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Culture › Re: How Chukwu Was Overthrown By Yahweh by danvon(op):
The dying era of Chukwu's rule vs Decades of Yahweh's reign.

Notice the hairstyles.

Travel › Re: U.S Skydiving Plane Crashes With 20 Passengers Aboard In Tennessee (Photos) by danvon(m): 11:55am On Jun 09, 2025
Toluwanise247:
You see your life? You are not current at all. Three years ago US had been experiencing plane crash . Before taking over
According to you the last crash happened three years ago before Trump, this year alone more than 3 crashes.
Travel › Re: U.S Skydiving Plane Crashes With 20 Passengers Aboard In Tennessee (Photos) by danvon(m): 11:54am On Jun 09, 2025
Wow, ending DEI is working well for Trump.
Culture › Re: How Chukwu Was Overthrown By Yahweh by danvon(op):
YAHWEH'S ECONOMY


Now that Yahweh had successfully conquered Ala Igbo, he needed to provide an economic system to sustain the people lest they rebel against him.

Under Chukwu's administration, the way of life was very simple;

First you had the hunters who hunted and found meat for the community, they were also the soldiers of the community.

Next you had the farmers, who planted and harvested crops for the community.

You also had the artisan class - hairdressers, musicians, dancers, sculptors, weavers etc.

Yahweh at this point was a newly installed tyrant...

He had spent considerable resources condemning Chukwu in the eyes of the masses.

He could not be seen using the same economic system of Chukwu (although it worked for a thousand years) that would make him a hypocrite.

Yahweh needed his own system.

Now there's one fact about Yahweh you must know.

Yahweh is a trader by profession.

In Genesis 18:24-33, we see Yahweh and Abraham haggle price concerning the fate of Sodom and Gomorrah. Yahweh inflated the price to 50 people but Abraham priced it down to 10 people.

In Genesis 25:29-34, we see Jacob (who was later called Israel) haggle and purchase his brother's birth right in exchange for some stew.

In Genesis 41:54-57, we see Joseph (who was not Egyptian) store Egyptian grain and sell it back to the Egyptians for a much higher price.

But the best evidence of Yahweh's profession comes from the book of Matthew 25:14-30...

In this parable a servant was specifically punished for refusing to invest his master's money. He kept the money and returned it back without spending a dime and he was punished for it.

Matthew 25:26-27

[26]“ ‘You bad and lazy servant!’ his master said. ‘You knew, did you, that I reap harvests where I did not sow, and gather crops where I did not scatter seed?
[27]Well, then, you should have deposited my money in the bank, and I would have received it all back with interest when I returned.


Yahweh does not like to do any meaningful work that actually produces something, instead he takes profit of things that other peoples have built and worked for, by his own admission he likes to 'reap harvests where he did not sow'.

With this in mind, what sort of economy do you think Yahweh would bestow upon his newly made subjects?

Obviously trade, but trade alone cannot sustain a population especially a large population like Ala Igbo.

And so you end up with an economic situation where the people are forced to leave and constantly search for newer and better trade opportunities.

The families that lived in Ala Igbo for centuries, eating together, fighting together, laughing together, sharing stories together; could no longer sustain each other anymore unless they moved out, completely abandoning their region and home.

And despite all this, they still love Yahweh.

This is truly Yahweh's economic miracle.
Crime › Re: UNIZIK Student Jumps To Death From 3-storey Building After Consuming Hard Drug by danvon(m): 9:50am On Jun 07, 2025
He might have been pushed and made to look like drugs.
Culture › How Chukwu Was Overthrown By Yahweh by danvon(op):
YAHWEH'S INVASION

Once upon a time in Ala Igbo, there lived a supreme deity called Chukwu.

Chukwu was not the only god but he was the most powerful.

Ala Igbo back then didnt have good food, clothes, roads or any meaningful infrastructure but despite all this, Chukwu was content and he somehow managed to take good care of his people inspite of such harsh conditions.

