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eija74: uniuyo will resume immediately after d strike..... i heard d VC said in a live radio interview ( bush house ) she said if strike is called off,,,, dt school will resume...... i still rep BCH ( hustling for 7500)

Better get the #7,500 ready quick ooo.

Tolexander: oga, please, he won't do that again!
Am his brother, i will personally punish him and next you see him, you will say haba, habatically cos all the grammar wey he go post no go pass the dictionary.

Bro,if you really want him to be unbanned,they you've to be serious here.

Seun: The guy goes about the forum insulting everyone.

No! I disagree! Probably,you're referring to another user. Not the Abu Mikey I know. He doesn't go about insulting people. He is a lively,friendly and jovial fellow.


Anyway,I plead,unban. Whatever wrong he has committed,it won't happen again.

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Seun why is my own " thread closed" not working[/quote]We're talking something serious here,and you're joking.

WackyJ1: I came across this thread
www.nairaland.com/1528966/ten-ways-know-re-dating/
........
now to the main Koko. I myself have some traits that i like to see in what i would call a REAL woman.
1. This comes first. She is beautiful and has the right quantum numbers in the right places
2. She is honest, trustworthy and loyal
3. She respects me
4. She gives little drama [No drama, no nagging]
5. She is NOT A FEMINIST but she has a mind of her own [independent] and she's not afraid to tell it but knows when to submit.
6. She is not materialistic and knows how to manage when funds are low
7. She can cook...... Well
8. She knows how to dress and carry herself with class and dignity..
9. She is not a gossip
Fellow gentlemen this list is by no means exhaustive so feel free to add yours

What I want in my woman.

Nomski0: A female teacher,was
having a
problem with Akpors in her
class of 3rd grade.
Akpors said 'M'am, I should
b in
4th grade, i'm smarter than
my sis
& she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had
heard
enough of his complains &
took
Akpors 2 the Principal's
office.
She explained everything 2
the
Principal who decided 2 test
Akpors with some questions
that a 4th grade should
know.
Principal: What's 3 + 3?
Akpors: 6
Principal: 6 + 6?
Akpors: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy
many
questions & Akpors got
them right.
The Principal then asked
M'am 2
send Akpors 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some
more
questions & the Principal
agreed.
M'am: What does a cow
have 4
of, that I've only 2 of?
Akpors: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants
that u
have but I dont have?
Akpors: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C
&
ends
with T, is hairy, oval,
delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Akpors: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard &
pink
then comes out soft &
sticky?
The principal's eyes open
really
wide,but b4 he could stop
the
answer, the boy was taking
charge.
Akpors: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside
me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, I
get wet b4 u do. What am
I?
Akpors: Tent
The principal was looking
restless
M'am: A finger goes in me.
U
fiddle
with me when u're bored.
The best man always has
me 1st n what am I?
Akpors: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes.
When
Ï'm not well, I drip. When u
blow
me,u feel good?
Akpors: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My
tip
penetrates,I come with a
quiver
Akpors:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' &
ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it,
u've 2
use ur hand?
Akpors:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all men
have,it's longer in some
men than
others,the Pope doesn't
use his & a man gives it 2
his wife after
marriage?
Akpors: Surname
M'am: What part of the man
has no bone, but has
muscles with a lot of veins
like pumpin & is responsible
4 making love?
Akpors: Heart
The principal breathed a
sigh of
relief & told the teacher:-
'Send
Akpors 2 University, I got
the last
10 questions wrong myself!

You really do have a spoiled mind o.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..sweery m.o.d ogugua..
why did u ban Me for toasting another babe? ... Why..why....why? [/quote]Mr.Cork latest thread. I have been missing his threads ooo

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Free Abu Or else ...[/quote]Or else you will go on sex-strike,right?

Iaz93: No be fight na... I was only trying to suggest.

No one's fighting,bro. But I need to get laid!

