₦airaland Forum

ZiggyMr:
Had a similar experience last week, after submitting all necessary documents at a branch, few weeks later went to another branch for withdrawal was told my account was Frozen. Frozen!!! Why? I was told to bring my documents again and wait for 14days for it to be resolved. Now am counting 14days

Wow, frozen, just like that

I can only imagine the inconveniences this would have cost and/or caused you, and would still cost and/or cause you

I don abandon the account tay yay, sorry though

Esseite:
The Govt is to blame 100%... if dollar was at N150, newer cars/trucks would be cheaper..

You actually have a valid point

Sad part is dollar is now gaining against the naira and we all know the effect

Kreamie:
Lol...

Those danfos should be the prime target..


Death traps - Tyre fit just fly comot whilst in motion, wipers don't work, horns don't work, smoking exhausts etc..

Unclean - You can't have a white attire on and not get stained. It's impossible except you take extra extra extra precaution.

Unreliable - They can decide to offload their passengers anywhere as it suits them

Ugly - Simply put, they're an eyesore.

VERY uncomfortable - Wooden seats with no cushions with metal backrests. . You'll get to your destination fatigued.

Unhygienic - Oil smears everywhere, dirty seats, uncleaned windows etc..

Public transport system in Nigeria especially Lagos is a whole different kind of hell on its own

Mateen1000:
The Original list
1) Pogba
2) Pogba
3) Pogba
4) Pogba
5) Pogba
6) Mendy

I rest my case

U be better clown, your case really needs to be rested from ur kind person

Imagine this guy literally rest him "case"

LOL

Treshmike:
Get it right.
It's not the bank, it's the Federal government through the bank.

Federal government through the bank or bank through federal govt scheme, it's all serves the same purpose, which is; to reap the common of his hard earned money

At the end, I'll be short of the money being forcefully collected becos I paid money into my bank account, meanwhile the government does not put such monies to good use, it would be looted by one b@stard who thinks Nigeria is his father's property

As far as I remember, this has been put into action since

This is Nigeria..
This is Nigeria...

If you didn't read before

This is Nigeria

where our taxes are only to fund politician's luxurious lifestyles, no infrastructure like someone rightly said up there

Soul47:
Na KYC

Customer Info update after a while.

Nothing much.

I run from first bank, why

I wanted to withdraw 60k cash over the counter or do transfer using form, they said they don't attend to withdrawal or transfer less than 100k, meanwhile I purposely don't have an atm or do online banking so I can save money except an emergency comes up, emergency came, I withdrew till it became 60k, I still needed the 60k and they didn't want to give me my own money, I had to transfer 40k there, waited cos I don't receive alerts either, checked to see if the 40k hit the account so I cld withdraw 100, waited for hours still no show, and I went home feeling stupid cos it was a Friday and I needed the fund for the weekend plus I was now short of 40k extra


Bastard bank of a stupid system

First bank !!! Very stupid bank

Actuarydeji:
It is a pity! I need to withdraw my money from Polaris on Monday, I can't cope with FBN poor customer service

I actually stopped using my first bank account since last year cos of their poor customer service in all their branches I had visited, I told them to deactivate my account and they were saying stories (how can we help, you don't have to, account can't be deactivated, what happened, just continue, after the stupid deed had been done) now my Polaris account would become first bank as well, tueh

I get 8kplus in the polaris, I'll withdraw and close the account too if they refuse to deactivate, I abandon and delete like I did to my former first bank

First bank!!! Tueh tueh

ddippset:
NIgeria sure has a lot of angry people.

Some are genuinely angry at the state of affairs in the country, the cost of living and the corruption. KUDOS.

While most have been angry since 2015, and have refused to stop being angry.

What is wrong with what they did?
Rather they are indirectly encouraging Nigerians to begin to greet that way.

After all Nigeria does not have Corona issues ATM.

