₦airaland Forum

Helgreenluv:
Super story! That theory about snakes not liking lemon grass is completely false and misleading. I've seen snakes playing around lemon grass several times before

Kajaard:
Exactly, na the thought of the thing striking the blokkos dey fear person

CrownOfClay724:
Two ways majorly:

— Through the vent pipe (if it is not capped)

—Or through openings in soak-away pits, clean-out chambers and broken pipes.
I've seen snakes slither out of chambers a few too many times.

CallmeTrinity:
Are you a graduate ? 😐

ipobarecriminals:
A good ogbonna plus ponmo,will go down well with hot, soft pondo yam

buygala:
So Linda & Co made a movie on this incident without seeking the permission of the traumatised parents of the guys burnt to death?



How about somebody beat and burn to death that Linda's only son, Jason or what's his name and then I go make a movie about it without considering her trauma or/and seeking her permission?


Nigerians will always tag Buhari as evil and the personalization of everything that's wrong with this country. But the vast majority of Nigerians are desperately evil.. For them, money comes 1st, and any other thing or person can go to hell


So of all the things Linda & Co had to try to cash out from, it is that horrible incident that the family of those guys are trying as much as possible to forget?..After cashing out from immortalizing the terror these parents are trying to hard to bury, so Linda can comfortably go to sleep while these people are forever reminded by her movie of a a terror best forgotten?

How can Linda, being a mother herself, albeit an unfortunate and useless one, be so callous?

ednut1:
A ghost did not see yankee, uk or Lekki to go To mingle and enjoy life. Na amala ghost begin sell. What kind of stupid talk is this

77star:
Ha,
Did u av issue with him?
Why calling him accursed?

Hopeba:
Oga it UTI I HAD NOT GONORRHEA ,, una too dey scare person for nairaland.. And the girls don't have hiv iam sure

1Dray:
I don't respond to inconsequential urchins.

FalseProphet1:
Ahhhhhh!

The dark forces have marked you for destruction. But you can scatter their plans.

Wake up by 12am light a candle or atukpa and go to the junction of your street. Be Stark nàked and shout mo ti de ooooooo 21 times.

Turn to your right and repeat the same process, turn to your left as well until you've covered the 4 corners a man.

Then shout emi ooooo 21 times.

Shout ino oooooo 21 times

Shout yeparipa ooooo 21 times

Make sure you don't have an erection while doing this cos everything would scatter.

After you're done, use the nàked flame to burn the scratch on your hand and you would be free.

This I have seen.

post=120216347:
A sane society.

We will get there soon someday in our darling nation.

God help Nigeria.

FreeStuffsNG:
That is NAL building and Sterling bank acquired it. Solar is not a permanet solution and the bank needs to ensure that this expenditure delivers real dividends to its shareholders.

ZINNYBANKS:
Seun needs to do something about these yabaleft escapees.

yomi007k:
You are living with a notorious cultist.
You no dey fear say if cult war happen you self fit die? Now, the guy is involved in sexual abuse and you are still there.


Who did this to you?

Death and/ or jail time is not far from you.

GODPUNISHALABI:
Better make I loss for Afghanistan than make I loss for ogun state

Barzinime:
Be like say you just finish law school

Freestainworld:
You should have caused a scene there so other customers will see what is going on there

moscow0147:
He was a cult member in school and after school he stopped cult activities. And focused on his profession. He thought no one knew who he was because he didn’t relate and even cult members around didn’t even know he was. It was someone who knew him from way back that dropped his pass

moscow0147:
THIS IS A BIG FAT LIE! HE WAS KILLED DUE TO CULT RELATED CLASH. HE WAS KILLED AS A REPRISAL ATTACK FOLLOWING THE DEATH OF THE LEADER OF A VIKINGS CONFRATERNITY IN DELTA STATE. THE NMA SHOULD GET THEIR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE SAYING RUBBISH

We4all:
Hmnn... not justifying this barbarism but doctors and nurses can push someone too far with their nonchalance. I am still planning what to do with the ones who were responsible for the death of my sis.

IDeyNL:
Shot fired.

I mean shot has been fired.

Hope urchins don't scamper.

AderonkeOlaniyi:
...including all shameless cheap stipend collectors supporting the evil party, APC and the demented Iragbiji drug criminal.

TWoods:
That is not written anywhere.

oliseh99:
Lol
Update: When my father was alive he collected 2m loan from a bank with his landed property and completed the loan and he wanted a bigger loan the bank told him they won't accept landed property for a bigger loan then he brought his 2 buildings for 20 million loan which the landed property wasn't included in the 20milliin loan...My Late father requested for the landed property from the bank they refused to give him the landed property documents.. And now he is dead..We are now finding a way to retrieve it and sell it..
Any guide??

27Pushing30:
To be honest the husband is being economical with the truth and since he was the one driving I think he is trying to avoid some blame - Though NOTHING excuses an officer discharging his rifle in such an area sef.

…but these officers have stopped me numerous times AND I always comply as e no pass the usual “anything for the boys” I no get and they say go… while those who zoom off I notice they always cock their gun feigning ready to shoot but they end up “clearing road” lol

I think the husband tried to avoid them by speeding and this time the idiot policeman shot at them.

The husband should open up because this line no follow : [/b] “ they said we should stop, and in the process, we heard a loud sound on my wife’s side window “ [b]

In what process? Abeggi

All in all WE NEED STATE POLICE

Vickky555:
My nugga babe sent him a voicenote while they were having a discussion online and she was pausing while we could hear a pa pa pa sound behind. The funniest part was that we had to connect the phone to a Bluetooth speaker to analyze the sound better so we won't just make assumptions. We analyzed it and thought about different things that could cause the sound maybe she was cooking but she said no when my Friend asked her. So what I just want to say in essence is that please if you know say Dem dey Bleep you abeg no do voicenote coz my Friend no dey okay since morning even we had to delete it so he wont go back to it again coz nigga down.
Why do ladies even do this in the first place?

jimpix11:
UK will start recruiting teachers form Nigeria, some teachers will end up in prison.

I had to stop halfway during my getintoteaching program. Students are bastards, no respect for the principal. The boys smoke, the girls f**k around. 13years old students doing abortion anyhow.

They will call you stupid, fakeass and all terrible stuffs.

I remembered a Nigerian lady that slapped a student because she insulted her. She was suspended for 5months.

I pity guys that will be recruited. Girls will open their yansh in class, you dare not look, you look, you go to prison.

Year 3-Year 6 are the best, they obey.. anything above na die.

All in all, there are good students and good schools but 90% are shit heads.

peepydelano:
Tonto nearly finished this man but this his wife has her eyes on him even when he was with Tonto, clear case of what you are looking for in sokoto is right there in your shokoto. Rosey was patiently waiting for Tonto to fvck up so she could come in and so far she has been doing a good job as a wife. Men should run very far away from women that call themselves feminists, they are evil.

immortalcrown:
Happy birthday to him.

Feminists who falsely predicted that the marriage would not last up to 2 years are in tears now. Even the female king who left 40 seconds and went for 24 hours is embittered now. All these are because God is not humans.