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sagio09:Lols @class erroneous Phrasal noun Ure nofing buh a dilapedated gobbledegook. And wait re yu tired of being quoted. Sure as hell yu got nofing to say. Buh lemme sound dis to yu, You'd'rather yu went for rudiments in constructive english cos all those rigmaroles up there re convoluted gibberish. And as for me and ma master who got phd we re jus sayin its time you went for yur waec atlist yu shud have that. Satirical simpleton |
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Baby no vex God will punish yur dad Pls ansa amen |
[quote author=Shaakasi post=30227967]This is soo soo sad Some men are really heartless ![]() Pls dont allow the devil use you biko Face your life/studies God will see you and your siblings thru And wen it is tym for your sister to get married and he tries to show face abeg tell him to PARK well [/quoteNaso God bless yu I hav plan to lock him up in cell till after marriage God bless yu Him go park well |
My friends girl friend janet was brought to me by my very best friend last mnth for me to show her some tips and fundamentals in mathematics since i have knowledge of it.i accepted her and i started teaching her the rudiments.after like 1 week she started playin with me during the teaching session.at some point i had to be very serious by telling her she should concentrate with me.she began instinctive stirring at me and buying me snacks when she will come for the class as it was nad so initially.after 3weeks being a receptive type,she had grabbed everyting i showed her on the rudiment of mathematics and i was so happy i tôt her to that extent.after some point she began solving problems in mathematics on her own and she was so happy..oneday after takin my bath,coming inside my room i saw 5 missed kalls on my fone an 2 damned msg.scrollin my fone to check it was her; Hello danny where are you? Have yu eaten? Shud i buy yu sth? Im on my way for the class. She started being very nice to me. When she arrived she was with some snacks for me.when i wanted to start the class with her she close her book and close mine and she came very closer to me and said that she loves me and that she wants me in her life and that shes been hiding the feelings frm me that she was scared it wasnt the right time and that she will do anything to jus stay with me,that im very intelligent and that ive rilly changed her life thoroughly,,because in my class i also give a word of advise to her.i was like not having any word to say after she told me all these but i controlld my self at dat moment as a guy and i reply her that ill send her text to her fone be4 she sleeps. I send her a text askin her about her affairs with my friend,hw will it be good wid her and wid ma friend that is datin her.,she replied tellin me that she loves me and dt she wants me..afta 2days i recievd a call frm her parent,they wantd to see me..when i got to her parent,the parent told me that ive rilly changed thier daughter that they rilly wana appreciate me with 20k..they gave me 20k i was so happy,afta evriting the moda told me that i should rilly help her with all ma might that they will reward me mre than this that she has handed her ova to me that they belived in me with her..i didnt undastand that statement until when she told me that she had told the parent how nice i am..recently we ve been going out togeda,and shes been very good and a nice gal to me and im falling in love with her and my friend and i have been in grudges since he realised that shes in love with me and my friend is threatening me.. Pls abeg una what shud i do ![]() |
mutter:He dosnt hav ani spot of responsibility for us I mean nuances of responsibility He doesnt tink abt us thats the point |
UP for APC pastor See him face GOD punish am Abeg everybody say AMEN GEJ till dis pastor bcoms buharis cows pastor for katsina state |
Ma dad has left us for 19 yrs nw,my younger sista being 19 yrs nw who is the last born and recently my dad wants to marry a new wife who is de 4th wife in number.ma mum who was the 2nd died bkos of the race of takin care of us.the 3rd wife whom he abandoned lately is on the race of catering for her own kids too who re 3 in numba like us who we are also 3..that is 6 and plus one that he alredy had frm the 1st wife who is in london makes it 7..all the 3 wives he has abandoned are not from God said by ma dad who is a pastor(unconfirmed bt spoken by my family people) as he wants to marry the new one who is frm God who has nad put to birth for him yet. Lately ive bin given the admission in2 university to study computer engineering and ma junior brother is already in skool studying medcine and surgery and my sister who is the last born wants to take this jamb to study pharmacy in school which she will get(in jesus name amen)..ask ma dad money for jus handout nw,he will b tellin yu that he didnt goto skool that we shud nad goto skool. I cud rememba the last time i was with him and i was trying to shw him the admission notification UNIVERSITY OF UYO SENT to me wen i gotten de admission only for my dad to ask me if ive gotten a drivers licence that he wants me togoto driviing skool that he wants to buy me a car.i told him daddy i dnt want a car nw all i wnt nw is ma skool fees..bt ma dad put in anoda jonsing way that he is building a house that ma room is the biggest of all and that ma room has really finish all his money he intends to hav given out as skool fees..i left him wid anger mood and was so depressed and i was plannin to stabb him wid a knife..so i carried 2 knives in2 ma bag bt ma family anty im stayin wid had to stop me and told me i shud forget abt him.. Bt im still thinkin of killing that man with ma bare hands as he killed ma mum and ive set a boundary between him and ma sister bkos he will never get aniting frm ani man that wil want to marry ma sister.ill get it all i swr to god.let him goto juju.oluwa grave him Yu see sumtimes i wonder wats rilly the cause of all this shits in family cos this is rilly comon nw in a given family but ill never forgive ma DAD cos of ma mums dead cos he caused all those shits Fvck him..(Sobbs),,,,,,,,, |
