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Romance › Re: Fattest Woman Have Sex 7 Times A Day To Reduce Weight by Danhumprey: 9:49am On Nov 12, 2013
Abu Mikey:


I would rather die,than mount on this shapeless lady angry

Are u for real? Come on,tell me something better. Na me know you pass. grin
Romance › Re: Where Did You Meet Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Danhumprey: 9:39am On Nov 12, 2013
I met my girlfriend in a public toilet. Any problem? angry
Education › Re: UI, ABU, Others Support Suspension Of ASUU Strike by Danhumprey: 9:25am On Nov 12, 2013
Here we go! Over and over again.
Romance › Re: Is There A Right Time For Sex? by Danhumprey: 9:09am On Nov 12, 2013
Godmother: Is there a particular time when its deemed right to have sex in a relationship? Like how long should both parties wait for it to be respectable or should you have sex anytime you feel its right, even if its one week into the relationship
Here we go again. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actress, Stephanie Linus Messes Around In New Photos by Danhumprey: 8:52am On Nov 12, 2013
Linda john: I think he dosen't knw the meaning of *mess*
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Politics › Re: I’ll Never Return To Chime Again –wife by Danhumprey: 8:49am On Nov 12, 2013
gratieao: "Nonsense. Yorubas should mind their business and leave the Chime’s alone. Yoruba mouth piece ati SaharaReporters and the charge and bail lawyer Femi Falana has succeeded in breaking governor Chime’s marriage for no justifiable reasons. I don’t know why Yorubas are bad belles and such enemies of progress. They have been trying hard to tarnish the image of the most performing minister in Nigeria Stella Oduah and Chime the best governor in southeast. All this just for Enugu international airport. Yes over 30% of the revenue of MM airport has been diverted to Enugu State. Yes Stella Oduah will keep performing regardless of the bandwagon negative propaganda from the Yoruba media. Shekina".

Amalgamation expires midnight 1 January, 2014!
With your own hand,you have succeeded in tribalising your thread. Are you such a die-hard tribalist? Stop giving yourself hypertension over another ethnic group or tribe. Do your kinsmen pay you to be fighting for them? undecided



Granted,it could be annoying to see your tribe being insulted,but there is nothing you can do,not even by engaging in an 'e-war' with other tribes.
Politics › Re: Mark Blasts Ondo Senator For Failing To Receive Him At Akure Airport by Danhumprey: 8:40am On Nov 12, 2013
Who is David Markhuh And what authority does he have to expect a fellow human being to go and welcome him at the airport? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Stare At A Guy When He's With His Woman? by Danhumprey: 8:36am On Nov 12, 2013
aanumama: They stare because they like you or thinking the babe going out with you don enter one chance especially if the guy is good looking and he's a player embarassed
Or maybe your babe is the worworish winktype and they wonder how an handsome guy dates her type grin
I believe you are one of those culprits. grin
Romance › Re: In Need Of Guy For A Serious Relationship In Benin by Danhumprey: 8:30am On Nov 12, 2013
nancyberry: hello
everyone,am in need of a medical doctor who is based in benin for a
serious relationship,could be from delta(kwale),igbo,should be
tall,handsome,a christain(born again),God fearing,a good cook,a lover of books and music and ready to love.please he should be a good communicator and should be able to express himself.
please leave your contact details i would get back to you within 24hours,only serious minded doctors who are based in benin......thanks
Milady,I think you are on a long thing! You're a searching for those qualities in a man? Just pray you're lucky to get a man with such qualities. grin


From your pix,I assume you are 30yrs and above. I'm sorry to tell you,that you must learn to compromise. You may come across a man with such qualities,but he may not be a doctor. On the other hand,you may come across a man who is a doctor,but unfortunately doesn't possess those qualities.

The question is,what are you looking for in a man? His character and qualities or his occupation? The choice is yours.
Jokes Etc › Re: Breaking News: ASUU Has Called Off Strike by Danhumprey: 8:22am On Nov 12, 2013
Longeria: Thunder fire you.
He want make school open so that him go leave him papa's house go dey loiter and lazy around in school. grin
Romance › Re: When She Demands For Sex And You're Not Ready by Danhumprey: 8:17am On Nov 12, 2013
dammyzz: my gf wants* seX buh im nt ready..now shes acting wierd wot do i do
Bro,stop falling hands and do the needful! angry
Romance › Re: Fattest Woman Have Sex 7 Times A Day To Reduce Weight by Danhumprey: 8:10am On Nov 12, 2013
Fattest woman in the world,you say? What about that "42 stone Mum"? Doesn't she fit as the fattest woman in the world? grin
Politics › Re: Coscharis Motors Unable To Provide To EFCC Bank Transfer Information To Germany by Danhumprey: 8:02am On Nov 12, 2013
This scandal is getting interesting as more and more secrets are being reveal! The end don't seem to be in sight yep.


