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VisaChris:
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Hello Chris, i will like to get the shengen visa for my brother, but that price of urs is too much, cant u bring it down?

playboy19:
Everybody should relax, all this is not real, We are only shooting a movie, titled "Terminator Naija". It will only take 16 years for the shooting and bombing and after that we'll evacuate our location,

But i dont like that title `terminator Naija`, i would prefer `Terminator North`, or `Terminator Arewa.`

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=699903.msg8601434#msg8601434 date=1309190971]I'm so proud and in love with daroz Tuface.     Congratulobia for bringing the award home, guys.[/quote]Hello missy, me, I am inluv with u.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=699771.msg8596371#msg8596371 date=1309123300]Just curious.[/quote]Its an Edo(Bini) last name, but why did u asked?

I really love what is happening. BH should continue to bomb, and GEJ should continue to watch(as long they dont come to south). Reducing their population by hook or crook will really give us advantage if war should eventually break out by the time we are breaking up from them in 2015. We need more of this, infact it should be extended to other northern states.

190:
I Bet that the man is IBO

samoks:
Please get a life, what do you mean? You've just lost one of your fan(s) with that silly comment

Even 190 has a fan?
na wa o

islamrules:
Lets all be sincere, we Nigerians made a mistake voting for Jonathan. he is just a pathetic, figurehead with no agenda and will F*****k him

slap1:
They don't fall from the sky, bro! They are somewhere, on ground! Just like the Aba kidnappers, people know them and where they stay, I guess the people that should come out against them still see them as 'our brothers'. Till they bomb Aso Rock, GEJ will not stop protecting useless interests and sit-up.

You notherners are all fools. Instead of blaming your silly backward religion, you are there blaming GEJ. What has he to do with this? If u were in his shoes, what would you have done better? We all know all these bombings are only taking place in other for you guys to discredit his government. If boko haram was actually to fight against western education, why are they not bombing schools? This is strictly religious/ political, and you will all fail. Infact u will only end up distroying urselfs. The fact is that if i was GEJ, i wont even respond yet. You northeners baked the cake, u should eat it. I only pity the foolish southerners who still leave in that God forsakening place. nonsence.

obowunmi:
Is Okonjo-Iweala the only education person in Nigeria ? This is sad news. Nigeria needs to start generating a strong pipeline of leaders.

@obowunmi, sorry, what do u mean by education person??

190:
Forza Germany where i get my papers na there be FORZA

rasputinn:
^^^
O boy you no be anything for Germany,don't let me tell you what they REALLY think of you

Hahahahahahahahaaha


Abeg, free the cafe attendant jor.

I watched the match live at samuel Ogbemudia Stadium in Benin City. By the time I got there, the place was already filled to capacity. Thosands of fans were denied access to the stadium, even after buying tickets. someone I knew had to smuggle me in. I promised to give live update from there, but I couldnt becos the position I was was not comfortable for me, even to get a standing space was not easy for me. But thank God someone like Newmusic was able to give you guys the update, getting his info from the net. I however took some pictures of the event. As soon as the network is strong enough, I will upload it for you guys to see.

naijaking1:
It's the slave-owner's mentality of core northerners that makes them think a liter of petrol ought to sell for the same price everywhere in Nigeria. Does a cup of rice sell for the same price everywhere in Nigeria? What about milk, garri, or even yam?

Gbam.

4pm @ Sam Ogbemudia Stadium, Benin? Thank God I am still around, I must watch it live. If the match is not brocasted live on our local TV stations or cable< I will give you guys live update right from the stadium, via my phone.

hackney:
Majority of food stuff are grown in the north ( i presume).

Denying the north the proceeds of crude oil will be an act against humanity. (same country)
I believe the S.S deserves much more of the proceeds but one needs to show fairness to
the north because if nothing else,they have some humans amongst them and they need to run their society too.

MIBB:
[bmy dear poster, does the North share the food stuffs with other Nigerians for free? why must you insist on total dependency on that zones to the extent that its becoming a drag on the nation?

My brother, ask them o, does the north give us their food for free, or the federal Government give us (the south south) monthly allocation from their agriculral produce? Do they even contibute anything to the federal purse? They keep all their money to them selves and yet expect to share from our own. Even the price of the  so called food they bring to the south are well inflirted to up to 400% at times. They should even be thankfull  we buy from them. or they forgot  we have the land, the good climate and enough manpower/education to even develop our agriculral sector that will surpass what they think they are producing with their crude farm impliments. Infact I thank God for what Edo state is presently working on. These abokis go hear am hot this time around. By the time they travel all the way from the north to south and nobody buys their produce, them go know say water don pass garri.

odiaero:
Where or what is Akure?

Akure is a name of a rare tiny bird found in the forest. It has almost gone into extinction. 

