Likes 2 Shares |
| Education › Re: I've Gotten Admission Yet My JAMB Status Displays "No Admission Given Yet" by Danhumprey: 4:07pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Bro,you are not alone on this. So many people are having this issue. I really don't know what you should do. But just pray. A miracle might happen. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 1:58pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
[quote author=SailorXY post=/post/26830301]hopefully, this Rooney debate won't stretch beyond this page tho[/quote]You can never be so sure. Once the debate start,it will go on hyper drive and before you know it,we are in the next ten pages. |
| Family › Re: What Was Your Nickname As A Child? by Danhumprey: 1:17pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
[quote author=lynpetra post=/post/26827118]mkpurumma,that's 'seed of beauty',not that i was beautiful tho.It was just a teasing name to make me laugh as i hardly laugh a s a child.Got this rat like angry face all the time.[/quote] |
| Education › Re: Most Underrated Courses In Nigerian Universities by Danhumprey: 8:33pm On Oct 02, 2014 |
zappyj: How can someone study Integrated science for 4 years in a university?Are you kidding me? Integrated what? 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Most Underrated Courses In Nigerian Universities by Danhumprey: 8:32pm On Oct 02, 2014 |
zappyj: How can someone study Integrated science for 4 years in a university? |
| Family › Re: Any Woman That Cant Satisfy Her Husband Sexually Is Highly Irresponsible!!! by Danhumprey: 7:33pm On Oct 02, 2014 |
It is a man's responsibility to satisfy his woman sexually! End of discussion! But that isn't a license for the woman to just lay like a log of wood on the bed,while the man is sweating himself out,trying to satisfy her. She has to participate,be innovative and daring in bed. Not dull and boring. |
| Family › Re: Any Woman That Cant Satisfy Her Husband Sexually Is Highly Irresponsible!!! by Danhumprey: 7:30pm On Oct 02, 2014 |
Bwuahahahahahahahahaha! Una don come again o! |
| Family › Re: Any Woman That Cant Satisfy Her Husband Sexually Is Highly Irresponsible!!! by Danhumprey: 7:29pm On Oct 02, 2014 |
alutacontinua: I agree!You no well! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Danhumprey: 10:16am On Oct 02, 2014 |
homesteady: hey broo chill..... we all know Chelsea is your main clubBwuahahahahaha. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Danhumprey: 10:14am On Oct 02, 2014 |
coded01: We are waiting...Okay nau. Make we see! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Danhumprey: 10:08am On Oct 02, 2014 |
Dhellake: Coming from a Man Utd fan that frequents barca thread more, I laugh in SwahiliSo? Beside,I rarely frequent their thread anymore like before. |
| Romance › Re: Signs That You Are In The Friend Zone And You Dont Even Know It! by Danhumprey: 7:09am On Oct 02, 2014 |
Amusaopeyemi: That is one of the many lies we tell to keep you pipu in the friendzone, if we like you we like you, if we don't we just say "let's start as friends first and see how it goes later"Good! I've learn something new! Thank for exposing one of those lies you girls tell. |
| Romance › Re: Signs That You Are In The Friend Zone And You Dont Even Know It! by Danhumprey: 6:51am On Oct 02, 2014 |
Amusaopeyemi: I happen to have known this great guy for four years now, he didn't ask me out all the while I was open to a relationship o, just last week he now strted telling me "I love you and i'll like us to be more than friends alone" on BBM.I don't get you. I thought you girls like it when stuffs like this don't step by step? I mean,most girls will to start out as friends first before gravitating toward a relationship. What are you saying? 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Danhumprey: 11:21pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
homesteady: exactly! Most of them are fans of other clubs that barca have been dealing with since time immemorialI've always seen that Dhellake guy as double agent of the two clubs,ready to jump ship at any sign of poor performance from any of the two. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Danhumprey: 11:18pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
dmcdad: I had to unfollow that thread because no one was posting on the thread. Very boring. Once on a while cable and/nomski blah blah blah would post one thing and that's the end. Most of them ain't even fans of the club. They (most of em and not all) are just fans of certain players in the club.You hit the nail on the head! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Danhumprey: 11:07pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
nitlad: First decent opposition and the wänking separatists got torn apart. And that's without Zlatan. What happens when the big boys storm the yard, annihilation?Ha! Correct annihilation! Imagine,Zlatan didn't played. Ezequel Lavezzi didn't played. Thiago Silva didn't played. Imagine what will happened when those players are fit for the return leg? |
| Romance › Re: Guys, How Do You Deal With The Ladies' Mood Swings? by Danhumprey: 9:38pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
Sarimah: Jst flow with her..You are just trying to give an excuse for your unnecessary/annoying mood swing. Smh! |
| Romance › Re: Guys, How Do You Deal With The Ladies' Mood Swings? by Danhumprey: 9:36pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
IGNORE THEM! Just bone them! Believe me,they will panick and it's they who will sort out their useless and annoying mood swings/tantrums. Girls/women love attention and will do anything to get it. And when she see you ignoring her,she will wise up! 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Any Woman That Can't Cook Is Highly Irresponsible. by Danhumprey: 9:23pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
xoxogirl: even u??Yes! Even me! What's 'archaic' in that? What make it an 'archaic advice'? Mark my word! I will drill it into my daughter(s) head either directly(during father-daughter conversation) or indirectly through their mother(my wife) that it is her(their) responsibility to cook for her man/family! And when I say 'man',I don't mean any random man/guy! I mean,her legally married husband! Not even her boyfriend or fiance! She ain't even supposed to be living together with any man except her legally married husband and whom it's her RESPONSIBILITY to cook for him! Accept it or not,it is a woman's responsibility to cook for her man(her legally married husband) and her family! Unless,when the woman is tired,sick or incapacitated(heavily pregnant),should the man help out with the cooking. But the man helping out with the cooking at such times doesn't automatically make it his responsibility! From time immemorial,it has been the responsibility of the woman to cook for her husband/family! Deal with it! 5 Likes |
| Family › Re: Any Woman That Can't Cook Is Highly Irresponsible. by Danhumprey: 9:10pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
Karleb:Bro,seriously I dey vex! I'm tired of seeing lazy girls/women who can't cook,trying to justify why they can't/don't know how to cook. |
| Family › Re: Any Woman That Can't Cook Is Highly Irresponsible. by Danhumprey: 8:18pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
Cooking is a woman's responsibility! Like it or hate it. Agree or disagree. That's your problem! End of discussion! If you don't like it,go and die! Just have it in mind that cooking is a woman's RESPONSIBILITY to her husband/partner and family! 1 Like |
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