₦airaland Forum

obamartins:
As far as i know, there is a Federal government ban on charcoal export.

https://m.guardian.ng/property/fg-to-ban-charcoal-export-reviews-adaptation-plans/#:~:text=In%20Nigeria%2C%20there%20is%20a,the%20causes%20of%20climate%20change.

Ah why?

I'm scared of marriage too, coz I don't even have good role models to look up to , I only wanted to have a child but I don't want to be lonely, If I get the person I'm with right now I'll be quite happy, but I'm a bit doubtful of us having such a future, my family would use a decade to accept him and might be the same for his family, who knows?
With all the violence I've been seeing , I keep getting more terrified of imagining myself alone with a husband , like away from our family, just us

Please leave a tip for your girl, I'm half way through the completion for my CAC certificate but I need more details and more information on how this works , thank you in advance for responding

4 is okay even if its all girls

Zzor:
center Molo? only if you have plenty money to cover up for it else it's a total turn off

You're very wrong

BUSHYANUS:
I find baldheaded men very disgusting
Do some women find those ones attractive?

They're almost always handsome, yes I find that attractive

PUSSYHOE:
I don't think any woman would say otherwise most especially professional sex workers. No girl will say I am into it.

its not my business what you think , I put this here for others to see, idc about your thoughts dear

PUSSYHOE:
manipulation is a woman's thing, men lie.

my daughter for free? when we start talk about marriage?

you are right what you do with your body shouldn't concern me I just hope you know it is prostitution?

Prostitution or not prostitution its our choice , it shouldn't bother any one , but just to be clear so you don't think I'm only defending this because I'm into it , I have never laid with a man before no matter how much affection I felt towards them , not even with the one I am with now , I know that when I do either he is my husband or he has contributed directly to my growth , love is good and its important but its not the key ingredient to happiness , any kind of love that doesn't give strength, growth, support and happiness should be annihilated

PUSSYHOE:
we are still saying the same you exchange toto for ring( commitment) or money. thats prostitution madam.

Women have a lot more at risk when they have premarital sex with their boyfriends or lovers , yet men are the ones that make more noise, imagine you getting pregnant for someone who added not even the slightest bit of value to you by accident, and me knowing well that if one thing goes wrong I'm the one to blame ,will not allow myself to fall for a man that would not improve any part of me , I actually admire how firm prostitutes are, just try and sleep with them without paying and they'll finish you, if you really want to make yourself a better person don't sleep with a woman you've not taken to the aisle , don't pretend to be righteous , you're just a hypocrite

PUSSYHOE:
we are still saying the same you exchange toto for ring( commitment) or money. thats prostitution madam.

Go ahead and hand your daughter for free, I wonder how what someone plans to do with her body is causing disturbance in your life anyways I praise women who don't walk out of a relationship empty , don't let men deceive you into thinking you're not worth it , for the good girls out there keep your legs closed if you really want respect , if he's fucking you , just for Bleep sake you'll regret it, most of them are experts at manipulation

PUSSYHOE:
are you not ashawo before do you render your service with collecting anything?

That's why ppl like us don't collect or give anything to ppl like you, I will never sleep with a man for free , either you have my ring or you have money, if you broke we can date I'll be faithful but you won't get to touch me , feel free to keep your money , I won't ask, na them go still shout " I'm a man I need it " let everybody hold unto what they value, so peace can reign

tobechi74:
You made Sence Sha but you presented them like you are angry at someone.

That's how they do it, after their girls do them something they come here to insult women instead of facing their woman

odinson1:
Now that I have your Attention...

If you are not rich and you are training a girl through school, feeding her and making sure she is okay financially because you think you will marry her, you are a big f00l. Even if she told you that she loves you and will marry you, you are still a big f00l. What is the guarantee that she will marry you at the end? Does she not have a father? He who gives birth to a child must train the child.



If you are an undergraduate, you got a girlfriend and you are spending your pocket money on your girlfriend to make her comfortable and even meeting her financial needs, you are a f00l. Does she not have a father? Can't she go and hustle? Why must you take up the role of her father? Is her father not a man?



