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Romance / Re: See How This Guy Punished Lady That Refused To Give Him Her Phone Number by daresimon(m): 10:53am On May 15, 2015
Na by force to give people number?

I don't blame the girl at all.

Make the guy come lagos or abuja come do werin hin do na dat time I fo know say e sure for am.

Arrant nonsense.

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Crime / Re: We Had Sex Twice By Mutual Consent ─ 14-year-old by daresimon(m): 2:34pm On May 12, 2015
kullozone:
nawa oh 14yrs...some pipu get mind sha!! buh that small gal too tho.

Too small?
Abeg come area and see girls of 14 years already mummys
Politics / Re: Why We Published Ayo Fayose’ S ‘ Death’ Advert On Buhari – The Sun by daresimon(m): 10:33pm On May 08, 2015
Wishing someone dead doesn't always work sometimes. The shit may even backfire and the wisher gets the wish.


Fayose should start 100 days prayer and fasting if he doesn't want calamity to befall him.

So says the prophet.
NYSC / Re: Corps Member Collapses During Swearing-in Ceremony In Jos (photo) by daresimon(m): 5:57am On May 08, 2015
RoyalPriesthuud:
Quickened recovery I pray for, Amen.

Don't know the cause for this special case tho, but for it too be so common in such occassions shows that most of us don't take our health serious.
No exercise during the undergraduate days... unfit youths! angry undecided


I even think it will be a female buh unfortunately a male.
Fashion / Re: Photos: The Power Of Makeup by daresimon(m): 1:18am On May 05, 2015
dovelike:

undecided
. This is trans4matn nt change
Family / Re: My Wife Insults And Threatens My Fiancee by daresimon(m): 11:29am On May 01, 2015
U no need two heads to think this one.
Use your one head abeg.
Don't start what you can't end.

Na so civil war dey take start o.

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Crime / Re: Policeman Kills Girlfriend, Inspector, & Himself Over Love by daresimon(m): 8:17am On May 01, 2015
This is from a movie right?
Politics / Re: Jonathan Approves Diezani’s Sister And 60 Others For Political Appointments by daresimon(m): 8:40pm On Apr 30, 2015
Brymo:
Fate has her golden sons, and her bastards.

And goodluck is one of the bastards
Politics / Re: Buhari First 7 Horrible Acts Since Becoming President Elect by daresimon(m): 8:09pm On Apr 30, 2015
You guys have been looking for ways to exonerate jonathan sha.
Abeg carry the guy go rome make dem canonize am abeg.
You wrote a nice piece of shit

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Politics / Re: 'Those Who Squandered Jonathan’s 'N2 Trillion' Campaign Largesse' - Encomium by daresimon(m): 10:41pm On Apr 29, 2015
ozoigbondu:
l can't believe that Some idiots believe that 2 trilion was spent for election campaign.The most annoying that is that those that was given the imaginary money has no name.



I think mere describing them should have given you insight into whom are being described. You don't have to talk with all your mouth open so says the yoruba parable
Education / Re: Beware! List Of 55 Illegal Universities In Nigeria - NUC 2015 List by daresimon(m): 1:00pm On Apr 27, 2015
chumakk:
I'm sure you will be first to send your child to private schools starting from nursery to secondary and also you will be the one to send them to those mushroom universities in UK, Russia and USA.


No way....

I attended public schools all my life....from primary to university and I didn't regret it.

Ma children better buckle up, they are goin to public schools if govt can revive it sha o
Education / Re: Beware! List Of 55 Illegal Universities In Nigeria - NUC 2015 List by daresimon(m): 9:04am On Apr 27, 2015
Codedrunscom:


This is so wrong, so what happens to the student who spends 5 years studying at the university and finally graduate with a certificate ?


Dats why you don't just go to a university for going sake.
Not a mushroom university.
Education / Re: Beware! List Of 55 Illegal Universities In Nigeria - NUC 2015 List by daresimon(m): 9:02am On Apr 27, 2015
chumakk:
It is the NUC or whatever they call themselves that needs to be shutdown and not this hard working schools who are trying to close the huge gap of qualified students willing to go to school but the so-called accredited schools don't have space for them. My free advice for them is to make them legal by signing the papers they have submitted and encourage more persons to open higher institutions. We need them badly.



