₦airaland Forum

Mraphel:
Like you impregnated ur baby mama beside when will u marry her?

Sodiquinone:
Christianity today has turned to a religion of joke and mockery which is seen as normal by the xtians themselves.What business does a xtian have remixing naira Marley song with Adeboyes line?they will be dancing SOAPY for Christ.

NwaAmaikpe:



OP, I hope by home you meant, back in Ilejemeje?

itsme01:
we are all just playing along since it isnt derogatory

itsme01:
we are all just playing along since it isnt derogatory

chiefolododo:
you mean AwkaetitiBabe?

flyingdutchman:
Look man, try to outgrow this kind of thinking. If and when you travel overseas (you may have already), it could land you in hot water. Everything doesn't have to revolve around "knacking". I am a parent here and an uncle who has practiced what I am advising the guy. It works.

Kendumazy:
White and sense sha. Shark repellant! We are still battling with pencil production here.

flyingdutchman:
Distraction and would help her expend excess energy.

kingreign:
OP, this is your best advice. Follow this.

flyingdutchman:
Hey man, if you like, you can dm me. My wife and I can have a facetime video chat with her and calm her nerves down. Look, at her age, her hormones are on fire. She needs constant reassurance and INVOLVE HER IN SPORTS!

Ishilove:
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More oil on your head. Which kain useless rebellion is that? Na so fvck dey hungry am?

The beating should not be too much but make sure you slap some sense into her. Oniranu omo.

As for that despoiler of innocence, make sure you treat his fvck up. Keep chatting with him pretending to be your sis, set a fvck date with him then show up at the venue with some Oshodi thugs who will rearrange his dentition and shift his jaw. Oloriburuku omo ale

RiyaGoddess:
Waoooh. Ask for God's Help...

Erediauwa:
[color=#ff9999]My attention has been drawn to the fact that SOME nairaland self acclaimed feminist are beginning to clean the dust in their brains by making some good comments.


Just look at their comments below.


This is highly commendable and it is good for our democracy.[/color]

Adonis86:
Inbox me. I have a private message for you. Be courageous just as I, same experience but I have moved on.

HenryDion:
My own experience is traumatizing. In fact, I was converted to a intimacy gadget. You see these female cousins and aunties, never allow them close to your boys. I repeat, never!

Today, most of them are married and with kids. Sometimes i wonder if they can remember what they did to me years ago.

Bassa1:
I was 13yrs when my Islamic teacher had an Indian guest who he kept in his guest house, all 7 of them. I was asked to attend to them since I understood their English accent. Late in d night one of them abused me by repeatedly kissing and using my hands to handle his dick. I went with d flow realising that if he could risk trying this act on me without worries dat his colleagues could walk in, they are definitely in together.

I kissed him back and handle his dick after a while I told he to let me go dat d place was not private enough promising dat I was going to invite him to my house the next day when my parent are away.
After he let me go, I was so angry by wat has happened that once I got home I grabbed a knife from d kitchen and headed back to d guest house. I met him lying down I walked towards him to slit his throat but luckily for him it was just a minor cut in his throat. I ran away while he was still bleeding. My Mallam sent them away d next day.
I spent several year traumatized by d event. Untill recently am usually very uncomfortable when a friend is making body contact with me.

I really wished I had slaughter him properly dat day.

chiefolododo:
some ladies are more dangerous than Satan himself

emezuo17:
. Once saw a friend's wife in a hotel, with some very rough men, the way they greeted her, shows she has been one of them paddy for long, she greeted me, sat with them drank some bottles of beer, while I was drinking mine with a friend, after about an hour she said he good bye and left, till today husband never told me madam told him we met at so so place, me self I maintain my lane, we still see in our worship place till today as if we never met at that kind wrong place.

Jodha:
Do yhu know what she went to do with this other man in the hotel?....

Biko no go spoil person marriage based on misconception...

Fhemmmy:
When you attend an occasion, your intention should be to celebrate with the celebrants and NOT to eat . . .Get the purpose of attending right and you will be fine . . .Grow the mentality of what can i give to them and NOT what can i take, it will help you!

Coldie:
I once went to an occasion brought the biggest gift In the wedding.

But rice, I no see talkless of bottle water.

To me if u are going to occasion with the intention of eating, just forget spraying of money or giving any gift. Just go there with that intention eat ur food thank d celebrant then give him the thing u have for him then go.


U can't go to an occasion spray 10k or more and be begging the people sharing food that u have not eaten, simply just go greet the celebrant carry ur 10k go any fast food chop to your fill and thank me later

wink2015:
Food is an African culture.

You can not separate food from most Nigerian and other African although there are exceptions to this perception.

At the same time the chemistry will show in their face if one is not given food in a ceremony.

Certainly, one will fill being under valued.

Ogegeodey:

Me in the party when food is finished.

GadgetInstinct:
Well I no dey chop for parties. I make sure i eat to my satisfaction before i step out for any occasion.

I once witnessed where a man was embarrassed by his friend’s wife because the food they served him has no meat and the man had complained that why would they serve him food without meat/fish, only the wife to snap at him saying ”Mr man why are you embarrassing yourself because of meat”

hooha:
I remembered when I went for an occasion and was not given food. It took me time to forget that pain ooh!!. Then I was young, so my elder sister gave me the meat she was chewing inside her mouth since I didn't get my own food.

hooha:
I remembered when I went for an occasion and was not given food. It took me time to forget that pain ooh!!. Then I was young, so my elder sister gave me the meat she was chewing inside her mouth since I didn't get my own food.

Agboriotejoye:
Another gecko shows up on my wall. Oya read what you wrote and slap urself three times. I just corrected one mumuish humpty Dumpty and you also jump in to exhibit the same nonsensical behaviour. Dem do you ni?
If buhari loves the major general tag, why did he ask to be called PMB instead of the previous GMB? Shame on you