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PoliticsRe: Herdsmen : Pastor Adebayo Calls For Prayer As Herdsmen Kidnap 5 RCCG Pastors by DavidEsq(m): 4:16pm On Aug 02, 2019
Baba, count the tithe money give them jare abi u wan stingy for this wan ni?
PoliticsRe: Army Shows Its Latest Made In Nigeria Mine And Bomb Resistant Vehicles (photos) by DavidEsq(m): 10:22am On Aug 02, 2019
donbachi:
Even if nigeria build rocket and ask me to enter it and go to space..God knows i wont..make i go dia go dey stranded.
grin grin grin grin. Ma n1gga

Car TalkRe: See The Audi Q3 Sportback 2020 Which Offers More Style In Less Space by DavidEsq(m): 9:07am On Aug 02, 2019
tyup:
moving through abia state today the headache I got from that road can't enough said can't wait to get the hell out

and for those residing in abia state I give you guys kudos o ahhh shocked
U better escape from that state before u get a terrible disease. Same happened to me. Till date, I'm still suffering from th trauma. I scratch my body violently weneva I come out of the bathroom, cos I'm reminded of how dirty that place was. I just can't understand the trauma but that's how it started. I have to bathe with scalding water, which makes me scream in the bathroom. My wife don pity me tire. Guy man, save urself now. I mean NOW!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Woman Set To Wed Man Whose Facebook Messages She Ignored For 2 Years (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 8:53am On Aug 02, 2019
Dotng:
Quite unfortunate that there are a lot of people pouring out their bitterness on nairaland. Your reality is not another person's reality. That you have been swindled doesn't mean that everyone is a crook.
This is Nigeria. Try to listen to that song
RomanceRe: Woman Set To Wed Man Whose Facebook Messages She Ignored For 2 Years (Photos) by DavidEsq(m):
Korllami007:
She don chop life with different guys within the two years and those guys don move to another fresh and young chick. Now, she fall back on with that guy as a last resort. grin grin

She use my guy as generator when nepa take light. grin grin
Some guys dey fvck up sha. Na so one chick message me after 5 years. Me wey don marry las las. I reply "huh"? Even if I never marry, na me wan chop buttom pot of Egusi soup ni! Nonsense and Buhari's certificate.
CrimeRe: Lady Found Dead In A Hotel In D'line Port Harcourt (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 8:34pm On Aug 01, 2019
shedrachcarter:
Her bra is still intact, that means the man didn't touch her sef.. Mtchewww undecided



Logo Benz
So shld they check if her pant is intact?
CelebritiesRe: Reminisce Reacts To Being Seen As A Sex Symbol by DavidEsq(m): 10:05am On Jul 31, 2019
Even e talk sef be like rap
CrimeRe: Kidnapped Lady, Gbemisola Alabi, Found by DavidEsq(m): 11:12pm On Jul 30, 2019
Curry30:
She's alive, she's well. Thank God. This did not end up as another death story. Every other thing is irrelevant!
Awon sheeple
EducationRe: Can I Study Medicine And Surgery With This Result. by DavidEsq(m): 2:01pm On Jul 30, 2019
alfredo1:
mtschee...w
Typical
PoliticsRe: Ruga: IPOB Protests In Abakaliki, Ebonyi (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 8:56am On Jul 30, 2019
35824L:
FUNALIZATION indeed. Ipob illiterates who can't spell. And na them dey call PMB dullard.
grin grin grin grin

EducationRe: Can I Study Medicine And Surgery With This Result. by DavidEsq(m): 8:54am On Jul 30, 2019
alfredo1:
sorry for your friend's experience. if u live in Sokoto, Kindly come to the college of health of sciences in uduth n I'll personally disprove your point. medicine in udusok has been very competitive in recent years with merit cut off points between 270-280 though a little lower for indigenes of Sokoto, kebbi and zamfara states.
@ the bolden:
Did u say competitive? I guess competitive now has a new meani

EducationRe: Can I Study Medicine And Surgery With This Result. by DavidEsq(m): 8:49am On Jul 30, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Your physical and biological sciences subjects are sadly amongst the weakest in your result.
You will not do well in Medicine.

A C5 in Biology means you have just an average knowledge of human cells, the anatomy and all the various systems that make up the human body.

A C6 in Chemistry means you have just a vague comprehension of chemicals, their properties and potential reactions with cells in the human body.

How can you diagnose and prescribe then without killing people? Those alone are the basics in MBBS.

