₦airaland Forum

partnerinbiz4:
after dethroning sanusi

imagine sanusi was the governor of Kano, in this current situation of things, he would be very busy name calling other governors and the president on what to do but would do nothing himself, while sanusi was busy name calling and telling the governor about poor people in the state, another emir in another state was working probably building school and stuffs like that

He was accused of mismanagement of huge public funds in his capacity as an emir, buying extremely exotic cars and living the life

Ganduje is no saint as well, but for this alone, I go give am some credit, but would not give him benefit of doubt in any future dispensation

Gozzzy:
Bastards wey no employ the ones wey dey ready to work... When it comes to employment, they'll look for their children and wards. .... Abeg let the children of Buhari be on the frontline.... And the children of our useless senators and other leaders.... Bunch of hopeless fọ́ọ́lz!!!!

They put their relatives in all the juicy spots, now their service is needed, they would silently relieve their relatives and re-employ sacked ones so their non relatives go die in the fight

If I were a sacked ncdc official, on what ground would I come back when I know my family would be isolated if I die in the course of executing my duties, they probably won't even pay my salary gan, but they are still sharing exotic cars in this hard times

DropsMic:
You are underrating the stupidity of Nigerians.




You really underrate the stupidity of Nigerians

No mind am, buhari would still campaign 2023 and win by a landslide if not for the third term cancellation done by able obj cos he couldn't get a third term himself

Karleb:
First it was churchees and mosques, now it's our traditional religions. The one our politicians fear the most.

Coro is not respecter of any religion!

Then after the episode, they would come out of hiding raising the dead, healing the sick, performing Oro ritual rites, discrediting Western Civilization, calling others infidels as if they don't sin themselves

They no get powers again now .. we dey wait

My faith is on the Lord of hosts, not these god of men all around

Eteka1:
How do you know that, or is it a wish?

Maybe him dey work for NCDC (nairaland branch)

when people dey hope and pray say the virus disappear totally from the face of the Earth, the NCDC OFFICER (NAIRALAND BRANCH) dey drop him village headcount

Jaqenhghar:
One person or group of persons go just chop the money for the beds. If una see 100 beds thank God.
After this corona blows over there will be some new milionaires on the block

Lol

This is Nigeria

Heffalump:
Wow! Great news.

Thank you ABBA Father. People should also know that contracting Corona Virus is not a death sentence

It's best to not be infected at all

Tetrahedron:
Maybe the house was infested with corona-virus !!!
She might be doing them a favour


But jokes asides, how do someone spend 3years online?
Lalasticlala

It's a funny thing ohh, 3 years online, maybe they tweaked it cos it's somehow not possible

I registered 09 and I'm always on nairaland and I've spent just 2months plus

ITbomb:
Tested with which testing kit, the one labeled "Made in China"?

Bros at all at all, nah him bad pass

agabusta:
This is a very good point. But trust civil servants now. The PS of the ministry and the Minister themselves will want to witness the whole sharing.

Whereas, there is a Federal presence in Lagos. They could have just delegated officials of the Ministry of Health in Lagos to do the sharing then distribute from Lagos to the entire country to save cost.

9ja matter no dey get head, even primary school children would know sharing it from lag would have been the most effective and efficient thing to do

engineerboat:
Since we know how our government behave.

However we cannot leave everything to chance.

Let us give NCDC a benefit of doubt of doing a proper check on those materials.

In one of their interviews yesterday, one of the official was saying most of the test kits available had been manufactured before covid-19 which may not be 100% result accurate as it may give false positive, false negative hence the need for ncdc to use analytical testing insteading of of using the test-kits available

Going by your analogy that the test kits were produced the outbreak, so we are on one chance result accuracy, so it could go sideways

Again I must say, may God help us through this trying times

Yes scientists are working to see it's end, but my hope is that God should point then in the right direction

quentin06:
Aisha needs it.