I have spoken to some of his close friends, and they confirmed his story. However, i have asked a lawyer to handle the matter as I am leaving the country this weekend.

Abeg make una leave the man alone.

swaggerboi2011:
I CONFIRM THIS STORY AS 100% TRUE THAT THE GOVERNOR WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR IT. I AM A STUDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY (AAU) AND THE GOVERNOR HAVE BEEN REALLY COMING TO SEE HER IN EKPOMA , THE GIRL IS A PART-TIME STUDENT AT EMAUDO CAMPUS, RuMOUR HAD IT THAT HE WANTED TO MARRY HER BUT I DONT SEE IT POSIBLE ANYMORE SINCE THIS HAS HAPPENED,  ALONE SIDE WITH THAT? HE HAS ALSO BEEN SNICKING INTO EKPOMA LOTS OF TIMES CLUBING AND SLEEPING WITH YOUNG GIRLS AT THE UNIVERSITY,  HE ALWAYS LOGDE AT A HOTEL CALLED SUPREME AND ALWAYS LEAVES VERY EARLY AT MORNING, THIS ISSUES REALLY HAVE TO BE TAKEN CARE OF,, I WOULD HAVE POSTED THIS WITH MY OTHER ID ON NL, BUT I DECIDED TO DO IT WITH THIS ONE FOR ANONYMOUS REASONS. GOD HELP US ALL

190:
Shakin my head ^ There lies a responsible man and governor - 6months after the death of his wife

he's got another lady pregnant :

sneaking into a hotel to sleep with girls

shakin my head

This two pple are one and the same, I can really bet anything on it, if not why will you go all the way to open ID just to comment on this issue? Is your former id not ANONYMOUS enough? So I advice u, go and get a job, cos an idle minded person is the devils workshop.

This is a big disgrace to the Nigeria army. What are they even thought in the NDA? Discipline should be their watch word.

keyremotes:
Let them demonstrate their power with robbers and the Niger delta militants.

There is a difference between respect and fear.

Soldiers are not respected here in Nigeria. They only feared because of their wild tendencies.

Very correct, I absolutely agree with u

Baptist High School, Benin City.

Hello Nairalanders, my younger brother (who happens to be an SS2 student of one of the missionary owned school in Benin city) arrived from school today, looking so haggard, frustrated and brutalized. And when I asked him what the problem is, he said he was severally punished for a minor offence he even didn’t commit.
According to him, when he arrived school this morning, the 22nd of June, he met a lot of people at the gate, being heard outside because of failure to pay school fees. Having paid his own about 4weeks ago, he demanded to enter the school, but the gateman prevented him, saying he can only gain access to the school compound if he tenders his teller. The young boy informed him that despite he has paid, the school is yet to give him his teller, that if he really wants to know the truth he should go and check the list with the school bursar immediately, and that a physics test has been scheduled for 8.30 that morning, and that he can’t afford to miss it. But the gateman refuse to go and find out, instead he said if he is sure of the payment, he should wait for the bursar there at the gate, even if it takes the full day for him to come out and even if he had to even miss the useless test. That was when boy said that if he(the gateman) had been educated, he will know the value of school, and he won’t have been talking like that, and that he is only saying what he is saying because of his lack of education.
At this, the other students at the gate, who severely despise the gateman because of his nonchalant attitude, all burst into laughter. This infuriated the gateman who immediately grabbed my brother`s shirt in an attempt to beat him up. But at that point the bursars walked in. Realizing the magnitude of the act he was almost about committing, he quickly turned to the bursar, lying to him that the young man has been pouring insults on him right from when he stepped at the gate. Without asking questions, the bursar immediately ordered my brother to kneel down at the hard concrete floor, under the hot morning sun, of which he did immediately. But after spending just 3mins at the gate, the man return back to the school complex without addressing the real issue at hand, and totally forgetting he had ordered someone to kneel down on that hard floor.
According to Larry, my brother, after kneeling for close to 20mins, totally neglected, (acknowledging his physics test was due in less than 5mins) he got up and went straight to the gate, insisting he gets in irrespective of whether they want it or not. It was at that point the gateman called the bursar on phone, telling him that that same student he had asked to knell down had refused, but instead he making bigger trouble at the gate. At that point, the bursar went straight to the principal to lodge the complaint, and the principal immediately summon for the student in question.
After listening to Larry’s story, the principal also sent for the gateman, who I an attempt to defend himself, totally twisted the whole event in his own favor. To worsen everything, even the bursar supported him that all he said was true, as if he was actually there when all happened. Without trying to find the fact from a neutral body, the principal immediately took my brother and flogged him severally with double cain. And thereafter, took him to a very bushy field and gave him a large portion to clear, without which he will face immediate rustication, which my brother then spent the whole of the school hours with.