My advice is this,
Study Geography and Planning or Geology up to the Ph.D level and you'd still be a doctor.

Afterall a doctor is still a doctor.
Even Papa Sherifatu the babalawo's business card reads Doctor.
huh huh. It is finished

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by DavidEsq(m): 7:27pm On Jul 28, 2019
I just had a sneak peak at the show a few minutes ago and saw Tacha could not define the "characteristics"; rather she said she is a characteristic. huh huh huh huh huh. Is anything more lame and dumb as this mgbeke. I guess dumb is the new smart.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Posing As Police Officers Steal Gold Worth ₦14b From Brazil Airpor by DavidEsq(m): 10:29pm On Jul 27, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
Terrible thing is that Seun on whose behalf they act would probably understand the value of great comments/stories.

Nairaland would have had the first refusal for my stories. Why chase someone who would likely liven up the site ?
The answer is simple:

Mediocrity.
CrimeRe: Police Shoot 3 Armed Robbers Dead In A Failed Bank Robbery In Rivers (Graphic) by DavidEsq(m): 9:52pm On Jul 27, 2019
godofuck231:
the deeper life like woman shouting Jesus, this is the problem with some stupid women , why shout the name of our Lord and put the life of your rescuer in danger , a neighbor of mine was shot in the heart when he tried combating robbers in his home , the wife spooked the robbers in the dark when she shouted and they shot at him in the dark as he was about to cock his barrel, they took what they came for and told her it was a mistake as they wouldn't have killed him if she had shut her mouth.
And she told u dis or u were one of th thieves?
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Posing As Police Officers Steal Gold Worth ₦14b From Brazil Airpor by DavidEsq(m): 9:38pm On Jul 27, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
I have a great story to tell...

But i am tired of my stories being deleted / hidden.

George RR Martins owns The Faceless Man character...

I seek ideas for the identity for a man of adventure.
Nairaland doesn't appreciate intelligence as Buhari doesn't also and u know, we are our own leaders. Nairaland deleted my very sound legal opinion in a thread on dude who stabbed a cultust to death. My opinion was on the defence of the guy. Nairaland dumbos (mods) got pissed and banned me but they couldn't state the rule I supposedly violated. That was when I came to the conclusion that this entire country is fvcked permanently, as NL was described the biggest social media forum in Africa. So it's a fest of mediocrity down here.

PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Asks Festus Keyamo To Recite Second Stanza Of The National Anthem by DavidEsq(m): 10:18pm On Jul 26, 2019
SLAP44:
When you hear Festus keyamu talking like a market woman, you will think he knows how to sing the national anthem?

Shame on you Keyamu for not reciting what your grand child can recite.

If not that the Senate leader saved your blushes, this man would have sang Oliver De coque today.
Keyamo be like

CrimeLeah Sharibu Finally Slain By Boko Haram. by DavidEsq(op): 5:54pm On Jul 25, 2019
Popular social media activist, Deji Adeyanju just confirmed that Leah Sharibu, the Christian captive of Boko haram has been finally slain. Leah Sharibu has been a captive in boko haram enclave for a long time and her continued captivity has been attributed to her refusal to renounce her Christian faith. Her death has thrown all her well-wishers into a state of mourning. It is hoped that her mother and family members would have the fortitude to bear this terrible loss.
See tweets of Nigerian's reacting to this sad news:

CrimeRe: My Adventure In COZA - Punch Journalist Detained By COZA Officials by DavidEsq(m): 11:29am On Jul 25, 2019
cry. @OP: meow
PoliticsRe: Ministerial List: Lady Who Campaigned For Buhari Cries Bitterly, Regrets (Photos by DavidEsq(m): 11:23am On Jul 25, 2019
All the yams she has been planning to eat yaf vanish enter voivemail grin grin
CrimeRe: U.S. Coast Guard Chases Submarine Carrying ₦84Billion Worth Of Cocaine(Pic/Vids) by DavidEsq(m): 11:14am On Jul 25, 2019
krattoss:
yes we have SBS..(special boat service).

Don't be quick to ridicule your country bro cos it's the only one you have you can call yours.
We are not eager to call it ours. We just don't know why we wr born here. We want to run away and be countryless huh huh huh
CrimeRe: U.S. Coast Guard Chases Submarine Carrying ₦84Billion Worth Of Cocaine(Pic/Vids) by DavidEsq(m): 11:09am On Jul 25, 2019
Blood of Gbomo-gbomo shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

RomanceRe: See Pre-wedding And Wedding Shots Of Two Nairalanders... by DavidEsq(m): 8:29am On Jul 25, 2019
Officialgarri:
I believe the bride paid an extra #1000 to the make up artist to color the nose till it looks sharp as a knife edge.

