₦airaland Forum

prettythicksme:
op all what you listed describe me,it makes know now that i am team good babe!

Till when i date yu be4 i knw buh for nw ure nad a bit

Dnt bite it

MzNelly:
Wow....

Sharap

When she bin de chop life nkor wid dat guy nii


Mrcheeeewwww

The kitchen looks exactly like ours here

dealslip:
If you are not from the north, please leave there before Febuary 14, 2015. If Buhari should mistakenly lose whether by rigging or free and fair election, you will be the first casualty, whether you voted Buhari or not. The corpers that died in 2011 are enough examples. If you are not a Niger Deltan, leave that place before February 14. They have been promising hell if Jonathan doesn't return. Nigerians be wise. Do not waste your life on politicians, because not one of them will lose their lives in the coming election. The soldiers and police Meant to secure your lives are attached to each of them in dozens. Jonathan nor Buhari is a magician. Corruption can only be wiped out by you. If you work in the civil services don't help to manipulate figures or systems or taxes and report to work early. Don't give police and FRSC bribes for circumventing the laws. Don't steal from your office till, do not cheat your fellow man. Do not demand money or contracts from politician in exchange for votes. Reject gifts from them. The cumulation of this vices is what is called corruption. Nigeria wil change if we change because APC is PDP and PDP is APC, there is no change in that.

Baby pls cn yu kall me..i love this guud write up and i love yu too 09033920619

CaptainAmerica1:
See that little girl that was forced to see Mr Clueless. Her facial expression tells a lot.

Na yur mama or papa force am mak e go see president?

God punish yu

Bros jus ansa amen to that

Men i cant go out since in the morning due to heavy cat and dog rain down here in uyo,akwa ibom state..the rain started with a heavy wind and some heavy lightening which scare everybody and make some folks stay indoors all day.

Is it really rainy season or seasons have changed!!

FAKE FAKE FAKE

Dis kinda news fictitious

No kinda news like dis here

Fvck whoever written this kinda fake new

Idiots

blackCITIZEN:
We (citizens) are the ones causing our own problems. Dollar keeps rising everyday against naira, strikes here and there, killing of innocent citizens now and then, teachers and lecturers owed, public funds embezzled etc. Over 13,000 innocent citizens of our dear Nation have been killed and their local govt taken by insurgents, leaving them homeless. The other day, i watched a video on youtube where displaced victims of boko haram were abandoned and no one cares for them. They used cement bags to construct where they sheltered themselves, drinking from very bad water from a rural stream around there while their govt raise N21B for reelection. These people have no good life, dreams killed, their properties and loved ones gone. It is very obvious that govt doesn't even care for their welfare despite all they have lost. They get support from churches that help them with little food items and they manage like refugees in their own country. What will be their fate if allowed to be in this condition for another 4yrs? And instead of striving to proffer solution, the govt has resorted to blaming opposition party and giving excuses on why they've not been able to tackle insurgency/insecurity (excuses on why they have failed). Billions of dollars have vanished to where nobody can find them (who is even talking about $20B dollars), 56soldiers sentenced to death for not facing boko haram with inadequate ammunition, not to mention hundreds of them killed by the insurgents. What is happening (O gini n'eme)? Foreign reserve is nothing to write home about, and during rally their manifesto becomes documentary on a coup carried out in 1983 against a corrupt govt, he has no certificate, he cannot remember his phone number, he will die in office etc(In this 21st century) OMG. They know that about 70% of the electorates are not educated and they hide the truth from them. Sometimes i wonder who is more desperate for this power; if you perform very well you don't need religious sentiments and character assassination to win the heart of your people. They don't want us to vote for Muslims but they still campaign in Muslim states for their votes(who is fooling who actually). When will Nigerians forget about religious and ethnicity sentiments and focus on facts without bias on evaluation of performance. Govt is about favorable policies, poverty alleviation, providing security and sustaining the economy of the Nation, lets judge with terms like GDP, return on investment, inflation rate, foreign reserve, oil boom, deficit, value-added, unemployment/employment rate, security/insecurity, integrity and transparency in handling public funds and not to blame people for ineffective performance. "I now see the reason why some reasonable people are worried"
Don't be fooled forever. "Only CHANGE can awaken us from the nightmare called history, for without CHANGE everything remains the same.."
Think about tens of thousands of dead and displaced innocent citizens, our current situation and generation to come
We have our golden chance once again
If you have a million votes, wouldn't you invest it in CHANGE?
The choice is yours
Thank you
God bless Nigeria

Guy we dont need all these mammon yu re saying
Go tell weda buhari or hw dem kall am mak him karry de task pesonally instead of bkomin de president be4 he do de task owk if he realli kares for change

Idiots

GEJ till dis ma guy realise that he is dealin wid de nigerian president here

Lols

Una. De funny me ooo mabasi

Una de waste time here de course

While him de do him progress to winning de election

GEJ 2015 till all these wagons here realise dier deaths

Nonsense

jaytee01:
Is he God?

