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Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 5:04pm On Nov 14, 2013
[quote author=deejay_harry1]if u can get andyblaze to type this words, "I AM MAD, I KNOW I AM MAD, AND AM SORRY FOR BEING A NEUSIANCE NAIRALAND.. only if u can accomplish this mission, oh dear, you will have this job with straight 900 thousand naira first pay..wink[/quote]U no well. Make Andy catch you. cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 5:02pm On Nov 14, 2013
demelza: Habatically!
I did my internship in the market place where the real mad people dey stay. Those ones wey dey psychiatric ward na ajebutter compared to them.
In summarizing, I dey ready.
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Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 5:01pm On Nov 14, 2013
demelza: Abeg o!
I wan apply for nursery, vacancy still dey? ASUU don do me strong thing.
Vacancy dey. I hope you have a good CV? grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 5:00pm On Nov 14, 2013
Freiburger: I just found out that she is already among the patients we have already. We will do our best to make sure she get the best of the treatments.
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Nairaland General › Re: jj by Danhumprey:
Sepp360: thanks again!... The team isshh, weda gom or mog, is it a kinda crew somethang?...or is it a disguised cult group?....
Nah. It's just a group of Nairaland members who relate well with themselves and support those who are part of their group. If you notice,they mostly comment in unison on any thread and if u dare pick an argument with any of their members,you won't win. wink
Nairaland General › Re: jj by Danhumprey: 4:54pm On Nov 14, 2013
Abu Mikey: ^^




Awon certified Yaba Patients angry



#TeamMMM tongue

cheesy
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey: 3:11pm On Nov 14, 2013
Don Williams - I'm just a Country boy.
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey: 2:54pm On Nov 14, 2013
Nomski0: You're the first guy I know that can stand Indian movies. Even I cant stand them, 80% of them have weak storylines.
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Kslib: Hmmn!! Maybe you came across the weak one's sha but personally, i love them!!

Its all good though--- Taste differs in humans! cool
I love Indian movies too,most especially because of those interludes when they play their cool music and display those captivating dance step. wink


But most of their movies storylines are wack. embarassed
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey: 2:50pm On Nov 14, 2013
Nomski0: Shania Twain- He's still the one




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3E9u4-Rvmo&hl=en-GB&gl=NG&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dt3E9u4-Rvmo%26gl%3DNG%26hl%3Den-GB
I love this song. It happen to be one of the songs I frequently listen to. Her voice is captivating and sweet. embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 2:31pm On Nov 14, 2013
alutacontinua: grin grin grin




Then, i'll tell tpia to hug u on my behalf! tongue
Why don't you just hug him? He is 'hug-starved'. grin
Romance › Re: What Is The Latest Way To A Man's Heart:good Food Or Good Sex Or Good Character? by Danhumprey: 2:28pm On Nov 14, 2013
philfearon: Bro,You didnt say Anything!!
Well,I guess my comment didn't count to you.
Forum Games › Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by Danhumprey: 2:09pm On Nov 14, 2013
Tumble
Politics › Re: Clara Chime Relocates To Port Harcourt by Danhumprey: 2:08pm On Nov 14, 2013
slimming: Marriage for better for...
for best. grin
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Danhumprey:
embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Ali Nuhu Shares Photos Of His Family by Danhumprey: 2:01pm On Nov 14, 2013
opylas: Funny. So we cld hv Laggywood or Enugwood den *smh*
That's what I find out. Isn't the Yoruba version Yoruwood? grin
Celebrities › Re: Ali Nuhu Shares Photos Of His Family by Danhumprey: 1:51pm On Nov 14, 2013
Ellatyra: What is kannywood?isnt the guy from 9ja?and I didn't even knw he was married sef...
Kannywood is the Hausa version of Nollywood.
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 1:46pm On Nov 14, 2013
Andyblaze: what if ur hug was the only thing that could cure me
Walahi! You don madt finish. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 1:44pm On Nov 14, 2013
[quote author=deejay_harry1]if andyblaze isnt here, it aint complete[/quote]grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Psychiatric Hospital by Danhumprey: 1:42pm On Nov 14, 2013
alutacontinua: I don't mind adding you to my list too.
Ur obsession with vaseline is tantamount to craziness and needs urgent attention! undecided
grin You this gal ehn! Take time! grin
Romance › Re: Can A Broke Guy Be In A Relationship!!! by Danhumprey: 1:29pm On Nov 14, 2013
chiboy1928: I would like to know if it possible for a broke guy to be in a relationship as per having a girlfriend wen he is still jobless. Guys and ladies wat do u tink and to our ladies would u date such guy till he is able to get a job tanks.
Here in Nigeria? Verily I say unto thee that it would be easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle,than for you to find a Naija gal who would date a broke guy.