The camera man did a good job. He made the couple look good

I appreciate the crowd in the background. I know the photographer didn't honor them by blurring them out, but they made the bokeh effect look all good.

Thanks to the fashion designer who made the suit even though he would have just taken 2inches off the length of the trouser

I appreciate the barber, with so much attention on the lost boundary, he did well to set a new formidable boundary.

All thanks to God for rescuing the couple from the situation we bachelors/spinsters find ourselves in...
Wetin na? U kept making scroll upandan like say no be th same eye we use take see the pics huh U talk bride sharp nose, I scroll up, and talk groom trousers, I scroll up, u talk groom hair, I scroll up. Haba mana huh

CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Features Damian Marley, Angelique Kidjo In 'African Giant' Album by DavidEsq(m): 8:15am On Jul 25, 2019
krattoss:
Burna got his act together this time.

He is sure going to break the international scene with this album and features

But him for feature him babe steflon embarassed

Love that bi'tche like mad
Na person babe u dey call b1tch abi? If na ur babe dem call B1tch now, u go begin dey rise chest, dey beat cheat like man gorilla wey see fresh woman gorilla angry

TravelRe: Fleeing To The US ... A Word To The Wise. by DavidEsq(m): 8:04am On Jul 25, 2019
yaki84:
Visit first ke?
Visit is meant for alaba, ariaria, onitsha ngwa, sokoto or markudi.
A nigerian cant visit newyork, we dey move to newyork!

TravelRe: Fleeing To The US ... A Word To The Wise. by DavidEsq(m): 7:45am On Jul 25, 2019
NONNYG:
That was exactly the same thing OP didgrin
And he is sharping mouth here like a woodpecker cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: So Embarrassing. Davido Defraud An Up Coming Artist With 4m by DavidEsq(m): 10:31pm On Jul 24, 2019
Pls post the pictures/snap shots of the court documents, since u even know the number of the case in the cause list. Don't come to tell us trash, in he nam of blogging. I know say e go pain u sha, but that because it's the simple truth
FamilyRe: 23-year-old Law Student Gets A Mercedes Benz From Her Mother As Birthday Gift by DavidEsq(m): 10:23pm On Jul 24, 2019
Thisis2raw:
I tap into that blessing
Dey there dey tap ehn, wen ur mate dey hustle die. Na only tap? U for kuku be mai ruwa or palm wine tapper angry. Pastor never deceive you reach

RomanceRe: Guys, Is Your Boxer A Underwear Or House Wear? by DavidEsq(m): 1:03pm On Jul 24, 2019
zexy2030:
Yea, it's an under wear but sometimes the scrotum needs aerated, more so girls where I schooled and also served are guilty of these, the guys are more responsible in their appearance but the girls..sometimes I say to myself what kind of mission is this girl on...countless girls wearing bumshorts and short tops what are they doing too..one of the days I went to do some work in the girls hostel, behold free nipples, shocked..a girl wore top that didn't cover her bottom she came to the kitchen to cook, I swear I saw her pussy when she came to lit her gas..my dick n mind was raped, she got big booty..I was blamed later NCOs what I went to fix I couldn't concentrate I fixed it wrongly..I asked this same girl for her number, she said doesn't give her number out, but gave her name and department.. One also day as she heard I was in the hostel to work, came to the kitchen braless, her nipple was engorged..I can't say more I saw enough...if u point to guys others point to you, girls are more guilty of this..if I were dat guy..I will walk around with not just my boxers but just pants..see my dick n faint..and if I want to pee, I will stand where u all can see my black long dick..so u can understand how some of u rape our eyes with your bum shorts..
LMAO at the bolden grin grin. Ur situation was a very riotous one grin

RomanceRe: Guys, Is Your Boxer A Underwear Or House Wear? by DavidEsq(m): 12:58pm On Jul 24, 2019
inahlot:
lemme say I'm kinda guilty of this,but I only where my boxer when I'm alone in my room and most
especially in the afternoon when nearly all my neighbors won't be at home
I only dat wen I'm going going turn o my Gen o cheesy, but I make sure you not seen sha. cheesy
RomanceRe: Lady Accuses Eno Obong Okon Of Deceiving Her With Marriage Proposal by DavidEsq(m): 12:33pm On Jul 24, 2019
Impact6789:
shut up there
See painment grin grin grin

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