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Comerade wey sabi

He tried for his age...

The guy just wanted attention... and he got it.

They just want to milk this country dry... what type of yeye coding error is that

According to you... The value of a lady is not tied to marriage nor been with a man.

The fans simply showed the German FA their level of Hypocrisy

11 years and 14 years of awaiting trial is enough to further harden a notorious criminal to an unrepeatable state.

rainlover:
A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married.

She confessed to her husband and he forgave her.
9-10 months later, she gave birth.

Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test.
The husband thought he was crázy & agreed to run the DNA test also to shame the ex but only if the ex would agree to bear all expenses.

Petty young man paid for everything including traveling and lodging expenses in Lekki for sample collection.
The result came out.

Probability of Paternity of Index A:0%.
Probability of Paternity of Index B:0%.
it means that the child does not belong to any of them.

This one I will never understand it

This is a case only the village elders can understand

This is obviously a spell... It is called 'MENUMO' in yoruba language literally meaning 'Keep Shut'.

Criminal lovers

Recycled poloticians...

BISHOPCHARLIE:
So, I've been seeing this lady for some time now. June this year, I began taking her serious - she ticked some qualities I wanted in my future wife, not that she's perfect, I'm not either.
Her faults are those I felt I could live with.

She mentioned a local politician as a friend of hers prior to now. I was curious, the man is quite notorious with women and serious guys don't like to come near any lady that comes off as being close to the said politician. She told me they never dated, that they had outings a few times, had food and drinks and it ended there. That the said politician wanted to date her but she declined because she doesn't date married men and their friendship ended because he wanted to date her and she doesn't want to. I didn't quite believe the story but took it with a pinch of salt.

When she visited me at Ibadan some months ago, she received a call from a male neighbour of hers which she abruptly stopped midway. Told me it was her caring neighbor calling to know how she's doing having not seen her in the neighborhood for some days. My question was "is that how he calls every neighbour to know how they are doing or what's special in your case?

On her birthday, we were together, I saw a few messages on her phone that really didn't sit well with me. Her mum's doctor sent her a message describing her as his runaway lover. Another guy that always gave her missed calls scripted a beautiful message for her. Both of them married. She explained it away that there was nothing between she and them.
At this point, I chose to softpedal on marriage plans, even though I have made enquiries at the registry, I didn't move past that. Whereas she gave me the phone number of her paternal relation for me to call on engagement details, I put a hold on that. Also, the money I credited her account with to buy engagement ring, I left there without further action.

I visited Lagos and paid her a visit, she lives alone and told me no man ever visited her place and the moment I came, she happily announced me to her neighbors as her fiance.
While in her bedroom days ago, a guy walked in on us. Said he's been knocking on the door and didn't get a response. How did he know to go to her bedroom and not the sitting room? What if we were naked? She got up, walked the guy out and came back to apologize. That the guy is her colleague at work and knows her place because he assists her in getting stuffs done whenever she needs help and that he was just in the neighborhood and wanted to pay a visit on her. And didn't call your line? She said she missed his call. I declined to speak further.

Earlier, she had declined to give her body count even when I gave mine. However, in our discussions, various names of her past relationships keep popping up meanwhile she had given me this look and act of a church girl.

Please advise me.

Comerade, slow down and first open your eyes well well...

Congratulations to her... May her home be blissful

What will make a man cry in public... E string no be small.

This man must be possessed

Trust and believe Reno words at your own peril...

OmoAbi:
Hello.
Who has an idea of how much Africar charges for trips within Ibadan?

Secen hundred naira

Adexgentle005:
This coming 2023 general election is going to be the most rigged election in the history of this country. With BVAS or no BVAS.

It’s going to be rigged in favour of Thiefubu or Atiku.

So I was discussing with 10 northerner friends in Abuja on the reason why Peter Obi should be the president of this country and they said it won’t happen.

He said cabals and northern elites won’t let PO near aso rock because of their selfish interest and other negative personal things he said.

He said if he wins, he won’t be sworn in or they’d use the military to stage a coup detat just like Abiola.

I know Peter Obi is what everybody needs right now from this APC government but how can PO beats the cabal to it?

Comerade, do not worry about how it will happen. Just go ahead and vote Peter Obi first then, leave the rest.
We will get the mandate when he wins.

The forthcoming election will be historical cos any of the 3 major party can win it... It is not sure for any party.
In as much as I wish all pther political party the best for their efforts... come 2023,I will be Obidient!!!

Never really judge a book by it's cover...

Everyon3 is porting upandan...

BadRadio:

Hmm... Now, that I get to think about it. Data is indeed life!!!
I spend an average of 5k monthly. So, that will amount to about 55k

In summary, Obi and Soludo are back on the same page.

wkkwl:
Please can you kindly elighten us.

1) BVAS enable voters to get accredited and vote immediately compared to what we have in time past. Where you will all get accredited before voting hours later.
This will make the election process faster and also reduce canvassing that happens btw accreditation and voting time.

2) With BVAs, election results are transmitted live thereby reducing external influence of inflated vote counts by corrupt inec officials

3) With BVAS, any polling unit where any form of violence is detected, results from such polling units is automatically nullified and voided. This will discourage ballot box snatching that thugs engange in. Where they snatch ballot boxes, go to one corner and start to thumbprint in bulk!!!
The downside to this is tht, opponents can go to polling units where their opposition is having strong leads, create chaos to make elections nullified there.


There are many advantages to the use of BVAs in reducing election irregularities... that is why so many politicians kicked against it initially

Op has time sha...

He is not say what favours him...

Pickmycall:
Thanks.I am walking into an electronic shop to purchase my item.What should I avoid doing so as not to be scam?

Don't do like a JJC in the market

IMF should just leave crypto alone and face other fiscal policies

Musk the new twitter emperor has spoken... Final Verdict!!!

I don't even understand this Reno again...

Alright! The rally has come and gone... And it was a great rally!!!

MandelaLives:
This is exactly the thought on my mind recently. FIFA is thickly racist.

The referees are the problem, not FIFA