Let him go and stop Shekau's breath. Abi na fr nlder wey him power reach?

God punish

Guy abeg ansa amen

Madam God almighty punish yu a
May yu nad develop boobs agen
May yur children hav no boobs
May yur children nyash develop kponkious disease

IN THE nAME of JESUS

Abeg everybdy a thunderous amen

"The climax of every tragedy lies in the deafness of
its heroes."
.
Nothing is more pathetic that when a contestant, out
of hubris, and refusal to listen to all sides, loses a
contest he should have won easily. President
Goodluck Jonathan had just handed over Akwa Ibom
State to the All Progressive Congress - on a silver
platter.
APC, which did not exist, until September or October
last year, has now captured the state by becoming
the party of the majority ethnic group as well as
several top level politicians representing all the
ethnic groups.
In fact, there is probably no single politician, alive
today, who was among the founding fathers of the
PDP in Akwa Ibom, who is with the party any more.
They have been humiliated and pushed out of the
party while President Jonathan did nothing in four
years to bring about reconciliation. His total
dependence on Governor Godswill Akpabio will cost
him dearly. He can now remove AKS from the list of
states he hopes will vote for him in February.
But, the President was warned. Long before it was
clear who the APC candidate would be and in two
separate articles written on this page (AKS 2015:
IBIBIOS HOLD THE ACES, January 2014 and AKS
2015: JONATHAN VERSUS AKPABIO) I warned the
President that the Ibibio people who constitute
about sixty eight per cent of voters in Akwa Ibom
State have turned their backs on Governor Akpabio
and they would not vote for any candidate supported
by the Governor. On each occasion, I had advised the
President to open an avenue of communication with
the leaders of Ibibio. Obviously, he must have been
persuaded that the governor can alone deliver the
state. And, he demonstrated that belief in many
ways.
Recently, the G-22, the group of twenty-two PDP
contestants for governor on the PDP ticket, who felt
aggrieved by the conduct of the primaries, spent a
week in Abuja trying to meet with the President.
They waited in vain. These are community leaders in
Ibibioland. They were not alone. None of the
founding fathers of PDP, Ibibio, Anang and Oron, in
Akwa Ibom State had been given an appointment
with Jonathan. Out of frustration they have now
thrown their support to Umana Umana - the APC
candidate who is now the leading candidate by far.
Last week, I sneaked into Akwa Ibom State, with two
people to find out the relative strength of the
candidates and surprisingly it was not even close.
About seventy per cent of those polled will definitely
vote for Umana O Umana; nine per cent are
undecided. Incidentally, Mr Udom Gabriel
Emmanuel, the PDP candidate, is well-liked and
would have done better on his own. Personally, I
think Akwa Ibom is fortunate to have two such
excellent candidates running for an office which
would benefit from the financial discipline which had
been lacking since 2007.
But, objectively Umana is the best choice at this
time. Emmanuel's godfather and his godmother (the
Governor's wife), have given him the kiss of death.
The situation was made much worse when Akpabio
compared his wife with Mother Theresa. For AKS, a
predominantly Catholic state, that was one more
insult the people will not accept from the outgoing
governor.
President Jonathan has been placed in this
embarrassing situation because he had closed every
other avenue of communication with the political
class in the State - he became a captive of Akpabio.
Perhaps, Jonathan would have believed me if in
those articles I had called him "Almighty" before
going on to give unsolicited advice. He and his close
political associates, in transient possession of power,
apparently love those who flatter their illusions of
deity. He will pay dearly for it.
One day, Jonathan will understand that "The yes-man
is the enemy; your friend will argue with you; even
fight with you". (Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn). When Dr
Alex Ekwueme, the father of PDP, lamented that the
PDP had been hijacked by people who don't believe
in its principles; he was saying the same thing as the
current Chairman of the PDP, Mu'Azu, who cried out
that the PDP had become a party of monkey work
baboon chop. Both are decrying lack of justice and a
government which has turned democracy into
"government of the one per cent by the one per cent
and for the one per cent". And, the one per cent
doesn't give a damn about the ninety-nine per cent.
People who don't know Akwa Ibom State very well
labour under illusions of progress which has not
been achieved. There is a thin, but firm line,
between a wise investor and a wastrel. The investor
seeks sustainability; the wastrel seeks cheap
popularity and having achieved it wants to cover his
tracks by imposing successors. The people of Akwa
Ibom are saying NO! - loud and clear. It is a pity
Jonathan is caught in this. But, he was warned - right
on this page.


m.allafrica.com/stories/201501261826.html/

Mtcheeeewwww!!!

