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Jokes Etc › Re: The Power Of Ganger by DAVE5(m): 1:11am On Jul 23, 2011
lol
Jokes Etc › Re: Not All Men by DAVE5(m): 1:07am On Jul 23, 2011
jooh
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Get To Taiwan From China by DAVE5(m): 1:00am On Jul 23, 2011
wtf is dis
Jokes Etc › Re: Change Of Name by DAVE5(m): 12:51am On Jul 23, 2011
an igbo man'll always remain d same
Jokes Etc › Re: Just Drop A Smile by DAVE5(m): 12:48am On Jul 23, 2011
;d
Jokes Etc › Re: Do You Remember? by DAVE5(m): 12:40am On Jul 23, 2011
this post reminds of the good old days
Jokes Etc › Re: Simple Arithmetic by DAVE5(m): 12:36am On Jul 23, 2011
me
Jokes Etc › Re: The Poor Man At The Restaurant Behaved Badly. by DAVE5(m): 12:28am On Jul 23, 2011
is it my sense or u dont know how to tell a joke?
Pls stick to readin instead of tryna make up a silly piece of crap
Jokes Etc › Re: Is This Normal by DAVE5(m): 12:19am On Jul 23, 2011
should i cry 4 u or laff?which?
Jokes Etc › Re: Met My Tailor Drunk by DAVE5(m): 12:12am On Jul 23, 2011
hin no go happy to c him pix 4 public website ohh
Jokes Etc › Re: Whats A Politics ? by DAVE5(m): 12:08am On Jul 23, 2011
this is quite old mr poster
Jokes Etc › Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by DAVE5(m): 12:03am On Jul 23, 2011
i used to tink women got pregnant if she n her husband jst laid down on d bed 2geda,used to tink i would 1 day bring out the cars n fancy things 4rm the tv screen(i even asked my pman 1ce if it was possible n he blatantly said YES)
Politics › Re: Boko Haram:we Have 100 Volunteer Suicide Bombers For 2011 High Profile Targets by DAVE5(m): 11:48pm On Jul 22, 2011
its like a joke n they're killin innocent pple,hmmnn,the world we live in,
Jokes Etc › Re: Warning! by DAVE5(m): 11:37pm On Jul 22, 2011
that guy nah badt sharp guy
Jokes Etc › Re: El Guava, The Facebook Backstabber And Gossiper by DAVE5(m): 11:28pm On Jul 22, 2011
why r these niggerz washin their dirty boxers in public,is it supposed to be our biz
Jokes Etc › Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by DAVE5(m): 10:59pm On Jul 22, 2011
chei i no know say studio dey yaba left ohh
Jokes Etc › Re: Shit My Dad Says by DAVE5(m): 7:04pm On Jul 22, 2011
poster u'r so dry u make d sahara desert jealous,we came 2 read jokes not what ur father says
Jokes Etc › Re: Pick One by DAVE5(m): 7:00pm On Jul 22, 2011
haba,wetin d poor gurl do nah?
Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by DAVE5(m): 6:57pm On Jul 22, 2011
nice 1s n more jokes pls,
Jokes Etc › Re: The Pregnant 18yr Old Girl by DAVE5(m): 6:44pm On Jul 22, 2011
zealot4me:
GEEZ! the father sef no try chei see hw money dey finish poor man
u neva hia say money dey make iron melt nd flow
abeg clap 4 d poster jare
Jokes Etc › Re: This Funny: Hillary Clinton Died And Went To Heaven. by DAVE5(m): 6:25pm On Jul 22, 2011
this is so old but it got me laffin all d way
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase? by DAVE5(m): 6:13pm On Jul 22, 2011
nice one poster
Politics › Re: Questions every Nigerian should answer by DAVE5(m): 12:41am On Jul 21, 2011
nigboy:
Can we spark up a revolution as our Egyptian Counterparts did?
b4 u start d spark i'll like 2 ask u som questions
how old r u?
Do u hav children n how many?
Are ur parents still alive?
What hav u achieved on earth? Etc etc
if all these questions hav meaning 2 u beta stay put n thank God u'r alive
Phones › Re: Your Phone Stolen? Share Your Experience by DAVE5(m): 2:12am On Jul 08, 2011
i have quite a history with stolen/missing phones
my nokia 3310 was collected by some juju guys abt 4 years ago,
chinco n95 dropped out of my pocket in a cab 3 years ago
nokia n72 and a motorola f3 collected at gun point by armed guys in my room
sony ericsson w580i dropped out of my pocket in a cab
samsung e250 dropped again in a cab
samsung m620 dropped in a cab but i found it then it was given to a friend for repair and hasnt been returned
samsung flip sold to a friend which i neva got paid for
nokia 1100 phonenapped by a friend,
I try nah abi,at least i don use abt 16-20 in 4 years
Computers › Re: Get Googleplus Invitation Now by DAVE5(m): 1:56am On Jul 08, 2011
sokolo690@gmail.com
Phones › Re: Airtel - I Paid 1000 Naira For 100mb, I Got 200mb, But I Can Open A Page! by DAVE5(m): 1:40am On Jul 08, 2011
guys am positive about our dear airtel,dont worry they'll soon be back to serve us all beta,so be patient with then
Romance › Re: Can Prostitution Ever Be Justified? by DAVE5(m): 1:19am On Jul 08, 2011
its called using what u hav to get what u want.y save a pucee that would still rot some day,,use ur pucee wisely,,make some cheese from it.
Boys have their yahoo yahoo n girls have their proztitution.no cheatin
Romance › Re: Let's Discuss Why Relationships Break Up. . . by DAVE5(m): 12:50am On Jul 08, 2011
why relationships break? Interestin,a relationship to me is like watching only one station(probably afmag) on ur dstv,it becomes boring n u jst cant help but switch stations(this is where the break up sets in),its not jst infidelity,financial matters etc but change of preference
Politics › Re: Questions every Nigerian should answer by DAVE5(m): 2:14am On Jul 03, 2011
@ poster i feeeel ur pain,but jst like the 1st reply say 'the who wan die phrase' wont let us even u do a thing.
But u kan start d much needed revolution n i'll join u in 50years time when my life is almost over so i wont have much to loose then
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Economy May Overtake South Africa By 2025 - Morgan Stanley by DAVE5(m): 1:58am On Jul 03, 2011
they wan give ma pple false hopes.dis kontry when hin b say everybody(even small pikin dem) get solution to our problems but still nothing dey work

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