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RomanceRe: How Do Ladies Manage To Hide Their Feelings Successfully? by danielmichael(m): 10:08pm On Jan 24, 2015
Bros una de waste time here to knw why

Me i no get dt kind time

If i approach yu an yu form i don delete yu for ma mind..thats me..

I don comot one gal like dat throw away 4ma car cos she bin wan form rubbish 4me..

Me as i de so no time

Plenty fishes de de sockerwell naaa..

So why hustle

Nonsense
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Presidential Rally Was Attacked By PDP Supporters - Yuguda by danielmichael(m): 9:28pm On Jan 24, 2015
Yesssoooo

Mak e b pdp abeg

Na wich party 1st strt attack

God punish una..

Nw militant don involve
Dem swr say no jonathan no nigeria

Na wetin i bin de wait for b dis

Mak e happen

##team militant##
Naso
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Visits Shehu of Borno During PDP Campaign Rally in Maiduguri (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 9:04pm On Jan 24, 2015
frustratedman:
iBELIEVE IN CHANGE

iBELIEVE IN GMB

iBELIEVE A BETTER NIGERIA AWAITS US THROUGH GMB

iHAVE DECIDED

sai Buhari cool
Chek buharis teeth
It looks like he has chew so mani people and soak dier blood so we cnt vote such a vampire..

Nonsense
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants Threaten War Should Jonathan Lose Election by danielmichael(m): 8:42pm On Jan 24, 2015
omenka:
Somebody should tell these guys Nigerians reserve the right to elect who leads them. They can take away their worthless oil for all we care.

I hope Marylin Ogar hasn't gone deaf and blind again.
God punish yu...
If dem karry oil comot yu and family don kpeme
Thats the onli means of nigerias survival

Nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Returns To Nigeria With Her Baby Son by danielmichael(m): 6:19pm On Jan 24, 2015
I pray her child shud get the same boobs,nyash,heeps and evriting cos i go need chike am since dem don carry de mum
PoliticsRe: PDP Takes Over Adoke Amasiemeka Stadium Rivers State (pictures) by danielmichael(m): 6:15pm On Jan 24, 2015
Dis is wen mr president is disclosing plenipotentiary power,Bleep his humility and simplicity..we jus dnt need it in dis govt..wad we need is authouritarianism..u kill us we kill yu,yu send us vipers,we giv yu back vipers..

Bleep Ashaowo peoples congress (APC)

GEJ till all de ashaowos in APC dies..

Nonsense
EducationRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Study Law In Nigeria by danielmichael(m): 5:54pm On Jan 24, 2015
The only professional course somebody should really study in any university is COMPUTER SCIENCE...ani place yu might be a hot cake..jus graduate wid a 1st classs...



Yupie to all computer science student

##team computer science##
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Like 6 Pack Abbs??? by danielmichael(op): 5:48pm On Jan 24, 2015
dechandel:
6 packs is a must!!!
Then lets hook up
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Like 6 Pack Abbs??? by danielmichael(op): 4:24pm On Jan 24, 2015
rubey:
I want a guy who has a normal body build not rough chest I can't even lay on undecided
Call me then

09033920619
PoliticsWorlds Ten Most Corrupt Leaders and thier embezzlement by danielmichael(op): 4:18pm On Jan 24, 2015
1. Mohamed Suharto President of Indonesia (1967–1998) $15–35 billion
2. Ferdinand Marcos President of the Philippines (1972–1986) 5–10 billion
3. Mobutu Sese Seko President of Zaire (1965–1997) 5 billion
4. Sani Abacha President of Nigeria (1993–1998) 2–5 billion
5. Slobodan Milosevic President of Serbia/Yugoslavia (1989–2000) 1 billion
6. Jean-Claude Duvalier President of Haiti (1971–1986) 300–800 million
7. Alberto Fujimori President of Peru (1990–2000) 600 million
8. Pavlo Lazarenko Prime Minister of Ukraine (1996–1997) 114–200 million
9. Arnoldo Alemán President of Nicaragua (1997–2002) 100 million
10. Joseph Estrada President of the Philippines (1998–2001) 78–8
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Like 6 Pack Abbs??? by danielmichael(op): 3:49pm On Jan 24, 2015
elantraceey:
I don't fancy it
Babie yu sure

Ma babie de kill me here oo
PoliticsWhat You Never Knew About Nairaland by danielmichael(op): 3:46pm On Jan 24, 2015
Nairaland is an online community created by Seun
Osewa in March 2005. It is targeted at Nigerians.
Nairaland currently has over 1,278211,340
registered accounts (December 2014), and is
ranked as the 7th most visited site in Nigeria (and
the most visited indigenous site) according to
Alexa.com. Nigeria reportedly has over 55
million Internet users, corresponding to 32.9%
of the entire population. With Nairaland having a
considerable but unconfirmed number of users
based in diaspora, this statistic suggests that a
maximum 3% of Nigerian Internet users are
registered on Nairaland compared to Facebook's'
million Nigerian users which corresponds to
approximately 20% of the Internet population.
Nairaland, however, does have a considerable
number of unregistered users, as registration is
only necessary for posting. Figures published by
Nairaland in June 2013 suggest that they had
6,845,453 unique visitors from 16,668,654 visits.
and 60,031,356 pageviews in the 30 days of that
month.