If you defer your admission because you want to use the tuition fee your father gave you to pay the tuition of your broke girlfriend, you are a f00l and you have selfishly made your father a scapegoat who has indirectly and unwillingly taken up the responsibility of your girlfriend's father. If you defer your admission so that you can hustle to pay her school fees and yours, you are a f00l. Why don't she hustle instead? What happened to her father?



If she says "no sex till marriage" and you agree or can't at least say "no spending till marriage," you are a f00l. If she says that she is afraid of getting used, are you not afraid of getting used? grin If she does it for religious reasons, you close your wallet for sacred reasons. grin



If as a young man, you haven't established yourself but you have a girlfriend and you are spending a large part of the money you are making on your girlfriend, you are a f00l. Can't you leave out a relationship for now and establish yourself? Won't you still see women after you have made it? Where is it written that you must marry that particular girl? Girls plenty. Wake up!



If you borrow and go into debt because you want to please your girlfriend, you are a f00l. If you shoulder the financial responsibility of your girlfriend and her family, you are a f00l. Can't she hustle? Can't her father hustle? Is he not a man? Can't her mother hustle?



If you think it's your responsibility to spend on her, her siblings and parents, because you are the boyfriend, you are a f00l? Where is it written that you are the one to spend on her? Where?



If your good mother is sick and you are splashing money on a girlfriend, you are a f00l?



If you got a well paying job after you graduated and you think it's the right time to get a girlfriend to spend and build a family, you are a f00l. What if they sack you tomorrow? Why not save, invest and grow a business?

I feel most Nigerian women mostly go into sex for two reasons : financial help or to prove their affection for their partner , but most times its financial support.
I also feel that most men nowadays go into relationship for stable sex and few really want to be in that relationship.
Now the problem is that majority of our African men believe that since their need is not tangible it is reasonable and it is something that should make both us and them happy , and our need which is mostly tangible as it involves money is us trying to exploit them for selfish needs.
Its just as if someone is trying to force their favorite food on you, it may look good and taste good , but if its not what you want , it won't move you.
That's how we feel when the whole talk about " sex is mutual comes up" and "I'm not your father " and " white women are like this and that"
Now I may sound bias saying that a woman has more to lose and blah blah blah but yeah they do, from the risk of unplanned pregnancy , to all the expensive kit she gets to maintain her hygiene , and the rest.
The least you can do is be responsible for her or let her go , no need to report anyone to your boy's gossip club , this is the reason why a lot women should work harder to avoid getting insulted over and over again by cry babies with cocks, if you end up with the bad woman don't use her to judge the rest of us , sometimes in rice, salt gathers at one side of the pot while the rest of the pot tastes fine, and ladies when you get to the top , don't think of coming back down to pick a partner , look around you for someone one step ahead, to avoid being someone's mother, and men being responsible doesn't mean money JUST MONEY sometimes na connection , sometimes is to teach her something , you might even recommend her for a jobs , but most just want to be worshipped , for being completely useless

Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.

If we do am now, na ashawo dem go call us

Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.

Once again its our fault, you're the useless one

tlanry:
She takes her clothes off and walks towards him...

BF: Put your clothes back on dear

GF: why dear

BF: nothing, just put it back on. (stands up to help her put her dress on)

GF: (grabs him and whispers in his ear) u dont love me, right?

BF: I love you and thats why i'm gonna wait for the right time...

GF: so, this is not the right time?

BF: No

GF: (scoffs) when then? ur just doing this cos you don't love me

BF: when you have your clothes on,I see right inside of you and the beauty i found there in, is the reason i am so in love with you...
G.F eyes lights up as she zips up her dress.
B.F hugs G.F and whispers: the right time will be our wedding night

GF: ( screams in delight ) I Love you honey.. so so much!

DO SUCH GUY STILL EXIST?

We have actors but the original characters have been long extinct

binarymachine:
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/10/24/7-reasons-ladies-prefer-bad-boys/

I'm more into decent looking , smart guys than bad boys , so this theory doesn't apply to me, for the sex , dildos and masturbation is no longer considered a taboo at least not extremely so you can as well get one , I think good guys that are innocent are cuter , I had a crush on one like last year and he was the sweetest , I could tell he liked me back but we're just friends , sadly , just felt like I wasn't the type coz he was raised decently talked about church a lot and my religious life is on life support so I ran away to avoid awkwardness

ogechchukwu:
Please don't blame guys for women problem..
Is theirs .