But I'm quite sure you can find such gals who are ready to date a broke guy,and go with him all the way,through thick and thin. But the problem is such gals are few and far inbetween.
Romance › Re: What Is The Latest Way To A Man's Heart:good Food Or Good Sex Or Good Character? by Danhumprey: 1:23pm On Nov 14, 2013
philfearon: eh?
You heard him right? grin
Romance › Re: What Is The Latest Way To A Man's Heart:good Food Or Good Sex Or Good Character? by Danhumprey:
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Christianity Etc › Re: General Butt Nakd, Genocidal Liberian Warlord, Spared By The Grace Of God? by Danhumprey: 1:08pm On Nov 14, 2013
I watched the documentary of this man's life sometime last year,and I was shocked. I ask my senior brother if it was real or they were just acting a movie script. He confirmed to me that it was real. What I don't know is whether the man's transformation is real or he is just putting on a show. But come on. It doesn't matter what people say of you when you give your life to Christ. What matter is that you are rest assured that your conscience is free,God bearing you witness,the Holy Spirit also bearing you witness. Don't allow what people may say to bring you down. It goes to show that God is still in the business of saving sinners. No matter the gravity of your sins,He is willing and ready to save you.
Romance › Re: What Does A Guy Benefits From Being Chaste by Danhumprey: 12:50pm On Nov 14, 2013
booqee: so many things to gain.
No headache over unwanted pregnancy.
A virgin guy will still have 100percent control over his libido, unlike a guy who has tasted sex, he will keep looking for more.
Most Virgin guys grow up to be responsible adults, not all tho its just what i think.
Important of all, you've been able to keep God's commandment of keeping yourself chaste before marriage, and God will surely reward you for dat.

But problem is i don't think they exist anymore. At least not in Nigeria. angry
Hmmmmmmm. One question,I know you are a female,but are you a virgin yourself? undecided
Romance › Re: What Does A Guy Benefits From Being Chaste by Danhumprey: 12:42pm On Nov 14, 2013
ITbomb: Seems like someone with more experiences in BJ and semen sampling is in the building
grin
Nairaland General › Re: jj by Danhumprey: 8:51am On Nov 14, 2013
Sepp360: thanks thanks!... Would have wished to ask more questions abt the same isshh, buh it myt be irritating!
No! It's alright. Feel free to ask. I would try to respond to the best of my ability. smiley
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Nairalander by Danhumprey: 7:06am On Nov 14, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..brother..seriously..how do u expect to catch babe when yo name is ohamahama?...I giv up!.. undecided[/quote]Classic bomb. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Nairalander by Danhumprey: 7:05am On Nov 14, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..bro..no offense but don't u have simply English name like Bill,Smith,Cole,Bintu?...,I giv up! undecided[/quote]grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Who Cheats More In A Relationship? by Danhumprey: 7:01am On Nov 14, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-] ..I have never cheated] angry[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Can You Share Your Nudes On NL For £1million? by Danhumprey: 6:59am On Nov 14, 2013
Harbosede02: hedoit!
grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Can You Share Your Nudes On NL For £1million? by Danhumprey: 6:59am On Nov 14, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..yes...I posted my 17 inches London on nairaland last month & it had 10 million views..truss me angry[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Can You Share Your Nudes On NL For £1million? by Danhumprey: 6:57am On Nov 14, 2013
neena adjei: Naaaah tongue
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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