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Career › Re: Trapped SA Miners Plea For Beer & Tobacco To "Conduct Spiritual Cleansing" by danvon(m): 5:52am On Dec 08, 2024
They should give it to them, the truth is the illegal miners could not have this operation without the knowledge and endorsement of some South Africans in power. They owe them.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Will Be Released At The End. by danvon(m): 5:22pm On Dec 06, 2024
Nnamdi Kanu will be released on two conditions...

1. He will be politically irrelevant after his release.

2. Releasing him will help the present government either gain friends or defeat their foes.

At this point none of these conditions have been met...

Ironically the only thing that can guarantee Nnamdi Kanu release is if a more calculated and well organized political movement is formed in the East that presents a serious threat to the Federal government - and at the same time, that movement completely rejects Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB as charlatans they truly are. This is the only scenario where FG releases Nnamdi Kanu.

All this sit-at-home actually makes the FG more likely NOT to release him.
Career › Re: Eye Service At The Place Of Work by danvon(m): 6:16am On Dec 06, 2024
AchrafHakimi:
In a yoruba-led workplace

Try it with Igbo or Hausa & see
You will be exposed & dealt with
Igbos do it too oga, but they usually employ women for the eye service roles
Romance › Re: For Men Only: Is This Possible? by danvon(m): 4:40pm On Dec 05, 2024
Ogakokorokoman:
please point me to were i said i don't eat swallow and i will send you 50k instantly.

Nobody will tell you not to eat fufu, fufu is one of the healthiest meal, its fermented and natural.
Fermented foods are some of the healthiest foods on God's earth.

The swallow i am against is wheat and semo swallow.

Eba, fufu are good, just eat them in moderation and eat them with a lot of protein and you are good to go.
Ogakokorokoman:
Since i was born i have never eaten wheat swallow or semo once.
When I read this - I read it as Since I was born I have never eaten wheat, swallow or semo once i consider pounded yam, wheat, eba, garri, amala, fufu as in the same 'swallow' category...

That's why I wondered how it was possible to be born and raised in Nigeria and never eat swallow once.
Romance › Re: Catholic Churches In Nigeria by danvon(m): 3:03pm On Dec 05, 2024
True, they also do speaking in tongues and deliverance...

In the Catholic Church's defense, I would say Catholic Church strength has always been the ability to adapt, Catholic church itself originally adapted to Roman pagan culture.

In Nigeria, the Catholic Church in the East can be completely different from the Catholic Church in the West, at least in it's outward forms.

Catholic church has simply adapted to Protestantism.
Romance › Re: For Men Only: Is This Possible? by danvon(m): 2:22pm On Dec 05, 2024
Ogakokorokoman:
grin grin grin grin
By any standard i am not rich.
By Nigerian standard, i am not close to being rich, in fact i am closer to being poor than rich.

What most of us Nigerians do not understand is, it's far cheaper eating healthy than eating junks.
For example, you that call yourself a poor or broke man has probably drank a cup of milo and bournvita and 5 slice of bread for breakfast this morning.

Me, since morning i have only taken infused water, that's a jug of water that i sliced half left over carrot and quarter left over cucumber and i will be drinking this till night when i will dispose the cucumbers and carrots.

My first meal of today will be 5 boiled eggs and one cucumber sliced.
That egg meal will take me till evening when i will eat fufu and egusi soup for dinner.

Can you compare me to you that will eat beverage in the morning, rice and meat for lunch and fufu and soup for dinner? Not to talk of the cokes, fanta that will come in between.
Aint you obviously richer and spends than me
5 boiled eggs cost 1,500, I don't how much 1 cucumber cost.

You mentioned fufu and egusi but I thought you said you didn't eat swallow at all.
Romance › Re: For Men Only: Is This Possible? by danvon(m): 12:16pm On Dec 05, 2024
Ogakokorokoman:
Since i was born i have never eaten wheat swallow or semo once.
How is this possible in Nigeria? Even if you didn't want to eat I'm sure your parents must have forced you to eat it at least once.

