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tiffanyfan:
Oga carry ur frustration shift go front, no space here

I was hoping for a good comeback.

but no.

you just prove that you brain is in your puzzy

ritylove:
Some guys love sex so much they can never get enough out of it reasons why many cases of rape pop out everyday,

Is there any thing so special about it that am not aware of,cux am still wondering why sex is loved by men so darely, the journey never ends when it come to sex in a mans life, even at old age the exploration continues
Am really curious to know why......Or is their any special thing attached to this am not aware of

Maybe after you sincerely answer why do women love materials things so much, then i can give you an answer.

tiffanyfan:
And the same reason your sister's won't see husband to marry them even after they start smelling house. Mumu dey worry you.

Don't digress here.

we were talking about you. since you deem it fit for broke guys not to have an erection because they are broke, you can go ahead and start bouncing from one rich dick to another until you turn 30.

then you will realise that not all that glitters is gold. mtcheww

tiffanyfan:
Broke guys don't deserve an erection. Forget women for now and hustle like a man first, that is when you can start searching

main reason you wont see a husband to marry even after you clock 30

jonathanOz:
When I get a lady easily, I lose interest easily too. When she is hard to get, I still lose interest after a while. I need help seriously. I find it hard to keep a relationship for more than 4 months. it's become a habit already

4 months you say yours is better.

onazib:
28 is peak.
At that stage if shes single, her suitors her excess.

Says who.

at 28, her face suddenly slowly start to sink and waste like pastry.

she can't be as beautiful like when she was 25. that's why they always invest on makeup during this age.

zinnyzee:
I said i'll say yes if my boyfriend asks.

And u say u'll ask

From the look of things,

you'd better go see chioma so that she would connect you to that baba wer help her for davido matter

Facebook?

I reserve my comment

Though i don't subscribe to such torture meted out to his wife,

This is an evidence of Village People at Work.


Just Imagine, The moment he was about to make a come back in his career, all this things started happening.

Worst of all, the devil used his most favorite tool in his arsenal to carry out the Job. WOMAN

space booked

JhyMedex:
Aight ..lemme check it out..

heard some say one has to stock up on beef, drink a lot of milk and all dt..wat u say to dis?..Tanx again!.

If you can afford it why not? they are very proteinous, so its good

JhyMedex:
U got d kinda body I'm working to achieve right nw..

started last month tho..

so mayb in a yr or so I'll b back to compare muscles..lol..

Boss what was your dieting like..thus will go a long way to helping me.tanx

@daviesblaze

if you are in naija, normal nigerian foods will help e.g beans but always make sure you do your cadios. scroll up, i attached a little pdf on a comment.

dairykidd:
Lolzz

Last one got me cracking.

More

Luciferlove:
Irony of life...when a known scammer is doubting A real moniker....water don pass garri.

another

dairykidd:
Lolzz.. So my Spalding bball was delivered today since i ordered with jumia. The delivery guy reminded me i'm getting fat.. Funny but true. Still can't find time to the gym & as if the devil hasn't tried enough my headphone broke a couple of days back but since bball is here i got enough motivation to start.... Anyway lemme drop something for u Op.

lol, more drops

Some people think th gym is a place you get all serious and squeezing your face like shit that was strucked by thunder.

But that's actually not true. the gym is a place you meet different kind of people with their different behavior they are likely to exhibit when they are stressed. most times you find this quite funny. especially for lovers with dark humor.

Here are a few gym memes i compiled. i hope it makes your day.

sacramento1212:
doing fine bro. According to my parents, i was born at exactly 11:50pm on 31st January.

damn, that was a close one.

Mine was 9:45 pm

I came to read comments, just to see two rabbit derailing the thread

SMH

When i saw the headlines, i was like;


"This could never be in Nigeria"

Lo and Behold, my assumption was validated as a fact

Topher continue with this story.

Dont mind the haters, they will always hate. i see you going places if you keep this up

sacramento1212:
31st January here. Your fellow Aquarian

Nice meeting you zodiac-twin.

how's it going

Frankicent:
Seriously?? No whyne us jawe.

LMAO. I resemble spanner

SirMichael1:
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If only you'll agree to tell me the name of this particular movie.

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unbelievable right

one thing i understood about approaching from that day is that, the more you contemplate the less you are likely to do it.

WORDWORLD:
Your Pick up line must never be. "YOU ARE VERY B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L" else you go chop KOBOKO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEFgfDOwbqE

Just tell her she is very ugly and see how you will win her heart.

LOL,

So, some pained monikers who do not have but yet un-judiciously envy the creative ability of the writer has finally succeeded in making sure this wonderful work of art is not completed.

Continue, but remember: "you won't know the implication of your actions, until the same is done to you"

docsam007:
Lets talk bro...What's your cv.

Matured Response

some comment we see here is enough to accelerate the suicidal tendency of a depressed individual.

JANUARY 31. Anyone

Mine was a bit crazy. I dont recommend anyone to try it.

It Happened when i was coming back from lectures on one of those cloudy evenings. i saw this beautiful lady with every assets well proportioned. she was walking quite fast in front of me, and there was little chance of getting her attention without looking creepy. so i just did the first thing that came to mind.

i wasn't even thinking when i jumped in front of her, stretch out my hands with a million dollar smile imprinted on my face, i introduced myself, ask of hers. though she was quite surprised of what just happened, she managed to revive back to the present situation when she saw this gorgeous looking demi-god in front of her.

i initially taught she was a student, until she told me she was an airforce officer. though my mind performed a reverse progression at that moment, i didn't show it and just continued as if i dont know the implication of her statement. her fellow comrades later came around, decked in their military attire. as a sharp guy i just codedly continue my convo with her as if i didn't notice them, though they were few feet away from us and probably waiting for to get rid of me already or signal them to orientate my sorry as$.

last, last i collect number and she was my girlfriend for the six months. Dont ask me why we broke up