This is the exact and a replica of ma story Ma dad has left us for 19 yrs nw,my younger sista being 19 yrs nw who is the last born and recently my dad wants to marry a new wife who is de 4th wife in number.ma mum who was the 2nd died bkos of the race of takin care of us.the 3rd wife whom he abandoned lately is on the race of catering for her own kids too who re 3 in numba like us who we are also 3..that is 6 and plus one that he alredy had frm the 1st wife who is in london makes it 7..all the 3 wives he has abandoned are not from God said by ma dad as he wants to marry the new one who is frm God who has nad put to birth for him yet. Lately ive bin given the admission in2 university to study computer engineering and ma junior brother is already in skool studying medcine and surgery and my sister who is the last born wants to take this jamb to study pharmacy in school which she will get(in jesus name amen)..ask ma dad money for jus handout nw,he will b tellin yu that he didnt goto skool that we shud nad goto skool. I cud rememba the last time i was with him and i was trying to shw him the admission notification UNIVERSITY OF UYO SENT to me wen i gotten de admission only for my dad to ask me if ive gotten a drivers licence that he wants me togo driviing skool that he wants to buy me a car.i told him daddy i dnt want a car nw all i wnt nw is ma skool fees..bt ma dad put in anoda jonsing way that he is building a house that ma room is the biggest of all and that ma room has really finish all his money he intends to hav given out as skool fees..i left him wid anger mood and was so depressed and i was plannin to stabb him wid a knife..so i carried 2 knives in2 ma bag bt ma family anty im stayin wid had to stop me and told me i shud forget abt him.. Yu see sumtimes i wonder wats rilly the cause of all this shits in family cos this is rilly comon nw in a given family but ill never forgive ma daa cos of ma mums dead cos he caused all those shits Fvck him..(Sobbs),,,,,,,,, |
sagio09:Lols Always vomiting gibberish and bunches of rigmaroles at will.. Ya nofing buh the unwarranted ramadan of buharis cows in katsina Na who suppose goto skool Me or yu Dasporative salamander like yu Fool |
elantraceey:Yeah will yu ![]() |
Black skin is thick and lush, sensuous to the touch, like satin and velvet made flesh. There's only one patch of skin on a white man's body that remotely compares to nearly every inch of a black man's skin. The first time I caressed black skin, it felt like a luxury I shouldn't be able to afford. I craved it more strongly than Carrie Bradshaw craved Manolo Blahnik shoes. That phrase, "Once you go black, you never go back" is all about the feeling of the skin. And I had the socially acceptable explanation for my craving. I used that paucity-of-available-white- partners rationale to explain my relationships with black men for several years. A white woman past forty is often passed over by her white-male contemporaries. She goes younger or ethnic or foreign-born or down the socioeconomic scale or darker or she spends lonely nights at home with her cats. Black men are happy to get the babe they couldn't have when she was twentysomething and fertile. The laws of the marketplace do prevail. It's not me, it's them being the white guys who weren't after me anymore, or so I claimed. That's a lie. The truth is, I attract about the same percentage of available white men my age (and far younger!) now as I did when I was thirty and that's not including the unavailable white men who want to play around anyway. Enough white men want me that I was hardly facing enforced celibacy, but I don't want them. I want black men. They want me. We look at one another and exchange a visible frisson of sexual energy in the lingering glances. And our attraction is based first on race. We are not those couples who "happen to fall in love" with someone of a different race or more purposefully come together but out of some greater sense of interracial understanding and respect. Not as politically-correct men and women do we seek one another out. The Internet has made it a lot easier for us to find each other now. Men advertise: ebony seeks ivory. Women write: seeking tall, dark, and handsome. Very dark. We are not the same people who say: Race is not important. It is important to us. We have race-specific desires. Even in a time when nearly 40 percent of single Americans have dated outside their race, that deliberate seeking of the specific other makes some people, especially black women, damned mad. We are what they denigrate and castigate: white women and black men who choose one another because of our racial differences. They resent our taking their men. Black men are two and a half times more likely to marry a white woman than a black woman is to marry a white man. Black women can point to that statistic in justifying their wrath. But in truth, black sisters, we're after the sex, not the ringand these guys aren't the marrying kind anyway. Yes, the sex! The woman who goes after black men is a variant of sex journalist Susie Bright's "white bitch in