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Nneka123:
hmm! nice to know

Bby close yur eyes an forget dt post pls

AyokunleRuth:
hmmmm this is gonna be interesting

lemme climb ewedu tree to observe clearly



Nice one op

Sharap

[quote author=jackpot post=30332087]so, Mike actually wanted to get into my pants the other day? [/qu
ote]
Sharap
Go watch de pant 1st

vheMa:
Who read that crab

I read am ova
De man de ova mak sense die

siraj1402:
Who is Afenifere,whose interest do they represent? Who will read all this trash?

Then go and die in yur fadas bush

Unen

Felami:
We know rigging is what you people do but believe me it's not gonna happen this time. In times past, winning an incumbent officer was not easy because gbe rigs to favour himself, but this is a time for change. A time all that incumbent nonsense will be gone for good.

GEJ till ma voters card is eaten by RATs in 2019..

Yh

Everytime i see dis mans face its always an insignia of boko haram member.
I cnt even for once tink of dis man for 1 second
GEJ till ma voters card is eaten by rat in 2019

She don begin to de old..Bleep

Even blind man knw say GEJ go win!!!

No body dares wid an incumbent officer.

Even if na to rigg for GEJ i go do am.
Una wanT mak COw rearer come rear us for dis nigeria

GOD punish una

Even blind man knw say GEJ go win!!!

No body dares wid an incumbent officer.

Even if na to rigg for GEJ i go do am.
Una wanT mak COw rearer come rear us for dis nigeria

GOD punish una

Lols

There is no democracy in nigeria.
High rate of poverty in this country has rilly develop in persons some negative characters.
What our leaders wud hav been doing is to jus create job opportunities for us and fight insurgencies.
Finish!!
This will continue in nigeria till xst come,
Selling our future to wagons and mongers.
Bleep where i was born in2.
This place is a damned

Febraury in nigeria has been described as election month where everybody wud be dealing with political affairs and others.a month where many in nigeria thinks they will be civil war if or when one or the other is elected as the governor,president,chairman,councillor,senator etc.
But by history february is being noted and classified as a month of purification where all the roman empire where purified back in 700 BCE.
Febraury also is a month where you hardly find a single full moon.it happen that it found a full moon in 1991 and will also see it in 2018 by the scientist.
But since it hardly find a single full moon does it mean its a sign in nigeria that this month being election month in nigeria,BAD conducts wud b happening?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FEBRUARY IN NIGERIA

hamingra:
Bros keep quite. You think shooting unarmed civilians is been tough? They are no different than Boko Haram. If they are tough why accept amnesty?

bros keep quiet.wetin yu sabi for nigeria.
Those folks acceptd amnesty cos they are educated unlike bullshit bokoharam wher thier brains have been knocked dwn against knowledge.

Battery1:
Who wil add u up on bb afta dese rubbish u have vomitted here?

Bros i no b homo so no de tok to me
I bin de xpect woman
Olodo

There will be marriages,burials.people wil b building houses and enjoying thierselves as of what happened during the times of sodom and gomorah..
The signs are here again!!

Bleep!!
God carry ma soul abeg

Even if yu post all the 11 ways and double it

Mabasi i no send yu

Meee

GOD for punish me and family

De small money wher i get na to carry am chop well,large then baffup well..wetin i go karry gal do..

Na ma wife i de tink of..idi0t


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PUSH1:
I can't wait for another 7 days to come.

Let me see what they can do!

If yu re staying along danjumas investment oil company jus go an pack ya loads cos u had neva born to see these people fight cos u wud shut up by nw

Idi0t

Burger01:
Group of criminals with empty threats

U had neva born 2 c'dis people fight
So keep quiet and zip yur garri

teemanbastos:
bastards.
Yet itz under a clueless administration dis miscreants can make war-inciting statements and go scot free.
Wich oil? Na them create d oil? Fools.

Who get the lands
Na yur popsie get am??
Idi0t

irishCream:
Hello Romancelanders I want to narrate my experience with online dating.

Have always been sceptical about online dating but decided to give it a try after a one year break of dating. I opted out of my previous affair because my ex's family was against him marrying from my tribe so had to end the shiiit, and i gave myself a break since he was acting so indecisive about the whole thing. Now my experience...

I am one of the few nairaland babes that do respond to pm especially if your contribution to this forum has been matured and reasonable irrespective of the section you frequent.

So of all the pms I do have, I sieve and respond to few but so far I'm not impressed with the calibre of men searching online.

After taking risk to exchange my contact and get to meet (in chaperone oh) few of them,about 3, I found out that most men searching online has something terrible about them that makes ladies turn them down in real life that's why they run to online; it is either they are unkempt, razz or not presentable. Some can't even talk like a real man, they are either too weak or timid in real life, no class no nothing.

Forget all those edited pictures used as dp and the likes most of them in real life are dirty!!!

How can a grown up guy don't know how to clean up and look neat. I mean why must your personal hygiene be zero You're meeting someone for the first time and your mouth oozes. I mean, who does that Or is that also attributed to poverty?

I have male cousins that earn less than 50k in a month but they still look neat and presentable.

Is there someone that has experienced the same, be it with male or female?

Or am I alone in this

Meeting a wrong guy doesnt mean yu shud be so decisive.
But babie can yu try me??
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birth in Barcelona to her second child, a boy, Spanish
media said on Friday.
The singer and her boyfriend, Spanish soccer player
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Milan, in 2013.
Shakira, 37, and Pique, 27, met in 2010, but only
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March 2011.
The “Hips Don’t Lie” singer, one of the best-selling
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clinic, local media said, though the hospital said it
could not confirm the information.
Pique is a defender for Spanish La Liga team FC
Barcelona.
As with the birth of their first child, the couple
recently asked fans in an online baby shower to buy
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needy children.
Shakira is a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador.

denkyw:
wow,really massive.Gej's rally are always organized and colourful...... just take a look at those sweet girls, I always have a feeling I will one day marry an ak or Cali gal.

Omor if yu marry one of our gals i assure yu will nad have disappointment

We re always de best i swr

They re beautiful man

I was there

This crowd yu see here is smaller than what was real which was ova massive MABASI..

Ndito akwa ibom re de largest of all

GEJ till further notice in 2019

Buhari na old man

Him follower na old mens

Him cows for katsina na old ones

Everiting abt dis man old

Him governmnt na old

Him one come do mak nigeria be old wid boko haram

GEJ till buhari bcoms more OLD and die

Because he is a thief

derrick333:
Y the insult ?? Our brothers dat r diein in north due to lack of security nko?? And don't Eva insult me again ,morron

Village wagon

derrick333:
Hmmm story dat touches,y nt tackle ur uncle alone, no wonder he decides 2inflict d anger on us,he doesn't want us 2live talkless of goin 2scul ,he want our parent2b jobless so de wunt b able2afford sandals for us

Then why dont yu die by now

Idi0t

A pdp fan here in akwa ibom has alredy created a write up ahead of pdp presidential rally in akwa ibom here tomorow as the president of federal republic of nigeria storms uyo for his rally at the new world rated ALIENS ARENA in akwa ibom state

See photo below

GEJ till further notice in 2019

#team GEJ#
Ndito akwa ibom 4 GEJ

missterious:
WILL NOT


#SaiBuhari

Shey yu be government

#SAI STUPIDITY#

Those are the mens not cows..

I mean katsina cows

I min buharis cows

GEJ till all the cows in katsina state dies
All of them

Idiots

Iamspaceblaze:
By "EX" you mean "extended"

Yeah i think thats what he means dough