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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Always Tell His Ex Gurlfriend That He Love Her In Front Of Me by Danhumprey: 6:45am On Nov 14, 2013
Harbiodun775: anytime am with my boyfriend if he receive a call from his ex at the end of the conversion he will tell her he love her and later plead to me that his sorry, this is not his first time he has been doing it for long and i keep tolerating him because i love him so much but i don't think i can stand it anymore does he really love me please help undecided undecided
They say love is blind. Maybe you are blinded by love too. grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Nid Help!!! Guys Pls Read And Comment... by Danhumprey: 6:41am On Nov 14, 2013
sugarbuns: Hello friends thanx for your contributions of before. Buh dere's sumfin else. After d calls and making sure my broda settles in properly I resumed no contact. His bday came and went and I didn't reach out to him at all. I saw missed calls from him afta dat buh I wasn't wv my fone at d time. One evening he called again and we spoke for abt 20 minutes wv him trying to do catch-up, talking and laffn a lot.he den ran out of airtym and it was late. 2 days later on a saturday I got bk from work and was chilln wv my nephews I den heard voices, only for me to look out and find him in d living room wv my broda, his broda and anoda dude. My sister and her husband entertained dem we all gisted like normal and dey had to leave cus of traffic. He held my hand until we gt outside, was trying to hugg me and all. Afta dey left I sent a msg "it was nice seeing you again, stay safe". It's nw thursday and I've nt heard a word from him. Sm1 pls advice what is goin on? Shld I sit still and wait for him.
. Eeerrrrrmmm,this is serious ooooo. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Nid Help!!! Guys Pls Read And Comment... by Danhumprey: 6:38am On Nov 14, 2013
This is what happens when you fu*ck too much.
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Romance › Re: Nid Help!!! Guys Pls Read And Comment... by Danhumprey: 6:36am On Nov 14, 2013
Abu Mikey: You miss the ' D ' , Don't you? undecided
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Romance › Re: How To Get A Girl Hot And Wet Just Bysitting Next To Her by Danhumprey: 6:33am On Nov 14, 2013
ITbomb: How To Get A Girl Hot And Wet Just Bysitting
Next To Her
Hmm , this could be useful when I meet ATMC.
*bookmarked*
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Romance › Re: Whats Your Idea Of Love??? How Real Is It To You by Danhumprey: 6:31am On Nov 14, 2013
sunny t: Love is that state of temporal mental disorder in which an individual FEELS he/she believes the other confused entity has close to 100% of his/her acceptance and loyalty. As long as this individual still bows to mental retardation, he/she is said to be in love, but as soon as he/she returns to the right frame of mind that temporal feeling will become a mirage.
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Romance › Re: Your First Reaction Discovering He Or She Is Gay? by Danhumprey: 6:14am On Nov 14, 2013
Phiozy: Don't tell me everyone on NL is gay...undecided
Not everyone on Naira land is gay. angry
Romance › Re: Should I Tell Ma Father? by Danhumprey: 5:55am On Nov 14, 2013
Adaobi12: Pls i nid advice on wat 2 do.dis issue is eating me up. Ma mum died 12yrs ago. Nd she had jst d 3 of us al gals. Afta 9yrs of bin a widower ma father remarried. We nd our step mum,r lyk cat nd mouse. Nt dat we have anytin against her.bt she isnt motherly.she made our father deny us of many things. A yr ago,she had twins,al boys,nd al hell was let loose,as she nw treat us lyk we dnt belong. Ma prob is,a wk ago,i left 4 my catering class only 4 me,2 realize on ma way,dat i 4got d Gelatine we wia askd 2 bring. I rushd bk home,nd lo nd behold! I saw our family doctor,havin sex wit ma father's wife. I was shockd. Even up till now,i stil wish,its a nollywood movie. She lata came nd warned me nt 2 tel ma fada or any1. She said even if i tel ma dad,he wnt believe me which is true. Dis has bin eatin me up.am concernd abt ma fada's welfare. Dnt wana lose him. If i tel him,he wnt believe,as dia was no substantial evidence. Even if he does,his BP wil go out of control,cos he is hypertensive. Pls wat do i do? Ur candid advice is highly appreciatd.tnx.
Me too. Even uptil now,I still wished it is a Nollywood film with part 1 and 2. grin




Joke aside. The problem is,you don't have concrete evidence. If you do,you could have take up the case with some of your trusted family relations or spiritual leaders. When they go over the evidence,they could be able to report to and advise your Dad accordingly.
Sports › Re: FIFA Invites Nigerian U-17 Stars,iheanacho And Alampasu To Ballon D’or In Zurich by Danhumprey: 5:49am On Nov 14, 2013
Tolexander: PDP douchebag. Be reasonable!
That was classic. Some people don't just reason with their brain. grin
Sports › Re: FIFA Invites Nigerian U-17 Stars,iheanacho And Alampasu To Ballon D’or In Zurich by Danhumprey: 5:46am On Nov 14, 2013
DrKlever: . APC boothlicker! you are a looser. Back to topic, its an honour not just to you alone but to the entire nation. Goodluck boys!
Bro,why are you a PDP bootlicker?? See how you keep worrying yourself,trying to defend a set of people who don't care whether you exist in this country. Stop mixing Politics with Sport! undecided
Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by Danhumprey: 10:15pm On Nov 13, 2013
Nomski0: Totally.
Okay. By the way,you've got mail.