I don fine pass dis chick..idiot

And na buhari go fvck una put corruption insde

God punish una for liking peson face order than wad he has in de future for de contry

Party seeks return to issues-based campaign We
will not go to war, says party chieftain
Onyebuchi Ezigbo in Abuja and Bassey Inyang in
Calabar

The All Progressives Congress (APC) has urged
President Goodluck Jonathan and the Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP) to call the Niger Delta ex-
militants who have threatened to wage war should
President Jonathan fail his re- election bid to order.
This call came just as the APC on Sunday challenged
the PDP to focus on issues and tell Nigerians how it
plans to move from “the near zero governance of the
past six years of the Jonathan administration to good
and purposeful governance, instead of engaging in
perpetual and tiring mudslinging.”
In a statement issued by the Director of Media and
Publicity of the Buhari Campaign organisation, Garba
Shehu, the party described as irresponsible the
ultimatum by the ex-militants which it said was not
only a barbaric threat on the sovereignty of the
country, “but goes against the spirit and letter of the
non-violence pact to which President Jonathan is a
signatory.”
Shehu observed that the declaration of war against
the state was causing panic and concern among
Nigerians who are already embattled by so many
challenges particularly insecurity, which has been
begging for attention.
The APC campaign organisation reminded President
Jonathan that as the commander-in-chief, it is his
primary responsibility to ensure the protection of
the citizens and their properties and that such open
declaration of war by the ex-militants and several
other acts of violence needed to be denounced by
him in the interest of the democracy, unity and
stability of Nigeria.
According to Shehu, “These drum beats by elements
associated with President Jonathan need to change to
peace beats so that the citizens, especially the
youths, would realise that the sustenance of the
country’s democracy is better achieved through the
ballot and not the bullet.
The APC campaign leader called on Jonathan to make
good on his declaration that his “re-election is not
worth the blood of any Nigerian,” by calling the
militants in his domain to order.
The campaign group noted that the latest threat was
not an isolated act as the threat on General
Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) by Governor Ayo Fayose
and the attacks on the party’s offices and rally in
Rivers State were pointers of coordinated
insurrection against the APC ahead of next month’s
general election.
“It is disturbing that the president has not
immediately addressed such treasonable actions by
persons who in the past have taken up arms against
the nation, and whose amnesty is dependent on their
good behaviour and complete disarmament.
“The president needs to remember that he took an
oath, as commander-in-chief, to protect Nigeria
against all threats, external and internal. In this case,
his silence could be misconstrued as an implicit
approval of this declaration of war, seeing as the
meeting of the warlords and subsequent declaration
of war were from his own backyard, his home state.
“The first step the president needs to take to show
seriousness in dealing with this issue is to dismiss
from his government, his Special Adviser on Niger
Delta, Kingsley Kuku, who presided at the meeting at
which this obnoxious resolution to dismember
Nigeria was taken,” Shehu added.
Meanwhile, in a statement issued on Sunday by the
APC National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai
Mohammed, the party said it was time for the PDP
to end the ‘muckraking’ and tell Nigerians how it
plans to tackle the worsening insecurity in the land,
the collapsing currency, with the dollar now
exchanging for N215, the massive unemployment,
especially among the youths, decaying infrastructure
and the unprecedented corruption under President
Jonathan’s watch.
“We believe that elections should be about issues
that will be beneficial to the electorate, not about
throwing everything but the kitchen sink at a
particular candidate simply because of his soaring
acceptability,” it said.
APC said the essence of the sustained campaign of
calumny against Buhari by the PDP is to distract the
APC from telling Nigerians how it plans to effect the
much-needed change from zero to purposeful
governance, and also to sweep under the carpet the
glaring failures of Jonathan’s administration.
‘’In both instances, the PDP has failed, as Nigerians
have refused to be swayed by all the scandal
mongering by the party, while the APC has remained
focused in selling its game-changing manifesto to the
citizenry,’’ APC said.
The party said frankly, the PDP and President
Jonathan do not have any answer to numerous
serious issues raised, hence they have decided to
engage in a multi-pronged approach of mudslinging,
campaign for election postponement and the
instigation of violence to scuttle next month’s
general elections among others.
Meanwhile, a chieftain of the APC and a member of
the party’s presidential campaigns committee, Chief
Okoi Obono-Obla, has dismissed a statement
credited to for Niger Delta militants that they will
declare war on Nigeria if President Goodluck
Jonathan is not re-elected for a second term in
office.
Obono-Obla, who joined issues with the former
warlords from the oil bearing region of the country,
said nobody from the geopolitical zone will go to war
on account of the any eventual failure of President
Jonathan to win the February 14 presidential
election.