I find very difficult to understand why people can't value their conscience and reputation enough to honourably quit or resign when they know that they are at fault. They prefer to hold on to their position like leeches,even when they know their reputation has been tainted.
Sports › Re: Golden Eaglets Have Made Nigerian youngsters Hot In Europe - Fennessy by Danhumprey: 7:57am On Nov 12, 2013
I hope they won't just come and scout for them with the hope of giving them a contract to play,only for them to be warming the bench! Let them endeavour to develop their talents more.
Politics › Re: My Abductors Asked For N100m, I Offered N1bn – Billionaire GUO Motors Boss by Danhumprey: 7:53am On Nov 12, 2013
wasak: abeg make d story continue na I. dey enjoy am o!!!
cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Left-handers Chatroom by Danhumprey: 7:39am On Nov 12, 2013
Fynestboi: re_confirm and see for yourself....... tongue tongue tongue tongue
After sometimes,you would go for surgery again for ur gender to be changed abi? angry
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Danhumprey: 7:37am On Nov 12, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Andy boy, e compulsory say You must carry your craze reach every thread? undecided

I for ask You where Danhumprey and God_of_music dey, but you nor get sense,so I nor go ask you tongue

You sleep at all last night? grin
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Danhumprey: 7:35am On Nov 12, 2013
Some Nairaland girls be like "moi beautiful","moi pretty","moi sexy",et al. But show us pix,na wahala. Rubbish! angry
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Her That I Don't Love Her Without Hurting Her Feelings? by Danhumprey: 7:32am On Nov 12, 2013
[quote author=C.Ovo]There's this girl who's been asking me out for over a month now(we've been friends for over a year),but the thing is...She's Fat&I don't have a thing for fat girls.She's Pretty no doubt but no matter how hard I try I just can't develop any atom of 'love' for her.The big tummy,huge thighs and arms really turns me off.It takes only a brave chick to really open up to a guy,the problem is:How do I tell her I'm not attracted to her 'cos she's fat without hurting her?Mature opinions please...[/quote]Bros,why you dey fall hand now? The chick like you,and she was bold enough to toast you. Just do the needful. When you jam her,she go lose weight grin grin
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Danhumprey: 7:24am On Nov 12, 2013
agrovick: Over 60 pages and I saw just a lil over 20 pictures, nl ladies disappointed me big time. All the gals wey upload come still comot the picture again make craw craw finish una left yansh which kain tin be that one? Harbosede, vickii ro, bread and tea, martha, loretta(he don tey way i dey crush for her but i no fit handle her load) and all the other ladies way put picture, una thank u very much for nt wasting my MB.
Idowuogbo how market nw? When i go c ur pix abi may i pm u?
You dey mind them? They too like to the dey form 'beautiful,pretty,sexy'. Rubbish! I didn't bother to follow the thread. I stop at page 4,since they had to it to a chit-chat thread,I decided to bail out. They are just too shy. Even some not so pretty gals,were bold enough to upload their pix,while those over-hyped,so-called 'beautiful,sexy' gals,were being shy. angry
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Danhumprey: 7:19am On Nov 12, 2013
Austeenx: [color=orange]Caro your body necessary. embarassed[/color]
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Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Danhumprey: 7:17am On Nov 12, 2013
Andyblaze: Oboy abeg u know where I fit get change use pay for t.p. Conductor dey embarass me for cele busstop as I type this one
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Nairaland General › Re: The Worst Rumour About Yourself by Danhumprey: 7:13am On Nov 12, 2013
UltimateJoseph: U must check ur ways. For people to start sharing such against u, it means ur hand is not clean or U ar bad gal
Bros,wetin be ur problem? Because she said that,so to you,she is automatically a bad gal? That's a shallow thinking. You can't just say that. Do you know her offline before you arrive at that conclusion? Remember,it's a rumour,which could be true or false. So,don't just jump into conclusion. smiley
Nairaland General › Re: The Worst Rumour About Yourself by Danhumprey: 7:09am On Nov 12, 2013
justplainpaul: Oga, why your prick dey charge? Gal never tell you say she miss u before?
You won't understand. You're free to say what you don't know. But ur statement is annoying. I don't take that as a joke! smiley
Romance › Re: I Just Found Out That My Father Was My Mothers First True Love And That Was Man by Danhumprey: 9:04pm On Nov 11, 2013
homesteady: Pastor tpia has arrived grin
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Education › Re: UNIJOS, 5 other Universities Voted For Continuation Of Strike by Danhumprey: 8:38pm On Nov 11, 2013
greatgod2012: I cant believe that after 4 months at home, some ASUU members still want to continue sitting at home.
Smh.
That's how we see it ooo. The strike seem to be fun to them. grin
Politics › Re: Jonathan Honours Bill Gate With CFR by Danhumprey: 8:31pm On Nov 11, 2013
I give up! angry
Celebrities › Re: Ese Walters Is Back! Vows To Expose Hallmark Newspaper Emeka Obasi In 24hrs by Danhumprey: 8:26pm On Nov 11, 2013
Codedrock: Lol.. I guess she is turning herself to a monster everybody should be sacred of.
I am pretty sure she is gonna expose seun osewa and mukina2 scandal very soon..
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Romance › Re: Guys Only!. by Danhumprey: 6:59pm On Nov 11, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Me just still dey watch grin

Me sef. They are just entertaining. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Sexkillz Deletes Peoples Topic?? by Danhumprey: 6:57pm On Nov 11, 2013
homesteady: Finestboi! You are on a long thing grin grin

So you never knew all this while! grin
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5points=busshy_A55banger=#me@

All this accounts are controlled by one person! And he said that he stays in the Caribbean!
Khalessi a.k.a spongeback once called him a chameleon, because his face was always changing in all his profile pictures! And he always claims that he is the person in the picture! grin grin
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