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Romance › Re: I'm 24 And Still A Virgin! by Danhumprey: 9:09am On Dec 11, 2013
[quote author=ms_pee]Ask me o. She could even be an 'm' in an 'f' clothing searching for a 'prey'. angry

Ejim blessing, as you can see, we are not interested in your advert!! angry[/quote]Why haven't you replied my mail? sad
Romance › Re: I'm 24 And Still A Virgin! by Danhumprey: 9:02am On Dec 11, 2013
[quote author=imsu.boi] I'm not against you keeping your virginity for your future husband sha..



But I have some simple questions for you.


[size=60pt] WHO ASKED YOU? [/size] undecided undecided

Is that how jobless you are?
I thought virginity is something you keep between yourself & your creator.
So you'll just come here, open up a thread & start advertising yourself? undecided

I know you're stoopid sha.
But Are you [size=50pt] that [/size] stoopid?


After these lines,

I've come to a conclusion.


Your brain dey shake. You need to be chained and bundled to either yaba left (Lagos) or rumuigbo (PH)


Ode
angry

Don't bother quoting me.
angry[/quote]You've just said my mind. The OP is pretty confused. She claimed she is not advertising herself,what then is she doing? undecided


You're a virgin? Fine! Congratulation and keep it up! smiley


It's something that is suppoose to be between you and your Creator and your future husband when you eventually get married. You didn't have to come and broadcast it to our face. undecided
Romance › Re: I'm 24 And Still A Virgin! by Danhumprey: 8:41am On Dec 11, 2013
Cold faya: Now these 2 lines got me. Pure n unadulterated. Do u aff nafdac number??
Lol... grin
Romance › Re: I'm 24 And Still A Virgin! by Danhumprey: 8:39am On Dec 11, 2013
Dumb: Don't mind those fake guys on dis thread.I'm 27 a graduate with a steady job,you're my dream girl can we be friends(08036267796-Desmond)
See application for tender. Bros,easy na. grin
Romance › Re: I'm 24 And Still A Virgin! by Danhumprey: 8:34am On Dec 11, 2013
jay bee: I wouldn't if i was single. Ain't got no time to be a teacher

The satisfaction derived from being a virgin should only be appreciated by a future husband who is also a virgin.

Of what use are you keeping yourself for a man who has been around the block?

Btw: never do anything in life so the next person can appreciate you. Do things because you have strong values and let these values define your person
The boss has spoken! grin
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 5:55pm On Dec 10, 2013
[quote author=god_of_music]Don't mind that geh bro, besides. . . She's apologized wink



#TeamGOM[/quote]Okay. If you say so. smiley
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 5:40pm On Dec 10, 2013
sanb: That's nice.... cheesy
Sanb,what exactly happened? What did Druídella said about me? smiley

Oh! She said I'm an asss licker? Just for appreciating fellow Nlanders who have contributed to the growth of this section,she started calling me name? smiley

You know how that feels?
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 1:37pm On Dec 10, 2013
Alutacontinua

If I start writing about this young lady,I might have to compose an entire epistle.

But I would just say that I think she and Andyblaze are cute to be together. cheesy
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 1:31pm On Dec 10, 2013
Teespice

From what I have noticed about her,she seem to be an introvert to the core. Insult her all you like,it won't get to her as she would calmly ignore you. embarassed

I remember when she had a face-off with Lirusehn,where Lirusehn keep insulting her,saying she was ugly,even though he claim that was his honest opinion. That was when I first noticed his somewhat sadistic nature. Teespice calmly and respectfully ignore him,even when she replied him,she didn't attached insult. From that day,my admiration for her,grew to a large extent. smiley

She is generally withdrawn and like keeping to herself,atleast that's what I noticed. I maybe wrong though. wink
Romance › Re: Guys When You Act Too Desperate Its A ''turn Off'' by Danhumprey: 1:00pm On Dec 10, 2013
Iaz93: Ladies act the same way too. I hate it! Damn! angry
grin
Romance › Re: Guys When You Act Too Desperate Its A ''turn Off'' by Danhumprey: 12:51pm On Dec 10, 2013
fijiano202: Wait ooo,Onila ur matter dey critical oo,last week Na yoruba girls offend you,this week na guys desperation.wetin be ur own self,it seems single life no dey work for u at all,i fort help u but me no be model u self no be model,if both us jam na product like obasanjo we go get
ROTFL....... grin
Jokes Etc › Re: See What Bad Breath Caused!!! by Danhumprey: 12:42pm On Dec 10, 2013
Wazzar is here! grin


Bro,if this make Frontpage,be assured that the solution to your friend's problem is at hand. cheesy
Forum Games › Re: How Good Re U With Names. by Danhumprey: 12:32pm On Dec 10, 2013
Damilola
Forum Games › Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by Danhumprey: 12:22pm On Dec 10, 2013
Extant
Romance › Re: Things Your Spouse Does That You Dislike by Danhumprey: 12:13pm On Dec 10, 2013
Adaobi12: I hate nothing about him,but he hates alot about me. He hates my job, mode of dressing. Above all,he says i too dy economize. Anyway all na past nw. Already adjusting well 2 singlehood
You don't mean it. sad
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 12:01pm On Dec 10, 2013
[quote author=god_of_music]Go and Die angry



#TeamGOM[/quote]Oh really? undecided
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 11:59am On Dec 10, 2013
lynpetra: Danhumphery