2014 DOWN PERIOD

Following a successful hacking attempt, Nairaland
went offline briefly on the 22 June 2014. The
hackers were able to get access to the website's
host server and backup, and maliciously deleted all
its content. Three days later, it was back online
after some data had been recovered from a
remote backup. However, data from 10
January 2014 through the date of the attack was
lost.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Shows Off Her PVCs (Photo) by danielmichael(m): 3:30pm On Jan 24, 2015
Abeg everybody show off yur pvc for GEJ...


Naso broda
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Like 6 Pack Abbs??? by danielmichael(op): 3:27pm On Jan 24, 2015
alberto2k:
I don't work out daily for 6packs,
mine just appears when am about to have a mad round of S*x
Lols

Yu madt
PoliticsRe: PDP Vs APC:See The Hilarious Adverts That Have Got Everyone Talking(Photos) by danielmichael(m): 3:26pm On Jan 24, 2015
egift:
We want Buhari as President so that corrupt politicians can be put on trial. And when it starts, polithiefcians will be exposing each other - and Nigeria can recover all stolen wealth.

Only Buhari can, we need him.
Buhari himsef is a corrupted wagon

We dont need him
RomanceRe: Guys Beware: Too Many Runs Girls Nowadays. by danielmichael(m): 3:18pm On Jan 24, 2015
clevvermind:
many girls today are just runs girls that wants to drain your pocket and dumb you. shine your eyes. don't think that it is only you they are dating, they have many other guys screwing them behind your back. many guys have complained to me about this. so i know what i'm talking about. runs girls are on the prowl, so use your brain. runs girls don't care whether you are handsome or not. all they are looking for is your money. so, beware of runs girls.
Wait yu say runs gals and de after ma money

Lols

Me give gal money

God for punish ma generation as e wan punish buhari

Mabasi
RomanceWhy Do Girls Like 6 Pack Abbs??? by danielmichael(op): 3:07pm On Jan 24, 2015
It turned out to be an obscure thing when ma girlfriend tessy at primary relationship asked me if she could figure out ma tommy and at de point i was so scared and bemused as to what she wants to check on it but all mark of it she was nodding her head and was frawning her face afta seeing it becus wad she expectd was nad wad she saw.afta sum minute of silence btw us she nw told me dat she doesnt like ma tommy that its too big,dt ive been on beers and dt she jus want me to stop takin beers and dt she wants ma tommy to b flat,strong and 6 pack..i was so surprise and de questions on my mind was;

Why would dis girl look for this flat tommy??
Why shud she like 6 pack and a strong tommyhuh
I didnt undastand dis whole ting and until now although ive gotten de 6 pack nw bkos ive been on gym for mnths an press up jus for 6 pack and ive asked her de reasons for dis an uptil nw she hasnt told me..
Pls people why wud these set of folks like 6 pack??..

Abeg
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Rally: Soldiers Occupy Rivers Amiesimaka Stadium by danielmichael(m): 2:48pm On Jan 24, 2015
wasuka14:
I don't want any e-rat to bite me. But, d truth is dt, Instead of dis sodjers to go n face terrorist in sambisa forest, dey r battle ready for lifeless stadium n harmless official citizen. Is dis d power of gej dt I wil vote for?? Is too late for gej. D present change wind is beyond febuhari, d same way 2009 n 2011 electn is beyond any aspirants, #Change is somethin dt must happen, whether gej like it or nt, he can't pass #May29 in aso-rock!
Shey yur father na government wher go stop GEJ
God punish yu bros pls ansa amen!!

Now listen boy,for yur info even if it takes oga jona and i to rigg de electn an pass i swr we will do it bt for that boko haram memba to b de president of dis contry,i swr till mr ibu get 6 packs for him belle e no go win..

God punish am wid all de bloodshed whr him don do for nigeria..

God punish yu too for tinkin ryte for him

Bros pls jus ansa amen
Abeg
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Rally: Soldiers Occupy Rivers Amiesimaka Stadium by danielmichael(m): 2:44pm On Jan 24, 2015
Its time president jonathan shunned humility and simplicity and b combatant,belligerent and bellicose at ani idiotic homosapien who claimed to have plenipotentiary power on de presidency..I'm redy to fight for our president.


God punish ameachi
Punish peopl that voted him for governor

GEJ till buhari realise dt his boxers re no mre sizing him in nigerian government..

