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Romance › Re: Shebi Young Reverend Sisters Dem Dey Get Boyfriend? by Danhumprey: 7:53pm On Nov 13, 2013
Andyblaze: I just wan know angry
. How market? grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Swagga by Danhumprey: 7:51pm On Nov 13, 2013
pc guru: Everybody is entitled to what they wear; i wear 4 rings; 2 rings on each finger; am hoping someone will ask me why i wear them; already prepared a lengthy and boring speech that doesn't answer the question.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Superwoman by Danhumprey: 7:50pm On Nov 13, 2013
Khalessi: ....bro you seell Fisk in nigueria? undecided
. Yes I do not. undecided
Romance › Re: Superwoman by Danhumprey: 7:48pm On Nov 13, 2013
Andyblaze: Ansa a simple kweshun. Do u shell fisk?
angry angry angry sad angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Pls Advice He Needs Clue On How To Disvirgin Is Girlfriend by Danhumprey: 7:21pm On Nov 13, 2013
scave: U dey craze dat place don cement.put bomb there
grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Superwoman by Danhumprey: 7:06pm On Nov 13, 2013
Khalessi: ....bro you seell Fisk in nigueria? undecided
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided angry angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Dating Advise Needed.. by Danhumprey: 7:04pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..sweery hangon...must u to always answer a question with a question? undecided[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Swagga by Danhumprey: 7:02pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..,.just proofs my point again..
bro look at your picture profile..why r u wearing singlet in 2013?..,,truss me ..,I giv up!
undecided[/quote]grin
Romance › Re: Superwoman by Danhumprey: 7:00pm On Nov 13, 2013
Khalessi: angry
.[quote author=-Mr Cork-]angry[/quote]There is something fishy about this 2 monikers. angry
Food › Re: What Is Velvet Tamarind Called In Your Native Language? by Danhumprey: 6:53pm On Nov 13, 2013
homesteady: I'm not hausa oh! grin I'm Edo! Just that I stay in the North cool
I hear you. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Is It Wrong For A Girl To Seat At The Back Of A Boy On A Bike? by Danhumprey: 6:51pm On Nov 13, 2013
Harbosede02: i don hear!bt warn dat dahmpuhrey guy 4 me oo.warn am..
Errrrrmm sorry. I don't usually talk dirty. Sorry for that comment. sad
Nairaland General › Re: Is It Wrong For A Girl To Seat At The Back Of A Boy On A Bike? by Danhumprey: 6:49pm On Nov 13, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Nor vex wink

Danhumprey is my guy

Oya smile for me smiley

cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Is It Wrong For A Girl To Seat At The Back Of A Boy On A Bike? by Danhumprey: 6:46pm On Nov 13, 2013
Nomski0: Whose milk factoryhuh
Why would you think I was referring to yours?

I was referring to errrrmm,Harbosede's own. lipsrsealed

I can't chat or speak dirty with you,both of us know that wink. I'm sorry if you thought it was yourz embarassed














By the way,you've got mail. cool
Nairaland General › Re: Is It Wrong For A Girl To Seat At The Back Of A Boy On A Bike? by Danhumprey: 5:20pm On Nov 13, 2013
Harbosede02: na u i ask kweshion??amebo!
Sorry. sad



Thanks for calling me "amebo" smiley
Nairaland General › Re: Seun Versus Onila: A Comparative Analysis Of Followership by Danhumprey: 5:11pm On Nov 13, 2013
Do they give prize for the Nairalander with the highest number of followers? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: jj by Danhumprey: 5:08pm On Nov 13, 2013
Emmyk: Guys often ::m::a::s::t::u::r::b::a::t::e::. undecided
You no well. grin
Nairaland General › Re: jj by Danhumprey: 5:07pm On Nov 13, 2013
Sepp360: hmmm!... Is god-of-music a Nairalander too or just an alien?
Yes,he is a Nairalander. A known troll.
Nairaland General › Re: Is It Wrong For A Girl To Seat At The Back Of A Boy On A Bike? by Danhumprey: 5:04pm On Nov 13, 2013
obayaya: well there are 2 sides to this arguement.

i dont think it's right for a girl to sit behind a guy. because a guy is supposed to protect his lady.

but then considering the backwards grinding these bike men learnt new, they can end up rubbing 1% off my lady's vital statistics.