Another guy I dey eye.Anyway,he is intelligent.Danny hardly exchange bad words with people.He is matured and wud easily caution an offender.Dan is intelligent too.I love reading his posts.He can be mildly funny.Dan please can i give u a peck on the cheek? wink
I'm blushing. embarassed
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 11:50am On Dec 10, 2013
Abu Mikey

Mikey,together with Homesteady,Kslib,Dannylux,are four guys I won't forget in a hurry. They're friendly and easily blend with people. smiley

Their comments are usually short,few but straight-forward. They have a lively attitude that you can't help but notice. cool
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 11:43am On Dec 10, 2013
ITbomb

I don't even know why I'm mentioning this guy. grin

But seriously,he is a funny guy. If you have known him well enough,you would find out that there is something about his personality that keep you drawn to him. His comments are sometimes funny and sarcastic,but if you can look and read deeper into them,you would understand that there are alot you can gain from them. cheesy

If he advise you,be sure he has your interest at hand. Though atimes he is playful and do chat dirty,but that's him for you.
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 11:34am On Dec 10, 2013
Yield

This is one lady you just can't ignore,try as hard as you can. Though atimes she likes being alone and an introvert,you just can't ignore her. embarassed

Her comments are always mature and believe me,whenever you read them,you stand to gain alot from her. She is a no-nonsense person,who can't stand s.tupidity. You may think she is arrogant,but just an encounter with her will change your impression about her. smiley
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 11:27am On Dec 10, 2013
190 grin

Love him or hate him,he doesn't care. He is somebody with alot of talents all rolled into one. He can make you sad and he can make you happy at the same time. He can make you cry and he can make you laugh and smile with his jokes. grin

He,together with Mr.Cork and Andyblaze are like a tripod stand. They make this section lively and funny with their jokes and occasional display of s.tupidity and that's why most of the ladies just love them. cheesy
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 11:20am On Dec 10, 2013
Nomski0

A friendly and talented young lady,passionate about what she does. Though she is less active these days due to being busy offline,but she do breeze in here from time to time whenever she is less busy.smiley

Her comments,though short and few,are filled with nuggets of wisdom. She and Vivly are like an inseparable pair.smiley
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 11:14am On Dec 10, 2013
xynerise: What is my reward?
Ask Sanb. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 11:01am On Dec 10, 2013
xynerise: Keep what up?
Your friendly,funny attitude. cheesy
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 10:24am On Dec 10, 2013
Lynpetra

Like her or hate her,she doesn't give a flying saucer. You just have to like her. She can be friendly with you if you are friendly with her. She can joke with you. She can go dirty with you if you want to chat dirty with her. She don't care who you are or who is watching. That's why many people like her. When she drop a comment,just know you would learn a thing or two from it.

Keep it up! smiley
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 10:17am On Dec 10, 2013
Xynerise

Ever since I got to know this man,I must confess his personality has tend to keep me on the edge. His friendly,jovial and cheerful personality make me tend to wonder if he was truely born on this Earth or from another planet or maybe Heaven itself. cheesy

Even as a family man,he never ceased to make whoever come his way to smile. He is fun and friendly to be with. His wife Skydeep,must be a happy,proud and lucky woman to have him as a husband. His posts are educative and humorous. smiley

Keep it up Mr.Antelope.
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 10:04am On Dec 10, 2013
Lorretta U

The lady behind this moniker aptly personifies a friendly and jovial human being. I don't know if that's how she is in real life,but most time,our online personality is a clear description of our offline personality. I remember,I once had a little face-off with her over a post Ogugua made,which I quoted and commented on,but which Lorretta mistook and mis-interpreted and said something which I didn't find funny. And when I confronted her over that,the friendliness and politeness with which she handled the issue,made me like and admire her the more. She humbly apologise.smiley

Ever since then,I haven't remember having a face-off with her. Whenever I read her posts,they are educative and humorous. She has a great sense of humour,that can make her enemy's heart to melt. wink

I heard she is getting married this month. Just want to wish her a happy married life. And ofcourse,the husband-to-be,must be a lucky guy to have her as a wife.

Lorretta,I hope you get to name one of your boys Daniel. wink
Romance › Re: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Danhumprey: 9:22am On Dec 10, 2013
Adaeze003: Danhumphrey I see you! Thought you were living this section grin

Mr nice guy! Never seen him fight before, if you try to insult him he might just tell you 'thank you'. Keep it up! smiley
I was trying to remain inconspicuous,but you drag me out. grin


I was thinking of leaving this section when the heat got too much,but the attraction and the comments and topics of some Romance section Nlanders like 190,Andyblaze,Lynpetra,Mr.Cork,Kslib,Nomski0,Lorreta U,Xynerise,Iaz95,Teespice,Smartie gurl,Yield,Caracta,Uj_sizzle,et al,keep dragging me back.

Though I don't comment frequently as before,but I'm here to stay. wink


Brb with my list.
Politics › Re: Madness! Akwa Ibom State Speaker Carries Mace To Social Function(picture) by Danhumprey: 3:36am On Dec 10, 2013
Sick set of human beings. SMH. undecided
Education › Re: JAMB UTME 2014: House Of Reps To Increase Validity Of Jamb Result To 3 Years by Danhumprey: 8:48pm On Dec 09, 2013
Wow! Good move! I love this. Atleast,it's good to know that there are still people who think about the poor citizens go through as regard writing Jamb. I hope the bill reach the final stage and be pass into law. cool

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