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BrutalJab:
Your ear go too suffer am.




You will be forced to start listening to cultural songs and ina ina ina ina ina


she tell me say x500.

I love your reply

Boxing day sucker punch delievered on Christmas day

Well, that is their policy... Good they communicated it politely. Here in Naija, the way the waitress will talk to you, you would wonder if you went there to beg for food.

Simply live a simple life... that's all!

[quote author=Nnemuka post=97498450][/quote]Theoretically, It is possible for practical purpose only... May not be a save LPG may not be a option for bikes as the combustion chamber i not as reinforced as what you have in a car. Explosion is more likely to occur at the slightest crash

This is disheartening...and the Generals live like kings

It is a good car... Not as rugged as the old popular ones. It has a very good handling.
The only problem may be getting the body parts but I trust ypu will be careful not to crash your car nor get crashed
Go for it!

Interesting...

2 years is fair enough if the accuser is under 30 so as not to waste her productive years in jail for being young and dumb right?... A false accuser deserves 21 years

1 for each year of his age... Mumu

Mathematically speaking, having a big backside is not directly proportional to being beautiful... as a matter of fact, sometimes; it could be inversely proportional to the square root of beauty provided all physical attributes and character remain constant

NB: find mathematically formula proof below after 3 days

Really nice compilation... Kudos @Op

Waiting is a choice he has to make... If he can't wait, there are other ladies out there. Cheating is not an option as it is not fair

Truvel:
There Is D Girl Dat I Admired Her Beauty But She Is Short. And 4rm My Observation, All Her Sisters Are Short. Dey All Took Their Mother's Height. Na Her Brodas Manage Get Small Height. Honestly, My Fear Of Marrying A Short Girl Is Dat I No Won Born Aki & Pawpaw.

There is more to marriage than height... Seek Happines first, then worry about height later. And by the way, most children nowadays end up being taller than their parents.

Better papa.... But according 58 times in 28 matches? Gosh!!! That boy is a future star biko!!!

Is this supremacy war or what?

Which part of Lagos...?

... Nigerian politicians are all after the money and power. No matter the party that rules; It is always the same old result

Well, they ended up being a scape-goat...

Follow your heart but remember, sex is just a part of marriage. Real life issues will always test your marital boat on the sea called life.

This woman dribbling wins Balon d'Or ... This is Messi's kinda dribbling not Okocha

Nigeria does not have her own silicon valley like the U.S nor Toronto tech like Canada... All we have is computer village
On a more serious note... Developers here in Nigeria do not have a good playing ground compared to their foreign counterparts.

Mutual respect... Fans go about sweating on what the parties involved do not bother to drag

Hi! I am MMM 2016

Inspiring... No man knows what anyone can become tomorrow- so, treat everyone right!

An era i wish never happened in Nigeria