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 Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Meaning Of 'OSEWA'? by Danhumprey: 7:40pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
drsolob: Before i comment i should first of all ask my oga at the top. I dnt to say something and he would come and say another thingYou must be sick in the head. You seriously dn't knw wen to stop using a particular phrase. Wat is d meaning of my '0ga at the top'  SMH |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by Danhumprey: 3:32pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
Ishilove:What nau Isn't dat the truth |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by Danhumprey: 11:18am On Apr 10, 2013 |
brokoto: have you dated your dad before?Abeg,help me ask am,brokoto. No wonder,i like ur comments. |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by Danhumprey: 11:15am On Apr 10, 2013 |
poshdiva:Are u really a human being at all. Or more especially,are u realy a female,otherwise you should know what Gee spot is. |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by Danhumprey: 11:13am On Apr 10, 2013 |
mysticgal: i must confess men are nut case,have never seen a sincere guy,except for my dad in my whole life.they cant date without sex.Really Then you must have been dating some mofos,blokos,sex-starved sex-freaks. Come on,lady,there are nice guys out there. You just have to open ur eyes wide. |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by Danhumprey: 11:09am On Apr 10, 2013 |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]**Romans** Good writing; a simple and honest narrative. Ishilove is not only a mistress of the literary prose, but also one hell of a writer.[/quote]Pls,Larry-sun,it's seems u are flattering Ishilove frequently nowaday. Or hasn't anybody noticed that? If u are having a crush on her,pls just feel free and bold to go ask her out. I'm 100% sure that Ishilove won't turn down ur advance! |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 4:03pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]  Mazi.... May the gods of Boko Haram shorten your dick if this is the only update we will get for the day. **Goes into inner room tying red wrapper to bring out smoky calabash**[/quote]Foxy,you usually made my day with ur funny,sarcastic jokes. |
| Politics › Re: Evil-Forces Working To Derail Nigeria - Jonathan by Danhumprey: 4:47pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
Jonathan,wake up! We are in the 21st century for goodness' sake. Which 'evil forces' are u even talking about? The 'evil forces' u should be worry about,are those ur clueless ministers and advisers and ur unwilling,slowness and lack of will power to fight these glaring ills plaguing this nation,like corruption,nepotism,police and army brutality,insecurity,boko haram. Mr presidents,it's time to sit up,or risk being shown the way out in 2015! |
| Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Getting Married To A Nurse? by Danhumprey: 4:28pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
adaobi123: There's nothing wrong. Nurses are hard working people. There are a major help with assisting the doctors in hospitals. Nurses should be praised more for their hard work. Kudos !And i wouldn't mind marrying you. |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 3:29pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
Nastydroid: More plsGuy,relax nau. D story no dey run. |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 3:19pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
ITbomb: Who give monkey banana to watch over.ITbomb,u realy funny ooo.  |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 1:00am On Apr 06, 2013 |
ujchief: Few minutes after learning he is clean, all he could do was to go for his condoms! Smh! What a weird choice.Ujchief,long time ooo. But it's nt fair nau. You should be happy for that your close friend and buddy at Asaya camp nau. Abi na bad belle dey worry you? |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 10:59am On Apr 05, 2013 |
[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]Thank you Sir... [/quote]seriously,you got talent,foxy. I even whether you are better being a writer/novelist than a poet. |
| Romance › Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Danhumprey: 7:00am On Apr 05, 2013 |
slimyem: Rubbbbbbbish!!!an angry lunatics on the lose! |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 12:03am On Apr 05, 2013 |
Cute bliss: abeg do am now before i go to bedEhn!? Cute bliss! Na so u don spoil finish? |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 12:01am On Apr 05, 2013 |
hokbah: Wat na, the̶̲̥̅̊ upload to small.wetin sefIt keeps you asking and waiting for more. Patience,girl. |
| Romance › Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Danhumprey: 11:48pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
luvmijeje: MtcheewwMost you hate everything,even when you know that it is the truth?  |
| Romance › Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Danhumprey: 11:45pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Mary: Hello Love! Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today? Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot. Sarah: And me too Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon. Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet. AFTER DROPPING THE CALL Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again. Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking. TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS John: BASTARD how far? Francis: MAD MAN I dey? How ur drunkard father? John: My Papa dey! Ur ASHEWO mama nko? Francis: YOU ARE A FOOL. How far, U dey house?I dey come charge phone. John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer….. Francis: IDIOT LIKE U. Later now! AFTER DROPPING THE CALL John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime. Francis: John is just a reliable friend. LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude but they will always watch each other's back. TRUE or FALSE??[/quote]*laughing in Swahili at the bolded* |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by Danhumprey: 9:19pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ivyluvie: Ishi.y aint u updatn na?af wait tire o..Keep waiting. And just as ItBomb or was it Brokoto and now Maishot said,this thread will drag still December 2015. Though I undastand the reason for the delay in updating on her part. |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 7:08pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
mabebe1: hello, anybody home...*sighs* caries d pounded n vegetable soup bk 2 d kitchenWow,babe. You look cute in that pix of yourz. Can we hang out sometimes? *winks*  |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by Danhumprey: 6:40pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]I take umbrage from your last question. That wasn't necessary, buddy.[/quote]Sorry about that,pls. I was just anxious to read more of ur story. |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by Danhumprey: 10:58am On Apr 03, 2013 |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]You always remind me of Iago.[/quote]Larry o! Can u just go and continue ur story! U keep me hanging,wetin 4 wat seems like eternity! Or hav u run out of something to write? |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 7:37am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Let's try as much as possible to keep the chit-chats low. We hav been told to use the Nysc thread to chat. If u think dat isn't good,then I suggest dat a detection thread be opened. Or what do u guys think? |
| Celebrities › Re: Recent Pictures Of Yvonne Nelson : Sexy? by Danhumprey: 11:07pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Trigger Happy: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw see how many mumugerians came out from their caves to comment jux becuz of da word Ghanaian. Never knew u hold Ghanaians in high esteem.See how a Ghanian is insulting us,just because of these silly things. See how he is laughing at us,while we just sit down and be over-rating and over-praising their celebrities,while our country is in ruins. What a shame! |
| Celebrities › Re: Recent Pictures Of Yvonne Nelson : Sexy? by Danhumprey: 11:03pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Like seriously,duh. How does dis affect the fact that Nigeria is still under-developed? Or how does it contribute to National development? Seun,I weep for you. This silly mods have turned this Forum to something else. The pix self,i bet,both the Op,and the person in the pix are just attention seekers. |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 7:20pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Sijo01: I can't believe the show has started and nobody fuccking care to inform meWow!!! Am happy,aunty Sijo is back. I thought she has gone,never to return since Mazi's last work. Welcome aunty. |
| Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 7:10pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Br3nd4: ..Kop inua mmfo.. Nsu nam fi. . . Mstcheewhey,babe,are u from the South-south? |