no matter what the case maybe, my lady sits in front of me grin
Before una reach una bus-stop,the bike man go don enjoy your girlfriend wella. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Is It Wrong For A Girl To Seat At The Back Of A Boy On A Bike? by Danhumprey: 5:01pm On Nov 13, 2013
Harbosede02: wetin u talk??:-/
He said,errmmm if you both were to board a bike,he would trek than allow you b.reasts to suffocate him(if he sit in front of you) or allow your behind to be making his third leg to be nodding it head in affirmation. lipsrsealed
Nairaland General › Re: Is It Wrong For A Girl To Seat At The Back Of A Boy On A Bike? by Danhumprey: 4:56pm On Nov 13, 2013
Abu Mikey:

If na me and Slim Nomski anybody can stay at each other's back undecided

But if na me and Harbosede shockedshockedshocked I go trek embarassed

Because of her milk factory,abi?grin


Pervert! angry
Christianity Etc › Re: A Nairalander's Life Experience With Mermaids! by Danhumprey: 4:26pm On Nov 13, 2013
Rawdeal: no picture? didn't happen
Are u sick in the head? The OP is recalling past memory and you are asking for pix.


Grow up! That phrase you're using would soon fade out of Nairaland! angry
Food › Re: What Is Velvet Tamarind Called In Your Native Language? by Danhumprey: 4:18pm On Nov 13, 2013
homesteady: Samiyan biri - hausa grin
You must be a real Hausa guy. grin
Food › Re: What Is Velvet Tamarind Called In Your Native Language? by Danhumprey: 4:17pm On Nov 13, 2013
onila: echeku
Which language is this?
Nairaland General › Re: jj by Danhumprey: 3:50pm On Nov 13, 2013
Sepp360: whats the #teamgom all about?
It a group comprising of some Nairalanders who think and act the same way with god-of-music. cool
Nairaland General › Re: jj by Danhumprey: 3:45pm On Nov 13, 2013
Abu Mikey: ......and her account got deactivated again undecided

Obviously,this girl is playing with the Deactivation button. angry



The mods need to check her excesses
Nairaland General › Re: jj by Danhumprey: 3:40pm On Nov 13, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Very interesting indeed sad

I guess we should re-configure our group and this time exclude her. sad


Where are the members of #TeamMikey? huh



#TeamMikey! cool
Fashion › Re: Do You Think Wearing This Much Makeup Is Deceitful? by Danhumprey: 3:25pm On Nov 13, 2013
Ladies and make-up are an insepable pair.




I won,t lie. She look beautiful,but slightly deceptive. wink
Nairaland General › Re: Is It Wrong For A Girl To Seat At The Back Of A Boy On A Bike? by Danhumprey: 3:01pm On Nov 13, 2013
A boy sitting down at the back of a girl on a bike?




You sef think am na. Na konji be that. grin
Nairaland General › Re: jj by Danhumprey: 2:55pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=§£xY•—•W¡†cH™]pls say ur mind o...... insults are allowed


#TeamGOM[/quote]So you are now a member of #TeamGOM?






Interesting grin
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by Danhumprey: 2:41pm On Nov 13, 2013
betterbest: My wife did same... although she was pregnant as at d time of the incident, honestly, i would av done horrible thing that i'll regret today but i dont want to hit her.... i called her parents and gave them a piece of my mind...if such thing ever happen again, i'll throw her things outta my house... for heaven sake, you husband should be your crown... how could you lay your hands on someone you call your husband? this is wrong and unacceptable...Nigerian women should learn how to respect their husbands...
GBAM! tongue
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by Danhumprey: 2:39pm On Nov 13, 2013
kensto: I was having an argument with my wife over an issue which she was at fault. I angryly left the house to cool temper. I later came back and asked for my food ,she ignored me. I went to the kitchen to take my food, opened the pot to take the food. She came from where she was staying walked to the kitchen and closed the pot and then slapped me saying "how dare you touch my pot". I just stood there for some minutes wondering what i would do to her. Please tell me what to do.
Bros,stop falling hands and do the needful. grin
Romance › Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Danhumprey: 2:35pm On Nov 13, 2013
ikekings1: Huh? **checks my body temperature**.. Of course I'm ok!! You look like the guy..
Keep dreaming. It would help u. grin

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