₦airaland Forum

Johnson225:
Boss you funny o
Cobra dey sleep you wan use sniper wake am. Your mind go dey las las

Na my toilet chambers be e bed?

officialwdhtv:
Yes and they can be found in a "variety of habitats from tropical rainforests to savannas and deserts, Africa, the Middle East, southern Asia and some islands of southeast Asia"

Leave the werey. Na so Dem dey take fail exam anyhow, com still dey argue

Hendrixky:
Through a cracked Chambers that connect the wc to the soak away

Snakes can not come in from the soak away because of the heat

So that is why when they find their way through the cracked Chambers instead of them moving in the direction of the soak away they moved toward the wc because of heat from the soak away

But snakes are cold-blooded and as such, are heat lovers

Helgreenluv:
Super story! That theory about snakes not liking lemon grass is completely false and misleading. I've seen snakes playing around lemon grass several times before

can u imagine? And I be wan call my guy make e go pack am come olavt for compound

Kajaard:
Exactly, na the thought of the thing striking the blokkos dey fear person

It could easily mistake it for a dangling rat

CrownOfClay724:
Two ways majorly:

— Through the vent pipe (if it is not capped)

—Or through openings in soak-away pits, clean-out chambers and broken pipes.
I've seen snakes slither out of chambers a few too many times.

So pouring sniper into a toilet bowl and flushing it would kill the bastards, provided they don't come up the WC in a bid to escape. Anyway, maybe placing a couple of brake discs or two 9 inch cement blocks on the WC cover immediately after flushing the sniper would prevent their surfacing through the WC

CallmeTrinity:
Are you a graduate ? 😐

ipobarecriminals:
A good ogbonna plus ponmo,will go down well with hot, soft pondo yam

Ogbono with fresh fish wetin una dey chop sef

buygala:
So Linda & Co made a movie on this incident without seeking the permission of the traumatised parents of the guys burnt to death?



How about somebody beat and burn to death that Linda's only son, Jason or what's his name and then I go make a movie about it without considering her trauma or/and seeking her permission?


Nigerians will always tag Buhari as evil and the personalization of everything that's wrong with this country. But the vast majority of Nigerians are desperately evil.. For them, money comes 1st, and any other thing or person can go to hell


So of all the things Linda & Co had to try to cash out from, it is that horrible incident that the family of those guys are trying as much as possible to forget?..After cashing out from immortalizing the terror these parents are trying to hard to bury, so Linda can comfortably go to sleep while these people are forever reminded by her movie of a a terror best forgotten?

How can Linda, being a mother herself, albeit an unfortunate and useless one, be so callous?

U can imagine! It's an outright invasion of the families' privacy or right to privacy. It's an actionable wrong that an injunction along with award of damages can address.

ednut1:
A ghost did not see yankee, uk or Lekki to go To mingle and enjoy life. Na amala ghost begin sell. What kind of stupid talk is this

Must be a Sapa Ghost

77star:
Ha,
Did u av issue with him?
Why calling him accursed?

Look carefully at that guy, from "I'm a port Harcourt boy" down to many hits. Watch his associations, see how less of an adult he behaves, see how he dumps shows, pushed out his wife. I know a man who was also cursed like him due to a tragic event. That guy is damned.

An accursed person who situation is worsened by his terrible manners

Hopeba:
Oga it UTI I HAD NOT GONORRHEA ,, una too dey scare person for nairaland.. And the girls don't have hiv iam sure

Dey play, dey play

1Dray:
I don't respond to inconsequential urchins.

FalseProphet1:
Ahhhhhh!

The dark forces have marked you for destruction. But you can scatter their plans.

Wake up by 12am light a candle or atukpa and go to the junction of your street. Be Stark nàked and shout mo ti de ooooooo 21 times.

Turn to your right and repeat the same process, turn to your left as well until you've covered the 4 corners a man.

Then shout emi ooooo 21 times.

Shout ino oooooo 21 times

Shout yeparipa ooooo 21 times

Make sure you don't have an erection while doing this cos everything would scatter.

After you're done, use the nàked flame to burn the scratch on your hand and you would be free.

