₦airaland Forum

Nebes:
Since your hygiene is intact it is probably a dirty spirit. Seek spiritual cleansing.

xavuv:
What sort of perfume do you wear? If your perfume is fruity in odor, then flies are bound to follow you around.

On the other hand, if the above is negative, then seek spiritual help. Sometimes carcass or decaying flesh attract flies. Maybe something has been added to your aura that attracts this flies. I hope you get the drift.

Flangelo12:
Wetin this one dey talk?

G00DHardDick:
You keep jumping around saying they don't have laws like that in Africa like are you ok? A man doesn't need a law to will his property in the name of his mother. So wtf are you saying?
A Nigeria man can decide to will his property in the name of his mother, and that is exactly what I am going to do. You don't need any god-damned law to do that. You can put anyone you want as your next of kin and Nigeria men will put their mothers as their next of kin. So what law are you talking about again?

sharone21:
19) They usually prefer brushing their teeth outside even when God promotes them to living in a flat or duplex.

There is a proverb in my place that when a King wanted to visit another person with his slave, he begged the slave to behave himself well so that nobody will look at him as such. However, when they arrived as guests to his rich master's fellow rich friend's house, the slave immediately sat on the floor even when the master was seated on the chair and beckoning on him to come sit with him.

pol23:
In 2012 when I spilled in the university (extra year) nobody to pay my hostel fee, I had to go squat with my friend who live in town in a face me I face you house.. Things really happened.
many of the occupant are not student...
for me whey I spill and no dey go school everyday cos no transport money, I saw plenty things.
it's 1 bathroom and 1 toilet for everybody (very dirty) bachelor go dey give married woman something for bathroom....
Me too nearly choke something for our landlady's daugther, who's older with a kid.... She was never married
It was really a crazy experience ..... one bros whey dey ride Okada for that area will also bring home different women and fine girl at any given time of the day for quickie... At a point I start begging this bros for Babe.

Triangles1:
My mother paid my bills when I was in school, the moment I entered final year she stopped paying for my rent and other bills, it was difficult to retain the rent so I moved to face me and face you apartment, I learned what my father/mother never thought me, I get to understand there's another name for poverty which is disease.

Their gossip is topnotch.

Grown up matured human being defecate without flushing and they see nothing wrong about it, you have to wake up early to use the bathroom.

Sadly, some of this slay queen you see on the street if you enter their room you will want to close your eyes to kiss them, I'm not hating our girls but their second name should be dirty.

MightyHand:
I knew it's a fake News, how is it convenient for people to start a false statements, knowing that social media will circulate it all over the world in seconds..

YinkaOlusesi16:
White, black, red Indian, or Chinese, We are all just a spirit living in different body colour. We all belong to one human race.

Jashub:
This country keeps getting interesting by the day. In fact, Nigeria should have it's own series in the movie box office

fijiuba:
Koke and Pepsi drown and kee you dia

inoki247:
Lol number wey fit no go on election day....


If you dey go election I go advice u dey on alert nobody dey come save anybody....

gaby:
Augustine...

OlawaleBammie:
Ok

Audu carry hin gun give aigbe, police is recommended to sack audu while aigbe is detained..now aigbe don use hin own method of faith practising to kobalize audu.

Sapa is now at home waiting for audi

TheChameleon:
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Fedrick100:
This was AKA that was rejoicing when Nigerians are being kill in SA , Life has come so fast on him



I have no Rip to waste

Apus:
Same AKA whose girlfriend committed suicide?

Guy really got a lot going on in his life.

RIP

mack111:
Mugu!! you’re the daft one here.. talking about the size of the drum like it’s a swimming pool.. pple like u na book una cram for school. Like on d write up, the size of the drum wasn’t mentioned. How daft 😂 😂. That parameter was not stated hence the drum could be as wide as a football pitch just like theories in exam questions 😂.. but you lack common real life sense. Common sense should tell you the kind of water drums you can find in our homes. An 11years old boy cannot drown in a normal home used big drum📢.. a gp tank, yes it’s possible not a drum. Do you know how tall & strong 11 year olds can be. Maybe you don’t have kids where you live.

TheChameleon:
RIP poor boy. It is really sad.

Some are already speculating murder... it might not be. It might have been an accident.

Reminds me of a day I heard a noise in a water drum. I opened it and I can't ever forget what I saw.

A chicken whether out of thirst or curiosity had fallen inside. Its eyes were blank and it was almost mad from struggling to keep its head above water and not drown. It's likely it hadn't slept nor ate for God knows how many days. The instinct to survive just kept it going. It had hypothermia with most of its feather gone. If I hadn't opened the drum that very second, it might have given up at any point.

Very few humans except very strong and excellent swimmers wouldn't drown almost immediately. The question is...

Was the water drum secure? It could have been a murder and it also could have been an accident. The evidence is inconclusive but some don't have the IQ to understand that.