The state of the nation is enough to drive anybody crazily angry, my wife told me I'm letting it get to me too much, how can it not

Today dollar is gaining against the naira, it's implications can not be undermined, but there are men that could single handedly drive the dollar down

Who:

men like dangote, adenuga, otedola, tinubu (using the stolen funds) and other thieving politicians and super rich elites/business men

How:

Massive Industrialization, let the politicians steal our money ohh, no wahala, but use the stolen to establish productive businesses that can turn raw materials to finished goods not building houses and hotel up and down like homeless people

Invest in energy, specifically electric energy, supply power to the people, we don't need power to just charge phones and on TV, we need power for industries to run, for businesses to run and reduce their fuel consumption/ over dependence on petroleum for power generation, that way we don't need to ban generators, imagine u went to USA to open a generator sales shop, you know from the get go, you won't make a dime

Build good road network and transport systems for easy movement of produced merchandise and other goods

Provide pipe born water

With these little input, we don't need to Chase agbero off the streets, you don't need to tell yahoo boys to repent, you don't need to tell girls to quit their olosho ways, they would use their hands to apply for jobs cos they know they would earn well, have light at home when they go back home and the road would be good

I mentioned dangote and the likes cos they have the means to do these things, I want to be super rich but what's the use of all the riches if people around you are dying in poverty induced hunger

Nigerians ain't poor cos they are lazy
Nigerians ain't corrupt cos we choose to be corrupt, I believe everyone like clean money
Nigerian youth didn't start yahoo cos it's easy money, I know a lot of guys who tried to endure but eventually gave in cos they got tired of earning next to nothing or not earning at all even after putting in so much hard work

We are the ways we are because everything works against our growth in whatever ways we chose to excel

Before you ask me, I've tried to do my own bid, I'm currently providing jobs for over 15 people but I can't pay them as much as I wish I can because a lot of my profit is being killed by fueling my businesses, high cost of rents, high cost of transport, government policy that nearly ran me out of business and has left me in heavy debts, I'm young, there's still time, we are moving, we are learning, we're growing, tomorrow would be greater than today

I'm just a stupid talkative, forgive me

**Smile
***Anger

Koko1119:
Dey want to tell d world dey have techn dat is y dey brough d virus.

They could tell the world they have tech without bringing out any virus, what's your point

They've been telling the world right from time gan

TylerDurden:
Britain under Thatcher goes into recession.

Coal miners strike on a daily basis coupled with street protests.

Oil prices slump due to Iranian and Saudi stand-off.

Shagari's govt applies for loan re scheduling in the midst of a cash crunch occasioned by a dip in revenue from crashing oil prices.

Thatcher barks at the Nigerian govt's proposal and insists payments must go on as proposed.

Shagari disagrees.

Thatcher gets MI5 to get rid of Shagari and impose a puppet that will not only pay all of what Nigeria owes but within the shortest schedule in order to shore up the weakening UK reserves.

Have you asked why Thatcher or Reagan never condemned the coup that ousted Shagari

Chart below is of Nigeria's foriegn reserves

It shows how in the month of January 1984 Nigeria's foreign reserves were depleted.

Buhari overthrew Shagari on December 31st.

https://cdn.tradingeconomics.com/charts/nigeria-foreign-exchange-reserves.png?s=nigeriaforexcres&v=201605051811n&d1=19830101&d2=19850101&type=column

As at Dec 31, 1983 to March 31 1984, Nigeria's foreign reserves was at its lowest.

Coincidence or correlation.

Buhari paid for his coup by emptying our reserves.

They hailed him in his second coming because they knew they will make money from the idiot and since then he hasn't dissapointed.

Coincidence or correlation?

Well for me, he couldn't give what he never had, which is business acumen on how to successfully run a business, so how could he successfully run a wider very diverse economy like Nigeria

I'm tilted towards seeing he's a correlation like you put forward

One thing is obvious, he's a failure, a hoax

TylerDurden:
Buhari is the perfect useful idiot.

The Jews use idiots like him not only to make money but to push their satanic agenda

Me just want full gist or link make I update my anti-buhari list, help a fellow nairalander out

The guy was useless from the on-set

TylerDurden:
Whatever happened to that rubbish mantra that you zombies used to spin that Buhari was booted out as HoS because he refused to take IMF loans.

It should be crystal clear to you zombies that Buhari is nothing but a muscle man to the Rothschild banksters.

He is here to collect on behalf of the Jewish banksters!

Buhari?
A muscle man to Rothschild?
How nah?
They can't possibly be dealing with a dullard joor


But seriously, I would like to get the full gist or link to that info abeg, I see say nah u post link of where they said only 60% of the requested loan would be available to us, so I guess you have the info on the Rothschild/buhari relationship

Officialgarri:
I can see a part of the loan is meant for electricity.