heat," a woman who puts sex first even though women aren't supposed to do that. According to one school of thought, white women turn to black men when their sex drives kick into higher gear and their social inhibitions recede into the rearview mirror. It's a "yes, baby, now I'm ready for you" reaction. When we get to the "yes, baby" place, they know it, and they are ready and waiting for us. Black men have more energy, style and edge than white men. They know how to flirt, a nearly lost art among the rest of us. A black man is so damned sexy because he knows how to make a woman feel sexy. Black men have something white guys don't have anymore: confidence in their masculinity, their sexuality. They clearly know they're men. White men appear to be waiting for the latest sociological research study to let them know if they are men or not. Yet black men are gentlemen, something else white men no longer are. They make me feel like a woman, both respected and desired. I can let go of my inhibitions, my need to control, when I am with them. How many white men can treat a woman like a lady and ravish her too? I often felt in my White Period that only during heated sex does that little layer of air bubbles between me and the world pop and disappear, leaving me open to intimate connection. It takes a lot of friction for two white people to get that close. These black men, so alive with erotic electricity, cut through the bubbles with a touch, a caress, a kiss and the freedom means I can truly touch them. I am like a pampered passenger in a Porsche with an expert driver at the wheel. I know I could suggest a route change, but I never really want to do that. On the other hand, the last time I had sex with a white man, we slogged along a bumpy road in a really old VW, the driver like the typical bumbling tv husband who would neither ask for nor accept the directions he badly needed. My current lover, a handsome businessman, seduced me via eye contact at a neighborhood bar while I was eating burgers with a friend. Without saying a word, he paid the compliments, asked the questions with his expressive eyes. He didn't move over to sit beside me and ask if he could buy me a drink until he knew the time was right. Both soft- spoken and assertive, he has impeccable manners and charm. I was kissing him in a cab 30 minutes after that drink. On another night in that same bar, a different black man, an artist, knelt and kissed my knees. I am sure there must be some black men who aren't good in bed. Personally, I have not experienced one who isn't. (True, I am not dating down the socioeconomic ladder, but I didn't do that when I dated white either, so the racial comparisons seem valid and fair.) They look better than white men, they touch and kiss and make love better than white men. Statistically, their joysticks are only a fraction of an inch bigger on average, but they seem bigger and harder. White men over 40 have lost their waistlines and their zest for life if they ever had it. They carry resentments, grudges and extra pounds in their basketball bellies. Perhaps a good part of that bloat is unhappiness. Even the thin ones look flabby somehow and deeply aggrieved. They nurse the smallest perceived slight longer than their double shots of Scotch. Surely our culture as much as biology turns them into softer, spongier, less- interesting versions of their youthful selves just at the point where women and black men and other minorities are emerging strong. Society overvalues the white man, leaving him angry and bitter when he realizes, around age 40, that he's not all that. With the exception of some Italians, white men don't turn me on anymore. That admission puts me in the same category as the older man only interested primarily or exclusively in young women. While women my age scowl and frown at these aging, Upper West Side Boomers pushing strollers as the hand of the thin, blonde wife 20 years their junior rests lightly on their arm, I feel a kinship with the old goats. We are the same, me and that bald white guy, drawn to the exotic other, not caring that the object of our desire has no childhood memory of a Kennedy assassination or a typical WASP Sunday dinner of over-roasted beef, lumpy mashed potatoes and soggy vegetables. Analyze the roots of attractions all you want like scientists have done and you won't come up with a perfect explanation for why we crave what we do. Desire rises from our depths and is gloriously oblivious to the good opinion of others. Yet until recently, I pretended that my lust was an equal- opportunity craving, because that seemed like the right thing to do. Halfway through the first glass of wine in my last date with a white man, I realized that little clouds of sadness and self-pity were regularly fluffing off his psyche like the dust clouds kicked up by that dirt-smudged "Peanuts" character as he walks through Charlie Brown's life. This guy was at least mildly depressed, and I wanted to tell him to exercise, lose weight, trim the combover and get interested in something outside yourself. I would have walked out on him immediately, but he seemed to expect that. I couldn't deliver the blow to his ego proffered like the naked neck of a martyr to the ax. My Southern cousins would describe his general demeanor as a "hangdog air." Into the second glass of wine and glancing longingly at the exit, I wanted to hang that dog myself when he mentioned that his face was flushed, I hadn't noticed, because he'd taken a Viagra "just in case." What did he think would entice me more: That he assumed sex was probable because I'm a sex journalist or that he would need chemical help if sex did occur? I cannot even imagine a black man bungling an attempted seduction in such a sad way. That was my last token white guy. I recently came out of my racial-preference closet and told my friends, "I love black men. I'm not attracted to white men over 40, and I'm not dating them anymore. Really, it's not them, it's me. Nobody was surprised. |