Most of the women are looking for already made men ,,rich... to merry ...looking for cooked food not uncooked.


And with the Late of poverty in our country now ..

Is only few made ones are available..

Moreover..marriage is not meant for everyone...


Alot will remain unmarried..

Hence looking for rich


Dont want look for what to do on thrre own ..
Nigeria women are lazy idiots..

If you meet a woman ready to work real hard can you stand? what will you do to add value to her life ? Do you just expect a woman to do everything for herself and then be ready to move in and have your babies without you contributing to her life, that's what most of you want, a free bie even if you get Beyonce for free you'll still be incompetent , if you want a woman with goals first acquire wisdom so you learn how to not be so rude and uninteresting, we that are not lazy we won't settle for anyone just for love, imagine me working my ass off and someone expecting me to open leg just for " mutual pleasure " nothing comes free

ogechchukwu:
Please don't blame guys for women problem..
Is theirs .

Most of the women are looking for already made men ,,rich... to merry ...looking for cooked food not uncooked.


And with the Late of poverty in our country now ..

Is only few made ones are available..

Moreover..marriage is not meant for everyone...


Alot will remain unmarried..

Hence looking for rich


Dont want look for what to do on thrre own ..
Nigeria women are lazy idiots..

I pray your sister doesn't marry into poverty, what country are you from? Certainly you weren't born from a Nigerian woman whom you said are .........

jennyswt:
Hello everyone! This is actually my first thread since I joined NL..
Disclaimer: All the bashers, insulters and slayers, make sure you don't derail the thread. Thanks in anticipation

If you kiss him, you are easy
If you don't, you are frigid

If you praise him, he thinks you are fake
If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful

If you agree to all his likes, you are
submissive
If you don't, you are being controlling

If you visit him often, he thinks you're
desperate
If you don't, he thinks you're not interested

If you are well dressed, he says you are vain
If you don't, you are a dog

If you are jealous, he says you're possessive
If you're not, then he fools around

If you attempt a romance, he says you are
cheap
If you don't, he thinks you are cold

If you are a minute late, he says you are
fussy
If he is late, he says you're impatient

If you visit another man, you are fooling
around
If he is visited by another woman, "oh we're
just friends"

If you kiss him once in a while, he says
you're too shy
If you kiss him often, he says you're too
forward

If he fails to help you in crossing the street,
he brings up the feminist movement
If he does, he expects to be rewarded

If you talk, it's always too much
If you listen, it's never enough

IN SHORT
So complex, yet so predictable
So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their
own feelings)
So confusing, yet so funny - but most of all,
So irritating, yet so irresistible...

... MEN!

Its annoying
If you're a churchy girl you're too holy
You're a party girl you're too exposed

You slim , I like girls with booty
You get the booty , I wish you could lose some weight

They drool over Instagram photos of filtered princesses
Yet they don't want you to be anything like them coz they can't afford it

A woman with money is expected to hide it so she doesn't drive men away
A woman without money , is trying to use them too

If you faithful , you don't have choices
You cheat once, you a hoe

They faithful, nobody dies
They cheat for the 1000th time , its normal

You buy him a gift, you desperate
You don't get him anything , women are stingy

They'll be the same hypocrites dying over light skinned girls with thick butts
They'll be the same ones to ask why so and so went for booty surgery that killed her
Or why so and so is bleaching

tosyne2much:
I think I can relate to this

What I see here is that some ladies don't really have regard for calm guys but the dominant ones.

I like dominant guys but not the ones that overdo it, just be firm

ezechi24:
that's my ezejoly@gmail.com...that's my email...u still haven't told me where u reside

I don't want to leave any info about myself on nairaland, I'm just here to kill boredom

ezechi24:
why now?....you never know we could be good friends....I'm not trying to woo u dear ..where are u based...u never know I might be God sent.