You might not be far from the truth

After all, this is Nigeria

The question; why was Nigerian border not on lockdown since still begs an answer

But the answer is simple: this is Nigeria

engineerboat:
The whole content was moved to Abuja with a note of distributing it to the 5 NCDC centres

They could have allocated the packages and shared from Lagos at once

Taking everything to abj and sending to other places is double waybill cost, the cost might be ok to be handle by the Nigerian pocket, but then it's still a drain on the Nigerian pocket

omohlexy:
china created a virus and sends you relief materials and you greedily accept. Mumu people!what makes you thing the relief materials are not laced with corona virus?
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That comes to mind, we can only hope the packages were thoroughly checked and(or) tested for any virus lacing

Kekereekun123:
Sometimes when you look back at how women treated you as a good and calm guy over the years you begin to think should I turn into a heartless beast?

I have friends who treat them like trash but the ladies still keep chasing them. Some don't even have money or cars o.

Cos most of them are thrash in reality

If you treat thrash like better thing, the thrash won't be comfortable ohh

Baff pig from now till tomorrow, him go still be pig, so no bother treat am like domestic pet

DModeCntStopMe:


RIP is all I have got to give

Dust we came, dust we leave

The leaving should take a moment and reflect on their lives

Las Las the struggles of life are not worth it

Hmmnn

The struggles of life are not worth it at all

We go just dey struggle dey go up and down, in the end, death smiles and everything worked for is just gone with the wind, other people go chop am clean mouth

Well, man no die, man no rotten
We continue the struggle, wen u stop the struggle, ur life ends before your very eyes

CoronaVirusPro:
Stop peddling lies!

Which tourist and foreign investor.

I wonder where your lots fabricate news.

Ok

dinocy:
This is what our presido should have done weeks before now.

And for reasons best known to them, they left border open to encourage tourists and foreign investors...


Who would invest if everywhere is on lockdown or worse still; dead

Niwdog:
Odiegwu!
And the innocent aides is infected for no just reason
Pls coro only the corrupt politicians should be your target

That disease is not what you would wish on your worst enemy cos it can come back to bite you even in ur secret place

It's time to pray for healing and speedy finding if a cure

jubrilELsudan:
GOD FORBID! IS THERE NO HOSPITAL IN ABUJA? THEY DUMPING HIM IN LAGOS FAR AWAY FROM THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO CATCH THE CORONAVIRUS PLAGUE AND DIE LIKE HIM.


EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF.

My thought exactly, they want send am far from themselves so they don't have to pay courtesy visit on the grounds that he's far away

UnusualJhay:
London for what??

London for medicine!!

medicine for what!!? ?

medicine for coughing!!


Are you coughing?


Abba cough lemme see you

You no skip primary School jare

Miss the days when life was that simple

Just go school, chop food, play, then continue same routine next day

southniyikaye:
was watching a zombie movie last night
TRAIN TO BUSAN and was thinking it's just a movie joor until I realized same thing is happening in the world right now.
Just wish this is a bad dream we can all wake up from but sincerely, it's real.
This virus is teaching us to engage in altleast one online business in case of scenerio like this.
Even I have learnt A great lesson, after this clears, am enrolling in an online biz. .

PSALM 9 19&20

19 Arise, Lord, do not let mortals triumph;
    let the nations be judged in your presence.

20 STRIKE THEM WITH TERROR , LORD '
    LET THE NATIONS KNOW THEY ARE ONLY MORTAL.

I thought I was the only one wishing it's a bad dream, was standing with someone and wished the person would slap me so I wake from the dream

But I guess, reality is biting hard

Please do you mind hinting me on the online biz if u can, plan b is required in this times

sylve11:
Everyone just so obsessed with this Corona level. It's well.

Obsessed?

Death is inevitable but while you're alive, do well to guard your life with care, that means don't loose to for unreasonable things

Reference:
Noticed that too. Unfortunately housewife is the only vocation in marraige that comes that early. And since she maybe pregnant already I can definetely see at least half a dozen children and a complete waste of a lifetime.

