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Lol dual personality. A thug on the internet and a docile horse in reality.

Whenever I come across a mirror, It's simply irresistible.

My Queen ♥

PATRIOT

This is a good imagery of a typical Nigerian.. my point of view.
A Typical Nigerian:
1. politician will praise Nigerian universities and still send his kids abroad to study.
2. Profess his love for Nigeria and still Dodge environmental sanitation.
3. Will ask why the country isn't progressing when He has never paid tax.
4. Criticize leaders but failed as a mere functionary in school.
5. derail a thread on nairaland just to get cheap attention.
6. wouldn't comment cuz He didn't make the first page.
7. would expect the best result after poor preparation for the exam.
8. smiles while reading this cuz it feels like reading his own biography.
9. would hate you for being better than him.
10. complains of racism but curses other tribes in his country.
11. Calls Nigeria corrupt but still tries to bribe his way through every problem.
12. Says whatsapp is better than Bbm cuz He hasn't used Bbm..
13. would preach to you on the need for forgiveness when he's still having a big family dispute.
14. copies every negative culture of oyibo people neglecting the good part.
15. Insults you for being traditional but goes extreme miles to learn another man's traditions.
16. Calls someone who gives her attention and care clingy and runs after the heartbreaker.
17. would copy this to another site and stand to take the credit.
18. wants to make heaven not cuz He loves God but because he's afraid of hell.
19. wants to make quick money but isn't ready to take big risks.
20. writes a book on how to be successful but still lives with his parents.
21.Sings ain't got no worries with 6 months old rent
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Tgirl4real: From my observation, I think women are usually more matured than men of the same age. But, when they get to a certain age, the men catch up and become more matured.

What do you guys think?

Mature*

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Just bookmarked this thread!! Be back when I subscribe

I just noticed that most if not all of the new Bbm pins begin with 7?
Honestly, I Dunno if we should be worried that RIM can pull off anything at any moment like deactivating the accounts of the non Bb Bbm users and by making all of them to begin with 7 it would be easier and accurate.
lol It's just a random assumption though

F-ucked

Think about the Israelites!!

Mamaflex: Hurray!! Today is my birthday. I'm so happy.

Where is the party going down?

Life is too short to die for the wrong reason

Fela slim die

Pay wetin?!

I attend any church as my spirit guides me

It could be a rumour but It's worth the try.
I came across a guy who acquires paid apps without necessarily paying for them but He wouldn't reveal the secret.
So my question is this; is there a trick that helps you buy paid apps or games from Google play without actually spending your money?
Your ideas would be very appreciated. Thanks

I no see where them write say im dey increase sperm count I'd take that to be a hearsay

Lol apparently, some jealous people aren't in agreement with the fact that they are the legends of African pop. Your loss

I just love Liverpool. Bleep your sentiments

Why the long story? the topic already said it all

iterator25: hmm

God!! what is your problem

Emmysteve: I think making a comment on this would fetch me a ban. So i wont say anything.

LOL same fear

lol life is a gamble!

Handsomeemmy: Na Red Cap i just dey see everywhere.

This is Igboland!

Spoken like a big optimist
[quote author=one_man]na wa o. the people when dey travel more get less visa free entry and the people when no like to travel come get more visa free entry. Naija, make we learn to stay for our country. very soon the table go turn.
lol[/quote]

Hahaha Okey bakassi and Basket mouth

She could have worn yoga pants lol

lmao, a girl can be this funny?

Jglad: wel, i tink dia job is 2:
1. Collect ur money
2. Run 4rm armed robbers
3. Run away 4rm accident scenes
4. Give u a reason 2 av small change wit u wen travellin cos if u dnt av money, u go sleep 4 road wit dem

Honestly, I've seen tonnes of tips but all to no avail. Thanks anyway