Chukwu governed Ala Igbo for over a thousand years.

Then one day, Yahweh arrived at the shores of Onitsha.

Yahweh proudly declared "i am the one true God, all those who do not bow down to me are my enemies"

At this utterance, all the gods of Ala Igbo began to laugh, many of them died that day out of laughter, Chukwu replied "is morality not the fact that there are many gods but no God?"

Yahweh with his bad temper immediately got offended by the laughter and joke, so he stabbed Chukwu.

He then went on a massive fanatical deicide, wiping out all the gods of Ala Igbo, deriding them as 'demons' and 'idols'.

After this, he took up seat in Ala Igbo as the supreme God.

But unlike Chukwu, Yahweh was not content with Ala Igbo.

Yahweh wanted the whole world for himself.

And so Yahweh became Omnipotent, Omniscient and Omnipresent.

He can be found everywhere, in every city, in every ghetto, from South Africa to India to Phillipines to Britain.

Yahweh belonged everywhere and nowhere.

Yahweh became homeless, just like his people.

His people, who were once Igbos under Chukwu...

Had now become 'the cursed Jews of Africa'.
Crime › Re: NBM Takes The Edo State Government To Court by danvon(m): 10:52am On Jun 06, 2025
The comedy...

A cult group responsible for death of hundreds is suing the government to court.
Crime › Re: Killer Brothers From Imo State by danvon(m): 10:34am On Jun 06, 2025
Creamypie:
See as them pose like rappers for back cover of disc
They didn't even handcuff them.
Politics › Re: No African Businessman Would Dare This — Isaac Fayose On Elon Vs. Trump by danvon(m): 10:28am On Jun 06, 2025
Most African billionaires are politicians or related to politicians.

Elon Musk audacity came from his closeness to Trump and his connections in Silicon Valley not freedom of expression.

Mark Zuckerberg can't try it.
Education › Re: Students Locked In Passionate Kiss After WAEC Exam (Photos) by danvon(m):
Let them gain admission first.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Michelle Obama’s Childbirth Comments Spark Controversy by danvon(m): 10:22am On Jun 06, 2025
I was just searching, trying to find the so called 'childbirth comment'.

This article is strictly for the Alex Jones lovers.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Elon Musk Calls For Trump's Impeachment by danvon(m): 10:09am On Jun 06, 2025
RockHard:
They're both just fooling around. It's all staged. You've all been punked. 😆
Oga there are jokes and there are expensive jokes.

Even if this was staged it is far too expensive and highly unnecessary, my bet is that it is real.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump To Cut Musk's Government Contracts And Subsidies by danvon(m): 7:01am On Jun 06, 2025
AnuOluwatomilol:
How come I couldn't find that account on X?
Its on 'Truth Social' app not on X
Crime › Re: Court Convicts Nine Chinese Nationals Of Cybercrime In Lagos by danvon(m): 7:51pm On Jun 05, 2025
grin

Its funny how the only time people put aside their ethnic, religious and racial difference and unite together is usually to commit crime.

Imagine a Chinese man leaving his prosperous country coming to a third world nation just to enter partnership with Pablo.
Investment › Re: EFCC Declares 10 People Wanted Over N1bn CBEX Fraud by danvon(m): 6:09pm On Jun 05, 2025
Menxtt:
The sophisticated ones will always pop in schemes like this
It was a sophisticated scheme that required brains.

Unlike drug trafficking.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Now That Iran Has Rejected The Us Nuclear Agreement,wil There Be A Joint Strike? by danvon(m): 11:56am On Jun 05, 2025
Iran by itself vs Iraq, Israel, USA, Saudi Arabia...

And they are still standing.
Politics › Re: Bandits: We Own All The Forests In The Southeast (VIDEO) by danvon(m): 10:53am On Jun 04, 2025
IPOB propaganda on the beat.