Fellow Nigerians, what if this loan could solve electricity problem by 70%, should we not agree with the FG to take the loan?

Would the politicians and "powers that be" let it come to fruition that power is by sorted 70%?

I guess him bank account balance no go reduce abi

Issa small something's, hell bounce back

We would prevail, humanity would prevail

God is with us

courage54:
Any governor that tries nonsense around the Oba of Benin will just run mad the next morning

Story, make him do pass himself nah

Sammy07:
Benin people loved/fear their Oba Ehn.

He's a god in Benin..

I actually I like it.
And he doesn't involve in politics

He doesn't involve in politics, then what exactly does he do, like sanusi, he does nothing but just squanders public funds with no productive input whatsoever I guess?

recievesense:
The juju way dey that place no go allow any governor to try wetin dem do Sanusi

Oga nah torie u dey yarn, make him do pass him self, Dem go use am do scape goat

IMASTEX:
The Nigeria politicians should be the worse hit because that is their looting money. Other Nigerians only read crude oil funds on papers

Nah end user go face the heat, all the politicians need to do is; raise taxes, we grumble as usual, then pay the increase anyways

The man on the street is fvcked whichever way stuffs go

Price per barrel goes up, we suffer due to subsidy
Price per barrel goes down, we suffer due to low price and increased taxes
We have tired for naija leaders, no favourable economic structures at all

Dullard and greedy folks ruling us

GraGra247:
There is no exaggeration here. If you lived in some parts of Lagos you will know.

I once was driving to Magodo estate from Mile 2. I stayed a straight 5 hours in Orile traffic. It took me 7 hours to get to the estate for a journey that shouldn't take more than 30 minutes ordinarily.

Road construction in Oshodi Apapa express the past 6 months have found many staying an entire 6 hours in one spot.

That's why I drive at night, biz at ajah, house at ojuelegba

I keep busy till like 11pm, 11:40pm tops am home, but now as married man, I can't try that again

I don comot ajah 11:30, bought fuel at con oil Chevron drive, reach house 12:01, lucky I got home at that time cos my area dey lock all the surrounding gates by 12 on the dot
Was driving at crazy speed
I majorly stay till that time just to drive as I want

sulaak:
Cheif the loans have only been agreed, it remains for the government to request the loans from the lending organisation and I can bet no agency will be approving any loan to Nigeria with oil selling at $30 per barrel.

Trust our government to get the loans either by hook or crook, then the sharing would commence

The sharing formula can not be omitted ohh

georgeiyke009:
And also cut cost of governance. Even the money was expected from China and I not sure they would be giving anyone any money anytime soon. The only thing is to cut spending

Oga, cut which government spending ohh, remember bubu or one other person was saying some days back that they're working hard so their money needs to be increased

Bubu needs to fly around more, his daughter still has plenty projects for her school so we need to fuel the presidential fleet so her trips would be not as stressful as the last trip she went on

Then instead of brand new Toyotas and benzes they buy for official duties, they need rolls royces (phantoms and cullinans) to portray them in the good light more and reward them for their hard work in running the affairs of the country

Sunnycliff:
I for say make them sell Nigeria and share the money to everyone. Even if say na #1k I get, I no go complain

And you think Nigeria hasn't been sold off already, you and I were never in the sharing formula

Las Las we go learn by force, very soon we would start doing the right thing, which is, burn those polythievescians alive

sulaak:
The OPEC Plus agreement between Saudi Arabia and Russia was bound to fail, due to the overproduction of US Shale oil and now with oil racing toward a low of $25 per barrel only low production countries in the middle east can make a profit from oil export, for Nigeria, the failure to diversify its economy is now looking like a disaster.

How will Nigeria generate $5-10 billion per annum to service its debt? Maybe, Nigeria should consider cancelling the planned $22 billion loan immediately and focus on a debt restructuring programme for the remaining $90 billion.

Cancel which loan, money that has been shared already

Persons to benefit from the loan have submitted their numerous fraud alert account details already, i'm guessing you're not going to get a cut from the loan, I won't either

Sunnycliff:
If only our government is sincere but our budget for this year with an oil benchmark price of over $50/barrel will definitely make our budget run in deficit.