When we said that the standard of education has fallen, am sure you will be one of those that talked. How do you ensure credibility in education when every tom, dick and harry can come here set up a university or tertiary institution?. NUC has been trying to set the standard for that since.
We don't want a university whose owner cannot complete a sentence in english language.
Webmasters / Re: List Of Top Search Engines In The World by daresimon(m): 9:41pm On Apr 23, 2015
Where is devilfinder?
Politics / Re: Buhari May Unveil Transition Committee Members This Week by daresimon(m): 1:34am On Apr 20, 2015
ozoigbondu:


Should you fear your leader undecided it is a sign of dictactorship and undemocratic high handness to fear someone you claim to have elected.A democratic leader should be respected not fear


Are u afraid of buhari ni?
Well am not, cos I didn't do nothing dat will make me.

You are only afraid when u know u've transgressed and those people mentioned have.

Fear the fear
Business / Re: Multi-choice MD, Spokesperson To Face Contempt Of Court Charge Over Dstv by daresimon(m): 1:15pm On Apr 17, 2015
fhranciz:


Broke people always think they have an opinion.


This isn't statement from a broke person but a person actually smarter dan u
Crime / Re: Photo: Lebanese Woman,others Use EFCC Vests For Robbery by daresimon(m): 4:06pm On Apr 16, 2015
belamour:
I thought Eze goes to school how come Eze turn the gang leader grin grin grin

SENATOR SENATOR


Eze dropped out of school and joined a gang of robbers
Crime / Re: Photo: Lebanese Woman,others Use EFCC Vests For Robbery by daresimon(m): 4:06pm On Apr 16, 2015
belamour:
I thought Eze goes to school how come Eze turn the gang leader grin grin grin

SENATOR SENATOR


Eze dropped out of school and a gang of robbers
Politics / Re: Okorocha Says Imo Supplementary Election Unnecessary; Claims Victory by daresimon(m): 1:01pm On Apr 13, 2015
lalasticlala:


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/181390-okorocha-says-imo-supplementary-election-unnecessary-claims-victory.html



Sometimes I wish amadioha could just strike some of these manipulators of election results.

This rigging is way too rampant in the east for crying out loud.

Well if amadioha cannot do it, then I think Shango can help them with the thunderstrike.

Owelle seems to be the only sensible man from that east that I respect. The rest are just part of bandwangons.

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Politics / Re: PDP Politicians Take Note: Buhari Didn’t Join PDP When He Couldn’t Beat Them by daresimon(m): 5:01pm On Apr 10, 2015
jazzydee:
History of buhari political ship jumping:
1).2003 and 2007 presidential candidate under the platform of ANPP.
2).2011 left ANPP and joined CPC and became presidential candidate for 2011 under the platform of CPC
3).2015 left/merged CPC to form APC and became presidential candidate for 2015 election.

Buhari is not an example of a committed party member he has jumped ship three times in his 13 yrs political history. He is not a yard stick nor a model of loyalty to any political party.

I will not be surprised if he joins a different party or forms a new alliance for the 2019 presidential election once the nascent union of strange bedfellows called APC disintegrate over the looming unchecked party chieftain egos that is already haunting the flickering union.


The only party he left then was ANPP, HE DIDNOT left CPC , He formed CPC and later merged with with ACN to form APC. He is not a boat jumper as you thought.

Where is ANPP today? Have they not become part of APC?.

Merger does it bro, not jumping.
And the way PDP members are jumping to APC ehn? They will soon jump over the lagoon
Religion / Re: Jide Macaulay, Nigerian Gay Pastor Writes Letter To Homophobes With Bible Quotes by daresimon(m): 4:53pm On Apr 10, 2015
Mission self destruct.

There will always be a reason for every evils u do.
Its hos problem not mine.
As my father will always say know whom you believe
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari: A New Type Of First Lady In Nigeria?-AFP by daresimon(m): 9:05pm On Apr 09, 2015
mazinaija:
I did little Mathematics and discovered that Buhari was 46 when he married Aisha in 1989, and she was 18 then. That means our presido elect is almost a paedophile (just one year by chance, because am sure he is lucky to escape marrying her at 17).

U r right but lue to me dat u neva f**ked an underage girl. She was 18 wen she got married. Is dat not old enough? Awon eeyan yi sha. Smh!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Immigration Recruit-not Shortlisted-issues-compass 08 by daresimon(m): 5:02pm On Apr 08, 2015
stepo707:
I was shortlisted but don't meet the 1.7m height requirement.should I still go for the test? Am worried I might be embarassed




We are in the same shoes bro
Celebrities / Re: Photos : Yul Edochie Exposes Homosexual Chasing Him For S*x by daresimon(m): 8:46pm On Apr 07, 2015
silverdam:
There is more to this story... How come it has gotten to the extent of him asking for your nudes? It means you guys have been involved one way or the other. Eeeeew!

