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 Nairaland General › Re: Which One Is Worst? by Danhumprey: 9:27am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Oboy! Haba! Don't play with number 2 at all. Except you fit use style release the foul odour silently and praying that nobody hear it. Atleast,it would give you respite for a while still you locate a toilet or place to excrete.  |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Danhumprey: 9:22am On Nov 13, 2013 |
As for me,the years between late 2005 and mid 2008,are one of those memories that would remain ever-green in my mind. During those years,I went through hell in the boarding house. It wasn't funny.  |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Danhumprey: 9:18am On Nov 13, 2013 |
gbemies: hi nairalanders, we all have gone through different situations in life. Some of these experiences are ever green in our memory and we cant 4get d date or year it happend. D year iYou only told us the "year" you would never forget,(2011). You never told us that "memorable experience" that make 2011 special to you. Why are you cheating?? You are breaking your own rules. You've to tell us what make 2011 special to you.  |
| Romance › Re: topic closed by Danhumprey: 9:05am On Nov 13, 2013 |
pimp213: I don't have a girlfriend but I have friends that have uncountable girls they sleep with. I decided to ask them how they do it n guess what they said.. "Lie" or "spend".. The spending part is like indirectly paying for sex.. But it is actually the "lying" part that gets to me coz I want to build a serious relationship based on truth, Ladies why don't you like honest guys?? Why are u after fake guys with fake lives?? Why must my father own an airport before u give me attention?? ..my question is why are ladies all about lying or spending? It's so bad that if u want a girl all u have to do is pretend to be something u r not and she falls..Bro,you're not far from the truth. That is exactly what is going on and a greater percentage of Naija gals(about 80% )are guilty of this. They're just money conscious,thinking about how they can make a maga out of you. Though I want to believe that there are still decent gals,but they are few and far inbetween. The rest of them wouldn't mind swallowing a lie,so long as they are sure that they can make a maga out of you. Such gals have childish behaviour,and they are the one who turn nice guys into players. 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Danhumprey: 8:39am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Tolexander: leaving you to enjoy your fantasy isn't wickedness bro!But why are u praying for me to wet my trouser? |
| Celebrities › Re: “i’m Still A Virgin” – Chidinma Cries Out by Danhumprey: 8:38am On Nov 13, 2013 |
homesteady: Sorry! Sister Chidinma is my sister in the Lord!Sister in the Lord,abi? Make I hear word jor. |
| Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Danhumprey: 8:00am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Tolexander: nobody will definitely wake you up, but your wet trouser will surely wake you up after the first honey moon with her.Why are u wicked like this?  |
| Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Rihanna's $12million Mansion In Los Angeles. by Danhumprey: 7:24am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Airforce1: Na to dey analyse people life u sabi..I doubt Demelza would let this slide. I hope you're poised to recieve whatever bomb she's gonna throw at you? |
| Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Rihanna's $12million Mansion In Los Angeles. by Danhumprey: 7:22am On Nov 13, 2013 |
All these for a young gal? When would she get married and settle down? Is she the only one who would be living in that mansion? Or she's gonna be living with ghost? |
| Politics › Re: U.S. To Designate Boko Haram A Terror Group - CNN by Danhumprey: 7:12am On Nov 13, 2013 |
How many times have we been told this same news? |
| Politics › Re: Troubling Signals From Taraba, Ekiti by Danhumprey: 7:10am On Nov 13, 2013 |
These spate of bloodletting has to stop! Political power and sovereignty lies with the electorate and any aspiring office holder ought to consult with them,and not to resort to unnecessary and needless bloodletting and assassination. |
| Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Danhumprey: 7:04am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Oh Stephanie! My beautiful bride-to-be. She how beautiful you look. I hope you get to look even more beautiful on our wedding day. #if this is a dream,then please,don't wake me up!  |
| Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Danhumprey: 7:01am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Airforce1: Old mama youngyyStop hating! |
| Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Danhumprey: 7:00am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Tolexander: madam, you wanna grow young?Lol@grow young,instead of grow old. By the way,I heard women never age. How true? Please,advise. |
| Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Danhumprey: 6:56am On Nov 13, 2013 |
adaobi123: Some fine wine. I hope I can look this hot when I hit my 30/40sYou wish? I would pray for you. |
| Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Danhumprey: 6:54am On Nov 13, 2013 |
homesteady: Cute!But why? |
| Politics › Re: There’s No Madness In Our Family – Chime’s In-laws by Danhumprey: 6:50am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Now,who is mad  |
| Celebrities › Re: “i’m Still A Virgin” – Chidinma Cries Out by Danhumprey: 6:41am On Nov 13, 2013 |
adaobi123: Onila's ministry is working. |
| Celebrities › Re: “i’m Still A Virgin” – Chidinma Cries Out by Danhumprey: 6:40am On Nov 13, 2013 |
homesteady: Yea! I believe you chidinma! Tho' the news is falseJust tell me you're crushing on her! In Mr.Cork's and Khalessi's voice,"simple punny,you would not get"! |
| Politics › Re: Baraje Resigns As Chairman, Nigeria Railway Corporation - by Danhumprey: 6:33am On Nov 13, 2013 |
apple time,instead of ample time and splitter group,instead of splinter group. Now tell me,who is responsible for such magnanimous error? Mr.Baraje or the newspaper that reported the news? 1 Like |
| Education › Re: STRIKE UPDATES: Union Leaders Already Converging In Kano To Formalise Strike Cal by Danhumprey: 6:25am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Some people just don't want the strike to be called off. Not just the lecturers,but some of the students. Anyway,let's see what the outcome of all these marathon meetings would be. |
| Romance › Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Danhumprey: 8:17pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
I uploaded a pix,but it mis-fired. |
| Romance › Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Danhumprey: 6:12pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
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| Romance › Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Danhumprey: 5:37pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
A yam coming 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Men Are Not Romantic by Danhumprey: 3:20pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
shymexx: Smh at the bolded.So dumb set of people. And yet I'm supposed to believe that she is matured! A matured person doesn't know that movies are staged performances,where the actors are carrying out a written script. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Men Are Not Romantic by Danhumprey: 3:17pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
Boss13: OP obviously you must be childish. Your basis of assessment is movies. You certainly belong to the set of people who think America is heaven because of the beautiful places they allow you to see.Don't mind her. I thought she was gonna use real life situation to buttress her claims only to find out that she has been brainwashed by the foreign movies she watch. Rubbish and childish of her. |
| Sports › Re: Italy Names Squad For Nigeria Friendly by Danhumprey: 11:44am On Nov 12, 2013 |
Oboy! See squad na. But anything fit happen jor |
| Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Danhumprey: 11:13am On Nov 12, 2013 |
I saw 2 different monikers viewing this thread,vis, Jaybee.is.gay and Bleep.you.Jaybee. And I was wondering why someone would go to that extent just to show his hatred for Jaybee. 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Is Osas Ighodaro The Prettiest Celebrity In Nigeria? by Danhumprey: 10:45am On Nov 12, 2013*. Modified: 11:21am On Nov 12, 2013 |
homesteady: For those who might not know her, she was the host of the just concluded Maltina Family dancehall. She is also an actress! She is popularly known as 'Aunty Danni' by Tinsel fanShe no get b.reast. Why? 6 Likes |
| Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by Danhumprey: 10:02am On Nov 12, 2013 |
[quote author=§£xY•—•W¡†cH™]how old r u[/quote]Ayam 15yrs old. |
| Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by Danhumprey: 9:58am On Nov 12, 2013 |
Truth. |
| Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Her That I Don't Love Her Without Hurting Her Feelings? by Danhumprey: 9:52am On Nov 12, 2013 |
Harbosede02: Na 2day i knw sey fatness na diseaseErrrmmm? |
I'm not expecting her to give me heer punny 
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