Unless your parents also subscribed to your kind of diet or maybe you had high risk of diabetes.
NYSC › Re: Kwara Government Demotes Teacher Who Beat NYSC Female Member by danvon(m): 6:14pm On Dec 04, 2024
Lol counselling, transferred, demoted

Coded words for "we will not do anything to her go to hell"
Politics › Re: Abia Judiciary Shuts Down As Workers Join Nationwide Strike (photos) by danvon(m): 2:31pm On Dec 04, 2024
How many Nigerians can afford their services? How many Nigerians need their services?

Teachers, Drivers and Doctors are going on strike - these ones too are going on strike.

Nobody will tell them to end the strike.

Ps. Otti is a hypocrite
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Power Of The Citizens: The South Korea Example by danvon(m): 1:59pm On Dec 04, 2024
Wait for the fruit to be ripe before you taste it.

China is a dictatorship

North Korea is a dictatorship

Russia is a dictatorship

Singapore is a one party state

These are the countries bordering South Korea, give South Korea few months let's see how long it can maintain democracy.
Politics › Re: Opposition Of Northern Legislators to Tinibu's Tax Bills: PETER OBI should Learn by danvon(m): 12:32pm On Dec 04, 2024
Peter Obi cannot be wicked even if he wanted to...

Wickedness is more expensive and more harder than being good.

Peter Obi is far too weak, too poor and too feminine to be capable of proper ruthless opposition.

If he was capable he wouldn't have left APGA to begin with.
Politics › Re: Abia Judiciary Workers Join Nationwide Strike by danvon(m): 4:06am On Dec 04, 2024
Judiciary workers? What is that?

How many Nigerians can even afford a lawyer?

Nobody will feel their strike.

Strikes are for Doctors, Teachers, Drivers, Mechanics etc.

People who contribute to the society
Health › Re: Why Does My Hand Shake Tremendously (propanol) by danvon(m): 5:43pm On Dec 03, 2024
Spanishmilf:
Why does my hand shakes and heart beat fast? It’s becoming frustrating at this point. I read alot of threads and i saw some people suggesting propanol.

I already got it. I take one per day. I’m yet to see a total change. Has anyone experienced this and note.

Have stopped drinking sodas
Have reduced my salt
Still not helping
This happens alot when I'm gaming.
So did the drug work?
Politics › Re: Biafra Protest In Finland For The Release Of Simon Ekpa by danvon(m): 3:26pm On Dec 03, 2024
It's an IPOB protest but no sign they are for Simon Ekpa.

I think it would be a good thing if they protest for Simon Ekpa release, we can stop differentiating Nnamdi Kanu from Simon Ekpa

Yezhov was simply following Stalin's orders.
Politics › Re: Tax Bill: Oyedele’s 2019 Post Against VAT Hike Sparks Online Backlash by danvon(m): 2:24pm On Dec 03, 2024
Tax reform is different from VAT
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Gradually Losing The Support Of The Northerners by danvon(m): 12:10pm On Dec 03, 2024
Isn't that a good thing?

That shows Tinubu cares more about improving Nigeria than being president.

I'm sure Peter Obi would have done everything to suck the Northern pipe and that is precisely why he would never win.

Nobody loves a beggar.
Crime › Re: Another Nigerian Arrested For Cocaine Trafficking In Hong Kong by danvon(m): 10:51am On Dec 02, 2024
A man who has nothing has nothing to lose.

'Nigerian Prince' and 'Nigerian Scam' are actual words in the Dictionary...

Yahoo destroyed Nigeria's reputation long ago, at this point we have nothing to lose.

I'm tired of hearing bad news about Nigeria, let them arrest tire.
Politics › Re: My Honest Opinion On The Tax Reform Bill As A Igbo Boy by danvon(m): 5:25am On Dec 02, 2024
I think Tinubu is a fearless leader

But Nigeria is a corrupt country and in a corrupt country, things work backwards...

Don't forget that the North controls at least 50% of our military...

I just have feeling that something will f**k up the tax bill.

