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Adaobi12: Danny,me and u no get wahala. Na my in- law u be. (u get wat i mean) when u beep u,u cum online. Bt wait u 2 like gist oh.

lynpetra: I would make sure I don't cross ur path on NL.

Caracta: Buhahahahahaha. Abeg, don't let me choke.

Adaobi12: Choi, lyn,ozugo. Its betta to ignore people like dis. Its ok.he/she,aint worth ur time. Hope say typhoid don free u?

lynpetra: But its true na....
Lynpetra:chiefim,(goes out of the bed),so you have decided not to die,abi?Did u realise that our last position na spider man,yet no heart attack!
Chief;But my baby,this young pointed bressst,ur well rounded hips,can only make me younger my love....
Lynpetrakneels down)BIko I am tired!(breaks down into tears)When u proposed,I was thinking you would die sooner than expected,biko,let me go...I no marry again....I tot it wud b easy,nnam a to kwam ato...."






Loretta,na u I dey crack this joke for ooo....Enjoy!

Monstertrucks:

lynpetra: No mind that guy.Even Redbenson no go talk this shit.There shud be a limit now.I no joke,this kind guy,woman wey marry am,make him no waste her time.Kill am,pour acid to melt am,throw am inside suckwaway,that's it oo!Even god go say,"oh this my daughter,make I add more 10 yrs to your life,you do Well...."

lynpetra: See,na guy u be.You be fool!I get ur time dis afternoon,any how we go abuse ourselves,God punish u there.Upload ur pics make we abuse ourselves.Bastard!I dey wait u to upload because I want make NL rate us for abuse.God punish u again idiot.If na woman you be,make ur toooootooooo rot there.

rioemmanuel: Get dat BMW double exhaust ride first..Thats CLASS..u know someone said shes a young lady with CLASS .

Before you send her any PM,go through your previous posts,if its something u can write home about,then its an added advantage.

How many females are you following?,if they aint upto three(3)..then you are on the right path.

OH! Your moniker...mayB she can consider you,i cant really say;P.

Are you an undergraduate?If yes,come after her after your convocation,she might wait .

Wishing YOU GOODLUCK!

xynerise: You cant be my son-inlaw, never! Over your dead body

experimentist: bro.... Why r u making me scared na?



I no she got class but she ain't lion pls...frm d dream we both had, she's easy-going, sweet and adorable.. Abeg no mek me fear o!

xynerise: She is an adult

experimentist: @Jay bee... Chei, na work be dat oh... Shei I fit use pidgin write am

xynerise: Her E- father

xynerise: You are late

experimentist: Though I've never seen her before, I know she's on of a kind. I like the way she talks, the way she walks (I can imagine)... She's go height (average), slender and fair in complexion (abi na lie?). I can't believe I saw dis sweet girl in my dreams lasnyt and that's when I knew we both have something in common.. We had great fun together, I saw us watching movie @silverbird cinemas while eating popcorn and she rested her soft sweet head on my dry chest.. We talked about many things, how I like how comments on Nairaland, her contributions in the romance section. She told me she's not married and that she don't mind having me as her husband some day and I also wanted her to be my wife

After the movie we decided to go home, as we got out I pressed the button on my BMW double exhaust ride (I forgot the model and I no even get car for real life o, na legedez benz I dey use) I accompanied to the passenger's side, opened the door and she sat in gently then I kissed her on cheek and went in to drive.. In no time we are at my house, we both headed straight to the shower, took our bath together and straight to bed we went... Before I knew it, I woke up in my caban all wet and sweaty, nepa light no even dey sef na which kain wahala be dis na I cried profusely! That's when I knew I have to get the sweet NL babe, Caracta, no tell me say u don marry oh cos I go vexxxxx..


Oya mod, na FP sure pass

Abu Mikey:

They prolly got some important real life stuffs to do.

But Mukina2 is off, Semid4lyf probably busy, what about lordZOUGA.

I guess most of y'all don't know lordZOUGA is a superMod.

Nonso23: statistics:
People viewing: 100%
male viewers: 1%
female viewers:99%

Later you all will be saying marriage is not important to you. Don't derail by attacking this post o please....

yemi2plus: Though, our paths has never crossed on Nairaland, I wish you all the best marriage has to offer. I pray God gives me a Good and Beautiful wife like you when am ready to marry. Mynd_44 what are you waiting for? 44years old and still counting.

Lilimax: hmmmm...we are just happy for her. If you rejoice with someone, yours will come.

xynerise: Just imagining the fate of the ''(f)'' viewing

Lilimax: Happy married life. May God bless your marriage.

lorretta u: No time for haters
Who are you to tell others how to live their lives?

Oversabi.
Pls get your twisted self away from this thread if it makes you unhappy. The pics are for those who asked for it. No one even knows of your existence until you decided to come make a nuisance of yourself now.
Don't quote me again. I'm done with you

lorretta u: And facebook too
And instagram
And whatspp
Bbm
Name it. What's it to you?