There is more to this story, the alleged gay guy can't just be threatening you just because you refuse to be gay, something else happened. Maybe a bad break up between you two lovers that caused this. Please tell us more before we attack your toaster.

I tot Yul is married.


That is wrong way of assessing the it. I have been a victim of this gay stuff also on baddoo. I met a guy on baddoo and the next thing he was talking about was my nudes. Never met the guy and I can't even remember his name. He was one of the reasons I stopped loggin on to baddoo coupled with the fact that I lost my password

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Politics / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo To Ooni Of Ife: Mind Your Own Business by daresimon(m): 4:57pm On Apr 06, 2015
zstranger:


We dont even know that.
There is no evidence that Oyo ever conquered Ife.

Is there something you know that is not in the public domain?


Oyo didnot and never fought Ife, so dere is no need for conquering. Buh I want to believe that there is something behind this supremacy battle we are not told.
Politics / Re: Alleged Anti-Igbo Comment: What Oba Akiolu Really Said — Palace by daresimon(m): 3:56pm On Apr 06, 2015
If he really said it. Why didn't the igbo delegates react there and then?

Got me thinking its pdp again

Mtchew. Same they did with Ajimobi's voice in Oyo state.

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Obasanjo's Letter To Buhari: Much Harm Has Been DoneThe Military by daresimon(m): 9:35pm On Apr 01, 2015
jorge1980:


Why is there no unlike button on nairaland?

He is better than all the east can produce from 1960 till date
Politics / Re: Photo Of Obasanjo's Letter To Buhari: Much Harm Has Been DoneThe Military by daresimon(m): 9:33pm On Apr 01, 2015
Vikkie14:
This man should just shut up for once.
Just running mouth "yanyanyanyanyan" like someone wey honey bees don sting.

Copswallop

For 8years that he served as the President, what were his achievements in all the sectors he mentioned esp the Military? He detest anyone that want to or that does "out-do", "out-perform" him. GMB should be on his guide regarding this man. He is interested in his own interest than our collective interests.

It's Historical and "undeniable" FACT that OBJ "DELIBERATELY" starve the Military of arms and ammunitions because he fear they could used that against him in a coup.
When will he halt this ShowOfShame??

Did he think he is that relevant in Nigeria again? Am not angry with him but his HYPOCRISY--a green snake under the green grass, could strike with a lethal bite anytime.
Someone should be wary of this man. The only people who doesn't know anything about Military history will be bereft of idea on why our Military had been like this before Jonathan did some upgrading and re-arming for them.
We knew how many "arms and ammunitions" he bought during his regime and those that rot away in Ikeja and other military barracks across the country. We know what Jonathan had bought and those still in transit.

If he think he can sway people in power anyhow he want, i think Jonathan had shown him #GetLost and i know GMB wont succumb to OBJ "gifts". Am just angry with the level of Hypocrisy he is showing these days.

"HISTORY WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT EACH PRESIDENTS(gone,present and still to come) HAD DONE AND WILL DO.


We need URGENT and BIG re-arming and THAT'S ALL AM CONCERN WITH. Nothing More, Nothing Less.

Nigeria should do away with those who runs mouth like the anus of a fowl.

GodBlessNigeria
GodBlessNigerianMilitary
GodBlessNigerians




By their words u shall know them

What has he said dat is not happening?
Am sure u r one of dose who voted for d loser.

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Politics / Re: Next Senate President by daresimon(m): 5:05pm On Apr 01, 2015
The position suppose go to the south south or south east but this one wey dem don carry all their eggs put for one basket now.
Abeg shey no senator from that region dey wey be APC man?

Now these people go start to dey shout marginalisation now ehn?
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Buhari Receiving Congratulatory Call From Jonathan by daresimon(m): 7:27pm On Mar 31, 2015
Abeg wey all the association of witches and wizards wey dey run deir mouth?



Sai buhari jor.

Gej till May 28
Literature / Re: Outrageous Books You Won’t Believe Actually Exist by daresimon(m): 8:15pm On Mar 22, 2015
ichidodo:
If you can help us find Defence against the dark arts books and other witchcraft books.That will be fine.
. 2much harry potter enh?

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Politics / Re: Daura Indigenes Wash Off GEJ's Visit With Water After Leaving Kastina by daresimon(m): 12:37pm On Mar 22, 2015
nzeadachie:
WASHING THE ROAD GOODLUCK BUILT FOR THEM, WHY THEY NO BREAK AND SCATTER THE ROAD?




Which road did he build?

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