Which budget ohh

Budget in 9ja equals the amount to be looted, then padded budget is the provision for extra loot, meanwhile bayelsa state is borrowing 29billion to buy cars for his cohorts

pressplay411:
Yes. The Bereans Acts 17:10-11
And as you pointed out, we are warned to test spirits to avoid following false doctrines. John 4:1-3
Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world.
2 By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God,
3 and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God. And this is the spirit of the Antichrist, which you have heard was coming, and is now already in the world.

Thanks... Always remembered that but never remembered where in the Bible I came across it

Made a typo error though

berries meant to say verified
Phone palava

pressplay411:
May be if you stayed within context, your points will be well received.
True, the problem of most believers is lack of personal time with God, His Word and a relationship with the Holy spirit rather than just swallowing hook line and sinker every thing their pastors preach to them, even when it has been tainted with the pastor's personal motives.
The Bereans are a typical example in the scriptures. Even the Apostle Paul's teachings were verified before they accepted them.

I was just wondering what you were driving at.

I learnt one very important thing from your message which is

Even apostle Paul's teaching were verified before they accepted them

Very salient point

These days; one man stands on a pulpit, says anything he likes and the congregation accept like he's all knowing cos he's a pastor

I think there's a Bible verse that says something like we should test spirit that manifest so we are sure its actually of God, can't remember exactly how it was written though but it's interpretation is something like I wrote

darlenese:
in other words Nigerians are beggars abi?


poverty stricken suffer head oyibo .


this bull shit is a silly exaggeration

You have no clue, nowadays I'm scared of going to banks I used to go to before cos the security guys all want something, you step into the bank hall, the cashier looks at you like you're supposed to say "take this 1k"

My office gan... Dat one is another story

Nigerians can beg... One idiot on my street even dresses cleaner than me, always looking Sharp, but wants "handouts" all the time and he has refused to work instead he prefers soft work


The chicken republic at toll gate bus stop (towards sango), the day I sat in to eat, the security were very busy harassing every customer leaving the place, a girl and her brother that looked like dey needed help themselves were refused exit by the security, I mean they stopped and begged from every single customer that left the eatery through the time I was seated in there to grab an early bite, rain was falling, me sef wanted to leave, trying to help my sis and dad into the car cos they were soaked in rain as pman no gree carry him own ride come meet me, these guys followed me under the rain, they didn't care if I was drenched in the rain or even offered to help, all they cared about was I should give them money, then I wondered what I actually bought from them that I had to pay for cos last I checked I paid for the food I ate

Nigeria's major booming business is begging

Stillthebest:
How many Zuckerberg do we have in the world. How many less than forty yrs old people in the world do we have that have 25 billion Naira equivalent? No one is talking about having 2billion Naira .

You folks keep jumping. I actually said accumulation of enormous wealth.

Wealth comes in form of property, people you have raised, your successful children, possession , successful companies and money.

Abundance of valuable possessions and money is Wealth. This includes private jets, yatch, etc

How are you going to get those without having years added to you?

Accumulation of enormous wealth requires age factors. Take it to the moon

I hope you know

Kylie jenner
Joe gebbia
C Ronaldo
Lukas walton
Floyd Mayweather
Ernest Garcia


We folks don't keep jumping, we work, pray and hope for the best

Rome was not built in one day, but alas Rome was built


Accumulation of enormous wealth doesn't take ages anymore, it takes grace, some may call it luck, opportunity, chance or fortune

You folks keep thinking this is 1930

Your last born can wake, design an app and become wealthier than your entire lineage this days

This is 21st century

Stillthebest:
How old are you right now? What are you doing?

Age and when you started to be successful have a lot to do with accumulation of enormous wealth.

I hope you know Mark Zuckerberg

BlackfireX:
What kind of country is this

This exact taught came through my head today, twas a police officer driving a range Rover sports today, I was wondering if police had started doing driver work even in their uniform

I pictured a white popo doing driver for a private citizen and it seemed obscure to me that it would happen

This is Nigeria, this really is Nigeria

GraGra247:
This is the biggest idiotic mugu of a lady that I've ever met in recent time.

Funny thing is that she's even literate and well educated.

All the village illiterate girls I ever met will never allow a man to toy with them to this extent let alone a supposed graduate living in a feminism dominated era.

The grand emotional deception called love have turned people to useless nonentities.

You know what they say when something sounds to good to be true, it definitely ain't true

MADE UP STORIES THAT TOUCH THE SOUL