Fortunate that they were speaking in a language 99% of Southerners don't understand hence very easy to setup.
Family › Re: Enugu Native Doctor Ezeani Dedicates Twins To Gods In Viral Video by danvon(m): 10:33am On Jun 04, 2025
Funny, his gods would have considered twins an abomination.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Man For Alleged ₦‎23.5 Million Visa Scam In Lagos by danvon(m): 10:31am On Jun 04, 2025
You have millions but you want to travel abroad to pack shit.
Crime › Re: Terror In Mushin (part II): Another Night, Another Attack by danvon(m):
CodeTemplarr:
why not the ever mobile police supported by army men go there and do their job like they did during endsars and have done for every other protests thereafter?
Because Mushin has no value (which is why the rent is cheap).

If those protesters had restricted their looting to Mushin and Ajegunle they might have gotten away with it, they went to Lekki and Ikeja instead.

It reminds me of that joke where a homeless beggar held a sign on his neck saying 'i leave, your rent goes up'.

If those criminals leave Mushin the rent would go up and most people complaining about the crime would probably no longer be able to afford living there.
Crime › Re: Terror In Mushin (part II): Another Night, Another Attack by danvon(m): 1:03pm On Jun 03, 2025
kingthreat:
Is Mushin not part of Lagos mainland? If it were Ikorodu, I would understand but why has the government sat back and let Mushin become a criminal enclave?



Give him rent money and he might consider.
If the rent is so affordable that you can risk your life and properties for it, then maybe you shouldn't complain too much.

Police officers all over the world are strictly classist, they would not risk their lives amd jobs fighting for people who cannot fight for themselves.

Relocations are the most peaceful and most effective form of protest.
Crime › Re: Terror In Mushin (part II): Another Night, Another Attack by danvon(m): 10:51am On Jun 03, 2025
Can't you just relocate?
Crime › Re: Nigerian Military Officers Paid A Courtesy Visit To Asari Dokubo by danvon(m): 1:39pm On Jun 02, 2025
undecided not one of them dressed in full military camo...

OP, are you sure this is not misinformation.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokery eldest Daughter Kissing Her lesbian Girlfriend by danvon(m): 4:10pm On May 31, 2025
Doesnt look gay, girls kiss each other like that all the time.
Politics › Re: 30th May: The Entire South East Was Shut Down On Biafra Day- Pics by danvon(m): 11:31am On May 31, 2025
This is why Obi can never rule Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Moment Simon Ekpa Appeared In Finnish Court To Face Terrorism Charges (Video) by danvon(m): 9:09pm On May 30, 2025
mrvitalis:
Another one bite the dust? Really?

As a nation we should be wondering why a man who won medals for Nigeria turned around to demand break up of Nigeria

There are many many more coming up like ikpa, many more like kalu unborn
This is not rocket science, answer is simply arrogance - the fame got into his head and messed it up.

Ifeajuna also won medals for Nigeria.
Politics › Re: When Norway Hit Oil by danvon(m): 6:56pm On May 29, 2025
You failed to account for Nigerian politics at the time...

The vast majority of Nigerians were living in poverty at the time, now for the leaders to discover oil and then start heavily taxing the citizens in the midst of an oil boom, those leaders are just begging for trouble.

Norway was not a poor undeveloped country before oil was discovered.
Politics › Re: Why Is This Once Powerful Lion Of The East Now Looking So Humble? by danvon(m): 7:04pm On May 28, 2025
Good to see that his mustache is turning black again, remaining his beard...

That warrant chief mindset is slowly leaving his body.
Politics › Re: You Preach Fair Hearing For Tompolo, But You Teamed Up against Me - Vdm to Efcc by danvon(m): 12:30pm On May 28, 2025
Sheuns:
A terrorist given contracts by the government.
A repentant terrorist...

Spraying money is more harmless compared to his past actions and if the government can pardon those ones what is spraying of money.

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