In a text made available to journalists yesterday in
Calabar entitled: ‘There Will Be No War If Jonathan
Loses Re-election,’ Obono-Obla, a close associate of
the APC presidential candidate, General
Muhammadu Buhari, said: “I was really disgusted
yesterday (Saturday) evening when I read the
vituperations and ranting of some so-called militants
from the Niger Delta region led by the loquacious
Mujahid Asari-Dukubo that they will declare war if
President Jonathan fails to win the forthcoming
presidential election scheduled for February 14.
“The statement by these bunches of miscreants,
parading as militants committed to the defence of
the cause of the Niger Delta, is outrageous, reckless,
irresponsible, uncouth, and foolish and threat to
national security.
“In my anxiety I called the revered Professor Tam
David-West to yell him the threat by the militants to
declare war if President Jonathan is defeated. The
eminent professor deflated me when he calmly and
collectedly told in his fast way of speaking. “Don’t
mind the rascals; they can’t do anything.”
Obono-Obla, who dismissed the threat of the former
militants said: “But I want to say that these so-called
militants are just bluffing. No proper Niger Delta
would go to war because President Jonathan loses
the next election.
“I am from the Niger Delta and I know my people
will never support any rebellion against the Federal
Republic of Nigeria on account of the failure of
President Jonathan in the next election.”
Obono-Obla continued: “You can imagine the mindset
and mentality of the supporters of President
Jonathan. It is so unfortunate that these are the
characters that are around the president.
It is regrettably that the president has always failed
to call these hooligans who claim that they support
his cause to order each time they threatened
national security on account of their so-called
support.”
Expressing worries that the former militants who
have issued the threat have not even been
questioned by agencies responsible for securing the
nation, the APC chieftain said: “It is equally
unfathomable why the Police and the Directorate of
State Security (DSS) would not take action against
these hooligans each time they let loose by
threatening the territorial integrity of the country on
account of the election of President Jonathan!
“I am totally lost why the Governor of Bayelsa State
would assemble these hooligans in the hallowed
ground of Government House, Yenagoa and give
them the opportunity to make reckless and foolish
statements threatening the rest of the country.
“The Governor of Bayelsa being a part to this
treasonable conduct of these hooligans should
promptly resign as Governor of Bayelsa and give
himself to the police.
“It is equally unconscionable that the Special Adviser
to the President on Niger Delta, Kingsley Kuku
should be an accomplice in this sordid affair!
“Is the presence of the governor and the Special
Adviser an indication the assembly of these militants
was endorsed by the president? Why has the
President not reacted to this rebellious statement?
Are these hooligans above the law?
“Now and then they show their foolishness by
threatening to wage war on a country that gave their
so-called “brother” the opportunity of serving in the
capacity of vice-president; acting president and
president! It is so sad.”
Obono-Obla said it was abnormal for any individual
to threaten to fragment the country because his or
her preferred candidate fails to get majority of the
votes in the presidential elections.
“How can any sane person threatened to go to war
against his country because the candidate he
supports in an electoral contest losses election?
How do you expect that in a democratic set up you
can use threats, intimidation and bravado to win
votes for your candidate?
“How can these people think that they can threaten
the rest of the country or intimidate the rest of the
country to vote for President Jonathan?”, he queried.
Obono-Obla stated that the claim that the oil wealth
of the country belongs to the Niger Delta region has
no bearing with election of candidates according to
the preference of the individual electorate, stressing
that what Jonathan requires to get the votes of the
electorate is to present his score cards, if any to the
electorate to judge.
“Let me tell these war mongers that only the record
of President Jonathan will win votes for him in the
next election. No more, no less.
“In their small mindedness and foolishness, they
claimed oil mineral belong only to the Niger Delta.
This is balderdash. So, assuming the mineral oil
belong to the Niger Delta; does that in itself means
that the rest of the country have become conquered;
at the beck and call of the Niger Delta to the extent
that they would be brow beaten to support a
candidate that has proven a bumbling incompetent?
What twisted; warped logic! Has mineral oil become
Permanent Voters’ Cards (PVCs) in the reckoning of
these traitors? The oil of the Niger Delta belong to
Nigeria not the Niger Delta. The Niger Delta is part
and parcel of Nigeria. It is settled that a part cannot
be greater than a whole”.
Obono-Obla stated that “democracy thrives on
consensus and dialogue not rhetoric of war and civil
strife.”
The APC chieftain had some words for Jonathan
saying, “It is right time President Jonathan came
down from his high horse and explain to us in simple
language why we should give him another chance in
the presidential villa. All these shenanigans of
scheming for the postponement of elections,
instigating militants to threatened fire and
brimstones, castigating the candidate of the
opposition and such frivolities would not help him.”