Truth or Dare? wink
Romance › Re: Can You Share Your Nudes On NL For £1million? by Danhumprey: 10:03pm On Nov 13, 2013
Dannylux: please, we don't need yours
Thanks
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Romance › Re: Shebi Young Reverend Sisters Dem Dey Get Boyfriend? by Danhumprey: 9:53pm On Nov 13, 2013
Andyblaze: if u try am i go post dat your girlfriend wey get big teeth pics here
I dare you! tongue
Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by Danhumprey: 9:47pm On Nov 13, 2013
Nomski0: Dare!

Please, I'm soooo bored. embarassed
Can I keep you company? wink
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Skeptical Of Girls That Claim To Be Virgins? by Danhumprey: 9:40pm On Nov 13, 2013
sunnydayasaba: Girls that r virgin should also stop singing it to our ears. Where tired of hearing it. I run away once I hear a girl say she's a virgin, cus their always not fun to be wit.
Spot on! cool
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Skeptical Of Girls That Claim To Be Virgins? by Danhumprey: 9:39pm On Nov 13, 2013
CastingCrowns: i cant help but notice that both on Nairaland and the real world guys are like 'hell yeah'when u tell them u are a virgin.I know with the rate of promiscuity sky-rocketing its semi justified but such scepticism must stop cause believe it or not we still have conservative girls out there that are ready to protect their virginity until u put a ring on it.so guys especially nairalanders ur cynicism must stop.
How do you want it to stop when some girls have made nonsense of this whole virginity ish? undecided
Romance › Re: Superwoman by Danhumprey: 9:36pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]... U been to london...nope...so please show respect! undecided[/quote]Why is this Mr.Cork so infatuated with London Peckham? undecided
Romance › Re: Superwoman by Danhumprey: 9:34pm On Nov 13, 2013
Khalessi: Mr cork kondo is too small....like a three years old boy. undecided
I can bet in Khal's name that Mr.Cork's small kondo can satisfy you fully. grin
Romance › Re: Superwoman by Danhumprey: 9:32pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...did I say sumtin wrong?..isn't she fat? undecided[/quote]Why don't you ask her? grin
Romance › Re: Superwoman by Danhumprey: 9:30pm On Nov 13, 2013
Nomski0: Mr Cork and Khalessi, you guys are the perfect match made in (a weird part of) heavencheesycheesy
Mr and Mrs Cork
Khal and Khalessi
I tell you. grin
Romance › Re: Swagga by Danhumprey: 9:25pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...so u had to write 20 paragraph juss to make one point?...brother do u have tribal Mark? angry[/quote]LWKMD. grin
Romance › Re: Swagga by Danhumprey: 9:24pm On Nov 13, 2013
GoodFaith: Sorry dude
I don't live in Lagos
I know for sure that the size of your house or apartment will not be bigger than my kitchen and laundry room add to together
Do you have to park your car a mile away to walk to your house
LOL, England is a small village
No disrespect
You people will say
you want garden in the back yard
You don't have the space
Hian! Why are u giving yourself headache over Mr.Cork?? Stop taking him serious. He is just a joker. grin
Romance › Re: Swagga by Danhumprey: 9:21pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-].., feels cool wearin 4 ring...next thing..he wear singlet tryin to look like Somali gangster...seriously, we giv up!.. undecided[/quote]grin
Romance › Re: Swagga by Danhumprey: 9:20pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..sweery u can't compare London Peckham to lagos (no offfense) angry[/quote]grin
Romance › Re: Swagga by Danhumprey: 9:18pm On Nov 13, 2013
Nomski0: But why 4rings, why not 2 or 6 or even 8?
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Romance › Re: Shebi Young Reverend Sisters Dem Dey Get Boyfriend? by Danhumprey: 9:02pm On Nov 13, 2013
Andyblaze: no dey derail this topic. Click on my profile u go see thread wey i create about my phone angry
Alright. I'm coming back to spoil show.
Romance › Re: Superwoman by Danhumprey: 9:00pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..too fat angry[/quote]Hahahahahahahahaha. Khalessi is too fat? That's an insult. grin
Romance › Re: Superwoman by Danhumprey: 8:10pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..but seriously..y muss u people in Nigeria always invent yo own version of everything?...we have nandos chicken restaurant..u have kolondo chicken resturant...we have McDonald's..u people have McDonuts..I giv up!. angry[/quote]You badly need to get laid with Khalessi. angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Shebi Young Reverend Sisters Dem Dey Get Boyfriend? by Danhumprey: 8:07pm On Nov 13, 2013
Andyblaze: Oboy dem thief ma phone i dey vex angry
Na who theif am? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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