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Romance › Re: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by Danhumprey: 5:32pm On Apr 23, 2013
solidbroda: Her pussy
Guy,u no well at all. grin
Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Danhumprey: 5:30pm On Apr 23, 2013
Maybe Mynd_44 was right in closing down the PPA thread. It was almost turned to a condolence register. Had Mazi knew,he should have updated the news of her death on this NYSC thread instead of that of the PPA. Maybe he was just trying to pay his last honour to the deceased hence he posted the news on the PPA thread.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 8:46pm On Apr 22, 2013
And the condolences keep pouring in.

@Mazi,take time to cry,just as Gluv01 said,knowing dat each tears is a note of love rising to the Heavens.

And please,just as aunty Efemena and Gluv01 said,don't rush to update ur story. Take as much time as you wish to grieve and sober up,even if it means a whole year. We,your fans and followers understand the situation and we are together in this moment of grieve with you. We are willing to wait still you sober up and be strong enough to update. We are right with you. Once again,accept my condolence.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 8:22pm On Apr 22, 2013
crave4stan: My sincere condolence, Mazi. I too lost a dear cousin, boy, 17, just two days ago. He's among those sitting for the on-going Senior WAEC Exams. May both their soul rest in peace. Amen.
Whathuh How did it happenedhuh Why must it be young kids? Why? Why?? Whyhuh
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Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 7:37am On Apr 22, 2013
Mimicole: who come send u crayfish message nau? Did Mazi delegate u to make dt announcement?
grin grin grin
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 7:34am On Apr 22, 2013
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Where is Nneoma. . . My cousin?

12 years ago, you came into this world with so much prospect; today death hath cut it short!

Uncle! You used to call me.
Where is my gala! You use to ask me.

So young, so innocent, now dead! Death, where art thy wisdom?
Why does thou rejoice in folly?
Why does thou create pain and misery?

Didn't you see the tears of the mother?
Did you not hear the wailing of the dad?
Like a thief in the night, you stole her away.

Nneoma. . .my cousin. . .

Adieu sweet cousin!
Your stay in this wicked world was short, yet colorful
You brought smiles to our faces
Now those smiles are replaced by pains

Goodnight sweet cousin!

Ms Nneoma Uzoma.
Nov. 2001 to April 21st, 2013[/quote]Like seriously,what exactly happenedhuh She's too for God's sake. Anyway,accept my condolence. All is well.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 9:51pm On Apr 20, 2013
But Mazi bia.....come update nau,b4 u start giving the excuse that tomorrow is Sunday and to keep it holy!


@ur last update,u really have enter one chance. Me,i call am two chance.

One chance ko,two chance ni!
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 9:48pm On Apr 20, 2013
[quote author=john casey[/quote]I like ur username. It reminds me of Adam Baldwin in CHUCK season film(season 1 to 6)
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 8:46pm On Apr 20, 2013
chinedumo: isnt this the same girl that unfollowed Mazi's thread?
Whathuh How dare u talk to her dat way? Don't you know she is the grand matron of this association? Guy,park well jor. wink
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 8:43pm On Apr 20, 2013
Its alphaa: duhh...obviously na, bt since u want make we knw say u don watch am, no p
Na wa for you ooo. T'was just an observation nau.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 2:36pm On Apr 20, 2013
But come ooo,aunty. That xy in ur username,sound like you stole it from Kyle xy
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 2:33pm On Apr 20, 2013
Wow!!! I just caught Aunty Efemena-xy peeping. Aunty,u can't just peep and go like that ooo,seriously.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Danhumprey: 2:31pm On Apr 20, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]As usual....no thanks to the person who spent 2 hours cleaning 6 pages of crap and banning your deraillers too.

