₦airaland Forum

And so After the kiss,what next? Shey D'banj go marry her


Abeg,make she go find husband to marry!

Then where did he celebrated Independence Day? I mean,where did he gave his speech on Independence Day? On planet Mars?

E-love indeed! OP,wetin dey worry you Konji dey hold you?? You don see her picx to know how she look like?? Whether she is pretty or ugly?

You are falling in love with somebody you have never meet,somebody you have never seen her real picx before. Do you know whether you may be falling in love with a ghost?

Vivly: Noticed it too. She first asked of the button before modifying her post and then deactivating her account.

Good for her,but the addiction would drag her back.

I would send you a mail. Hope you can view PMs?

Vivly,take a look at the fifth post,just directly under your 2nd comment. The poster's moniker is empty. People who de-activate their account either do it intentionally,or it was a mistake,or more probably the wana test it if it realy work.

Monicasque: y?

Why because the OP is a joke. He is just a clown. Why would you take him serious?

Shey dem fit allow me make I browse for free as their Independence Day celebration gift to me?

So much for Ph.D. English language is dead already. This guy is never serious. He is just a clown! Smh.

I tell you.

Date a gal with hair? Ewwwwww. That's just gross and weird.

This guy is really mentally sick! So much for Ph.d.

I never see the de-activate button ooo. Make somebody show me na.

I thought it was merely a joke and that by midnight the legislators would have reached a consensus. So,it's true?

All these because of Religion?? It's pathetic that we have constantly allowed religion to becloud our sense of reasoning. This is religious extremism! There should be moderation. On the aspect of girls seating at the back,this is just laughable! So boys are not allowed to see girls,but girls are allowed to see boys?

#I laugh in Swahili.

Happy Independence anniversary.

Wow.....mine was Heaven on Earth. I propose to my sweetus,Popowaa on her birthday. It was a joyful day and while the celebration was on,I brought out a bouquet of bitterleaf with a locally made ring,and instead of kneeling down,I prostrated before her and with tears in my eyes,I ask her to be my wife and without hesitating,she gave me a resounding slap. And since then,the imprint left by the slap has literary re-configure my face. It just wasn't rosy nor funny at all.

[quote author=ifeanyi_ja]Turn on ur gen if no light to listen to the President live[/quote]Send me 1litre of fuel.

ITbomb: I am more confused than the OP in this one

Lol.....even you who is suppose to be our number one adviser? Come on,ITbomb. You can do better.

I heard the U.S Government has shut-down due to disagreement between the Federal legislators? Anyway,thanks to Obama for taking time out to wish us a happy Independence Day celebration.

This isn't about disbursement. This is about ensuring that the money disbursed is used well and for the purpose for which it was disbursed. We don't want to hear of embezzlement or that the money was laundered or that part of the money was directed to private pockets.

Infomizer: In geography, a day (on earth) means 1 complete rotation of the earth on its axis. You mean hell is somewhere around this globe? Explain o!

Lol......me sef wan know. OP,explain!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Please NL ladies Mr Cork is always hunting for women... Please one of u just date him please. He has ben trying for years to get a woman to like him, even if u are just pretending please for once just try and make him happy[/quote]What about you?? Are not you pretty and good enough to date him?? I give up!

Popowaa: Mr Cork i'm crushing on ur sense of humor,but i'm triple

What's up sweetie?? You got mail.

Bolushalom: Is Mr Cork good looking and single....please advise

Mr.Cork is the most ugliest being you would ever come across. Stay far from him otherwise you would experience nightmare.

booqee: and then this mods! Why haven't they moved dis topic to jokes section yet?? Pls advise .

Bolushalom: Is Mr Cork good looking and single....please advise

Everybody want advice. Then who would be the adviser?

This is what happen when people allow Religion to becloud their sense of reasoning. So much for Religion. SMH.

Shey PHCN or whatever is their new name,would give us steady 24hrs power supply today??

Otherwise,na how him want make I take celebrate Independence Day?

musiwa1l: I question the ownership of bakassi. It is wrong to believe Nigeria own bakassi. Bakassi is own by cameroon.

There is a tribe call Bakassa people inside cameroon. and there is a Bakassa mountain inside cameroon. The Bakassa people are the owners of bakassi. And they are inside cameroon.

So the world court was right in its decision. Even while this information was not available at that time. Satellite pictures shows it is not own by nigeria.

Engineer,professor Musiwa is here! And as usual,brandishing his satellite images. Can somebody tell me who the hell is Musiwa


@topic,the fact is Cameroun alone is toothless without the backing of France. It's shows that France is still actively practising Neo-colonialism with it's elsewhile colonies.

Oboy,your case na something else oooo........ Me think you have offended or insulted a ghost parading him/herself as a human being on this Forum and as a result,that ghost don jazz you. You need deliverance.