Polio: Yo i need folks who can stuff 20k envelopes on the daily ... Looks like you are fu..cking jobless

Bloody launching silly threads here and there clogging up the forum

Did you have to open a thread for the crap you typed above?

Get a life dude, old raggedy as..s!!!

See the madman is here.

Emmy9ite: currently in Abuja. If the strike is called off today, I will be in uyo by Sunday. we will meet.

It would be a honour to meet you.

Fellycutie: will u kill cow 4me? ..anywaiz uyo is so dry... dats y I'm nt too excited coming over.bt I will come nxt wk 2 pay it

Cow na small thing na. *wink*.



Whenever you want to come,you're welcome. But don't come and pay your acceptance fee late.

BUSY BRAIN: To you(you and you) that put this thread together, I salute y'all...|I.REP.ANNEX campus|

You welcome bro. What department and level are you?

[quote author=nesta-AK]From the look of things I guess its safe to say that once ASUU call it quits we would also resume with other schools

Hoping that all issues concerning June 12 have been resolved[/quote]I hope so ooo. I seem to have this feeling that Uniuyo would delay opening until the issues are resolve.

Iaz93: Ashi! Ashi!! Ashi!!!

Over my dead body! Wetin wan carry me go meet ashi? I rather remain alone,than go and get laid with an ashi!

Shaakasi: what does it matter?

Nothing.

Oga Seun,I beg you in the name of God. Please,release Mikey. Give him another chance,please! I would take him on some 'sensitivity training' to curb whatever madness is making him to break the rules!


Please,I beg you,just release him. That won't happen again!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Seun hardly bans main accounts for that long. If he banned you for that long, you deserved it. And looking at your logs, you had it coming too.

This isn't the first "I'm sorry and I'll never repeat it again" you're writing. . . You've exhausted enough lifelines. [/color]

Please,I take God beg you. Have a kind heart,and help us plead with Oga Seun to release Mikey for us,please.

Nomski0: Awww. . What about Vivly and Abu?

Vivly is around. I haven't seen Abu as of late. Wonder where he is.

Dannylux: Keep quiet!!

Okay,boss.

homesteady: Pikin mama

Baby mama = Pikin mama. They are still the same thing. I just don't gerrit! Care to help a brother out?








Seriously,anytime I hear or read that word,I feel like spanking that celebrity,abi na 'yeyebrity's head! What nonsense? So,giving birth out of wedlock is the best option,abi?

Nomski0: Hehehehehe

How far? Missed you ooo.

CastingCrowns: Green lights are shown when she always wanna talk 2 u,spend time with u and do things just to be in ur company...she tries to let u know she is available if u come calling

Same goes for guys. Imagine if the roles were reversed,only then would you understand how we guys feels.

Dannylux: LOL! being bold enough to ask a guy out isn't enough to make him like you. Just like we do with girls, you gotta make us love you and you gotta wait for greenlight before you profess your love to any guy.

Just like y'all turn us down, it goes both ways. Girls are choosy and guys are no different!

Oya,chop knuckles.

Nomski0: I hail girls that have enough confidence to ask a guy out. .
I'd just die of embarrassment.

What?? Tell me you're joking. Even if the guy is me? Oh come on! You can do better.

nbright: Thank you my brother... I don't just understand this "green light" of a thing... Are the girls traffic light?. You like a brother why not go for him?, why give him "green light" that he won't understand?. Not all brothers are expert on women affairs.

Abeg,tell them ooo. I just tire for this 'green light' ish.

Iaz93: Na lie oh... no try am oh!

Na wetin I go do now? I really need to get laid.

Shaakasi: DonjazZy

Stop winking at him! He won't even look at your direction.

But seriously,can somebody define 'baby mama' for me?

Chelsea or Man.City? Hell no! They are only gonna be selling him into slavery. He has to start from small,unless they want him to be a benchwarmer for the rest of his career.

The OP is just another Mr.Cork in the making.

redfly: Abeg na who get this picture oh?

ROTFL.......