₦airaland Forum

Double wahala for dead body... Kyari's village people have just woken up from their slumber
From future IGP in the making to a Fugitive.

Dsalvo:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/512356-covid-19-nigeria-five-other-african-countries-get-who-approval-for-vaccine-production.html

Nigeria is to produce covid vaccine!!? with this epileptic power supply!!!
Ooohlite, i pirry those that will receive the Nigerian version.
Theirs will be worst than made in china... E go be Aba made

Ogbenia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3rQcHgtl8A

Wow... I get her point.

120 tons of pomo for our dear southwest has been impounded... Expect scarcity of pomo

babazanga:
Good day nairalanders. I noticed a little lump on my foot few months ago, i tried leaving it thinking it would leave by itself but it didn’t so i used a sharp object to scrape it. Now it is up to a week but it isn’t healing. What can i do to restore the affected part back to my normal foot. I need help and advise. Thank you and God bless.

Get fresh paw paw leaf early morning... Place it on it and leave it in all day.

Newsline09:
NANS Gets New Working Document called constitution after 40 years.

Behold the Major Area of Amendments

NANS NON ELECTIVE CONGRESS

NANS CONSISTUTION MAJOR AREA OF AMENDMENTS

1. Tenure of office: 1 years compulsory and 3 month grace period of transition process

2. JCC : Featuring and institutionalization of JCC
From Joint Campus Committee to Joint campus Council will election as sole means of leadership emergence

3. CPC: featuring and institutionalization with define roles and function

4. Funding: mandatory payment of capitation by all member unions (SUG) with clear sanction for defaulting institutions and sharing and allocation of said fund among NANS and sister unions NAUS, NAPS and NANCES

5. Convention Chairman: redefinition of role and limit including removal process

6. Eligibility to contest NANS NATIONAL POSITIONS : Only full time students with matric number with at least a semester stay on campus

7. GENDA sensitivity- only female comrade can contest Vice President special duties, ex Officio 1 and National Treasurer

8. Offices/ executive positions: increased by 1 with creation of Office of Vice President Inter campus affairs while clerk and Secretary General are now independent elective offices

9. Zoom: senate can now surmon physical and virtual senate meeting to take resolution on any issues except Disciplinary related and main or bye election matter

10. Secretariat rotation : To Comprises of President and Secretary General going to one zone, senate president and senate clerk going to another zone and Vice President National Affairs going to one zone then others to be open to other zones different from the 2 zones taking the presidency and senate presidency positions.

11. Zonal Structures : to operate six zonal structures A - F In-line with Nigeria geo political zones

Zone A - North West
Zone B - South South
Zonc C - North Central
Zone D - South West
Zone E - North East
Zone F - South East
Final approval.

Comrade Chuks Okafor
Senate President

finally, universitycomerades now have a constitution... Let's hope it will reduce the amount of looting and tyranny in NANS.

mosak:
If you are familiar in buying tomato, you will agree with me that January, February and early march are season for tomatoes.
You can a big basket of tomato for as low as N5000 during it season but the case is different this year.

A big basket of tomato now cost between N16000-25000. We never even enter it expensive period yet.

Prepare yourself for alternative or stock up because this year, there is likely probability that tomato will be very expensive than other years.

you are very right...

Protest had started rocking Canada back to back... To uncle Lai trying to compare that to Endsars protest, the difference is that no one has been reported killed by the authorities in Canada.

Fraudulent Nigerians keep devising more and more criminal means...

They now even kidnap the poor who have no money to pay.

He is not overhyped but not on thesame level with Ronaldo, Messi, lewandowski, Neymar, Haaland, Ibra... These are worldclass players. Kane is a quality player

He is showing the world that you can be an 'Ex' without being enemies.

Wahala dey for the man no be small...

acorntree:
Who is an Engineer?

There was this welder on our street, every time Accountant Abeh Terzungwe Samson was passing he would hail him "Engineer!". One day like that, Accountant Terzungwe Abeh and I were going to a barber shop. As usual, he addressed the welder as ENGINEER as we walked pass his workshop. I did not complain still.