If not coup then something else.
Politics › Re: Wike, Sanwo-Olu, Umahi, Others Joins Tinubu In France, Meet Macron (Video) by danvon(m): 7:14pm On Nov 29, 2024
His Excellency should be very careful with the way he travels...

Nkrumah and Yakubu Gowon were both overthrown in coups while they travelled out of the country...

He keeps on travelling and even worse he keeps taking many prominent ministers with him on his travel, this is too risky.

A king should never leave the palace.
Romance › Re: Man Found And Unlocks Evil Padlocks Used To Lock People's Destinies (Photos) by danvon(m): 5:51pm On Nov 29, 2024
How can destiny be locked? Is that not a contradiction?

If your destiny can be locked that means it was your destiny for your destiny to be locked.
Business › Re: The Name Of Our Market (In Ladipo) Is Paramo Market - Mushin LG Chairman. by danvon(m): 8:46am On Nov 28, 2024
Lanretoye:
you know someone,you don’t even have a shop there,you have no business and knowledge of the said market.our brain needs to work more than our mouth,your friend too perhaps has only 1shop out of a hundred or more and he is telling you about the whole market,so other people paying don’t have sense
I know more than one person there.

And obviously they stopped paying once they cut the light, it's been over 5 months, but it begs the question what they did with all the money that were paid previously.
Business › Re: The Name Of Our Market (In Ladipo) Is Paramo Market - Mushin LG Chairman. by danvon(m):
Lagos leaders are becoming woke.

I know someone who works in Ikotun market, they claim that they pay Nepa bill every month - 3,000 per shop , 6,000 if you have electrical gadgets.

One day earlier this year Nepa came to cut the light, according to Nepa, the market was owing more than a million, all the light bills they have being paying have gone to gods knows where, till date the market doesn't have light.

Now if the traders decide to protest against this theft - headline news would be 'Igbos don't respect their host'

Love for Yoruba culture has become a very convenient excuse to be corrupt and exploit people.

I am pretty sure something similar happened in this Ladipo market. Which is why they had to dismiss the chairman.

Now this one changed the name to play the usual narrative.

It's getting very old and it's getting very predictable.

If you don't want people to sell in your land, don't rent them shops.

Be completely good or be completely evil don't be in the middle.
Politics › Re: UK Can’t Handle The Influx: Kemi Badenoch Promises Tougher Immigration Crackdown by danvon(m): 7:56am On Nov 28, 2024
Did anybody even bother reading what she said?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Appoints A Mostly White Cabinet by danvon(m): 7:14pm On Nov 27, 2024
Wailers have started
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reveals Identity Of Man Who Threatened His Wife And Kids by danvon(m): 7:11pm On Nov 27, 2024
I'm sure Reno will take this threat seriously

People seem to forget that Reno staged a protest against Yaradua

He also used Leah Sharibu case to gain clout

Then he also protested against Tinubu

So far he has not protested against Peter Obi.
Crime › Re: Japa Fraud: Oyo Man Docked For Using $10,000 'Proof Of Funds' For Gambling by danvon(m): 5:30pm On Nov 27, 2024
I strongly doubt he used the money to gamble, he probably gave it to his wife and lied he gambled with it to avoid refunding it.
Travel › Re: What I Did After I Met 4 Tattered Guys Inside A Vehicle by danvon(m): 5:51am On Nov 27, 2024
jaksmillioniar:
if am in d front I can fight driver
If your in front they can easily grab you from the back and put chloroform on your nose
Travel › Re: What I Did After I Met 4 Tattered Guys Inside A Vehicle by danvon(m): 4:13pm On Nov 26, 2024
Carndidlaydid:
Bloody stereotype
Stereotypes must have a little bit of truth in them otherwise the stereotype wouldn't be so popular.
Travel › Re: What I Did After I Met 4 Tattered Guys Inside A Vehicle by danvon(m): 4:12pm On Nov 26, 2024
Were you sitting in the front seat beside the driver? That is the most dangerous spot.

But old people and women are evil too and should not be below suspicion, even that boy you said stopped the vehicle looks like a potential suspect to me.

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