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Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 7:02am On Nov 24, 2013

enohbong: Watz happening here!!!

Oh, I seeeEeeeee

Juz bcuz I went to buy "something" u guys Turned dis innocent thread to

Hw una dey

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Who get garri hEre?

LOL................oya wey the garri dey? cheesy

Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 7:01am On Nov 24, 2013

Fellycutie: .

My day was fine. Hope you attend service today?

Romance › Re: Omalicha:our Gold Digging Days. by Danhumprey: 6:54am On Nov 24, 2013

Booty butt chic: u are always laffin everywere no matter aw dry d comment is....hope all is well bro

And Àctually tot u said u don't frequent romance section

Don't bother. To you the comment is dry,but to me,it may not be. In this case,it was the OP and the poster I quoted that I find funny.

And yes I don't frequent Romance section but I tend to stray into this section from time to time.

Romance › Re: Omalicha:our Gold Digging Days. by Danhumprey: 9:49pm On Nov 23, 2013

wazzar: I two sentence, summarize how gold is dug in your 'gold digging days'

Education › Re: B-r-e-a-k-i-n-g News!!! ASUU Call Off D Strike by Danhumprey: 9:46pm On Nov 23, 2013

emekaanijah: first to comment

sylvar02: Meaning

Romance › Re: Can A Man Be Sincere Enough To Walk Up To A Lady And Tell Her All He Want Is Sex by Danhumprey: 9:38pm On Nov 23, 2013

sexymoma: Some guys are bold o... when i was dating ma EX and he was like won't this girl allow me get her laid!!!

Then one day when we were gisting about s3x stuff, he told me ' don't you get it, i want to phuck you'

That was how our relationship ended.

Are you still a virgin? undecided

Family › Re: Should I Commit Suicide,pls Advice by Danhumprey: 9:29pm On Nov 23, 2013

firetrap: please do commit suicide so that you can help the world by riding it of your stupidity

That was harsh na. grin

Romance › Re: Natural Girls Or Make Up Girls, Guys Which Do You Prefer?? by Danhumprey: 9:23pm On Nov 23, 2013

Natural beauty!!!!! To me, anything make-up is fake and artificial and I so hate it. angry

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Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 9:18pm On Nov 23, 2013

Fellycutie: *blushing*

How was your day?

Guys,we gotta make this thread fun.

Politics › Re: Breaking News House Of Rep Member Slump And Died by Danhumprey: 9:14pm On Nov 23, 2013

I smell something fishy!!!!!!!! lipsrsealed

R.I.P to him.

Politics › Re: $ Billion:Nigeria has no presidential material ,sorry to say-- Musiwa by Danhumprey: 9:11pm On Nov 23, 2013

Musiwa is a clown and comedian! grin

Romance › Re: Pls Advise,what Does It Take To Marry A Footballer by Danhumprey: 8:48pm On Nov 23, 2013

Iaz93: LMAO!! the OP dey craze!

As in eh!! Real craze dey worry her. cheesy

Romance › Re: Pls Advise,what Does It Take To Marry A Footballer by Danhumprey: 6:29pm On Nov 23, 2013

Iaz93: OP, I'm a footballer.
I can connect you with some friends too.

So, what kinda footballers would you like to marry?

Madman!

Romance › Re: Pls Advise,what Does It Take To Marry A Footballer by Danhumprey: 6:27pm On Nov 23, 2013

Yahaya blessing: real footballer joor

Are you freaking kidding me? You are looking for already made men? undecided

Nairaland General › Re: Can You Stay A Day Without Speaking Pidgin? by Danhumprey: 6:26pm On Nov 23, 2013

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]its pidgin u stup.id boy[/quote]So,it has turned to insult,abi?

Education › Re: Common Grammatical Tautologies by Danhumprey: 6:22pm On Nov 23, 2013

Dannylux: Interesting.. This is exactly why I wanna marry Vivly.

You say wetin? angry

Abi you missed road? tongue

Family › Re: I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating by Danhumprey: 4:31pm On Nov 23, 2013

Andyblaze: Babes u likes my way?

You know you're really sick in the head,right? angry

Romance › Re: Never Argue With A Woman Just Use Your Brains Like This My Guy by Danhumprey: 4:25pm On Nov 23, 2013

LMAO.........This is just funny. cheesy

Romance › Re: In All Honesty, Whom Will You Call Back? Romance Section Apt Test by Danhumprey: 4:21pm On Nov 23, 2013

Haba! This is a tricky question. But anyway,I would chose that of the doctor who call me to come and see my mum before she enter the surgery room.

Nairaland General › Re: Can You Stay A Day Without Speaking Pidgin? by Danhumprey: 4:06pm On Nov 23, 2013

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]I no can[/quote]Are you speaking in tongues?

R.I.P to English Language.

Romance › Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Danhumprey: 1:02pm On Nov 23, 2013

Dannyxy: Typical Naija girl.. Girl: hy... Guy: hello, how are you doing?... Girl:"gud"(as in what the heck?).. The guy still trying to keep a conversation continues.. Guy: ok. So how is your day going?.. Girl: "gud"(una dey see?)... Guy:i see... Girl:see what?... Guy:bad... Girl:kk.. At this point i go offline ---------------------------------------------------------- Two days later, the same girl hollas at me.. Girl:hy, y did u go 4ffline dah day na... Guy: ur papa, y u stay online?...

LWKMD......Oh no! Danny stop it! grin

Romance › Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Danhumprey: 12:58pm On Nov 23, 2013*

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Dannyboy couldn't munch me raw even if he wanted to cheesy

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Romance › Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Danhumprey: 12:51pm On Nov 23, 2013

[quote author=ms_pee]You are (among) the reason for this topic! angry

[/quote]You sef see am. I won't be surprised if she is under 20yrs. grin

Romance › Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Danhumprey: 12:37pm On Nov 23, 2013

Ajibel: lol it's what they assume to be Ok. And even if i'm replied with Ok, i respond with Pl

Lol....you be one serious madman. grin

Romance › Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Danhumprey: 12:24pm On Nov 23, 2013

xynerise: Another thing is the misuse of puntuations.

Someone will ask ''aw r u'' without a question mark. Instead, you will see a semi-colon(; )

Some don't even use punctuation marks at all. They would type something you think it's a question,but in the real sense,it's just a statement. grin

Romance › Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Danhumprey: 12:19pm On Nov 23, 2013

Faith93: Man and girl shd love eachoda nd chat to eachoda well..tthatss is d faiir I cud advise them i

Tell me,are you suffering from dyslexia or what? WTF is wrong with you? angry

Romance › Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Danhumprey: 12:15pm On Nov 23, 2013

xynerise: r u 1 of dem?

Don't be surprise to see these abbreviations on answer scripts from students. It has eaten deep in their systems that they even use it to write essay or letter in their exams

Exactly! No wonder we have a high rate of failures in simple O'level English language and even in university examination. If they graduate with such habits,believe me,reading their application letters would be an eye sore.

Romance › Re: Some Girls Don't Know How To Chat by Danhumprey: 12:11pm On Nov 23, 2013

xynerise: You are really a patient man

I deleted someone from my friends list because of the annoying status she updates.

What the hell is ''Eating on my mind'', ''Wedding on my mind'', ''I don't give a 4uk what you tell me''?

They will even insult someone on their status. Like ''John, you are very stupi'd''

Bloody Hell

This is exactly what annoys me most with most girls on my list! The statuses they updates are plain silly and annoying. Take for example,a girl update a status like this,"I love my boyfriend","my boyfriend cheat on me","men are dogs" Like WTF? angry

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