When we got to the barber shop, I addressed the girl who was collecting money as ACCOUNTANT. My friend quickly corrected me that the girl is a CASHIER and not an ACCOUNTANT. I said "Orne calm down. I didn't complain you addressed the welder as ENGINEER, so allow me to address this girl as ACCOUNTANT in peace"...

Engineering is arguably the most misunderstood profession in Nigeria. Even those who are well schooled, their education has failed to inoculate them against misunderstanding the engineering profession.

Some years back, I was working on a construction project in Rivers State. We had one Oyibo Engineer from Belgium. We were chatting one day and this man asked me what engineers do in Nigeria. He was hired as an Engineer all the way from Belgium, but when he got here he was not being used as an engineer. So he was confused and needed a me to explain to him the role of an engineer in Nigeria. This is how bad it is.

Nigerians only appreciate the work of people who use tools or operate equipment. They have no regard for brain work. That is why the saying that Nigerian engineers do not know "practical" is very popular in Nigeria.

Somehow Nigerians have acquired the unfortunate belief that anybody who is not seeing operating an equipment, or using one tool (say spanner, trowel, hammer, etc) or the other to perform a task does not know "practical". That is why they say Nigerian engineers only know "theory" without practical.

Come to think of it. I design, say a building, sitting in my office or house. After completing the rigorous design process - during which I even forgot to eat and probably slept late - I produce construction drawings. These drawings serve to instruct the construction process. Yet you say I don't know "practicals" simply because you did not see me wearing an overall dress with boot and a helmet on my head placing concrete, or cutting and bending steel rods, etc.

I use my knowledge of science and maths to generate hydrological data and create a suitable drainage system for Makurdi to halt the incessant flooding of homes. My blue print is used to construct drainage channels and other hydraulic structures to collect, direct and discharge water appropriately. But because you did not see me pouring concrete, you say I do not know "practicals".

I conduct research and find that a locally available material can be used to construct roads at a cheaper cost. My technique is used to construct the road leading to your village. But because you did not see me operating any of the road construction equipment, you say I don't know "practicals".

Dear Nigerians, what is "Practicals"?

But when a doctor sees a patient, prescribes drugs and a nurse administers the drugs on the patient based on the doctor's prescription, nobody accuses the Nigerian doctor of not knowing "practicals" and the nurse is not recognized as doctor. But that is exactly what they do to engineers.

When they are teaching kids about professional careers, they do not show a doctor as someone driving a needle into the butt of a patient. But they show children a picture of a man wearing an overall with a helmet on his head, holding spanners or some other tools and tell them that's an engineer. The kids are asked to repeat so that it will sink. What nonsense!

The job of an engineer in Nigeria is so much taken for granted. But this should be expected in a country where knowledge is not respected and people rely on emotions to speak and take decisions.

I was explaining something to someone who had problem with the outcome of a job I directed. He refused to listen to me saying that he did not study engineering but he as sponsored several construction projects and so he knows something, at least enough to disregard my information that was based on sound scientific principles. I thought he was being stupid but the people around were clapping for him. Yes, because he heads one organization and has access to funds he could dish out to buy drinks for people and also give handouts whenever he came around, the people thought he was making sense and believed him.

But nobody tells a medical doctor to shut up and listen to him because he has acquired some medical knowledge from his regular visits to hospitals.

You have not read a book on a subject but you think you know better than those who have.

But when 'gbege' happens, say building collapse, that is when everybody remembers that a bricklayer is not an engineer.

The other time I did a design for a body. I produced the working drawings and BOQ. They needed the BOQ to source for funds. But when they started the construction, they felt they did not need me, neither did they bother to consult my working drawings. They hired artisans to do the job. As they were about to complete the roof, the building started to collapse. That was when they remembered me. They had concluded among themselves to pull down everything and start a fresh, but decided to hear from us - engineers - first. We came and showed them another way of solving the problem without pulling down anything. I, however, reminded them that the problem would not have occurred if they followed the working drawings I gave them.