I hope everyone continues this civility sha.......[/quote]Thanks Mynd. You are realy doing ur job as a Moderator. No wonder,u are one of the Nairaland mods that I like.
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Most Loved Nairaland Moderator(s)? by Danhumprey(op): 2:27pm On Apr 20, 2013
Could u please give ur reasons why u loved them@all posters
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Most Loved Nairaland Moderator(s)? by Danhumprey(op): 2:26pm On Apr 20, 2013
princesa: i loved Lalaboiy, mukina2. then Dan of jokes section.

i really miss them. good old days
nostalgicsmiley
I sometime wonder if Mukina2 is a boy or girlhuh
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Most Loved Nairaland Moderator(s)? by Danhumprey(op): 2:25pm On Apr 20, 2013
Mayowura: Sexkillz,naijacutee & jesoul
Sexkillzhuh Well,heard many people seems to hate him.
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Most Loved Nairaland Moderator(s)? by Danhumprey(op): 2:23pm On Apr 20, 2013
ITbomb: I luv Seun.
I heard he has a nice round asz
LMAOOOOO........ITbomb,are u sickhuh Or are u gayhuh
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Most Loved Nairaland Moderator(s)? by Danhumprey(op): 7:19pm On Apr 18, 2013
outrage: When did mynd become a mod?
Are u a learner? Ask around. You will find he is a mod,almost a super-mod.
Nairaland General › Re: ??? by Danhumprey(op): 7:16pm On Apr 18, 2013
No no no no no no no no no no. U got me wrong. I am new to this Forum,but i have notice that trend.
Phones › Re: Airtel Cut-off My Credit Balance Every Week.what's Did I Do Wrong? by Danhumprey(op): 7:12pm On Apr 18, 2013
Thanks.
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Most Loved Nairaland Moderator(s)? by Danhumprey(op): 4:58pm On Apr 18, 2013
djeezy: I don't even know them. Too busy to desire further acquaintance.
Na wa for you oooooo.
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Most Loved Nairaland Moderator(s)? by Danhumprey(op): 4:57pm On Apr 18, 2013
rokiatu: Tgirl4real
Why do u loved her?
Nairaland General › ??? by Danhumprey(op):
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Nairaland General › Who Is Your Most Loved Nairaland Moderator(s)? by Danhumprey(op): 4:38pm On Apr 18, 2013
I have gone through alot of comments on this forum and I find that some moderators are very much hated while others are loved. Hence this question. Nairalanders,who is your most loved moderator(s)? As for me,mine are Cuddlemii and Mynd_44. I like Cuddlemii,becos she carry this aura of motherly love around her,and she is dedicated to her duty. As for Mynd,he is prompt to his duty at all times,and sometimes funny. Nairalanders,let's hear yours.
Phones › Airtel Cut-off My Credit Balance Every Week.what's Did I Do Wrong? by Danhumprey(op): 4:24pm On Apr 18, 2013
I have noticed that once a week,when I recharge to get free MB to use and browse,I discover that Airtel usually cut-off #50 of my credit balance with out any reasons offered. I don't remember subscribing to any caller tunez nor to any of their customers' patronage packages. Since then,I have been wondering what exactly is wrong. Is there anybody experiencing it or who have experienced it before? Please,advice. What should I do?
Education › Are There Any Professional Courses In Universities And Colleges? by Danhumprey(op): 2:25pm On Apr 18, 2013
I am confused.I got admission last year to study Economics,but due to some complications,I lost the admission.Now,I am confused,should I apply for admission into that same department,in that same school,will I be offer admission,if i fulfill all the requirement? Why I am asking this is becos,someone told me that i may not be giving admission to that same department,even if i meet all the requirements.I am confused. Is it true? He has advise me to opt for any other professional courses like Accounting,and i wonder if there is anything like professional courses. And moreso,I don't like Accounting,and try as much as I can,I find it difficult to understand. Right now,i am confused. I need your advice,because next year,I will apply for admission again,and i prefer Economics which is the course I like and knows very well. Pls advice.
Romance › Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Danhumprey: 2:04pm On Apr 18, 2013
[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she must
be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!


AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.

TRUE or FALSE??[/quote]Now,this got me laughing@the bolded.

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