Now the issue is this; I know my baby brother very well, he is a very decent, sincere and serious minded person, and I believe his story very well. He has been coming 1st in his class, right from the very beginning, that we even change him to the school some years back, in other for him to have better competitors in his class. With the way he was brought up, there is no way he will start insulting his elders (even a school gateman) because he even treat the one at home with great respect, despite the inferiority associated with the job.
2ndly, even if the gateman was really insulted as he said, do the school/principal have the right to severely punish him to such enormity?
Now that it has been done, what step should I take? Mind you, the school might want to use the possibility of rustication to threaten us and to restrict any action we may want to take. Please I need intelligent contributions from intelligent people in the house, most especially the lawyers, school proprietors/teacher and parents/ guidance of the house. Thank you.

[quote author=musiwa, link=topic=696732.msg8571350#msg8571350 date=1308774414]i know why jonathan goodluck pick Mary Onyali Omagbemi, he was scared to pick me, but jonathan goodluck is scared, that i may say no. . Nigerian promises you so much, but when you get to nigeria they disappoint you. Prove to me Jonathan Goodluck will keep his word.

I think[/quote][quote author=musiwa, link=topic=696732.msg8571923#msg8571923 date=1308781836]I dont intend to compare me to her, but I know why they pick her. I know her life story from start to the end.

why do jonathan goodluck want me back in nigeria. so he want the real segun. I sound sweet over the internet abi.

I believe a society must help its people. And I am not about myself. I am about my people. since I know millions of life depend on me.[/quote][quote author=musiwa, link=topic=696732.msg8572008#msg8572008 date=1308782696]andrew, where in the statement did I change. I said I know who she is.

I do believe so, after I have looked at the satellite pictures. I grew up with alot of Igbo people. that why I understand Igbo. What they are trying to do is win me over.

I do not hate any nigerian , i love nigeria than most of you people. you can go and find out, I dont have hate in me. My vice principle in secondary school. Is C Nwagwu wife. the former director of currency at the central bank. he is the one whose signature use to be on the nigeria naira. She will tell you, I had alot of Igbo and Hausa friend as a child. So it is not an issue of hating anyone. but an issue with the satellite picture. And I dont want nigeria to have a civil war.

I will not be risking been charge for treason under nigeria law, if I was not trying to save people life. I know the life of 150,000,000 people depend on me and the satellite picture that i tell the truth. Knowing nigeria history, it will lead to a civil war.

I know mary onyali. On if I will return back to Nigeria . I will . but I believe , people in nigeria can have a better life. and I can make that change with nearly 2 decade abroad.

I know the system very well over here to make change.
i get the feeling Jonathan goodluck want me back in nigeria. i am too open mind to speak the truth, can jonathan goodluck listen to the truth.[/quote][quote author=musiwa, link=topic=696732.msg8572121#msg8572121 date=1308784100]Andre Uweh , I am like a key that can turn impeachment on Jonathan or save Jonathan goodluck from impeachment. since ACN is in control of the south west. I know most of them.

So when the north throw impeachment. he want to be able to block it. but it this way, my friend and schoolmate father is the president of Christ apostolic church, I know redeemed church very well. my friend father started the celestial church of Christ. I know those in control of baptist church in Nigeria. the Anglican church head, sword of the spirit, and many of the church.

I have strong family root. that can block an impeachment in the senate and house of representative. That why I think Jonathan Goodluck want me back in Nigeria. base on some of his appointment.


this how the house look like, they will impeach him.

And you, i can change the life of Nigerian, by what I know. I dont say it. i know so.[/quote][quote author=musiwa, link=topic=696732.msg8572330#msg8572330 date=1308788243]Andre Uweh, because i know many igbo people dont change the satellite pictures. we still have problem in nigeria.[/quote]Insanity is a real seriuos decease, i pity this guy`s family.

Guyman02:
I wont blame any parent who doent want their wards to serve in certain areas as a precautionary measure. It is unadvisable for a youth corp member to wear his uniform on the streets of Maiduguri under the present situation because you stand the chance of being gunned by motorcycle riding AK47 clutching Boko Haram members who may see them as Govt agents.
Many CPC supporters still view corpers as part of the rigging mechanism used to deny their Mai Gaskiya his presidential ambition.

Advice: if you must serve in some northern states, after orientation camp, dump your NYSC uniform in a bag and go to your place of primary assignment in kaftans and probably grow a beard (bia bia) then for the ladies learn to wear the hijab (veil), free flowing trousers or wrapper, long sleeve shirts that falls below your butts and hopefully you will be fine by not attracting unnecessary attention as an arni (infidel) on yourselves.

Avoid any writeup or booklet in arabic alphabet or you will be wrongly accused of desecrating the Koran.