That is what engineers do. We create cost-effective solutions to problems. The job of an engineer has nothing to do with brawn, it has everything to with brain. That is why you need to be well verse in science and maths before you can be engineer. Engineering is brain work. If you see someone applying physical strength to do a task using a tool or equipment, such one is either an artisan, an operator or a technician.

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The point you made about "... Engineers not knowing practicals" strikes a chord... I really do understand your point and i had that notion till now that you explicated it.
But I really still think an engineer should know a bit of the hands on even if he does not have to work it depending on which field of engineering in question though. Obviously, not a civil engineer

KingdomlessKing:
Okay thanks


But why is it that they were saying that the charge fee is 1k for premium slip, but when I proceed to input my bank details tgey turn it to 1200? I no understand this thing o

The 200 is remittance fee by Remita

It is finished... Lobatan

The world knows that already... That's the past

Rugaria:
They should stop this new culture of burying the bodies of dead politicians in graves full of tiles and marbles. It makes no sense. The body will decay and will not make any contact with the ground. The watery abunna will be there and can't escape to anywhere until one day, there will be an opening and the stench will be "awesome".... Seen this before. Make the grave beurifull but make sure the casket is laid in the ground so as to enhance easy decay, because the body must decay at a point..

I have bever thought of it this way... Nice point you've just made.

Nedangel:
So I posted earlier about having strong feelings for my house maid. And a lot of Nairalanders poured in their views.

Well, as usual on this day. My wife travelled and my maid and I was alone at home. So I went to her room, talked to her about her future and so on. But I could not do anything with her. I just thought and took her as my child and daughter..
I removed the thought of anything I felt before.

Thanks everyone for ur views and thought, it really helped..

I am glad you did the right thing... May God help you to keep away from such temptations. Please, avoid her room as much as possible.

Bellotelli:
I copy a lot too, but I'll end up adding few of my own lines... At least I try.

you try my brother

Your eyes don see no be small...

It looks very nice on him... But i see no internet on fire here

EBMedia:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CaLLCUprqlT/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Dorime masquerade

MRDEE01:
They steal mostly Japanese batteries.
They couldn't steal my neighbour's BMW battery after the took almost 4 batteries in our neighbourhood

German cars are the real deal... It's just that we Nigerians try to factor in second hand value and ease of repairs... That's why we opt for japanese Cars

Lostchild:
I have change a lot in personality.

The constant brutal attack and persecution of nigeria women has greatly affected me and tempers my heart for children.

Since that very day, I no longer allow people children to come near me. Anytime I see a child, the memory of that events will flash through my mind.

If I seat anywhere and a child plays near me, I just leave the place because I fear their mothers and the painful flashes of that accusation can repeat itself

I completely lost compassion for women with children even though I adore them as wonderful mothers. I no longer feel their pain as I used to.

To be honest, that event badly affected me to this very day.

If this your story is true... I can imagine what trauma you must have gone through.
I am glad you are alive to share uour story... One must really be careful in this country.
I don't ask for directions from women with children neither do I ask from minors.
These are perilous times

OneTwoOne:
We are not getting it right and it is the fault of the society we live in.
How would 17years old not cut off head.. When we have a society that encourages indiscipline, wickedness, inhuman acts and behaviours.

Someone just released a song and from there, fame came, society gave him huge money, made him a celebrity, they gave him car, visa and etc..

What for?
Because he sang a song that added no value to the society.. no wisdom, no knowledge, no moral, nothing encouraging..

Maybe I should state some of the WORD of such song below:

Many many were wa nlé répété (Madness at high level full ground)

Babéjé (Destroy the place)

Ika (wicked)

Éjé loju bi t'abacha (Turn your eyes red like the then Abacha)

Runju pa (Frank your face heavily)

Ma r'érin (Don't laugh)

Kala (frown)

Daju (No mercy)

Wuwa ika (Do evil)

Yes!!! Young boys started doing EVIL, having seen how our society Encourages EVIL.

How on Earth can someone said all those word, and the next thing he experienced was fame, cars, money, houses, traveling abroad and etc?

And many, who have added value, disciples, Encouragment, love, motivation, right attitude, passion, devotion and Sacrifice to people are wallowing in poverty.