elantraceey:Will yyu marry me ![]() |
AyokunleRuth:As far as yu knew that de shrt case NAD is an insignia of NOT that ends the story Babie yur constructive morphology is indecisively wovering Im sowie babie |
Local celebrity and thier nonsense musics Neva liked nigeria for thier fuckin music Its only one gal that sings here who is ASA Others re like buharis cows in katsina Idiots |
AyokunleRuth:Babie it is nad insultive bt INSULTING |
Na APC moda drop this kid God punish them Clueless party GEJ till all APC moda dumps dier kids Nonsense |
AyokunleRuth:Ishi yu go die GEJ till buharis cows in katsina die Idiots |
kazmanbanjoko:Then yu shud hav been dead by nw Nad stayin alive to type gibberish here Bleep ya toto GEJ till yu die Nonsense |
prettythicksme:Hmmmmmmm |
Look at local sexiest girls of nigeria Damn Non is sexiest Chek awt those high school babes in LOS ANGELES Nonsense |
prettythicksme:Lols Ifunaya |
reports that all attempts made by the Winners overseer, Bishop David Oyedepo, to make members of his congregation stand up to pray for President Goodluck Jonathan to win the 14 February presidential election were to no avail. It was reported that while some stood up reluctantly, other members who were not happy with Jonathan’s administration refused to stand up from their seats to pray for him. However, pastor Oyedepo was unperturbed as he finally prayed for Jonathan by himself. The said visit of the president has obviously caused a lot more havoc than blessings as the church has been under serious scrutiny and condemnation from Nigerians. President Jonathan, with some of his aides, the chief of staff to the president, Jones Arogbofa, and the executive secretary of the Christian Pilgrim Board, Kennedy Okpara, worshipped at the church during its third service after they arrived at the church premises in a helicopter. Within a few minutes of their departure, the ”not- so-palatable” malicious report sent the internet agog, with various local blogging sites misquoting and misinforming the public about what really happened during the church service, resulting in the outrage that greeted the president’s visit. While some Nigerians said they were shocked that Oyedepo could make such a comment, others went comic calling him a man of “small gods.” Unfortunately, however, many of these bloggers and news writers were not in the church during the president’s visit, but they all attributed their news to sources within the church. According to a correspondent who attended the same service as the President, his aides, and politicians from the Peoples Democratic Party in Lagos and Ogun states, the drama began in the church. Before his preaching during the service, Bishop Oyedepo gave President Jonathan the opportunity to address the congregation. When he mounted the podium, Jonathan made it known that he did not want to say too much so that Nigerians would not think he only attended the church to campaign. Urging everyone present to pray for the country, he said: “There are various predictions concerning the election, but I trust God to take control of the situation,“I commend Bishop Oyedepo for his commitment to the work of God and education, without education we can’t achieve muc h,” he added. While some of the church members were excited to see Jonathan, others grumbled, saying he had suddenly turned to the Winners Chapel after he discovered that he is no longer welcome at the Redeemed Christian Church of God now that a senior pastor of the church, Prof Yemi Osinbajo, is the running mate of Buhari, Jonathan’s main opponent in the election. Some also whispered that the pastors in the country were not helping matters as they are not acting like prophets and leaders in the Bible who spoke truth to people in power. After his speech, the Bishop asked that the church members stand up and pray for the president. He asked that since God always answered prayers of the church members, they should pray for God to give the President the wisdom and strength to rule the country and the unusual grace to lead the nation. However, it was reported that while many stood up and prayed fervently, some sat down, while others used the opportunity to pray to themselves. It will be recalled that just yesterday, former Nigerian president Olusegun Obasanjo reacted to the words of the presiding bishop of the Winners Chapel Ministry of The Living Faith Church, Dr David Oyedepo. Obasanjo advised Nigerians not to allow any pastor to dictate to them who they are going to vote for in the coming elections. www.naij.com/372992-oyedepos-church-divide-over-prayer-for-jonathan.html |
pacesetter939:Go tell that to buharis cows in katsina state |
Next time he will be saying Documents with COWs in katsina Nonsense GEJ till all buharis cows die in katsina |
sagio09:Obasanjo na nigeria or him b yur popsy Nonsense |
teemanbastos:Tell that to your old DAD Or your grand DAD |
pacesetter939:Then kill yursef because as ma household and de people of akwa ibom state shall endorse GEJ till when yu die Akwa ibom state is for GEJ No nonsense party here Idiots |
If ure a human and ure endorsing GEJ pls jus LIKE But if you re a cow and ure endorsing buhari pls jus SHARE IDIOTS |
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