You can drop your email , or WhatsApp number

luminouz:
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Hey boo since we're digging stuff up I just found out that "you think you rap " : I love competition but I prefer videos than lyrics , let's hear who sounds better, what do you think ?

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
Coincidence the damaged psych bitch danyyyyyyyyy is actually into music , I just clicked on your profile and saw this wack rap

If there's a price attached to this competition , I wouldn't mind dropping a video

luminouz:
Its luminouz d alien whoz smooth like silken linen....
Time to whoop Ur asses!

...
Loooool....waz these niggas saying....chew Ur words n spit em back @ u like am paying.... Its a new dawn..wake Ur asses up n get ready to cluck...fawns...n bring me my food while I yawn
Tick tock tick says d clock niggaz ....bounce up n down on my lyrics coz am playing u all like ping pong.....little kids challenging their elders...bow to me or lose Ur tiny ding dongs....or better still I pull off ur lying tongues with hot tongs while u choke n watch as I pull off Ur gf thongs n service her with my big prong!

U feeling d heat now.....d king is here on NL n u ain't seen nothing....a force of nature is me u can't stop nothing...u think am something? Na.....its been a while I defined noun as animal,place or thing!
Its me niggaz..d lightbringer...enemies quake in their shoes coz am d harbinger.....without lifting a finger or any pinger...I humiliate em n faces become beet red like a little ginger.....
Fall in line..fall in line is my clarion call......am d first n Ur y'all behind d me d king while am standing tall..this fall....am gonna battlewreck anyone who refuses to ball..behave n who knows amma even take u to d mall...or feast u in my gold encrusted hall while haters stay outside moping outside my wall.

Knock knock NL..who is there....door opens to reveal my kingly visage.....eyes wise as a sage but flint like pupils give idea of d lurking rage....a solid nose..stubborn granite jaw tell u DAT we aint on d same page or age while my black hooded full length robe complete d picture of a blood mage.
Cha!cha!cha! we match together!.. sing dis little niggaz
Snot dropping from noses like leaking water hoses... While I being moses d helper just have to correct their awkward poses...n like little girls..pluck em.some roses!
Playing hide n seek while d king brings them bread n meat.....did y'all forget when I wiped Ur poo stained asses...with grasses....while feeding u molasses....
How time flies n now Ur bosses?....just don't forget I raised u....little mosses!

BTW....although its a rap battle .....am sorry if some of d words sound kinda mean... No harm intended y'all.....

Now who has d balls to reply me.....y'all?
Mrtolotolo.....come over here!

Coincidence the damaged psych bitch danyyyyyyyyy is actually into music , I just clicked on your profile and saw this wack rap

Karac:
Lol... Na hypocrite them be. Trust me it's hard to find people who has got your back 100% these days, whether male or female.

Its really sad oh

ezechi24:
I think like the way u sound....let's know each other better dear....u sound respinsible

Lol I'm not here to make attachments , as much as I'd like to , I'll pass, thanks for your compliment too

luminouz:
See better superstory... All the men are fine and good but toxic and manipulative abi? What lies you tell!! Every time a girl says toxic and manipulative, I take two steps back from them.These girls always blame everyone for their drama and insecurities. You couldn't handle their independence and confidence and you couldn't cope. The issue is with you sis,not THEM. You are the problem damyyyyyy or whatever you call yourself.
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Know this and know peace babe...


N.B: I went through your profile and you called your own parents useless,discouraging and selfish and a waste of space. You are damaged my dear. Pray for healing

Lol you took your time to go through my profile and look for an unrelated post, I'll pray for employment to locate you , you were raised so well yet you turned out mannerless, its a shame, yes I lack the love of my biological parents but I did train myself and I am loved by the ones I grew up with , I don't blame anyone when I'm sure I'm wrong which made it easy for ppl like you to make me think I'm wrong, is it because women don't come out to mention the times they spend money on gifts and things for a man who didn't appreciate or ended up using her entirely , you're an arrogant living thing, your existence itself is damaged

efewizey:
96 percent of ladies are all dogs.. At this rate ii don't think I will get married.

What human in their right sense will marry a dog? Better stay single so you don't go and reproduce children with brains like yours