www.thisdaylive.com/articles/call-niger-delta-ex-militants-to-order-apc-tells-jonathan/200156/

The governor, who spoke in Government House in
Port Harcourt on Sunday, explained that it was
wrong for President Jonathan to order soldiers to
take over the state-owned stadium, even when
approval was not given by the state government.



God punish ameachi
State and federal govt wich one has mre power??

Local slot

Shey na small pikin yu de tell dis to

Yu dey madt i swr

Eeehhhh

Female condom dey??

Jesu

Buh hw do them gals wear it

I cnt fathom dis ting

lalasticlala:
Following reports that the Federal Government is set to ban porn in Nigeria, controversial singer Maheeda has tweeted that,

“A beg make den ban porn for naija, I no live there…. It will only make me bigger! lol I go change my name to “MaheedaHolland”.


http://citypeoplegroup.org/i/federal-government-moves-to-ban-porn-controversial-singer-maheeda-reacts/

E go tire yu oneday

U tink say God de mumu as e dey keep quiet

Na yu go come preach to odas

E no go surprise me cos e don hapen be4

Fowl

matoyeh:
it is always good to go and sleep after taking some bottles of beer and ogoro mixed together instead of showing us how u use curses as a normal medium of conversation in your family!!! save yourself some energy.

IDAD

Yu knw wah dah means??

MADMAN

Fashiola die

Why wud u hav to say dis nw

God punish yu fashiola

Punish yur entire family

For yur info GEJ till yu die

donphilopus:
Looking clueless as usual.

Go tell yur popsy an yur mumsy whr dey grave

Idiot

GEJ till yu die

Sweetlemon:
That is how some of his members also denied that he slapped a girl even with the viral video as evidence.

I know a member of that church that said that for a while now Pastor Oyedepo has been praying violently against Jonathan's enemies. So please tell us another story.

God punish yu
Girl abeg jus ansa amen to that

Unam
Sabi wetin yu bliv abt man of god so dat yu no kpeme dis nyte

Kakpos:
WAHT HAPPEN TO THE HOUSE OF ELI, HOPHINE, AND PHINEHAS WILL SOON HAPPEN TO THEM BOTH OYEDEPO AND GOODLUCK WILL SOON BE DISGRACED THE GLORY OF GOD HAS DEPARTED(ICHABOD) FROM SO CALLED MEN OF GOD, MR OYEDEPO DOES NOT SEE INJUSTICE, POVERTY, UNNEMPLOYEMENT TO TELL PRESIDENT IS CAUSING PEOPLE THAT OPPOSE OPPRESSIONS WAIT TILL FBE14 WHEN YOU AND YOUR PRESIDENT WILL BE DISGRACED!

Guy sabi hw yu address the bishop
Or yu stop breathing this nyte
I swr yu cn stop breathin dis nyte
Be veri careful what yu say against the man of God

Lols

Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!


Omor de 2nd foto wher they kiss


Jesus!!! e de. Like gorilla de kiss human being

See de kind biggie mouth wher dis man gada


Mabasi

Lols

Nigeria is a confused nation i swr

barcanista:
If Jonathan and pdp think that they can destroy the military completely then they are in for a shocker. No matter their fraud and lies, the pdp cannot remain in government beyond May 29. We welcome their deceit, we know Nigerians aren't fools and we can't be cowed. They failed in handling of the economy, they want to fraudulently destroy everyting left. Useless Government led by a fraudulent President. Buhari will be elected whether they like in or not!

Shey yur fada na nigeria whr go stop GEJ abi

Nobdy fights incumbency an succeed broda

Go an tink well an stand on d'ryte side

GEJ till ibb negotiate wid jonathan

Nonsense

Yu tink say dat guy whr de ground him de sleep wid clean mind or de gal whr de bed..2 of dem don de tink go far..

Wetin de dier mind be

Who go 1st strt?

Baby yu standup com naa

Fools

There re only 2 set of corpers i knw;;

Womanizers and

Manizers

Finish


Nysc camp nw is a motel and a guest house