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 Nairaland General › Re: Are Dreams Real Or Just Mere Illusions? by Danhumprey(op): 10:13pm On May 02, 2013 |
ITbomb: When u dey dream of tidying a girl , dat one na illusion , clean ur mind and pray before u sleepSay wetin  Abegi! I don't believe in such traditional hocuspocus. Go confess my sins to who? Ekpo? Never! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Are Dreams Real Or Just Mere Illusions? by Danhumprey(op): 10:11pm On May 02, 2013 |
candygosh: Depends on the way they come.Feelings? Please,explain further. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Are Dreams Real Or Just Mere Illusions? by Danhumprey(op): 10:08pm On May 02, 2013 |
Ekpo again Me,i hate those masquerades big time. They scare the shit hell out of me. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Are Dreams Real Or Just Mere Illusions? by Danhumprey(op): 5:06pm On May 02, 2013 |
Explain please. How real and logical? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Are Dreams Real Or Just Mere Illusions? by Danhumprey(op): 5:06pm On May 02, 2013 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by Danhumprey: 1:52pm On May 02, 2013 |
[quote author=Spikes C..]1. What’s your Nigerian name? Ugochukwunonso 2. Were you Born in Nigeria? Born and brought up 3. Favourite Nigerian movie? in itsmodella's voice: Ain't no one got time for that shi.t But still on still, Rattle Snake 4. Favourite Nigerian song? (sing it & not add background music. LOL) For now: Ruggedy Baba part2, Chemical reaction rmx(2face), Intoxicated(2face,wizzy,jesse jags) 5. Favourite Nigerian food? Agbugbu, ofe ora 6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ? Since birth 7. What tribe are you? Igbo 8. Say something in your tribal language? Ana m achikwanu, ifulu ikwu eze m  Egbe bere, Ugo bere. Nke si ibe ya ebele should get the fvck out 9. What do you like most about Nigeria? Land of endless possibilities 10. What do you hate most about Nigeria? Tribalism, inferiority complex, religious abuse and albino monkeys banning my account 11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames? Anu a na-agba egbe, o na-ata chingom (Meat wey dem dey shoot, e dey chew gum)  12. What makes you different from other Nigerians? Seasonal Madness  13. Do you speak your language?  14. Do you speak pidgin English? Lingua franca  15. What around your house represents your culture? My native cloths 16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture? 100 Naira? Are your women soo cheap[/quote]LMAO@bolded. You know yourself. |
| Romance › Re: Farting In Front Of Your Partner. by Danhumprey: 1:41pm On May 02, 2013 |
booqee: why??Just asking. But atleast,they should ease off the pressure accumulating in ur ass-hole when u want to fart. 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: For Seun by Danhumprey: 1:37pm On May 02, 2013 |
Seun: Not true. They have met in real life.But Seun,come o. Why did u agree that Ogugua be made a Romance section Mod,inspite of d fact that her boyfriend is a Mod in dat section. Don't you know you have just given them monopolistic power 2 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: BBM: Beating Barca Mercilessly by Danhumprey: 9:50am On May 02, 2013 |
nairaman66: But this shouldn't make FP Na.. NL is loosing its relevance day in day out with pieces of trash on its FP everyday.. Op should be mindful of FP contents..Na today all this trash start to the make Front page ni Abegi! E don tey. We don conplain to Seun about this trashes tired,and im nova do anytin about them. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: BBM: Beating Barca Mercilessly by Danhumprey: 9:46am On May 02, 2013 |
Nawtipet: New Meaning Of BBM: I cannot categorically tell you what BBM means, I might say it's Blackberry Messenger, and oga @ the top say its Beating Barca Mercilessly!And it made front page? Mukina,u try wella. Na becos u don cast spell on Seun,na im make him no fit call you to order as to the useless topic that made Front page. Smh. |
| Nairaland General › Re: For Seun by Danhumprey: 10:30pm On May 01, 2013 |
190: I have no problem with seun or ogugua or even sexkillz himselfYou mean that Sexkillz and Ogugua are merely dating online,and that they haven't really met in real life? |
| Romance › Re: Farting In Front Of Your Partner. by Danhumprey: 9:30pm On May 01, 2013 |
booqee: u sef talk am..i thought so too.Do u wear G-strings or full pants? |
| Nairaland General › Are Dreams Real Or Just Mere Illusions? by Danhumprey(op): 7:57pm On May 01, 2013 |
I have been pondering on this. Are dreams real or just mere illusions we experience in our sub-consciousness while asleep? Imagine sleeping and your mind drift to some scenes portraying in your sub-consciousness,sometimes,it may be scary and frightening and you find yourself screaming as if those scenes were actually happening in real life,and that you were being harmed by some vampires you saw in those scenes. And just when you thought,nobody is hearing you screaming,you realised that you might have woken up those people sleeping around you. While,there are others that are romantic and et al. Some dreams are said to come to pass. Are dreams real or just mere illusions? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Posting Will Be Disabled For A Few Hours by Danhumprey: 7:42pm On May 01, 2013 |
OmolodMilkman93: Seun, y re u stingy wit following back piple who follow uNa so me see am o. Walahi,e dey pain me. If na Mukina open 10 account today,today, i tell u,Seun wouldn't think on whether to follow those account or not! He will follow,asap. |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 7:31pm On May 01, 2013*. Modified: 9:12pm On May 01, 2013 |
I wouldn't have been surprised if the ugly one had slapped you for not using ur head to think well as regard Sonia and the wedding. Maybe you were towering in height than him and that made him seems powerless. U only tend to think with that snake inbetween your legs rather than that rounded figure that stand atop your upright body,when ever you see an attractive girl. No wonder,you are a sex addict. |
| Nairaland General › Re: For Seun by Danhumprey: 7:19pm On May 01, 2013 |
