₦airaland Forum

daddytime:
Awww

Boko don chop elephant meat tire...

englishmart:
Christmas? You no give me money, you no give me food. You dey mad? Na you dey mad? Give me money jare"
Mtscheew, man moves out, woman rushes him. Gbos gbas, gbish gbaa, fim, the knife penetrates. Or you Don nak finish you no gree pay. Gbos gbas, gbish gabaa, fim, the knife goes in. Or any other way.
BTW, someone in their 30s isn't middle-aged

stupidity:
I traveled down to Edo state few weeks ago.

Went out to get something when I heard girls of about 10 to 16 singing and dancing to one song I don’t know the singer but I could hear them shouting “body fineee, toto sweeeeet”


They really emphasized on the “toto sweet”

What is happening to Nigerians and it’s parenting system?

Kingpee2:
Very soon, yahoo boys go plenty pass maga...

blowjohn:
Lol so which mechanism u want make e use na .
U funny o. I don laf tire.
U want tell the whole world say GUO use person do rituals

This one na ritual mechanism abi Wetin?

NwaAmaikpe:




This is the problem with the absence of a functional consumer protection system in Nigeria.
Everyone is at the mercy of everyone.

But I'd love to know,

Aside showing genuine empathy, do you honestly think GUO is/was under any obligation to ensure the release of their kidnapped passengers?
Because I do not.
I may be wrong but I am open to Lalas. ticlala and other elders putting me right.

They are a transport company for fvck's sake and not an Elite Marine squad.
I doubt they even have an insurance policy on travellers or that any contractual agreement exists with passengers wherein they undertake to an unfailing delivery to destination.

The good thing here is that you got your relative back alive, but I'd say you spent too much energy on the transport company and it is sad that they treated you as petty scum and that is probably how they saw you considering you channeled none of such energy on the security agents and kidnappers in whose hands your relative's release solely lay in.

The wise ones here are your other relatives who saw the bigger picture and sought their salvation away from the tranpsort company.

The social media thing has given us a misguided spirit of aluta that solely hinges on blackmail.

Sit down and think again,
Do you know that if it was only you that your relative had, he'd probably be dead now while you'd have only succeeded in a viral smear campaign.

Next time life is involved, please use your head.

While at it, grow some conscience too.
To think you expect a transport company to dole out 1million as ransom for a passenger who probably paid less than 5k.

Ask yourself if you'd do the same if you owned GUO.

Awe4luv:
lol, one idiot once bought me 500 naira tie, u know those kinda tie that tells u the direction of the wind...

iCauseTrouble:
Nice one from the father Christmas....
Unlike the confused Father Christmas we have here in Nigeria

Lekside442:
shes just 20

macho44:
I'm coming with my puff-puff and Small Stout to join u

Revadebola:
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Bahddo:
If you call something a milder name because the original term is embarrassing, you are also being euphemistic. Terms like yahoo boy, yahoo plus, runs babe, are also euphemisms.

This is literally the first thing you see when you google 'euphemism'


Backdoor is also a popular slang for the butthole.

Righteousness89:
[s][/s] seek God's face for Understanding..

brainhgeek:
Abi o. We weren't dull too.
However, I can say some schools are getting things right now. With the advent of British and American curricular, kids are getting better. I teach A level and Advance Placement subjects. I can tell you that those 15-17 years secondary school kids are really doing well in topics I struggled with in the university.
Effective teaching and learning skills are helping kids these days. We hardly could see a class and learner friendly atmosphere in classrooms during our time.

Bahddo:
lol. I think she meant anal. Nigerians are usually euphemistic.

Preciousgirl:
I understand my critics, we are in a free world and I am one of the most tolerant beings alive. I am not a fool to be sharing my family issues here, but for very good reasons. I am learning a lot from the advices.

Now don't judge me yet, since there is a lot you still don't know about my situation.

1. I virtually sponsor the house
2. My husband has not slept with me for over a month (I am never going to cheat FYI)
3. In the past, he sleeps with me through my back, (I am suffering)

4. He has password guarding his smart phones

5. He verbally abuses me often

The above are only a few. I come here often because, apart from my dad, I don't wanna wash my dirty linen to those that know me. Those accusing me of cheating, I have never and will never ever do that, in fact I believe my husband is the one cheating on me. Which husband doesn't want to sleep with his wife through the Vag but back. Which kinda husband uses condom with his wife? Please don't judge me yet, I wish you lived with us. I am trying so hard to save my marriage.

Thanks guys for all the advices

bodaola:
Guy calm... There are more things to think about... We need to sell this country

devlishGINGER:
Op you are invading their privacy. A pervert watching lizard porn

Righteousness89:
Mary Did not Have a Choice , she didn't chose to be Mother of our Lord and Savior JESUS CHRIST..

She was CHOSEN From Above..

imiski:
Nnna see bobby

donstan18:
She went to visit her Grandparents indeed.

olril17:
Those who proudly supported, justified & rationalize the
unlawful incarceration of the duo: Omoyele Sowore & Dasuki
Are now celebrating & commending the FG for their release.
May we never be unstable, stupid and senseless like the
Buharists.

ekestic1976:
Unless GOVERNMENT(they're the ones with the unquestionable and absolute powers) extricate this baby boy from Tonto NOW he may not be able to mix with his peers later in life. As a matter of fact, he may find it difficult to marry - what reasonable gal would want Tonto for mother-in-law?

Healguy:
My brother, how did it become scam