Nonsense
FashionRe: Queen Celestine Represents Nigeria At The 63rd Annual MISS UNIVERSE® Pageant by danielmichael(m): 1:21pm On Jan 24, 2015
Wich kind face b dis oh father of light


Ma 3rd sis I swr fine pass dis gal

Bleep politics at evriwhere..

Bleep buhari
CelebritiesRe: Yoruba Movie Stars Campaign For Buhari And Osinbajo (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 10:22am On Jan 24, 2015
kastonkastrol:
may God bless yoruba nation and may God bless the people's general.......
we are the most sophisticated ethnic group in Nigeria... we dont support a candidate because he is our own or because we share the same religion and believe with him, but we only support a candidate because we believe he can execute the job properly...

And this time around we support buhari for president.

buhari 2015-2023
fashola 2023-2031


if you are not happy with it, GO AND DIE
Bros God punish yu abeg ansa amen!!
Buhari an GEJ who 1st b president??
Wetin buhari bin do de time him b president??
Yu rememba 2011 killings??
Guy ure a numbskull in a stratosperous apothesis and buhari is an insignia of boko-haramic tentacles capable of decimating de countries cobbledemooks.
Do yu undastand??


GEJ 2015 till mr ibu get 6 packs

UNAM
PoliticsRe: 21 Die After PDP Rallies In Gombe, Taraba by danielmichael(m): 11:08pm On Jan 23, 2015
jingh:
stop taking weed boi
Kall me 09033920619
RomanceRe: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by danielmichael(m): 8:39pm On Jan 23, 2015
He neva hears dier local language as if he jus came baak frm london..

Omor see phonetics for street
PoliticsRe: 21 Die After PDP Rallies In Gombe, Taraba by danielmichael(m): 8:23pm On Jan 23, 2015
jingh:
.......named GOODLUCK does not bring goodluck to people around you.

febuhari on my mind
rip to d dead
Ibaka gal keep dreaming
Nonsense

GEJ 2015 till mr IBU get 6 packs
PoliticsRe: PDP Youth South/South East Rally & Townhall Meeting (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 8:10pm On Jan 23, 2015
wasuka14:
All dis ppl are fake ppl, because phisically I neva met anybody truthfully supportin GEJ on d street. In d last 2 months I have travel to more dan 5 states both in d north, east, & southwest I didn't met any1 actively supportin gudluck. But a lot of ppl is supportin Buhari without any inducement. Once dis ppl collect dere own share, dey wil all disappear.
First of all god punish yu
Abeg ansa amen!!

Nw listen,come 30th of dis mnth for akwa ibom state our onli president wher de whole world knw for nigeria de com dwn here

Unam come see wid yur eyes wetin we fid do for our world president,
Dem de kall am dr goodluck ebele jonathan..

Unam me don prepare to roll on de ground for mr president..

God punish yu
Abeg ansa amen!!
PoliticsRe: PDP Youth South/South East Rally & Townhall Meeting (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 8:06pm On Jan 23, 2015
God punish anibdy dt tink say GEJ no fid win.

Mak buhari folow go thief de 20 billion

God punish am..

GEJ abeg mre thiefing

Dem de craze

BUHARAM

Unam
CrimeRe: Married Man Killed By Jealous Badoo Lover by danielmichael(m): 1:29pm On Jan 23, 2015
Now GOD punish am


Abeg evribody AMEN!!!
SportsRe: Akwa Ibom Stadium, Nominated As World Stadium Of The Year (Pic) by danielmichael(m): 1:20pm On Jan 23, 2015
2sExy1:
exactly! PDP can't boast of another aside akpabio
Adiok ono fi

U undastand wad dat means??

Ask ndito akwa ibom

GEJ till dis buhari undastnd wad we mean ADIOK ONO FI for english
SportsRe: Akwa Ibom Stadium, Nominated As World Stadium Of The Year (Pic) by danielmichael(m): 1:18pm On Jan 23, 2015
Eeeeeeehhhh

Wher dat unam wher bin shout say I b fool for shoutin for ma stadium

Adiok ono fi if yu no come try me nw

Ndito akwa ibom eboro amen eeeeee
PoliticsRe: Drama As Northern Group Seeks ICC Prosecution Of Buhari by danielmichael(m): 11:16am On Jan 23, 2015
HugeMac:
THIS COMING ELECTION IS NOT BTW THE NORTH
AND SOUTH OR BTW MUSLIMS AND CHRISTAINS
BUT ITS BTW THE NEW POLITICIANS WHO
BELIEVE IN TRANSFORMING NIGERIA AND THE
OLD THAT BELIEVE IN BACKWARD CHANGE TO
THE WAY OF THE PAST. I PRAY GOD TO OPEN
THE EYES OF OUR MISLED YOUTHS TO SEE. AND
KNOW THE TRUTH.
And you are still alive.
Ani nation going backwardly is dead
Nonsense
CelebritiesRe: What Is Denrele Wearing? by danielmichael(m): 9:34am On Jan 23, 2015
Confirm gay.
Nonsense

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