Now,am beginning to hate Sexkillz and dat girlfriend of his,called Ogugua. Imagine,Nairaland,nay Romance section has been turned to a family affair? Imagine husband and wife,abi na girlfriend and boyfriend,being Mods in the same section Seun,are u sure you are soundly Ok at all? Otherwise,you can't keep quiet at all these complaints about ur Mods,who are biased,sentimental,tribalistic and hell bent on brushing aside anything that tries to contend with their over-bloated ego. Seriously,Mr Seun,u need to wake up. Ur Mods are actually killing this Forum slowly. 12 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag Gist Thread. by Danhumprey: 10:34am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Ishilove: Thank you dear naptu2, you are a such darling. Your wife will be one heck of a lucky woman.Why can't you just marry him,Ishi? You two seems perfect for each others. 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 10:30am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Oga Mynd,relax! Nobody will push u to the wall,cos am sure nobody will want to get banned for troilling or derailing people's thread. And please,we should all behave like matured adults. If u comment about something off-topic,and Mazi warned you the first time that he don't like it,don't wait for him to warn u a second time,cos you may not get any second warning. The next u will get is a ban. So behave! It's Mazi's thread. |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 10:25am On Apr 29, 2013 |
Welcome back Mazi. Though i couldn't get to read the updates early,but i just did right now. Good write-ups........but you keep confusing the name Sonia with Sophia. It's Sonia. Maybe u may want to correct those typos. Me think Sonia is actually Gluv01. #just my thought# |
| Education › Re: Jambites: How Was Your JAMB-UTME Exam? by Danhumprey: 3:30pm On Apr 28, 2013*. Modified: 8:00pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
What you people don't seems to understand is that you can score 100%,i.e 400,but it is post U.M.E,that will open your eyes very well. Before u start condemning me,I passed through this last year,and it was by God's help that I got the admission. Out of more than 300 Jambites who sat for post U.M.E in the school I applied for admission into the department of Economics,only 79 were given admission to dat department,of which I am one. For those of u who engaged in exam malpractices(expo),mark my word,it will catch up with u latter,if u know what i mean. As they say,anything that goes around comes around,if dat offence u commit doesn't catch up with u now,it will catch with u when u are an undergraduate,graduate or wen u get employed. Just mark my word. In order not to sound 'holy holy',I must confess,I once engaged in exam malpractice(dat was wen i was writing my O'level)and up still today,am regretting dat offence.EXAM MALPRACTICE IS BAD!!! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Share Funny Nigerian Memes by Danhumprey: 7:52pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
Bring them on!!! More! Can't stop laughing. |
| Jokes Etc › Funny Things We Nigerians Do by Danhumprey(op): 7:45pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
-We love arriving late to an occasion just because we feel others will arrive late too #AFRICAN TIME -We flash with private number. -We are very loud especially when we are speaking on the mobile phone. -We wear sun glasses at night. -We run in the rain even though we are already wet. -We answer questions with questions. -We always use 'o' at the end of every sentence. -We call every elderly family friends 'uncle' or 'aunty' -Some of us will go to South Africa for 1 week and return with American or British accent. -Our parents like to sew uniformed outfits for us and our siblings for special occasions. -We love to crush chicken bones and fish bones #Calcium things. -Our mums especially would force us to eat even if we are not hungry or when we are sick. -We love to invite people to occasions someone else invited us to. -If someone dies in Nigeria,we don't believe it's natural. #village must be involved. -Our mothers reminds us that they carried us pregnant for 9 months when we refuse to go on errands for them. -We see someone awake in the morning and we ask 'u don wake up?' These and more are what makes us unique!!! Add yours....... |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Danhumprey: 1:01pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Una don turn me to una resident cleaner abi?[/quote]Na ur job na. Abi u want make I help u? |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by Danhumprey: 5:47pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
poshdiva: You didn't love him. Come on,a guy that could pay attention to such little details is worth ur love. Such guys are rare to find nowaday. |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by Danhumprey: 5:43pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
Young po413: I missed her big ass and large pvssy.No wonder. I see. That is the reason why you dated her in the first place. Guy,u no well. |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by Danhumprey: 5:40pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
poshdiva: I miss his cookingCome on,darling. I know it's hard to think of going back to him,but it's could be worth it if u give it a try. Who knows,he may be dying within and always wish that the two of you never had any reason to be separated? Well,it's ur choice,but it wouldn't hurt if u give him another chance,after all,we are all humans and prone to commit silly mistakes. From what you have said u missed about him,he sound like the ideal guy any girl will dream of wanting to be with. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by Danhumprey: 5:35pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
purebarbie: EVRYTHINGWow. Why don't u reconcile with him,and mend old bridge? |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by Danhumprey: 5:33pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
booqee: WowNo mind am. Anyway,na im opinion,sha. |
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