For you Christian preachers, please dont go around evangilizing and arguing over religious matters or you may be acused of abusing the prophet (Apostacy) and that could attract mob action.

Avoid having affairs with their daughters or you may be accused of defiling her with infidel blood, but they are happy when they see their men dating Christian ladies as they view that as a conquest with the possibility that if it leads to marriage the Christian lady will bear kids that will follow Islam (Maryam Babangida) and even be converted.

Avoid using Almajiri kids to wash and clean your clothes and house as they have the tendency to claim that you were seen cleaning your anus with a sheet from the holy book and that will spell doom.

Avoid alcohol joints as they are seen as a place of gathering for infidels that could be attacked for a reward from Allah.

Avoid INEC electoral duties.

Avoid passing through the Mosque area especially on Fridays when others are bowing and you are walking majestically across their front the Hisbah (Islamic police) may come for and you could be dealth with severely.

When you hear shouts of Allahu Akbar continuosly different from the normal call to prayer just sense trouble and make your way out of that location, it could be a call for mob action.

There are other rules that you must keep and you will have a memorable service year in the North and in the end you may even wish to remain there and pick a job.

This may sound funny, but it must be taken seriously.

so so kill kill kill. These northeners, them no dey tire self?

I am so impress with the almost unanimous contribution so far. Some pple are forgeting that this is Africa, and that no matter how will try, we can never be like oyibo. Besides, there is nothing wrong with what he has done. And as for 190, you pple shouldnt mind him, he is not only jobless, but mentally RE-tarded.

bashdecash:
@purestboy, Nairaland is my favourite website, as u can see, i've registered since 2007 but my number is not that much. i only visit to read all the personal contributions and insults when it comes to northerners and islam but i chose to stop responding to the posts.

i only responded to this one cos of WHO wrote it and am very sure he too will regret his actions as d thread goes on.

@JAMALAH, THE THREAD HAS STARTED TAKING THE DIMENSION I WAS WARNING U ABOUT, CONGRATULATIONS

So u are only on nairaland just to defend islam, irespective of what is being said about it. Now I see where u are coming from. Despite all ur so called enlightenment? With great sincerety, i will say u are a big disppointment. Are u blind to all the senceless killing going on? Without atticles like this how do u like the problems can be resolved?

bashdecash:
i laugh in fulfulde, dont be offended because i pointed to you that u are re-awakening Fitnah (trouble).

And i dont want to know you either cos i dont deal with faceless people, check my profile and compare it with your own and u can easily identify d difference.
one thing i know is that some pple are paid frm other countries to come and instigate internet populace to create uprising just like how internet is used in egypt which coincidentally u where there.

must the prophesy of US that 9ja will disintegrate by 2015 come true.

dey have managed to destroy MOST oil rich countries and now there is boko haram in 9ja, is it to justify their having military base in 9ja?

what is so spetacular about ur profile? Is it the fact that you were courageous enough to put on a tie(while still covering ur face to prevent ur muslim brothers who sees it as a betrayer, to reconize u)?

splashbaby:
Investigators, probing last Thursday’s bomb blast at the Force Headquarters, Abuja, may have .,.,, ,.,.,.,.,.
One of the suspects was said to be cooperating with detectives and he had been taken back to Maiduguri to help investigators track down the leader of the radical sect.

I bow o, i think say na only me observe am

Richvkunt:
I would like to commend the customs officials at Tin Can Island port.
The customs are doing a good job considering the constraints under which they operate.
Poor salary,no good operational vehicles,delapidated barracks,and multiple footpaths along our ill defined borders.
I am talking about the junior officers and the middle cadre officers and not the fat cats at the top.
Once again kudos for a job well done!

Which custom officer are you talking about? Nigerian custom? You must be a comedian, cos as far as i know, nigeria custom are the biggest thief in this country.

andyanders:
This is bulshiiiit. How much is 110,000? That is small amount of money. I can even give out that over the counter. Let me say it out here; If the customs declared that $110,000 was brought in illegally, then, that must have been about $1,100,000.Million dollars. Nobody can just hide only $110,000 in a container. What stopped the person from sending that money through any other means like money gram and then come back to pick his money. The customs has something to hide. Not Nigerian customs men. Not in this world will they convince me that they intercepted that amount alone. They must have stolen 1 million dollars and declared 110,000

God bless u my brother

T9ksy:
@ Op, what a moronic suggestion!!!

Did anyone advice yara dozer to resign even when the man finally came back from saudi arabia on a life support machine?
I did not expect Odechukwu to solve a tenth of our myriad problems but hey he's the president now, let those who vowed to make nigeria ungovernable for him, do their worst. when heaven falls, it won't be selective where it does.
Resign ko. Term elongation ni.

I love that