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Dollarsea:
Nawa o.. so in the Nigeria you dated and married your wife without knowing her brother all along? Same BIL and his wife (ur ex) didn't attend your wedding too?

I didn't say its Nollywood sha

Don't mind the lousy, vindictive punk

ajanma2:
Death is no respecter of any man.whether you are popular, influential,wealthy,healthy,careful,careless, when your time comes,you just have to pick the call..
A lady died in my street yesterday,what killed her?
A fly entered through her nose,she tried blowing it out,no avail and it got to her brain and infected somethings and she died..

Give your life to Christ today

What? Omo!!! See village vibes. Mad gan

wordbank:
Ground wey dey under davido no be the same ground you stand
Cap wisely

Strong, wise and deep sayings right here

KingOfTheDamned:
Are you pretending to be happy from them? When you were campaigning for Oyetola all through ? Have some integrity man and stand on your beliefs

success has many friends

Zonefree:
Her CAR and money vanished from her bag

No mind the senseless werey

cutecommend:
She said "where did you went"..

Though I didn't like her much before then..

I told her to brush up, she said she prefered being herself...

In life, sometimes you need to package to make things look beautiful and appreciated....Imagine if tooth paste was sold in Santana leather.

Santana leather

ExAngel007:
https://dailytrust.com/2023-unknown-persons-stole-my-academic-certificates-tinubu-tells-inec

CamelCase:
No matter how old, women are always going to be women.

Start with little true compliments. It goes a long way believe me
Start patronizing her, and once in a while you throw true compliments: like
I like this your dress today, abeg wear remain for me.


Next
Your start to show concern: you look a little dull today, hope all is okay, abi buhari don reach your side?

Now, she'll either bounce it off or give a little highlight about what's happening. If she bounces it off, don't force it. Postpone the mission.

But no go dey visit her shop like who get running stomach o, if not e go cast


Next:
If she gives a little story of what's happening with her, you are 70% close the your goal.

When you come again try to find a solution to what she complained if possible.. if she complains of eye for example. Get an eye drop in your next visit..
You have to do all this with wisdom, don't act as if you're liking her, just take a straight face and show concern from a distance.

Next:

....

Baba the baba

Ballzproblemm:
you are nothing but a gold digger and I pray the husband learns of your intentions and have you killed ,since you no wan work lazy yoot

Killed kwa Comrade, u are taking this too far na

Datboredberri:


I've commented... Spent a while thinking... Whether I should call you a punk or not... Decided not to... It's good to be good...

Ddeliverer007:
Highest office obtained by an ekiti man nko? What about a benue man? People go just Dey talk rubbish

I don dey suspect Seun. Be like say baba don receive alert. If dem ban my account na e be say I talk true.

Stenewiser:
it's converted, check the gear selector it's a right hand drive, also check the hand brake, the dash board was dismantle and to fit, don't choose this car over a Corolla, it's body parts it's expensive, I hate greedy people , Even placing the asking price at 2.8m, you are wicked

Wallahi! The guy dey crase

ruggedtimi:
Wetin happen to the glove compartment?

U dey mind the werey? And e say na N2m plus. Dashboard wey be lik say dem use hammer dey try kill rat wey hide inside.

ABANGWABOI:
Your last sentence eeh..
O boy you say you started wearing face cap and face mask

The werey no fit die from shame

fourboys:
She dey share her nudes like gala, almost all the boys in my street get her nude pics and videos, and they know say na my babe oo, some times dem go dey hail me, I was such a fool when I found out I started wearing face cap and nose mask

Face cap and nose mask

killmods:
Lol.. na God save me. There was a night I slept without light and it was hot so I sweat and the map come dey the sheets... Lol babe came to bust me next morning inspecting the sheets next thing she say na another babe squirt. See me dey explain like mumu. Next thing na fight she dashed into the kitchen grabbed a knife Omor u won try my gbesing
I had to go out till she calm down.

U no see plastic chair take wipe werey comot her eyes?

Timoleon:
There’s usually heat in the bottle

helinues:
When it didn't crash, was there stable electricity?

Hian

At least we were managing it for 6 hours per day

Blaqputin:
Chai, c settings...

Hungry begin do me

Natbrowny:
WTF is this

I had a chance to meet my cousin's boyfriend and i was on my Big stout that day when she was introducing him to me.. I acted like a sadist (probably odeku working)

And I'm like young man, u can break her heart, cheat on her, frown at her, don't eat her food bla bla bla. But the day i notice or she tells me u hit her. I will find you, tie u on a car and drive you from PH to Jos until i see your bones hanging on the ropes.

I was saying it with one confidence i dnt even understand. Odeku na bastard.

But domestic violence is evil..

What's the issue bro? U wanna talk about something?

Urheadmaster:
Igbos can preserve dead body.

These guy death has been forgotten long ago

Very unnecessary razzmatazz over what has returned to the dust. Why not spend all this on the surviving family?

Joezinho:
Ojukwu was a good man but a poor soldier.

Man declared the seceding of biafra with emotions and without plan. Arrogance and the general belief of superiority of igbos blinded his eyes to the fact that fantasies are not the same as reality..

This is the plain truth that Chinua Achebe shied away from, in his book "There was a country"

Unzerious:
I dey wonder how this Giraffe go Taste


Who Science Epp, abeg any Giraffe eater in the House

Pacyrus:
I and my twin brother used to have a set of big POMPU at a tender age. But now as adults, Peter's Pompu is totally gone while mine is still visible but not too large.

Exactly! It mostly disappears with age

We down in Urhobo Delta state call it pumpu. The problem was that it wasn't properly treated to dry off when she was a baby, due to lack of experience in her mother, aunts and possibly her grandmother. It was a very common sight in children, while I was growing up in Delta state. We called it pumpu because it looked like a slightly inflated balloon

xtivin:
It does not, what it does is to enhance proper combustion thereby normalizing fuel consumption to the standard set by vehicle manufacturer.

What if the makeshift one? As in a pipe into which holes have been drilled in strategic points?

StrongandMighty:
See as every party just dey hustle obi...

But the truth is that it'd be more easier for Obi to win US presidential election than win Nigeria presidential election..
Nigeria is not meant for people like obi, he deserves better!

Ur honesty is very spiritual. Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to u

Reference:
Hahaha.... get an exercise bike or a treadmill.

Na weight I dey carry now. I go soon add skipping

Fasindo:



Fulani vs Fulani


If this can happen in Life camp I wonder what people in place like Nyanya, Karimo, Kubwa, Jikwoyi, Durumi, BWARI, Mpape, Gishiri, Mararaba, Masaka, Gwagwarada, Kuje, Lugbe etc will be experiencing on dairly bases.

This has passed becareful.
Most of the northerners misbehaving in Abuja are mostly those displace from their northern homes in far north by Boko Haram/ISWAP and bandits and they relocated to Abuja, but instead of them to maintain peace they started recking havoc in Abuja just to get something to eat. This days I find it difficult to go for early morning jogging to avoid being attack by these hoodlums

I have long cancelled early morning jogging. If my bele wan big, make e big

Mickykarim:
Is this real and who was filming instead of assistance or rescue, including how did she get into being kidnapped, purportedly?

Was this a case of Egunje gone awry?

"Egunje gone awry" Comrade

Chatflick:
Oga from day one of the case the picture of the hotel room was released. Stop displaying your ignorance just to feel as if you are current with the happenings in the country.

It's good u "answered" my question.