Our society will rather praise KING OF MARLIAAN FOR SMOKING WEED LIVE ON VIDEO than to praise our esteem

How can evil not prevail.. when evil and bad attitude are more rewarding nowadays than positive impact.

BBNaija gets more contributions of millions from the people, just for promoting immoralities, BUT the best graduating students of Kogi state are to be encouraged with just a cheque of N2000 each.. Not even 5k.. Yet, Gifts of cars, money and etc are being giving to those who can show their naked body on LIVE TV.

Society is not helping the upcoming Generation at all.

Because, we reward INSANITY than SANITY. We reward NONSENSE than encouraging DILIGENCY.

All these are not what our society needs.. they prefer someone who can DO EVIL than someone who do good.

We are all seeing the result everywhere.

Time is now, that we all should start encouraging discipline, patience, endurance and excellence acts, which added advancement to the society.

Let's Encourage the best students

Let's Encourage student who can invent or produce value, in line of technology.

Lets begin to Encourage men of God..

Let's begin to Encourage our school teachers and counsellors

Let wake up to good work

Let us all wake up to HONESTY and INTEGRITY.

Enough of all this EVIL ACTS, being Encouraged by the SOCIALIST of our SOCIETY, thinking it's NORMAL..

Enough!!!

Bobrisky Is Showcasing Wealth

WhiteMoney is Getting Endorsement

Best Graduating Students Are Ignored

This thing is getting worst on the coming Generations. Things are growing so worst, like a trailer without brake.

Remember, YOU AND I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

Cc
Mynd44
Lalasticlala

I feel your points... It is so unfortunate to see such decadence in our generation.

Okerenla:
Here are the summary of the results of the Osun APC Gubernatorial Primary held yesterday, 19th February, 2022. The incumbent governor, Adegboyega Oyetola walloped his other rivals in the contests.

The main governornship election is slated for July 16, 2022

Oyetola's camp really dealt out a K.O to Aregbe's camp... Time to watch out for Oyetola vs the dancing senator.

FloatingSeed:
Many will interpret this from different angles and either way, there will still be something to learn from it. Insults too will fly here and there and if it makes me get the thought out of my head, no qualms.

I will concentrate on things I did wrong which I feel is responsible for the present occurrence.

We met 3 months ago online and we started talking . We talked everyday, chat,video, calls name it. She wasn't up for a relationship according to her. Come January, she came down to my side so we can see for the first.
For the first time in my live, I felt at ease with someone I was meeting for the first time. No tension, no pretence.

While copying a code I typed on her phone, I checked through her pics. Why I did that I still can't explain it cos it's something I've never done before nor will day.
I talked about a pics I saw and she flared up about why I had to check her phone. I apologized and everything was back to normal.

She went back the 4th day and communication was still okay till 2 weeks later when I caught feelings for her.
Perhaps my brain was beginning to misinterprete a lot of actions as I feel she's beginning to withdraw . The final straw came when she said we need to talk. Sure we had a high tempo talk which centres on what she feels my friends were doing. You guys get the normal guys whining a lady your guys is speaking with. The normal when are we seeing you again, we are bringing yam stuff ooo.

Like, I'm giving them the impression we are dating while we were not. Right after the talk, in a bid to just end it and get over my emotions I told her I like her and wants to take things further with her.
Of course, her guards shot up and she said it again that she's not looking for a relationship and she's not God, .

I know she has trust issues due to heartbreak from her ex and to be candid I blame myself for getting caught in the wind so fast and not allowing the frenship time to evolve naturally.

If I call her we talk normally but that strain of coldness is still hanging. Chat is even worst, no live in it at all. For the firs time in my life, I actually want to give love a chance but it seems I already messed up everything and there is no redemption.
How best can I possible savage this.
I already anticipate a mix of insults, name calling etc. But then, meaningful advices would still come handy.

Give her space before she friend zone you

That is where he has his peace and happiness... Tiger out there but a babe at home

This is why i don't play sport betting...

RisenJoe:
I privately posted it on my Facebook page.

did you have this dream of you copied it from somewhere?