This is a personal story for those m0rons bleating like goats.

Stevenbright:
Maybe "Sense or Smartness" for "Sense or Smartness" because when some of us are doing wrong things to others, they will think they are being smart. But when same is done to them, they will now consider it as wickedness.

leisuretym:
🤣😃🤣🤣😂

Imagine trying to force 3 people on me in this present economy, nah to Japa!😂😂

The mama is already feeling the economy heat, having to care for late sister kids in the village alone, she want to transfer the responsibility to the innocent man, na to run away , abandon all of them

Stevenbright:
They think you are a gentle and responsible man who will be able to suffer and care for those children no matter what.

Show them you can also be irresponsible! Japa from the house. Find where to go and leave your house for the main time, don't drop much money at home. When your wife calls, tell her you are cooling off and resting because of the unnecessary stress she is putting you through.

Don't communicate with her mother and regularly off your phone. If they make the mistake of bringing in the kids into your house in your absence, stay away from the house for as long the kids are there. They will get the message and leave you alone.

You can then come back home but render help to those kids from distance the little way you can once things are settled.

BestMan001:
This might escalate to something bigger, if you don't treat it now.

Inform your family about it, [b]then go for a meeting with your wife's family[b].

Do your best to inform them 'why you won't be able to take in this babies.'

Be a man by standing to your word, never allow any man to ruin your happiness, when actually they don't mean you well.

Cos with my observation it seems your father in law is not alive

I wish you goodluck.

leisuretym:
Nigerians in-laws are liability
If it’s a rented apartment, leave the house for them and abandon them with the responsibility, don’t allow women to manipulate you into feeding extra 3 mouth in this hard Naija Economy , they will never go again if they come.

If it’s your personal house, plan with your mother and invite her over with additional person coming with her, let’s see if she will tolerate that, this why is good to have your mother frequently coming to your house , it will block all this rubbish , I don’t joke with my mother,

You will have more 3 extra mouth to feed and school more fees to pay, more hospital bills and clothing

They will start saying rubbish and gossiping around your house and start seeing what doesn’t concern them, Oga scatter everything and kick that woman out first.

Kick her out, you deserve to have rest of mind.

Or use your mother to fight the battle, things are already getting messed , scatter every thing and then rearrange it, bring your mother in.

LilMissFavvy:
Dont agree. Continue to stand your ground. The children's father is alive so why are you being put under pressure . Give your wife a final warning to never bring up the topic again, walk out on her if she brings up the topic, it seems she has decided to send peace out of her home. You gave her a good option of going to the village for a while and that's fair enough. However, if you are capable to assist them financially in any small way, then do it for the sake of family bond.

Oboh662:
Adnin do not push this to the front page

I've posted some weeks ago about my wife family wanted us to take over her late sister twins children she left behind, I have refused because I am not financially buoyant and it has caused a lot of problems between my wife and I even her family thinks that I am heartless for refusing to help these orphans.
Few weeks ago my wife junior called to say that my mother in law was sick and she want my wife to visit her and I have agreed for her to visit. She left for a week and when she returned back she said that her mother is seriously sick and she want her and the twins to moved in until she recovered. I've told her she can go back to her village and comes back while her mother recover and she refused saying it will be better for her to moved in with us because the environment is better than in the village.
I immediately knew that her mother is actually not sick and they had both plan for her mother to move in so she can leave the twins with us. I refused and I've told her I have no problem for her to go and stay in the village with her mother until she recover.she said no and she reported to her mother saying I don't want her to come in my house and she called me crying saying that I refused her daughter to take care of her and if she dies the blame will be on me . I just don't understand why my wife and her people want me to carry the responsibility that doesn't belong me. The children father is alive they don't want to bother him he is roaming free while they are on my neck to take these babies knowing full well that I am not financially buoyant and she alone won't be able to handle 3 babies at the same which mean she will also needs a helper maybe one of her younger one might have to come and stay with us to help her with the babies she will also become my responsibility.
I want them to leave me alone and focus on the children father and I just don't know what to do so they can leave me alone. I am sick and tired of this situations it has started to stress me..what do I do to stop them ?

Brunosamel:
I can't help but laugh away my sorrows the nose done get K-Leg

codemaniacs:
A written book or document is based on the knowledge and bias of the writers. So the writers of the link you shared have not seen King Cobras in Africa does not mean it does not exist..

Johnson225:
Boss you funny o
Cobra dey sleep you wan use sniper wake am. Your mind go dey las las

officialwdhtv:
Yes and they can be found in a "variety of habitats from tropical rainforests to savannas and deserts, Africa, the Middle East, southern Asia and some islands of southeast Asia"

Hendrixky:
Through a cracked Chambers that connect the wc to the soak away

Snakes can not come in from the soak away because of the heat

So that is why when they find their way through the cracked Chambers instead of them moving in the direction of the soak away they moved toward the wc because of heat from the soak away