This I have seen.

How do u people think these things up

[quote author= post=120216347]A sane society.

We will get there soon someday in our darling nation.

God help Nigeria.[/quote]

FreeStuffsNG:
That is NAL building and Sterling bank acquired it. Solar is not a permanet solution and the bank needs to ensure that this expenditure delivers real dividends to its shareholders.

Dem don carry dis one shares go where e no know

ZINNYBANKS:
Seun needs to do something about these yabaleft escapees.

yomi007k:
You are living with a notorious cultist.
You no dey fear say if cult war happen you self fit die? Now, the guy is involved in sexual abuse and you are still there.


Who did this to you?

Death and/ or jail time is not far from you.

GODPUNISHALABI:
Better make I loss for Afghanistan than make I loss for ogun state

Barzinime:
Be like say you just finish law school

Fuuuuuuuu

Freestainworld:
You should have caused a scene there so other customers will see what is going on there

Exactly! He was busy forming. Wallahi if na me, I go threaten your papa with court action and publication in a national daily

moscow0147:
He was a cult member in school and after school he stopped cult activities. And focused on his profession. He thought no one knew who he was because he didn’t relate and even cult members around didn’t even know he was. It was someone who knew him from way back that dropped his pass

Oh God

moscow0147:
THIS IS A BIG FAT LIE! HE WAS KILLED DUE TO CULT RELATED CLASH. HE WAS KILLED AS A REPRISAL ATTACK FOLLOWING THE DEATH OF THE LEADER OF A VIKINGS CONFRATERNITY IN DELTA STATE. THE NMA SHOULD GET THEIR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE SAYING RUBBISH

Hm! Very possible. I was thinking maybe he refused to treat the opposite member

We4all:
Hmnn... not justifying this barbarism but doctors and nurses can push someone too far with their nonchalance. I am still planning what to do with the ones who were responsible for the death of my sis.

Omo better plan that thing well o

IDeyNL:
Shot fired.

I mean shot has been fired.

Hope urchins don't scamper.

this vawulence mad gan

AderonkeOlaniyi:
...including all shameless cheap stipend collectors supporting the evil party, APC and the demented Iragbiji drug criminal.

Ameeeeeeennnnnnn oooooooo

TWoods:
That is not written anywhere.

The werey dey misyarn

oliseh99:
Lol
Update: When my father was alive he collected 2m loan from a bank with his landed property and completed the loan and he wanted a bigger loan the bank told him they won't accept landed property for a bigger loan then he brought his 2 buildings for 20 million loan which the landed property wasn't included in the 20milliin loan...My Late father requested for the landed property from the bank they refused to give him the landed property documents.. And now he is dead..We are now finding a way to retrieve it and sell it..
Any guide??

But u said u lost the documents? Aren't they lost anymore?

27Pushing30:
To be honest the husband is being economical with the truth and since he was the one driving I think he is trying to avoid some blame - Though NOTHING excuses an officer discharging his rifle in such an area sef.

…but these officers have stopped me numerous times AND I always comply as e no pass the usual “anything for the boys” I no get and they say go… while those who zoom off I notice they always cock their gun feigning ready to shoot but they end up “clearing road” lol

I think the husband tried to avoid them by speeding and this time the idiot policeman shot at them.

The husband should open up because this line no follow : [/b] “ they said we should stop, and in the process, we heard a loud sound on my wife’s side window “ [b]

In what process? Abeggi

All in all WE NEED STATE POLICE

I was thinking the same thing but I couldn't bring myself to admit the possibility of this line of thought

Vickky555:
My nugga babe sent him a voicenote while they were having a discussion online and she was pausing while we could hear a pa pa pa sound behind. The funniest part was that we had to connect the phone to a Bluetooth speaker to analyze the sound better so we won't just make assumptions. We analyzed it and thought about different things that could cause the sound maybe she was cooking but she said no when my Friend asked her. So what I just want to say in essence is that please if you know say Dem dey Bleep you abeg no do voicenote coz my Friend no dey okay since morning even we had to delete it so he wont go back to it again coz nigga down.
Why do ladies even do this in the first place?

The analysis part killed me