Too many women are totally useless, just a total waste of a man's time and energy, can't add any value to young agile men, just to eat, sleep, wash plate, lick ice cream and fvck, worse part is if you find 1 that can't even fvck, mehn you're doomed

Most can't even hold a profitable or educative discussion for more than 10 seconds, useless girls all around, the op is probably one of such

crackkhaus:
Women 100x better than you obviously.

Kill yourself...

Mehn... Remind me never to get on ur bad side in my next ten lifetimes


You were just too brutal man

Fvck!!!

dominique:
That Atiku's son deserve to be arrested once he's cured for recklessly exposing hundreds of people to virus.

They won't do anything to him, they're probably the reasons why our government didn't shut borders since, they're the special citizens

Hoping for the best for our dear country in this coronavirus thingy

May God be on all our sides and his will be done

xcelentattitude:
I heard this is a whatsapp voice note today.

Heard it too, could be true or false, quite scary but it gives a true state of the Nigerian system and health care system in general, so care must be taken either ways

RedBlackPepper:
Hmmn, this is the time for all of us to go back to God and apologise for all the sin we have committed(sins like furnication , not paying tithes etc.) Fervent prayers and fasting will get rid of this plague that is ravaging the world. Pastor Adeboye saw it in the new year and requested that we all go on 30 days fasting, how many of us listened to him. May the God of Bishop Oyedepo heal the world.

God of adeboye, hmmnn

Do you realise you're God's child too, so his grave is available to you if you ask, it doesn't have to be God of adeboye or any other human for that matter

We're all precious alike

KwaraRat:
You dey mind that chronic ZOVID-15 sufferer

Nigerians are yet to get NIN card, it is cow they want to begin to give ID card.

Blue3k2, ANIMAL in human skin

How we allowed this crop of people rule us still baffles me

Hmmnn, this one nah real wah ohh

Angelfrost:
Egbon, I am just disappointed jare!!!

We can criticize our leaders from now till eternity, but a huge part of the blame still lies with us citizens.

Do you know some of these cases knew they were well exposed to the virus, with likely infection before they boarded that plane back here??! Some actually had mild symptoms, yet failed to self isolate... Why, if not insensitivity??!

We failed to also organize protests requesting government to close border because we fear to much

FemiMaduka:
Nigeria had a buffer period few countries had. After our first case (the Italian), we had almost two weeks in which no other case was recorded. That was our buffer period. Also, within this period, the virus had fortunately taken a definite pattern, the global hotspots had already been revealed—China, Italy, Iran, Spain, UK, US and co. These were advantages very few countries had in this war against Covid-19, which any compos mentis nation would grab with both arms. But, alas, this is Nigeria.

We left our entry points open. Even Atiku pleaded on Twitter that our airports should be shut down. Some ignorant folks had already started commending this equally ignorant government.

Unfortunately, we recorded another case. Then another. And then another. Boom! 95% of our confirmed cases were of people who came in from THE HOSTSPOTS at a time this virus was raging!

Now, pray tell, has God not helped us enough, with all the advantages we had?

How the hell did the late Achimugu fly in FROM A HOTSPOT and didn't get quarantined!

This is almost a hopeless country. The leadership and followership are cold dead!

P.S.: To those who would say "you cannot just shut the airports down that way", I'd drop these posers:
- At a time the world was progressively shutting down, what could we have lost by shutting our doors?
- Yea, citizens have the right of ingress. But we could still shut our doors and allow citizens to come in but on the condition that they would surrender to a 15-day quarantine.
- What have we gained, aside joining the global Covid-19 map, from leaving our doors open?
- In a world where America is setting up a $1Tn package, Spain a $200bn package, and other countries having to appropriate billions of dollars in economic and social interventions, can the gains of leaving our doors open be compared to the cost we will bear for that decision? Our annual budget is just about $40bn, just to set a perspective.

You all are not ready.

Our president did not give orders to pick borders, I guess he would blame previous government

We were playing partisan politics